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Heathers - 1989 Movie Quotes


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darricke My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son! (full quote)
3848 1) You know this cafeteria has a no fags allowed rule? 2) Well they seem to have an open door policy on assholes, now don't they? (full quote)
2946 Bulimia is so '87! (full quote)
2946 Lick it up, baby, just lick it up! (full quote)
4119 Well, fuck me with a chainsaw. (full quote)
agwendolyn If you're nice, I'll let you buy me a slurpee. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) A lot of people drink mineral water! 2) Yeah, but this is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress. (full quote)
  It is one thing to want someone out of your life. It is quite another to serve them a wake-up cup of liquid drano. (full quote)
  Our way is the way, we scare people into not being assholes. (full quote)
4830 1) Shit, you guys. I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock. 2) You don't have anything for her either. Come on, the note will give her shower nozzle masterbation material for weeks. (full quote)
4830 1) Dear Diary, Heather says life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you have to learn to fly. I said, so you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said yes. I said, you're beautiful. (full quote)
  what is your damage Veronica?!? (full quote)
uglystars 1. Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there. 2. Yeah, were's your urge to purge? 3. Fuck it! (full quote)
uglystars I've seen a lot of sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets. (full quote)
uglystars Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games. (full quote)
uglystars Chaos killed the dinosaurs! (full quote)
uglystars You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. (full quote)
uglystars I prayed and prayed every night, wondering if you would listen, but now that Heather is dead, I see that you understood. Praise the Lord! Hallellujah! (full quote)
uglystars Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? (full quote)
uglystars 1. No, my life's not perfect... I don't really like my friends. 2. Yeah... I don't really like your friends either. (full quote)
uglystars My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my great IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear and how to hit three keggers before curfew. (full quote)
uglystars They're all Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. (full quote)
uglystars 1. It's your turn Heather. 2. No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather? 3. Sorry Heather. (full quote)
uglystars I better motor, if I'm gonna make the funeral. (full quote)
uglystars 1. You stupid fuck! 2. You goddamn bitch! 1. I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke. 1. Lick it up baby, lick it up. (full quote)
uglystars You were nothing before you met me. You were a bluebird. You were a brownie. You were a girlscout cookie. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Somebody tell me why I read these damn spy novels. 2. Because you're an idiot. 1. Oh yeah, that's right. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things? 2. Because you're an idiot. 1. Oh yeah, that's it. (full quote)
uglystars This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Suicide is a private thing. 2. You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of. (full quote)
uglystars They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior. (full quote)
uglystars 1. This may seem like a really stupid question... 2. There *are* no stupid questions. 1. You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. what do you do? 2. That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. (full quote)
uglystars 1. If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless. Every cent. 2. You're beautiful. (full quote)
uglystars The extreme always seems to make an impression. (full quote)
uglystars I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience. (full quote)
uglystars Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. (full quote)
uglystars I say we just grow up, be adults and die. (full quote)
uglystars 1. All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits. 2. I don't patronize bunny rabbits! (full quote)
uglystars Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination. (full quote)
uglystars If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host. (full quote)
  1. I just killed my best friend. 2. Or your worst enemy. 1. Same Difference. (full quote)
  my teen agnst bullshit has a body count. (full quote)
  great pate, but i've got to motor if i want to be ready for that funeral. (full quote)
  our love is god. let's go get a slushie. (full quote)
  god, veronica, my afterlife is so boring. if i have to sing kum-bay-yah one more time ... (full quote)
