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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - 1989 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 Strange things are a foot at the circle-k (full quote)
2946 It's your mom,dude! (full quote)
4049 We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted (full quote)
4049 1.)We told ourselves to listen to this guy. 2.)what if we were lying? 1.)Why would we lie to ourselves? (full quote)
4049 what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude? (full quote)
4049 The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing (full quote)
3505 All we are is dust in the wind dude. (full quote)
  Hey, what did that guy say at the Hall of Presidents? O ya, um… Welcome to the Hall of Presidents. (full quote)
1212 1)Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time. Will you go to the prom with us in San Demas? We will a most triumphant time! (full quote)
1212 1)It's you. 2)Yeah, it's us. Who are we? (full quote)
agwendolyn Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) While I believe our band will be most triumphant, the truth is *band name* will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar. 2) Yes, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. 1) But it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments. 2) Yes, but how can we have decent instruments before we really know how to play? 1) That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! 2) And that is why we need a triumphant video. (full quote)
agwendolyn The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing. (full quote)
agwendolyn You killed ***, you medieval dickweed! (full quote)
3225 1) where we going? 2) The Golden Age of Civilization 1) where?! (full quote)
4396 Bill: Be excellent to each other. Ted: Party on dudes! (full quote)
4396 Ted: Bill, my friend. Bill: Yes? Ted, my friend. Ted: This has been a most excellent adventure. (full quote)
4396 bill: One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife. Ted: Well then, who is Noah's wife? (full quote)
4396 Ted: Let's go talk to ourselves. Bill: Excellent. Ted: What'd we say, anyways? Bill: I don't know. Let's go find out. (full quote)
4396 Ted: Thanks to great leaders, such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic method . . . the world is full of history. (full quote)
  what I win, I keep. what you win, I keep. (full quote)
4531 1: Who was Joan of Arc? 2: Noah's wife? (full quote)
5038 1. All we are is dust in the wind, dude. 2. Dust, wind, *pointing* Dude. 3. Ah yes, so like the sands of the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. (full quote)
4734 Something is afoot at the circle K (full quote)
5110 1: Hey, if you guys are really us....what number are we thinking of right now? 2: 69 Dudes!!! 1: Whoa! (full quote)
5110 Captain Logan? This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station. (full quote)
5110 This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods. (full quote)
5110 Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules! (full quote)
5110 1: You're alive! 2: Yeah, I fell out of my armor when it hit the floor! (They hug.) 1,2: (to each other) Fag! (full quote)
5110 Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical signiface around here? (full quote)
5110 Gentlemen... We're history! (full quote)
5110 1: I don't know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud. 2: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud? 1: Why do you keep asking me these questions? 2: Tell me about your mother. (full quote)
5110 1: Dude, it's Sigmund Frood! 2: Extra credit, dude. Let's bag him! 1: How's it goin' Frood-dude? (full quote)
5110 As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush! (full quote)
4957 Behold the Ziggy Pig, the greatest ice cream spectacle known to man... (later) We have ourselves a Ziggy Pig! Ziggy Piggy! Ziggy Piggy! Ziggy Piggy! Oink Oink Oink Oink.... (full quote)
1815 69 dudes! (full quote)
5533 Bill:dude, you gotta have a poker face like me. Whoa! Three Aces! (full quote)
5533 we're with you Mister the kid (full quote)
5533 we're totally weak. We cant possibly fight you (full quote)
5533 Ted: Remember when when we were freshman and she was a senior? bill: Shut-up Ted Ted: Reember the time I asked her to prom? bill: Shut-up Ted! (full quote)
  ted: hey bill, remember when i asked your mom to prom with me? bill: SHUT UP TED! (full quote)
  Sacre-blu! (full quote)
  who was joan of arc? Noah's wife? (full quote)
