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Lethal Weapon 2 - 1989 Movie Quotes


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evilroy They FUCK you at the drive-thru! (full quote)
disue5 We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad! (full quote)
5863 Diplomatic Immunity. IT'S BEEN REVOKED (full quote)
6034 You wanna know why you never go through the drivethru? Because they fuck you. They fuck you at the drivethru. (full quote)
7643 They fu*k you at the drivethrough! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find our you got fu*ked! OK. They know you're not gonna turn around and go back-so they don't care! (full quote)
  You know the guys, in one ear and out the rubber. (full quote)
11527 she makes me want to go out and by rubber's right now. (full quote)
12153 Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget! Murtaugh: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands. Capt. Murphy: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests! (full quote)
12153 [Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet.] Roger: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove? Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there! [both laugh] Roger: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I? Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets. (full quote)
12153 I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. (full quote)
12153 Martin Riggs: Police! Open up! Leo Getz: How do I know it's the police? Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up! (full quote)
5473 After I shoot you through the door you can examine the bullet, open up! (full quote)
5473 Pay it off in Kuggerrands! (full quote)
5473 Think of all the needless suffering that could have ended right there! (full quote)
5473 Nailed you both! (full quote)
5473 The stilt house is going to have to come to me! (full quote)
5473 Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests! (full quote)
5473 Don't bother caling the police, I'm here already (full quote)
5473 Fold up your tents and get the fuck out of my country and I'll leave you alone! (full quote)
5473 Fold up your tents and get the fuck out of my country and I'll leave you alone! (full quote)
5473 Well, well it's the master race! (full quote)
tenar but but urrr blaacck! (full quote)
  Do you know what that says? Yeah the same thing as that but I don't give a fuck! (full quote)
  We're back we're bad you're black I'm mad! (full quote)
  George, I've got a gun! (full quote)
5473 I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I've got a bad reputation and sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha! (full quote)
5473 We're back we're bad you're black I'm mad! (full quote)
5473 Get off me man, I don't want anybody to see us like this (full quote)
10929 -Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation? -Warn them off. It's my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one. (full quote)
10929 Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby. (full quote)
10929 -Police! Open up! -How do I know it's the police? -After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up! (full quote)
10929 I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. (full quote)
10929 -That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here? -Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year you can actually see it! (full quote)
10929 -Now we do have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning. -Whoa, you got me quakin' in my boots. But I'm still gonna bring you down. -My deal officer, you could not even give my a parking ticket. (full quote)
10929 You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs? (full quote)
13284 Man: But you're black! Murtaugh: Yeah, that's why i want to go to South Africa, to join my oppressed brothers against the all-white fascist regime. Leo: Fascist white regime! Murtaugh: Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch! Leo: You dumb son of a bitch! (full quote)
24986 1) Have dinner with me 2) Uh...no 3) C'mon, my place, beautiful view right in front of the beach 3) No, I can't 4) C'mon, say yes! Be original, everyone else says 'no' 5) Sorry- 6) Boop! back to me. If you don't say 'yes', I'm going to embarrass you. 7) No! Don't..embarrass me, please.. 8) Oh no...? HEY LADY LET OFF MY CART! (full quote)
  They fuck you at the drive-thru, they fuck you at the drive-thru, they know you're gonna be miles away, before you find out you got fucked! (full quote)
  9 is my lucky number, i was born, on the 9th day of the 9th month. (full quote)
  1. Diplomatic Immunity! 2. It's just been revoked! (full quote)
  Man: but sir your black. Leo(to murtah: you are, (to man) he is (full quote)
  Eenie... Meanie... Miny... And for second starters... Hey Mo! (Gunshot) (full quote)
  can i turn on the sirens !!!? (full quote)
  can i!!!? (full quote)
  I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I mean I got a bad reputation sometimes I just go nuts like now..haha. (full quote)
  Shooting the breeze, shooting some pool, shooting his fish. (full quote)
  Arjun...aryan...fuck I'll just call you Adolf (full quote)
  1. what ya eating there dad. 2. MY tuna fish sandwhich. (girls): TUNA?! 3. Dad you can't eat tuna...mom dad killed flipper! 4. We're boycotting tuna honey, cause they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets. 1. Why don't you have a ham sandwhich? 5. Yeah eat miss piggy instead. (full quote)
  Murtaugh: George, home...out! George: But sir-- Murtaugh: George I got a gun. George: Yes sir. (full quote)
  big smile (full quote)
  Who's the deckhead now eh?.... (full quote)
10929 George, I've got a gun! (full quote)
10929 All cash deposits or withdrawals of ten thousand dollars or more generate a CTR...Currency Transaction Record...which goes to the IRS. (full quote)
10929 I'll just call you Adolf. (full quote)
13284 1.(after falling off a balcony into the pool) Why didn't you follow me down? 2. I'm seven floors up! (full quote)
13284 1. Guys, this is tuna, I hate tuna, I refuse tuna! 2. Hey, Leo, don't eat the tuna! 1. Of course! I'm not eating it! Hey, you want me to give you a word of advice, don't ever go through the drive-thru! Wanna know why? They f*** you at the drive thru, ok? They f*** you at the drive thru! They know you're gonna be miles away when you find out you got f***ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back! OK? I don't give a f***, I'm not eating this- 2. and 3. SHUT UP!!! (full quote)
13284 1. what are you having? 2. My tuna fish sandwich! (all) TUNA??! 3. Mom, Dad killed Flipper! 2. what is this all about? 1. Honey, we're boycotting tuna because they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets! Only Albacore! 3. Here, have a ham sandwich. 4. Yeah, eat Miss Piggy instead. (full quote)
13284 1. Hey, hey! That's my food! You guys didn't want anything, right? You could've had anything you wanted! See this silk robe? Pajamas? Free! 2. It's not free, it's taxpayers money! 1. Oh, come on, it's the same thing, ok? (full quote)
13284 1.(examining TV) The color's no good! 2. Daddy, the color is fine! 1. I just want my baby to look good! 3. THEN UNPLUG IT!!! 1. Hey, Nick, that's your sister! (full quote)
13284 Look around you, Sam. One day, this will all be yours. Yeah, find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups. A man could live here and be happy, huh? (full quote)
30083 1.Riggs--you know what that says? 2. Yeah, same thing as that...but I don't give a fuck. (full quote)
30083 1. You're black. 2. You are...he is. (full quote)
30083 1. Don't you even wanna see a badge? Don't do that again. 2. OK, let me see a badge. 1. Shut up. 2. Ok, ok, I get it, bad cop, good cop. 3. Shut up! 2. Ok, I get it..bad cop, bad cop. I get it, I know all the routines. (full quote)
33501 1>Do you want to go on three or 1,2,3 then go. 2>It's your ass Cochise. (full quote)
33945 --- This stinks! --- I don't give a fuck, Riggs......... That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say *I don't give a fuck* (full quote)
33945 Capt: what does that say Riggs?? Riggs: The same thing as that but I dont give a fuck Murtaugh: You're lucky ..... I have to live with that.... (full quote)