  Eskimo! Heather Duke underlined a lot of things in this copy of Moby Dick, but I believe the word Eskimo underlined all by itself, is the key to understanding Heather's pain. On the surface, Heather Duke was the vivacious young lady we all knew her to be, but her soul was in Antartica! Freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers can be cruel, the way that parents can be unresponsive. And as she writes so elequently in her suicide note, the way that life can suck! We'll all miss Sherwood's little eskimo. Let's just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus! (full quote)
  i love my dead gay son! (full quote)
  deciding whether or not to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teen can make! (full quote)
  my date for the prom kinda flaked out on me. i thought maybe, if you weren't doing anything that night, we could rent some movies, pop some popcorn? (full quote)
1212 I love my dead gay son! (full quote)
1212 We'll all miss Sherwood's little eskimo. Lets just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus. (full quote)
1212 1)That knife is filthy! 2)what do you think I'm gonna do with it, take out her tonsels?! (full quote)
1212 1)That knife is filthy! 2)what do you think I'm gonna do with it, take out her tonsils?! (full quote)
1212 1)That knife is filthy! 2)what do you think I'm gonna do with it, take out her tonsils?! (full quote)
1212 1)'Cause you're an idiot. 2)Oh, yeah, that's it! (full quote)
1212 Hey Mom, why so tense? (full quote)
1212 Now that you're dead, what're you gonna do with your life? (full quote)
1212 1)You look like hell! 2)Yeah? I just got back. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch? 2. Because I can be. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf? 2. I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide. 1. Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean? (full quote)
uglystars My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count. (full quote)
uglystars The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven. (full quote)
uglystars 1. I just killed my best friend! 2. And your worst enemy. 1. Same difference. (full quote)
uglystars She's my best friend. God, I hate her. (full quote)
uglystars [after she shoots J.D.] You know what I want? cool guys like you out of my life. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Veronica, you look like hell. 2. Thanks, I just got back. (full quote)
uglystars Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life. (full quote)
uglystars Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town. (full quote)
uglystars We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the book! (full quote)
uglystars Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something? (full quote)
uglystars Grow up. You think I'm going to drink that piss just because you call me chicken? Just hand me the cup, jerk. (full quote)
4904 1. Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega- bitch!? 2. Because I can be. Veronica, why are you pullin' my dick. Do you think, I mean do you really think, that if Betty Finn's fairy godmother suddenly made her cool, she would still hang out with her dweebet friends? No way Veronica. Uh-uh. (full quote)
4904 1. I've gotten everyone to sign this petition. Even the ones who think Big Fun are tuneless Euro fags. People love me. 2. People may love you, but I know you. Jennifer Forbes said the pertiotion she signed was to put a hot tub in the cafeteria. And Doug Hilton- 1. Some people need different kinds of convincing than others. (full quote)
4904 1. Who does that guy think he is anyway? Bo Diddley? 2. Veronica's into his act, no doubt. 1. Let's kick his ass! 2. Shit Ram! We're seniors! We're too old for that kind of crap. Let's give him a good scare though. 1. You gonna eat this? 2. Hey, what did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio? 1. Answer him, dick. 2. Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no- fags allowed rule? 3. Well, they seem to have an open- door policy for assholes don't they? 2. What did you say dick head? 3. I'll repeat myself. (bang bang) (full quote)
4904 1. Hello Heather. 2. Veronica. Finally. I need you forge a hot and horny, but realistically low key note in Kurt Kelley's handwriting and slip it onto Martha Dumptruck's lunch tray. 1. Shit, you guys. I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock. 2. You don't have anything for her either. Come on, the note'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks. 1. I'll think about it. 2. Don't think. (full quote)
4904 1. Aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa? 2. Sure. Pilgrims, Indians, tater tots. It's a real party continent. 3. Sawyer, guess what today is? 2. Ouch. Lunch time poll. So what's the question? 4. Yeah, so what's the question, Heather? 3. God damn Heather. You were with me in study hall when I thought of it. 4. I forgot. 3. You're such a pillowcase. (full quote)