  69 Dude! (full quote)
  I need two men! Who's with me? (full quote)
  Bill, my friend...strange things are afoot at the Circle K (full quote)
  bill: Ready, Ted? TED: Ready, bill! (They play their air guitars) (full quote)
  1. what's your name? 2. Abraham Lincoln. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N. (full quote)
  Ted: Now your dad's goin for it - in your own room! bill: Shut Up, Ted. Ted: Your stepmom is cute! bill: Shut up, Ted! Ted: Remember when she was senior and we were freshman? bill: SHUT UP, TED! Ted: (looks at bill and smiles again) (full quote)
  How's it going, royal ugly dudes? (full quote)
  All things are a foot at the Circle K (full quote)
  How's it going, royal ugly dudes? (full quote)
  if you're really us, what number are we thinking? 69! (full quote)
  they do get better. (full quote)
  SAN DIMAS HIGH school FOOTBALL TEAM ROCKS! (full quote)
  teacher: bill, im waiting... bill: hes dead. teacher: so ur telling me that napolean, is a short..dead..dude? ted: bill, u totaly blew it dude! teacher: ted stand up ted: stand up? teacher: yes son stand up! who was joan of arc? ted: ....noahs wife? (full quote)
  MR. RYAN: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a salad-dressing dude. (full quote)
  You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony. Allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life. From extra terrestrials to common household pets. And, it's excellent for dancing. (full quote)
4049 We found your keys! You want em, better come and get em! (full quote)
4066 This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, two hours ago, totally ravaged Ashmans sporting goods. (full quote)
agwendolyn The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing. (full quote)
5150a I'm telling you this place is great. But it almost wasn't. 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a little trouble. Now I have to go back in time to help them out. (full quote)
5150a Mr. Ryan...before you say anything, my distinguised colleague Ted and I wish to express to you our thanks. For all that we have learned this year. (full quote)
5150a I spoke with Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted. (full quote)
5150a A): Do you know when the Monguls ruled China? B): Well, perhaps we could ask them. (full quote)
5150a A)Dudes! You guys are gonna go back in time! B) You are going to have a most EXcellENT adventure through history. (full quote)
5150a Look, we know how you feel. We didn't believe it either when we were you, and we us said what we us are saying right now. (full quote)
5150a Now where are we dude? Oh, it's my house. (full quote)
5150a Gentlemen you can do anything you want, but you must get to that report. Now this book, will take you anywhere in history you want to go. (full quote)
5150a No matter where you go, no matter what you do, that clock, the clock in San Dimas, is always running. Got it? (full quote)
5150a Captain Logan, this is Deputy Van Halen down at the station. (full quote)
5150a This is just like Frontierland Yeah, but you can get shot here, Ted. (full quote)
5150a Watch out for the horse crap, Ted. (full quote)
5150a A) Wow, that dude didn't even card us. B) Yeah, we'll have to remember this place. (full quote)
5150a A) I need two men. Who's with me? B) We're with you billy the Kid! (full quote)
5150a A) Here's the deal. what I win, I keep. what you win, I keep. B) Sounds good, Mr. the Kid. (full quote)
5150a Dude, you gotta have a poker face like me. Whoa! Three Aces! (full quote)
5150a billy, you are dealing with oddity of time travel very well. (full quote)
5150a billy, guard the booth. And watch So-crates. (full quote)
5150a A) I am the Earl of Preston. B) And I am the Duke of Ted. (full quote)
5150a Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. (full quote)
5150a A) I'm Darth Ted. B) Oh yeah? Well, I'm Luke bill, and you're not my father! (full quote)
5150a A) It's you. B) Yeah. It's us! Who are we? (full quote)
5150a Want a twinkie, Ghengis Kahn? Ah, say please. (full quote)
5150a Bill, I think I got an idea what's wrong with the booth. The antenna's broken. (full quote)
5150a Because in San Dimas it IS tomorrow, you have to dial one number higher. (full quote)
5150a Four score and...seven minutes ago, we your forefathers were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure. Conceived by our new friends, Bill and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicted to a proposition that was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And, Party on dudes! (full quote)
