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Ghostbusters II - 1989 Movie Quotes


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uglystars 1. Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh? 2. I think they're more interested in my epididymis. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. 2. 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he? 3. He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered. 2. Ouch. (full quote)
uglystars On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! (full quote)
uglystars He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! (full quote)
uglystars Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New yorker's God-given right. (full quote)
uglystars Y'know, I've met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be living the sweet life out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley! (full quote)
uglystars Suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Venkman, get a stool sample. 2. business, or personal? (full quote)
uglystars Your Honour, ladies and gentleman, I don't think it's very fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. (full quote)
uglystars 1. His name is Oscar. 2. Named after a hot dog, you poor man. (full quote)
uglystars 1. I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. 2. Who wouldn't? (full quote)
uglystars Ungrateful little yuppie larva. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Okay, but after dinner, I don't want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me. 2. Ohhhh no! I've got all NEW cheap moves. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it? 2. Wonder what? 1. If she's wearing anything under that toga. (full quote)
uglystars Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?! (full quote)
uglystars 1. You mean you never even had a Slinky? 2. We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. (full quote)
uglystars 1. I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve. 2. Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. (full quote)
uglystars 1. According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen. 2. Valentine's day. Bummer. (full quote)
uglystars You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? (full quote)
uglystars Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back. (full quote)
uglystars 1. You think this river of slime has anything to do with this Vigo character? 2. Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? (full quote)
uglystars 1. Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. 2. Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch? (full quote)
5426 Why am I drippings with goo? (full quote)
5310 WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! (full quote)
5776 Vegi Vegi Vegi...YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY! (full quote)
892 *singing* 1)Doooooe 2)Raaaaaay 3) Eeeegon (full quote)
892 1)2 in the box 2)Ready to go 1)We be fast 2) And they be slow (full quote)
6224 Better late than never. (full quote)
6261 a) I'd like to run some gynelogical tests on the mother. b) Who wouldn't? (full quote)
5473 I'm a voter and aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? (full quote)
5473 He said the Titanic just arrived! (full quote)
5473 Better late than never! (full quote)
5473 Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New-yorker's God-Given right! (full quote)
5473 Stuck in the guts, guys we're the Ghostbusters! (full quote)
5473 One time I turned into a dog and they helped me (full quote)
5473 Wasn't he alsovigo the butch? (full quote)
5473 Wasn't he also vigo the butch? (full quote)
5473 He ditched you didn't he? (full quote)
5473 It's slime time (full quote)
5473 Are the scoreli brothers friends of yours? (full quote)
  Two in a box (full quote)
  is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? (full quote)
  WE SHOULD HAVE PADDED HER FEET .....I DONT THINK THEY MADE NIKE'S IN HER SIZE (full quote)
  your short your mother dresses you funny and your a burden on your poor mother (full quote)
  ray, would you move please, we would like to shoot the monster (full quote)
  I used to have a roommate but my mom moved to florida (full quote)
1212 1)My clients are still under Judicial Restraint--that blue paper that I got from her--and they could be exposed. 2)And you don't want us exposing ourselves!! (full quote)
1212 1)All I'm saying is someone's gotta do it, and who are you gonna call? (full quote)
1212 We're the best, the beautiful, the only...Ghostbusters! (full quote)
1212 I have seen some discusting crud in my time, but YOU take the cake!!! (full quote)
1212 1)Ordinary household toaster. 2) We'll take your word on it. (full quote)
1212 OH! You're my number 1 Christmas Boutique item!! (full quote)
1212 1)You're good, pretty eyes. 2)I didn't paint it, I'm just cleaning it. (full quote)
1212 I think we got more food on your shirt, then in your mouth. (full quote)
1212 I think we got more food on your shirt then in your mouth. (full quote)
