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Fletch Lives - 1989 Movie Quotes

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5539 You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty. (full quote)
5539 (1)what're you in for?(2)Moleseting a dead horse.(1)Well..I cant see whats so wrong with that.....did the horse object? (full quote)
5539 1-Take your pants off.2-what I dont even know your name!1-Bend over.2-Ben? Nice to meet you Ben. Victor Hugo....... (full quote)
5539 Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from! (full quote)
5539 I'll give you a hint...........Milwaukee,Wisconsin.....Ed harley? harley & Davidson Motorcycles.....2-No shit? (full quote)
FletchFFletch It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man. (full quote)
FletchFFletch Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked...dammit. (full quote)
FletchFFletch All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it. (full quote)
clarkins Hey Betty, How about lunch at the In and Out Burger? Ok, how about just the in and out? Ok, how about just the in. (full quote)
6969 Hello. My name is Peter Lemonjello. You're house is on fire. (full quote)
6969 1:[name], answer your phone. 2:In and Out Burger, may I take your order? (full quote)
6969 1:Were y'all doin' drugs? 2:Just Bogle. 1:Bogle? what's Bogle? 2:It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes. 1:You're under arrest. 2:what's the charge? 1:Pissin' me off. 2:Is that a felony or a misdimeanor? (full quote)
8810 1.Irwin Fletcher, Irwin M. Fletcher, Irwin Mohatma Fletcher. 2.Address? 1. Seven. (full quote)
449 You're cute! what's your name little lady?........ Peggy Lee, Peggy Lee Zorba (full quote)
449 Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot (full quote)
449 You promised me a vacation.....after you write the sewer story........ (full quote)
449 I be calculus...And you are?......Geometry F..and Trigonmometry Ross (full quote)
  1)Sir this is a restricted area! 2)I'm happy for ya,most people live in terrible neighborhoods. (full quote)
Magpie A: And you are? B: I are pissed! (full quote)
  Sheriff: You care ta make a statmunt? Fletch: (Sighs) Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. (full quote)
  Southern Belle (to Fletch): They sure do love you Colonel. Fletch (looking at her bosom): And I love them, too! (full quote)
10929 I don't know how to thank you. Praise the Lord. (full quote)
  what can I do to you, for you (full quote)
10929 Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be. (full quote)
10929 When I got back there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great. (full quote)
10929 I believe Louisana is the Pelican state. (full quote)
  They multiply by masturbation. (full quote)
40247 1) Take your pants off! 2)I don't even know your name. 1) Bend over! 2) Ben?! Nice to meet you! Victor Hugo. (full quote)
  I know that you have sinned in your life! (full quote)
10929 --what did you say you name was? --Nostradamus. --Nostra Damus? I love the Fightin' Irish. (full quote)
10929 --Address? --Seven. (full quote)
10929 I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat. (full quote)
10929 --You feel like making a statement? --A statement? Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. (full quote)
10929 I'll give you a hint...Milwaukee, Wisconsin. (full quote)
10929 --I can see you're disappointed. --No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum. (full quote)
  These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate! (full quote)
slowjay Jump up, turn arround and pick a bail of cotton. (full quote)
10929 We're Greeks! We dance. We break plates. We're clumsy! (full quote)
10929 Over the years, I found Mr. underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself. (full quote)
10929 The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people. (full quote)
10929 --Guess you'll be movi' in with me. --Thanks, Cal. Look at the bright side. You won't have to bother dusting anymore. (full quote)
10929 I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me. (full quote)
10929 Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz. (full quote)
10929 Are you the head honcho? (full quote)