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Shag - 1989 Movie Quotes


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5022 Holy Pajamas! (full quote)
5022 Mary Pat Montgomery's the one who told me about boners. It isn't a bone at all, it's a muscle. This cousin of her dated a Clemson Tiger who sprained his in a game, and she had to massage it every night when it got hard because he was in so much pain. (full quote)
5022 I wish Harlee'd die! It'd be so much easier. I didn't mean that. It's horrible. (full quote)
5022 1: Hi. Buzz Ravenel. Let's dance. 2: I'm sorry--I'm engaged. 1: Well I'm sorry you're engaged too! (full quote)
5022 1: Did you know I'm leaving for the United States Naval Academy at Anapolis in a few days? 2: No! 1: Yeah..I'm gonna be a marine. Anyway, I was telling Buzz I hoped I'd fall in love with a girl this summer so's I'd have someone to write to. 2: Oh, Chip! 1: Only I just realized I don't have to fall in love with anybody, I can just write to you. (full quote)
5022 1: Did you attempt a familiarity with this girl? 2: No sir! I'm a Southern gentleman, sir, recently accepted to the United states Naval Academy at Anapolis, sir! 1: Really, son? I'm an Anapolis man myself! 2: sir, really sir? 1: Say, you know I got a tie exactly like that? (full quote)
5022 1: Lemme ask you something, sir. Has it been your experience that as soon as a woman knows you're in love with her, she starts treating you just like a dirtball? 2: Every time, son, every time. 1: I tried to be so cool this time. Just like Buzz. I never let on that I was crazy about her, like I definitely was not in love with her. But she knew. She looked right into my mind and she knew! 3: Beaufort, this boy is crazy. (full quote)
5022 1: YOU are not like any boy I've ever met! 2: Well you're just like every girl I've ever met--you're stuck-up, tight-assed, and conventional. 1: Don't you swear in front of me! Maybe I don't believe in practicing free love! Who does? 2: I do. (full quote)
5022 1: I can't marry you, harley. I'm in love with Buzz. 2: They--they went all the way! (full quote)
5022 1: Know any elephant jokes? 2: Is that a remark? 1: About what? 2: Sorry. I guess I'm just sensitive about my weight. 1: What weight? (full quote)
5022 Y'all is the horniest bunch of white folks I ever seen! (full quote)
5022 I come to open the house up for the Senator. On account of him and your mama arrivin' on the noon plane. (full quote)
5022 1: What about you? What are your plans? 2: I figured I'd bum around Italy or somewhere's. Look at statues, pick up women. 1: That's a lofty aspiration. 2: It's a damn sight better than manufacturin' cigarettes for your daddy. 1: puh--at least Harley is doin' somethin' with his life. 2: Harley is a trained seal. I don't think you're gonna marry him. Bevo? 1: I don't drink in the middle of the day. 2: You sure have a lot of rules for yourself, don't you Carson? 1: Would you kindly put your shirt back on? 2: No. (full quote)
5022 1: You don't own anything like a winter coat do you? It's gets cold in New Haven at Thanksgiving. 2: what would I want to go to New Haven for? Bevo? (full quote)
4904 practicin' my routine for the miss sin queen pageant. think i'm gonna win too. (full quote)
4904 you got a little somethin' on your little thingy there. (full quote)
4904 boho son of a bitch! (full quote)
4904 i got news- you're gonna lose. (full quote)
4904 that rape artist! (full quote)
4904 put on your shaggin' shoes! (full quote)
4904 1. she only did it because she wanted me to tell Buzz she was fast. 2. Did you? 1. No (full quote)
5586 girl, you make me think! (full quote)
  Other than that.... make yourself at home (full quote)
6270 Stop playing hard to get, you might miss something. (full quote)
4904 1. are you- Buzzy? 2. You shut your filthy mouth! (full quote)
4904 1. Got your eyefull? 2. Fatass! (full quote)
4904 Tell him your in love with me. (full quote)
7105 We didn't want to go to gosh dern fort sumter, we wanted to go to the beach and meet boys, and go to wild parties and dance. I'll tell my parents the truth if you tell harley the truth! (full quote)