4904 1. Does it not bother you that everyone at this school thinks you're a piranah? 2. Like I give a shit. They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg, and I'm only a junior. (full quote)
4904 1. Damn. It's your turn, Heather. 2. No Heather. It's Heather's turn. Heather? 3. Sorry, Heather. (full quote)
4904 1. No way! They won't expell him! They'll just suspend him for a week or something. 2. He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail! 3. All J.D. really did was ruin two pairs of pants. Maybe not even that! Can you bleach out urine stains?! 2. You seem pretty amused. I thought you had given up on high school guys. 3. Never say never. (full quote)
4904 Listen, you wanted to be a member of the most powerful click in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Come on Veronica, you used to have a sense of humor. (full quote)
4904 1. So what are you going to do Heather? Take the two shots or send me out? 2. Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red. Knowing that I'm always red. (shoots the ball) 1. Shit. 2. It's your turn Heather. (full quote)
4904 I'm giving Veronica her shot. Her first Remington party. You blow it tonight girl, it's keggers with kids all next year. (full quote)
4904 1. Now put the bomb down on the ground. 2. You didn't say Simon says. (full quote)
4904 1. So check this out. We were doing Chinese down at the food fair when it comes over the radio that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly flopped in front of traffic wearing a suicide note. 2. Oh my God! Is she hurt? 2. That's the punchline. She's alive and in stable condition. Just another example of the geeks trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably. Is that pate? (full quote)
4904 1. See, now that knife is filthy! 2. what do you think I'm gonna do with it? Take out our tonsils? 1. Excuse me, but I think I know Heather a little bit better than you. If she was going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless. 2. Fine. There, can you see your fucking reflection? (full quote)
4904 Betty Fin was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. (full quote)
4904 first you ask if you can be red, knowing i'm always red. (full quote)
4904 1. Good morning Heather. 2.Veronica- and Jesee James.Did you hear about Veronica's affection for regurgetation? 1.Listen Heather, I think we both said a lot of things we didn't mean last night. 2. Did we? How the hell'd you get in here anyway? 3. Veronica knew you'd have a hangover so i whipped this up for you. It's a family recipe. 2. What'd you do put a phlegmglobber in it? I'm not gonna drink that piss. 3. I knew the stuff'd be too intense for her. 2.Intense. Grow up! You think you can make me drink it because you call me chicken? Just give me the cup jerk! (full quote)
4904 i was kinda hoping you could rip my clothes of me sport. (full quote)
4904 1. Did you completely miss him? 2. yeah but don't worry. It was worth it just to see the look- (full quote)
4904 it is one thing to want someone out of your life. It is quite another to serve them a morning cup of liquid drainer! (full quote)
4904 1. i heard it was totally gnarly. She sucked down a bottle of multi purpose deodorizing dissenfectant and SMASH! 2. Uh Tracey, let's not rehash the coroner's report. Let's talk feelings. 3. Me and Heather used to go out, but she said I was boring. Now I realize I wasn't really boring. It's just she was dissatisfied with her life. 2.That's very good Peter. (full quote)
4904 Grow up Heather. Bulimia is so '87. (full quote)
4904 Come on Heather. Let's take another look at today's lunch. (full quote)
4904 True friends work is never done (full quote)
4904 dear god, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? A joke man. Gosh people here are so serious. Hail Mary who art in Heaven. Pray for the sinners, so we don't get caught. Another Joke man. (full quote)
4904 Hi it's me. So technically I did nnot kill Heather Chandler. But who am I trying to kid right? I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen. (full quote)
4904 Dear God, this is a tragedy and stuff. Please send heather to heaven. Amen. (full quote)
4904 Dear God, Please don't let this ever happen to me because i dont think i could handle suicide. (full quote)
4904 Save the speeches for Malcolm X! I just want to get laid! (full quote)
4904 1. I said I was sorry! 2. You were out of control! I mean Heather and Kurt were a shock, but Martha Dumptruck?! Get real! She was dialing suicide hotline in her diapers! 1. You're not funny. Anyway shutup, Hot Probs is on. 2. Oh shit yeah. (full quote)
4904 1. You take German? 2. French. 1.Allright, these are Ich Luge bullets. (full quote)
4904 1.You were a bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a girlscout cookie. I got you into a Remington party and what's my thanks!? It's on the hallway carpet! I got paid in puke! 2.Lick it up baby. Lick it up! (full quote)
4904 veronica- and jesse james. (full quote)
4904 I'm a no buildup man myself (full quote)
