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Die Hard 2 - 1990 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
892 As far as I am concerned, progress peaked at frozen pizza (full quote)
  Hey Carmine let me ask you something; what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains??? Fat fuck. (full quote)
4921 That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! (full quote)
1980 1. you know your brother was an asshole...? 2. yeah he was an asshole! (full quote)
5046 (1) So you like that one huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it? (2) How 'bout I let you live? (1) Man sure knows how to bargain. (full quote)
6948 Yippie Kay Ya Mutherfucker! (full quote)
7294 Barnes: Holy Christ, the runway its shutting down! Truman: Is this what you expected? John: No. This is only the beginning. (full quote)
7294 Esparanza: Ahh. freedom! John: (punch), NOT YET! Your suppose to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal. No frequent flighter Mileage for you. Esparanza: Who are you? John: A cop Esparanza: A cop? John: Yeah, you see were one of the good guys, and your one of the bad guys, and now that ive got your sorry ass, im gonner trade it for my wife!! (full quote)
7294 John: This is just a regular, Christmas. A little egg nog, a little turkey. No I gotta roll around in god damn tin cans. (full quote)
11997 1)Are you pissing in somebody else's pool? 2)Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine. (full quote)
  Yeah I know who you are , you're the asshole that just broke 7 FAA's and 5 District of Columbia regulations running arund my airport with a gun shooting at people. Whatduya call that shit? John-Self defense. Lorenzo- Oh you think that LA badge is gonna get you a free lunch or something? John-No. Maybe a little professional courtesy Lorenzo-In an airport on Xmas Eve, you gotta be kidding. John- Fuck courtesy how about just being professional. Your boys just walkd away from a crime scene, CAPTAIN! You can't wrap it up in 10 minutes and you know it. You have to take pictures. Just shut down that area. Lorenzo-Just shut it down, it's that simple huh, just shut the area down? Shit. And I've got everyone from the Shriner's Convention to the goddam boy scouts traipsing thru here. I've got international diplomats. I've got a fucking reindeer flying in here from the fucking petting zoo. But John McClaine, he's got a little problem. Hell let's shut down the whole fucking airport.What do you think they'll say to that? John- Pick up the phone and find out. Lorenzo- I don't ned full fucking forensicks to tell me all this was was some punk steaing luggage. John- That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. They cost more than you make in a month. Lorenzo-You'd be surprised what I make in a month. John-If it's more than $1.98, I de very surprised. Lorenzo-McClane, don't start believing your own press huh? Yeah I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. Look, you're in my little pond now and I'm the big fish that runs it. You cap some lowlife, fine. I'll send your fucking captain intyo LA a fucking commodation. Now get the hell out of my office before I throw you out of my goddamn airport. (full quote)
  what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains? (full quote)
  Yipeee Kay Ayyy Motherfucker!!!! (full quote)
  John McClane: Yipeee Kay Eyyyyy Mr. Falcon!! (Edited Version) (full quote)
  Maj. Grant: Too bad McClane, I kinda liked you. McClane: I got enough friends!! (full quote)
  Just once, I wish I could have a regular, normal Christmas. Some eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But No! I gotta crawl around in this Motherfuckin' Tin Can!! (full quote)
  Officer: Hey, what do I look like to you?! Terrorist: A sitting duck!! (full quote)
  McClane: Esperanzas down. He's hurt. I took a round at his shoulder. I got another one of their guys. Thats six they lost all together. Carmine: Well maybe if we knew how many guys they had to start with we could get excited. But if they had fifty guys it's a little too early to break out the champane. Grant: We appreaciate your effort McClane but we don't need a loose cannon on this deck. What if they decided to crash another plane?! McClane: They can't do that anymore and if I had grabbed Esperanza this would all be over with right now. Grant: Well maybe they're just a little more creative than you think. McClane: Well at least I'm thinking God Damn it. Grant: You listen to me wise ass. We are here to cap off this sucker until he tries to take off. Period!! Now you the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time!! McClane: The story of my life. (full quote)