7105 I'm having the most fun! (full quote)
7379 1: Luanne that was our turnoff. 2: Oh damn, guess that means we just have to go to Myrtle Beach! 1: Luanne, are you crazy? what are y'all doing?! 3: Goin' to Myrtle Beach to meet boys! what are you doing? 4: Turn on the radio!! (full quote)
7379 1: Yeah, well she thought she was the bee's knees till she fell flat on her butt. I can't wait until you win Miss Sun Queen tomorrow. Big Bob'll 'bout die when you walks off with Jimmy Valentine. 2: Oh Nadine, do you really think I can win? 3: I've got news, you're gonna lose. 1: Hey your roots are showing. (full quote)
7379 Luanne, why can't we just go over there and tell them that this was our last weekend together and we didn't feel like going to Fort Sumter and touring god damn colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach, and meet boys and go to wild parties and dance. I mean, why can't we tell them the truth? (full quote)
5102 Bubble flip's better for Shagging. Let's go! (full quote)
11439 Pudge, Pudge do forget you're Metchacal and don't forget to give this pickle relish to your Aunt DeVoe. YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! (full quote)
11439 1.Damn Holy Rollas!!! 2.The senator's daughter does change clothes in a gasoline station. 3. And don't let any of the other girls drive my car!!!!!! 4.Are we forgettin' whose weekend this is? 5. You're roots are showin' 5.PURPLE JESUS PURPLE JESUS!!!!! 6.I'm wild, I guess I knew it all along. 7. And the winner is... COUPLE #12. (full quote)
11439 1.Damn Holy Rollas!!! 2.The senator's daughter does change clothes in a gasoline station. 3. And don't let any of the other girls drive my car!!!!!! 4.Are we forgettin' whose weekend this is? 5. You're roots are showin' 5.PURPLE JESUS PURPLE JESUS!!!!! 6.I'm wild, I guess I knew it all along. 7. And the winner is... COUPLE #12. (full quote)
11692 Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my hat? (full quote)
13484 (1)You'll marry Bullwinkle and have three kids. At least I won't be an old maid. (2)If I'm not engaged by the time I'm 20, I'm going to kill my self. (full quote)
  (Carson)How mature areyou? Your steady before the prom falls breaks his leg. Do you A.Sit home with him watchin tv and let your new new prom dress go to waste or B. drag him to the prom, broken leg and arm and dance with his best friend all night? (Melaina)well, what does his best friend look like? (Luanne)A.sit home with him watchin tv and let your new prom dress go to waste. (carson) Luanne is mature! Question number 2, at a party your dreambeau hands you an alcoholic beveage, do you A.Politely refuse and ask for a soft drink or...(Melaina inturrupting) or B. get kneewalk and drunk and let him go to third base. (full quote)
17283 Damn damn damn!!!! Why does every damn thing have to happen when you're in a damn hurry? (full quote)
  French him Carson, French him! (full quote)
  All you have to do is go up there and say -we didnt feel like goin to fort sumta and tourin god damn colonial homes, we wanted to go to the beach ,and go to wild parties and dance.- i mean, why cant we tell them the truth. (full quote)
  Y'all is the horniest bunch of white folks I've ever seen! (full quote)
  Jimmy Valentine? Why, Pudge, Jimmy Valentine is small potatahs. (full quote)
  1. Have I seen you before? 2. Maybe in one of your better dreams. (full quote)
  I wouldnt marry you Buzz Ravanaugh...if you were the last man in the free world. (full quote)
  Well,don't play hard to get honey,you might miss something. (full quote)
  Are you fuzzy....you shut your dirty mouth (full quote)
16701 Others may cheapen themselves, but you, Melana, you are flower of the South. (full quote)
Meggiegirl It was our last weekend together, and we didn't want to go to Fort Sumter and tour goddamn colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach and go to wild parties and meet boys and dance. (full quote)
fireball He's a sweet potato. (full quote)
Gail Do I know you from somewhere? 2) maybe in one of your better dreams (full quote)
36557 Don't play hard to get honey, you might miss something. (full quote)