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Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The - 1990 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3473 Clint Eastwood, i fucked him. (full quote)
3473 Talking to Suzu was like masturbating with a cheeseslicer, slightly amusing, but mostlu painful. (full quote)
5172 Tourist: We're from Wisconsin. Ford Fairlane: Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here. (full quote)
5172 Ford Fairlane: Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it? A woman: Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies. Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is, real life? (full quote)
Risika You are 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life (full quote)
Risika Hit paydirt with KDIRT (full quote)
  here's to you... SUCKING MY DICK!!! (full quote)
7268 Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit. (full quote)
7727 You're ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life. (full quote)
7727 Robin Leech, I fucked him. OH! (full quote)
7857 You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that...and I don't mean your legs! (full quote)
7857 1.) Scalping at a funeral. You're a pretty sleazy guy. 2.) Thanks. you interested? It's festival seating. 1.) Yeah, yeah. How much? 2.) 300. 1.) 3?!?!? You charged the chicks 1! 2.) Hey they blew me. 1.) 300. (full quote)
7857 what is this? The Rob Lowe channel? (full quote)
  Hell, there is plenty more where tha came from booty time booty time (full quote)
272 he's joking about fucking my prom date though,at least I hope he is I took his sister. (full quote)
272 what you didn't actually think we would kill a fucking kawala bear did yeah. (full quote)
272 Booty time,booty time across the USA,booty time booty time yay yay yay!!!! (full quote)
9316 Hit pay-dirt with k-dirt ! (full quote)
11289 I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE! (full quote)
11289 Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. (full quote)
12868 Here's to you.....Suckin' My Dick!! (full quote)
12868 My mother always said that....If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room. (full quote)
12868 Have a Twinky.......Snapper Head. (full quote)
20355 Nothin' no shit honey!You got a whip stickin' out yer ass an' a guy who's fuckin' barkin'! (full quote)
20355 Well nothin' no shit honey!You got a whip stickin' out yer ass and a guy who's fuckin' barking! (full quote)
  See those two girls over there... girl scouts... bought two boxes WOH! (full quote)
  i got chicks to the left of me, i got chicks to the right of me, i got chicks all around me, but i aint got you (full quote)
1ajas You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life! (full quote)
1ajas Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it? A woman: Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies. Ford Fairlane: No sh**, honey. What do you think this is, real life? (full quote)
1ajas You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it. (full quote)
  ...anybody else woulda shit a Miata! (full quote)
1ajas Today is the last day of the rest of your life. (full quote)
1ajas I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish. (full quote)
1ajas You're ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life! (full quote)
1ajas You see what I'm saying to you? That's what I'm saying. what am I saying? I don't know! (full quote)
1ajas Keith Richards is rollin' over in his grave. The friggin' guy ain't even dead yet! (full quote)
1ajas They write about cases like these in the private eye handbook, honey. Something about a ten foot pole. (full quote)
1ajas So many assholes, so few bullets. (full quote)
1ajas Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it? Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies. (full quote)
1ajas I've heard cats fuck with more harmony than this kid. (full quote)
  Excuse me, you say the f-word again, I´ll bang you right the fuck out, do you understand me? Now get the fuck outta here! (full quote)
  You sound like Charlie Brown´s friggin´ teacher. Why am I late? I was up all night eatin´ swedish meatballs! (full quote)
  -Stanley? -Yeah, you know, like the power drill? (full quote)
  Ford Fairlane: You know the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in. HA (full quote)
  If you say the f-word one more time, I'm going to bang you right the fuck out. (full quote)
  If you say the f-word one more time, Im going to bang you right the fuck out. (full quote)
  YOUR TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF YOUR life (full quote)
  No, you're a jerkoff. I call you that because that's what I think of you... Jerkoff. (full quote)
  The Garage boys brought my baby back (full quote)
  Falling down building... Everybody screeming whilst Ford with his hands at his head nervously says..My hair,my hair!!! (full quote)
10929 555-6321. (full quote)
10929 We're from Wisconsin. (full quote)
beekers what are your names, Neil and Bob? Or is that, like, what ya do? (full quote)
1ajas Clint Eastwood, I fucked him. (full quote)
1ajas Have a Twinkee, snapperhead. (full quote)
1ajas (name), we just needed to be held! You got the bonus plan. (full quote)
1ajas I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE. (full quote)
1ajas Now you pay. It's called Citizen's Castration. (full quote)
1ajas Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir. (name): Are you calling me an asshole, asshole? (name): I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer... (full quote)
1ajas Top o' the world, ma! (full quote)
1ajas We're from Wisconsin. (name): Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here. (full quote)
1ajas Guys like you, you do grow on trees. (full quote)
1ajas Shake me, Jazz (full quote)
1ajas (W)hat are your names, Neil and Bob? Or is that, like, what you do? (full quote)
1ajas You're just in time to see what I refer to as solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it. (full quote)
1ajas Clint Eastwood, I fucked 'im. (full quote)
1ajas Talking to Suzu was like masturbating with a cheeseslicer, slightly amusing, but mostlu painful. (full quote)
1ajas (1)We're from Wisconsin. (2)Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it? (2) Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies. (1)No shit, honey. What do you think this is, real life? (full quote)
1ajas You are 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life. (full quote)
1ajas Hit paydirt with KDIRT. (full quote)
1ajas here's to you... SUCKIN' MY DICK!!! (full quote)
1ajas Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit. (full quote)
1ajas You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that...and I don't mean your legs! (full quote)
1ajas 1.) Scalping at a funeral. You're a pretty sleazy guy. 2.) Thanks. you interested? It's festival seating. 1.) Yeah, yeah. How much? 2.) 300. 1.) 3?!?!? You charged the chicks 1! 2.) Hey they blew me. 1.) 300. (full quote)
1ajas You're just in time to see what I refer to as solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it. (full quote)
1ajas Have a Twinky...Snapper Head. (full quote)
1ajas I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE! (full quote)
HUNG THICKLY Suzuki Samamri, you Benson-Hurst piece of shit! (full quote)
33944 *** Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you???? *** I don't know,..... I never met your father........ (full quote)
46557 our two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life (full quote)
46557 your two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life (full quote)
46557 you're two seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life (full quote)
jenn285 Jazz she's the only woman I treat with respect..... WOMP WOMP WOMP you sound like Charlie Brown's teacher (full quote)
jenn285 1)You made me clean the toilets remember! 2) yea but who did all the work in bed! (full quote)