4904 cool it man. We're seniors- we're too old for that kind of crap. (full quote)
4904 Thank you Miss Flemming. You'll call me when the shuttle's landed. (full quote)
4904 are we going to prom or to hell? (full quote)
5247 I don't patronize bunny rabbits! (full quote)
5247 My son's gay and I love him. I love my dead gay son! (full quote)
6346 Say you like to suck big dick - Okay you like to suck big Dick - (he grabs his Arm) Okay I like to suck big dick- mmmmm, mmmm it's so good (full quote)
6488 Ram and I died the day we realised we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world. The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater tham any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist, beer-guzzling, jock assholes! (full quote)
6537 1.)I'd probably row out into the middle of a lake somewhere with a bottle of tequile, my sax. Some Bach. 2.)How very. (full quote)
6784 This is Ohio, if you don't have a brewsky in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress. (full quote)
9185 what's your damage Heather? (full quote)
11504 Cornuts! (full quote)
13080 Veronica: Why are you being such a mega-bitch? Heather: Because I can be! (full quote)
14740 And I love him. I love my dead gay son! (full quote)
15530 great pate, mom. but i gotta motor if i want to make it to this funeral. (full quote)
16441 Let's see how JD reacts to a murder he didn't commit! (full quote)
  Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red. (full quote)
  Great patte but I gotta motor if I wanna make it to that party. (full quote)
  1)bq or plain? 2)bq! (full quote)
  Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a bodycount. (full quote)
  Grow up, Heather, bulemia is so '87. (full quote)
  1)No my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends. 2)Yeah I uh, I don't really like your friends either. (full quote)
  Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain. I don't know what it's given me, but I've got no control over myself when I'm with JD. Are we going to Prom or to Hell? (full quote)
  1) That knife's filthy! 2) what do you think I'm doing, taking out her tonsils?! (full quote)
  That's it! We're breaking up! (full quote)
  Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? (full quote)
  1.Teenage suicide, Dont do it! Teenage suicide, She blew it! 2. Look Veronica, theyre playing our song. (full quote)
  If you were happy all the time, you wouldn't be a human being.You'd be a game show host. (full quote)
  You stupid fuck! You god damn bitch! (full quote)
  what's your damage? --no anwer 3rd party- her's is all over the living room floor (full quote)
  transfer to Washington, transfer to Jefferson, 'cuz no one at Westerburg's gonna play your reighndeer games!!! (full quote)
  Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatchdogs and diet cokeheads. Killing Heather would be like offing the Wicked Witch of the West..wait east..west, God I sound like a fucking physco. (full quote)
  If you were happy everyday of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host! (full quote)
  people will look at the ashes of westerburg and say, now there's a school that self destructed not because society didn't care, but becuase school was society. now that's deep. (full quote)
  what's your damage Heather? (full quote)
  I love my dead gay son (full quote)
  1-Suicide is a private thing 2-You're throwing your life away to become a statistic in U. S. fucking-A Today. There's nothing private about that. (full quote)
  corn nuts (full quote)
  I love my dead gay son (full quote)
  i love my dead gay son (full quote)
  Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? (full quote)
  Now, I've seen some pretty weird things in my day. Crack, Cocain, Switchblades, sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets... (full quote)
  I've seen a lot of bullshit. Angeldust, Switchblades, sexually perverse photography exhibits involving tennis rackets, but this suicide thing... (full quote)
  Alright, these are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shitload of them back in WW II. They're like tranquillisers, only they break the surface of the skin, enough to cause a little blood, but no real damage. (full quote)
  real life sucks losers dry. if you wanna fuck with the eagles you got to learn to fly. (full quote)
  Chaos killed the dinosaurs! (full quote)
  I love my dead gay son. (full quote)
  Heather says if you want to soar with the eagles you've got to learn how to fly, I said, so, you teach people how to fly?, she said, Yes, I said You're beautiful. (full quote)
  no body's gonna let you play their reindeer games (full quote)
  She said if you want to fuck with the eagles you have to spread you wings and fly. I said you teach people how to spread your wings and fly. She said yes. I said your beautiful! (full quote)
  You blow it tonight girl, and its keggers with kids all next year! (full quote)
