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Crazy People - 1990 Movie Quotes


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3754 Call now for your free plant. A free PLANT for FAT SLOBS! (full quote)
4352 Jaguar- sleek and smart. For men who would like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know! (full quote)
4352 I want to know how the fuck the word fuck gets in the New York fucking Times! (full quote)
4270 Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you get cancer and die. (full quote)
4270 Sony. Bony. (full quote)
4270 Hello, hello, hello! what a wonderful word, hello! (full quote)
  Friznik Fer, Dir Sony Gurm. I'm still trying to work out the kinks. (full quote)
  You can't have sex with a Saab. It's unnatural, and you might get hurt. (full quote)
  ...And if we fold, you'll have no damn phones.A T & T - we're tired of your crap. (full quote)
  Porche, it's a little too small to get laid in... but you get laid the minute you get out. (full quote)
  Come to New york, there were fewer murders than last year. (full quote)
  Come to New york, it's not as dirty as you think (full quote)
  Hello (full quote)
  Metemucil, it makes you go to the toilet, if you don't use it you'll get cancer and die. (full quote)
  The Freak, this movie won't just scare you, it'll fuck you up for life. (full quote)
  United, most of our passengers get there alive. (full quote)
7268 1) Let's level WITH AMERICA! 2) We CAN'T level with America, you crazy bastard, we're in advertising! (full quote)
9821 I'm going to run down some caucasions today (full quote)
12853 Hey, man, buy a Porsche. (full quote)
12871 My name is Manuel Robles. I'm latino and I enjoy it. (full quote)
12206 Come in the Bahamas (full quote)
20078 SONY, because caucasions are just too damn tall. (full quote)
20078 1. i hate art therapy! i hate art! i hate those little figurines! i, also, hate vinyl... am i off the point? 2. you would not believe how far. (full quote)
20078 volvos. they're boxy, but they're good. (full quote)
20078 i fear the trees are displeased with me. (full quote)
20078 i have a fear of closed spaces. and i have a fear of open spaces. actually, i have a fear of everything. (full quote)
20078 come to new york, there were fewer murders last year. (full quote)
20078 if everyone just went, there wouldn't be traffic! (full quote)
20078 yes, yes i'll call her. i'll use the phone! they're perfect for just that sort of thing. (full quote)
20078 i want to know how the fuck the word fuck got in the new york FUCKING times! (full quote)
20078 we did get pens. i love my pen. (full quote)
20078 is this paper? (full quote)
20078 we talked about clay, and we talked about primary colors, and we talked about draaaaawing, and how different people see different things in different ways. (full quote)
20078 did you just fart, or did this whole room just drive past an oil refinery? (full quote)
20078 people who use carphones annoy other drivers. (full quote)
1ajas Hello. (full quote)
1ajas Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it you get cancer and die. (full quote)
1ajas Jaguar- sleek and smart. For men who would like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know! (full quote)
1ajas You can't have sex with a Saab. It's unnatural and you might get hurt. (full quote)
1ajas Friznik Fer, Dir Sony Gurm. I'm still trying to work out the kinks. (full quote)
  hopes and dreams can't be lies (full quote)
  Did somebody fart or did this whole room just drive past an oil refinery ? (full quote)
  Oh,this is just great,Truth in travel,Forget France,The French can be annoying,come to Greece,We're Nicer. We're Nicer. adman Stephen Bachman is reading an ad that Emery Leeson wrote. (full quote)
  only,Dr.Baylor is no longer employed here. You're quite a son of a bitch are'nt you ? (full quote)
  Call now, admit you're fat, and get a free plant. A free plant for fat slobs. ...I'm a fat slob! (full quote)
  Hey babe, we're Sony. How's it going? (full quote)
10929 I've always thought that trees were somehow disapproving of me. (full quote)
beekers Volvo: They're boxy, but they're good. (full quote)
beekers Sony. Because caucasians are just too damn tall. (full quote)
beekers Forget France. Come to Greece - we're nicer. (full quote)
1ajas I'm going to run down some caucasions today. (full quote)
dill07 Porche- Too small to get laid in, but you will get laid as soon as you step out (full quote)