5172 what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude? (full quote)
5172 (1) One thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife. (2) Well then, who is Noah's wife? (full quote)
5172 (1) George Washington: 1. Father of our country. (2) 2. Born on Presidents' Day. (1) 3. The dollar bill guy. (full quote)
5172 Let's reach out and touch someone. (full quote)
5563 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K? (full quote)
5971 It is time. Their seperation is emminent. (full quote)
5971 (Ted) - Deacon, you ditched Napolien?!? (Deacon) - He was a Dick! (full quote)
5971 Hi Missy... I mean Mom. (full quote)
5971 Roofus!!! Listen to this Dude Roofus, he knows what he's talking about. (full quote)
5971 Gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report. (full quote)
5971 #1 - Put them in the Iron Maiden. #2&3 together- Iron Maiden!! Excellent!!! (full quote)
7700 Put them in the Iron Maiden. - Iron Maiden? Excellent! (full quote)
7700 Welcome to the Future. I've gotta tell you, this place is excellent. The water is clean, the air is clean, even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And, we have more excellent waterslides then any planet we communicate with. (full quote)
8217 How ya doin',Royal ugly dudes? (full quote)
9307 Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. (full quote)
10053 Hello Missy, I mean mom (full quote)
10929 I can't break away. (full quote)
12276 1) Put them in the Iron Maiden. 2) Iron Maiden? EXcellENT! 1) EX-ecute them. 2) BOgus! (full quote)
13347 1)Excuse me. When did the Mongols rule China? 2)I don't know, I just work here. (full quote)
13477 #1:Now your dad's going for it! In your own room, he he! #2:Shut up, Ted. #1:your stepmom IS cute! #2: Shut up, Ted! #1:Remember when I asked her to the prom? #2: SHUT UP, TED!! (full quote)
13821 YOU KILLED TED YOU MIDEVIL DICKWEED!!!! (full quote)
14298 Yes way Ted! (full quote)
14682 Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. (full quote)
14793 1)If you had one day to spend in San Demus, where would you go?! 1&2) WATERLOO! (full quote)
16373 Have You Gotten Better?(Rufus) I'm going to Oat Military in Alaska.(Ted) Shutup ,Ted.(Bill) Remember when I asked Missy to the prom.(Ted) Remember the trash can.(Ted to dad) what trash can(2 Dad) (full quote)
17856 Ted:(translating for Socrates)And he says he loves...Baseball! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Bill? #2- what? #1- Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. (full quote)
30386 EXcellENT!! (air guitar riff) (full quote)
36254 1)Put them in the Iron Maiden. 2)Iron Maiden! Excellent! 1)Execute them! 2)Bogus. (full quote)
36360 All we are... is dust in the wind dude. Dust, Wind, DUDE! (full quote)
37417 1) [smiles indiscreetly at his hand of poker] 2) No, Ted. You gotta have a poker face, like me. [demonstrates] 1) Oh. 2) Whoa! Three aces! (full quote)
37417 1) Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China? 2) [irritated] I just work here. (full quote)
37417 1) [gazing at two women] I'm in love, dude. 2) [NAME], this is a history report, not a babe report! 1) But those are historical babes. 2) [consenting] Alright. You're the ladies man. So how we gonna meet 'em? (full quote)
  Ted: Uh, Ms. Preston? We'd like you to meet some of our friends. bill: Yeah, this is Dave Beeth Oven. And, Maxine of Arc, Missy. Herman the Kid. Ted: Bob 'Genghis' Khan. So-crates Johnson. Dennis Frood. And uh...uh, Abraham Lincoln. (full quote)
  Sigmund Freud: Hello, I'm Dr. Freud. But you may call me Siggy. Girls: Oh, my God!! (laugh) Sigmund Freud: You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria. Girl: You are such a geek! (full quote)
  King: Put them in the iron maiden. Ted: Iron Maiden? Bill and Ted: Excellent! (air guitar) King: Execute them! Bill and Ted: Bogus. (full quote)
  Be excellent to each other...And party on, dudes! (full quote)
10929 Shut up, Dude. (full quote)
10929 Dancing with a gypsy. (full quote)
10929 No right to do me wrong. (full quote)
10929 Not so far away. (full quote)
10929 Two heads are better than one. (full quote)
38457 1)Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China? 2)I don'y know I just work here. (full quote)
38457 1)Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China? 2)I don'y know I just work here. (full quote)
38760 Whoa..look out for the horse crap ted. (full quote)
48774 Pay? Buddy?? (full quote)