  Well fuck me gently with a chain saw! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) I just killed my best friend! 2) And your worst enemy. (full quote)
7643 i just killed my best friend-and my worst enemy (full quote)
10929 Great pate! (full quote)
16516 If you wanna fuck with the eagles you gotta learn how to fly. (full quote)
16516 My teen angst bullshit has a body count. (full quote)
18032 Heather Chandler - I got you into a Remington party and what's my payback? It's in the hallway carpet! I got paid in puke! Veronica -- Lick it up, baby! Lick - it - up! (full quote)
18032 ...and I sold her out for a bunch of swatchdogs and dietcoke heads! (full quote)
18032 Oh the humanity! (full quote)
18032 I'm gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford! (full quote)
18267 Oh my God, I can't believe it, I just killed my best friend. (full quote)
18267 Hey, they're playing our song! (full quote)
20425 a] I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I got paid in puke!! b] Lick it up, baby! Lick it up! (full quote)
21145 Veronica needs something to write on. Heather, bend over. (full quote)
21145 1) I'm telling you man, it would be so richteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer / Heather Chandler sandwich. 2) oh, hell yes. I want to get a Heather and put her on my johnson and just like spin her around like a goddamn pinwheel. punch it in. (full quote)
21145 1) Hey, I'm really sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party last month. 2) It's ok. Your mom said you had a big date. I think I'd probably miss my own birthday for a date. (full quote)
21145 1) I'm telling you man, it would be so richteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer / Heather Chandler sandwich. 2) Oh, hell yes. I want to get a Heather adn put her on my johnson and just like spin her around like a goddamn pinwheel. Punch it in. (full quote)
24986 Heather told me she teaches people life. She said, 'Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.' I said, 'So you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?' She said, 'Yes' I said, 'You're beautiful!' (full quote)
24986 (1) I'm telling you man, it would be so righteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer/ Heather Chandler sandwich. (2) Oh, hell yes. I wanna get a Heather, and put her on my johnson, and just start spinnin her around like a goddamn pinwheel... Punch it in! (full quote)
24986 I can't believe this. We're going to a party at Remington University tonight, and we're brushing up on our conversational skills with the scum of the school. (full quote)
24986 God, Veronica, drool much? His name's Jason Dean. He's in my American history. (full quote)
24986 Alright, this is important. Tax is only the beginning.. (full quote)
24986 You go to the zoo and get a lion, then you put a remote-control bomb up its butt.. (full quote)
24986 ..social security, legal fees.. (full quote)
24986 ..you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one. (full quote)
24986 You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Come on Veronica, you used to have a sense of humour. (full quote)
24986 Greetings and salutations. Are you a Heather? (full quote)
24986 Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red. (full quote)
24986 Dear Diary. I want to kill, and you have to believe it's for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to believe me. (full quote)
24986 I'm giving Veronica her shot, her first Remington party. You blow it tonight girl, and it's 'keggers with kids' all next year. (full quote)
24986 Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicised ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free. (full quote)
24986 1) what did you do, put a phlegm globber in it or something? I'm not gonna drink that piss. 2) I knew this stuff'd be too intense for her. 3) Intense. Grow up! You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken? .... Just give me the cup, jerk. (full quote)
24986 Great pate, but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that party tonight. (full quote)
24986 (1) You might think what I've done is shocking - (2) Umm.. to me, though, suicide is the logical answer to the myriad of problems life has given me. (3) That's good, but Heather would never use the word 'myriad'. (4) This is the last thing she'll ever write - she'll want to cash in on as many fifty cent words as possible. (5) Yeah, but she missed 'myriad' on the vocab test two weeks ago. (full quote)
24986 (1)Hey, son, I didn't hear you come in. (2) Hey, dad, how was work today? (full quote)
24986 I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times, and I felt bad every time I did it, but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. (full quote)
24986 (1) Don't worry, Ram's been so sweet lately, consoling me and stuff. It'll be really very. Promise. (2) Okay, just as long as it's not one of those nights when they get shit- faced and take us to a pasture to tip cows. (full quote)