1212 Is the atomic weight of colbot 58.9? (full quote)
1212 Is the atomic weight of colbot 58.9? (full quote)
1212 You're short, your belly button sticks out too far, and your a terrible burden on your poor mother! (full quote)
1212 Wasn't he also Vigo The Butch? (full quote)
1212 No photographs please!! Slides are available in the gift shop!! (full quote)
2489 Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the, of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Okay, so the blackout was a big problem for everybody, okay? I was stuck in an elevator for two hours, and I had to make the whole time. But, I don't blame them, 'cause one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. (full quote)
2489 1)You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the slime? 2) Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? (full quote)
2489 Very good, Louis, short but pointless. (full quote)
2489 1)Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh? 2) I think they're more interested in my epididymis. (full quote)
2489 1)Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. 2) 105 years old, he hung in there, didnt he? 3) He didnt die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, steretched, diesemboweled, drawn and quartered. 2) Ouch. (full quote)
2489 On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! (full quote)
2489 Y'know, I've met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be living the sweet life out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley! (full quote)
2489 1) I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother. 2) Who wouldn't? (full quote)
2489 Ungrateful little yuppie larva. (full quote)
2489 1)Okay, but after dinner, I don't want you putting any of your old cheap moves on me. 2) Ohhhh no! I've got all NEW cheap moves. (full quote)
2489 Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?! (full quote)
2489 1) You mean you never even had a Slinky? 2) We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it. (full quote)
2489 1)Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. 2)Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch? (full quote)
2489 Y'know, I've met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you'd be living the sweet life out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley! (full quote)
2489 1) Two in the box. 2) Ready to go. 3) we be fast, ALL) And they be slow. (full quote)
5473 Well you can stop protecting my interests - YOU'RE FIRED! (full quote)
5473 You don't want us exposeing ourselves! (full quote)
5473 There's somany holes in 1st Avenue we didn't think anyone would notice! (full quote)
5473 There's so many holes in 1st Avenue we didn't think anyone would notice! (full quote)
5473 Would you hose him please? (full quote)
5473 Sometimes shit happens and someone's has to deal with it and who you gonna call? (full quote)
5561 Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this. (full quote)
6965 1) Did you see a shirt in the floor/bed area? 2) Yeah, I put it in the hamper. 1) I have a hamper?!? 2) Yeah, in the bathroom. 1) Wow! Would you tall me next time you're gonna do that? 2) Well, I thought they were dirty. 1) Let me explain something to you. I don't just have clean and dirty. There are many suddle levels. Like this...hang this out for twenty minutes... good as new. (full quote)
9316 1] makes you wonder 2]wonder what? 1]whether or not shes naked under that toga,shes french,you know that (full quote)
9316 what im saying is,sometimes shit happens...and who ya gonna call ! (full quote)
9937 Who ya gonna call? HE MAN!!! (full quote)
10471 ...but I don't blame them, cause once I turned into a dog, and they helped me. (full quote)
woody a)Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it? b)What? a)Whether she's naked under that toga. (full quote)
12153 listen! you smell something? (full quote)
12979 And that's the trouble with aliens, you never can trust them. Occasionally you meet a nice one. Starman. E.T. But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard. (laughs) (full quote)
12979 Ooooh, I can't believe you fell for it, the old man-eating toaster bit. (full quote)
12979 I know what's wrong with this Vigo guy, he misses his kitten. I'll just draw one in right here. (full quote)
12979 Next week on World of the Psychic, hairless pets. Weird. (full quote)
12979 1) You can't keep doing this. People will think you're a fraud. 2) I am a fraud. (full quote)
17814 Oh but i wooud..... (full quote)
19210 Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey! (full quote)
20170 Now I Ray am Vigo and rule the earth. (full quote)
20170 2 in the box, ready to go, we be fast and they be slow. (full quote)
20170 Were the best, were the beautiful, were the only..ghostbusters (full quote)
20947 Ray: Looks like a giant Jello mold. Winston: I hate Jello. Venkman: Come on, there's always room for Jello. (full quote)
20947 Vigi, Vigi, Vigi! You have been a BAD MONKEY! (full quote)