  McClane: Shit! Damn it! I hate it when I'm right! (full quote)
sjg1983 1) Can I have a few words please? 2) You can have two - fuck and you (full quote)
10929 -You'd be surprised what I make in a month. -If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight, I'd be surprised. (full quote)
10929 -I don't like to fly. -Then what are you doing here? -I don't like to lose either. (full quote)
10929 -They told me there were terrorists at the airport. -Yeah, I heard that too. (full quote)
10929 -You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time! -Story of my life. (full quote)
10929 -Too bad, McClane. I kind of liked you. -I got enough friends! (full quote)
10929 -How are ya, Marvin? -I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess! (full quote)
  where's the fuckin' door (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Why does this keep happening to us?' (full quote)
  Lorenzo - I got lost kids, lost dogs. I got international diplomats. I got a fuckin reindeer flyin round here from the fuckin pennyzool. But hey John McClane he has a little problem, hell lets shut down the whole fuckin airport (full quote)
  John- Lorenzo sacrificied his best men, to make you waste your time... time we dont have. (full quote)
  McClane - Wanted a regular normal christmas. Egg nog, Christmas tree, a little turkey. But no i gotta crawl around in a motherfuckin tin can. (full quote)
  McClane: Take that fuckin twinkie out you mouth and grab a pencil will ya. (full quote)
  Lorenzo - I'll have my men tear this airport apart. McClane - Just in the nick of time ha. Lorenzo - Hey McClane i got a first class unit here, SWAT Team and all we dont need no help from no monday morning quarter backs. McClane FUCK monday morning my wifes on one of these goddam planes these guys are fuckin with thats puts me on the playin field. And had you have moved your fat ass when i told you too we wouldn't be here deep in shit. (full quote)
  If you had moved your fat ass, we would be hip deep in shit right now (full quote)
33501 1>I guess I was wrong about you you're not such an asshole after all. 2>No you were right I'm just your kind of asshole. (full quote)
  Treason is merely a matter of dates (full quote)
10929 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! (full quote)
10929 555-3212. (full quote)
33944 1/what are you gunna do???? 2/ whatever I can!!! (full quote)
33944 Treason is merely a matter of dates! (full quote)
  yipikiae mother fucker (full quote)
  Amen to that, Dick. (full quote)
agwendolyn Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax. (full quote)
10929 Somebody want to run down to Radio Shack and get a radio transmitter? (full quote)
10929 I'm just the janitor. (full quote)
10929 As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with the frozen pizza. (full quote)
10929 --Isn't technology wonderful? --My husband doesn't think so. (full quote)
33944 1/_What with the fingerprint check? 2/_Oh, just a feeling I have 1/_OUCH! Whenever you have one of those *feelings* of yours, insurance rates go up (full quote)
33944 Whaddiya say, Marv?? (full quote)
41892 1) Are there any cops on duty? 2) We got airport police. 1)Go get em. (full quote)
41892 1)I guess i was wrong about you. I thought you were an asshole. 2)No your right i'm just your kind of asshole. (full quote)
41892 1) Hey, Your meant to do that at the morgue. 2) Not anymore, got a new S.O.P for D.O.A from the F.A.A. (full quote)
41892 Hey Hey Hey I'll be damned if i'm gonna clean up this mess! (full quote)
bigclaude phone Operator: Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only. Response from Cop: No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? (full quote)
bigclaude Hey Carmine let me ask you something. what's sets off your metal detectors first. The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains? (full quote)
bigclaude Holly!! There's your fucking landing light!! (full quote)
PlaymoreSNK 1)He Could be A sentry 2)He could just be out for a walk 1)Then why is he walking his own footsteps? (full quote)
PlaymoreSNK 1) I guess i was wrong about you, you aren't such an arsehold after all 2) No you were right, im just your kind of Arsehole (full quote)