24986 Ich Luge bullets! I'm such an idiot! (full quote)
24986 (1) what the fuck? (2) OK, I rarely listen to neanderthals like Kurt Kelly, but he said that he and Ram had a nice little sword fight in your mouth last night. You know what I mean? (3) Eeeew! That son-of-a-bitch! (full quote)
24986 listen, my Bonnie and Clyde days are over. (full quote)
24986 And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool! Man, if you can't deal with me now, then just stay home and shoot your TV. Blow up a couple of toasters or something. Just don't come to school, and don't mess with me! (full quote)
24986 (1)Hello everybody, the door was open. Veronica, have you heard? We were doing chinese at the food fair when it comes over the phone that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly flopped in front of a car, wearing a suicide note. (2) Is...she dead? (3) No, that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stabile condition. Just another example of a geek trying to imitate the popular people at school and failing miserably. Is that pate? (full quote)
24986 He said we should keep you away from sharp objects, closed garage doors, chemicals, prescription drugs.... (full quote)
24986 what does she want, a written invitation? Veronica, Dinner! (full quote)
24986 (1) Hey, Martha! My date for the prom kind of flaked out on me... I was wondering, if you aren't doing anything that night, maybe we could rent some new releases? Pop some popcorn? (2) I'd like that. (3) Yeah, so would I. (full quote)
24986 Dear Diary, no one can stop JD, not the FBI, the CIA or the PTA (full quote)
24986 (H)what's your damage? Brad says you're being a real coose. (V) Heather I don't feel so good, like I'm gonna throw up so can we please jam now? (H) NO! Hell NO! (full quote)
24986 Trust me, she skips the Saturday morning trips to Grandma even when she's not hungover. (full quote)
24986 (V)Is just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.. (JD) Maybe it's time for a vacation.. (full quote)
26770 Veronica - Get off of my bed, you fucking psycho! Do you think you're a rebel? Do you actually think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're a fucking psychotic! JD - You say tomato, I say tomato... (full quote)
fireball Seven cities in seven states and the only thing that's changed is my locker combination (full quote)
fireball I love my dead gay son. (full quote)
29573 Veronica...dinner! (full quote)
30311 heather: I brought you to a remington party and whats my thanks, it's on the floor in the hall i got paid in puke. veronica: Lick it up baby lick it up (full quote)
30311 heather: I brought you to a remington party and whats my thanks, it's on the floor in the hall i got paid in puke. veronica: Lick it up baby lick it up (full quote)
31885 I love my dead, gay son! (full quote)
blue2 Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said: Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. (full quote)
46800 I'm a no-rust-build-up man, myself. (full quote)
46800 1) Mmm.. Thank you, that was my.. first game of strip croquet. 2) Well, you're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on a neighbor's swing set. (full quote)
46800 1)Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. Alright. An issue of Stud Puppie. 2)Great. 1)Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see... Some mascara. Alright.Here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water. 2)Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water. It's come a long way. (full quote)
46800 You say tomato, I say tomato... Hold it! Eskimo! It's one word... I love it! I usually go for the whole sentence myself, but this is perfecto! Eskimo, you know... It's so mysterious. Es-ki-mo. (full quote)
MystikalFyre Five different schools in five years, and the only thing different is my locker combination. (full quote)
MystikalFyre J: I didn't think you'd actually do it. I was kidding. Of course, I was coming here to kill you. But first, I was gonna try to win you back with my amazing petition. (full quote)
MystikalFyre T: ********, ** told me that you committed suicide last night! V: where is he? where's **? T: We need to talk. The decision to kill yourself is a very important matter, and we need to discuss it. V: Get a job! (full quote)
MystikalFyre J: Alright, say I did pull it off. I did blow up the school. You're dead now....what do you do? (V pulls out a cigarette and puts it in her mouth) (full quote)
MystikalFyre H: You see, Ram asked me out tonight, but he wants to double date with Kurt..... V: I don't know, *******, I kinda have this thing with **. H: Oh come on ********, put billy the Kid on hold for one night? (full quote)
singsing Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count... (full quote)
isabel27 Do I look like Mother Theresa? (full quote)
isabel27 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west.. wait, east... WEST, God I sound like a fucking psycho! (full quote)