24986 Ghosbusters......yes, we're back! (full quote)
24986 1) Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! 2) what is this, a slumber party? (full quote)
24986 1) All right, that's it. I've had it, Ray. No more parties! 2) Here's your share. 3) I'm tired of taking abuse from over-privileged nine-year-olds. 4) I know, Z, but we can't quit now. The holidays are coming up. It's our best season. (full quote)
24986 1) I think you guys are making a big mistake. I mostly do tax laws and probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school! 2) Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night (full quote)
24986 Oh my God, the Scoleri brothers! (full quote)
24986 (Egon) We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction. (Peter) what kind of tests? (Ray) Well, we sing to it, and we talk to it, and say supportive, nurturing things to it... (Peter) You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray? (full quote)
24986 Ray? Yeah, Dana's just come over to my place. Well, actually, her tub tried to eat her. (full quote)
24986 (Janosz) Dr. Venkman! Dana is not here! (Peter) Yeah, we know that, Johnny. (Janosz) So why are you came? (full quote)
24986 Janine: (into phone) Well, they couldn't get to you until after the New Year. - Well, just don't go in there! (hangs up) (full quote)
24986 Dana, the guys are going down to the sewer to check for slime stuff. And Egon thinks there may be a huge surge in cockroach breeding. Want to blow off this dinner thing and go with them? (full quote)
24986 (LOUIS) I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida. (full quote)
24986 (Egon) Negative human emotions are materializing in the form of a viscous, psychoreactive plasm with explosive supernormal potential. (Mayor) Does anybody speak English here? (full quote)
24986 (Louis) where's Peter? (Dana) Oh, he was arrested. (Janine) Typical. (full quote)
24986 what am I supposed to do? Go on television and tell ten million people they have to be nice to each other? (full quote)
24986 (Doctor) Yes, tell me about the slime. (Winston) It's very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it. (Doctor) A toaster. (Ray) And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby. (Doctor) (looks at Peter) A bathtub? (Peter) Don't look at me, I think these people are completely nuts. (full quote)
24986 (POLICE MAN) Was this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur? - Ah, a skeleton.- Which way was it headed? (full quote)
27458 i am asking... why are you came? (full quote)
27538 Yeah, I know Bassmasters. Sure. (full quote)
27538 I've worked with better, but not many. (full quote)
  Hey Lt. I think you better talk to this guy, I'm busy here! Its some dock supervisor down at pier 34, whats the problem? He said the Titanic just arrived. (full quote)
  1) I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax laws i earned my law degree in night school. 2). That's fine Lewis we got arrested at night. (full quote)
  Yanoosh-Oh but I wooed. (full quote)
  Ray to the President-Almost 50 percent of us voted for you. (full quote)
  (VENKMAN) Have you been out on the streets recently? We've taken our own head count and there's gotta be 3 million assholes living in the tri-state area alone. (MAYORS assistant) Oh please. (VENKMAN) I beg your pardon...three million and one. (full quote)
10929 555-2020. (full quote)
10929 Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New yorker's God-given right. (full quote)
10929 Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster. Could you move, please? (full quote)
10929 Wow, that is one ugly dude. (full quote)
10929 --where in the hell are you from anyway, Johnny? --The upper vest side. (full quote)
24986 Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghostbusters? (full quote)
24986 (POLICE MAN) Wait a second. what was chasing you in the park? - The park bench was chasing you? - I see. (full quote)
24986 (Hardemeyer) Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital. (Mayor) You what?! (Hardemeyer) They were threatening to go to the press! I was protecting your interests! (Mayor) Oh yeah?! (Hardemeyer) Uh-huh! (Mayor) Well, you can stop protecting my interests. You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You're fired! (full quote)
24986 (Louis) Boy, this equipment's heavy. (full quote)
30427 Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call? (full quote)
41125 Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New yorker's God-given right (full quote)
41892 1) You mean you never had a slinky? 2) I had part of a slinky, but I straightened it. (full quote)
44957 Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!! (full quote)
45511 Hey I'm a voter, aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt. (full quote)
45511 Look I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? (full quote)
47139 Woman: I need to put him down. Man: May I? You're short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burdon on your poor mother. (full quote)