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| 4349 |
Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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| 4349 |
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
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| disue5 |
You know that mansion on top of the hill...well..a long time ago, am inventor lived in that mansion.
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| disue5 |
I thought we were having shish-Kebab?
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| disue5 |
You see hte inventor was very old. He died before he got to finish the man he invented...so the man lived by himself..incomplete..and all alone.
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| 5458 |
(1) Hold me. (2) I can't...
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We're not sheep.
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Lemonade? 'blaaa'
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| 10642 |
you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
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| 12076 |
1)what happened to you? 2)I'm not finished.
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| 12153 |
Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do other places.
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| 12153 |
(1)Why is it snowing, grandma? where does it come
from?
(2) Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.
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| 12153 |
I'm Peg Boggs.
I'm your local Avon representative and I'm as
harmless as cherry pie.
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| 12153 |
(1)Uh, put those down. Don't come any closer. Just
please... Those are your hands? Those are your
hands. What happened to you? Where are your
parents? Hum... Your mother? Your father?
(2)
He didn't wake up.
(1) Are you alone? Do you live up here all by
yourself?
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| 12153 |
(1)It's not heaven he's from. It's straight from
the stinking flames of hell. The power of satan
is in him. I can feel it. God, you have the
poor sheep strayed so far from the path.
(2) We are not sheep.
(1)Don't come near me.
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| 12153 |
Did you hear that? He's the perversion of
nature. Wow, isn't that exciting? See you
later. Bye bye.
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| 12153 |
(1)Speaking
of money, I understand you are not charging for
gardening, Edward?
(2) Now, Bill. Margie made him cookies today.
(1) Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of
life with cookies. You can't buy car with
cookies.
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| 12153 |
Are you serious? I'm going to lose you to that?
He isn't even human.
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| 12153 |
Hello, I'm here to see the man with the hands.
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Hmm...yes. Boring. Let's switch to...Ah!...To some poetry! There was an old man from the Cape who made himself germents of Crepe. When asked 'Will they tear?' he replied 'Here and there, but they keep such a beautiful shape!' That's right! Go ahead, smile, it's funny!
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| 18032 |
1) How do you know he's still alive?
2) Because before he came down it never snowed. (snowing outside)
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| 18032 |
1)Weren't you just here?
2)No, not since last season. Today I've come to show our equisite new line in softer colors, in shadows blushes and lips. Everything you need to accent and highlight your changing look.
1)My changing look huh thats good.
2) well it goes without saying we have a complete selection of your old favorites, those tried and true products we've all come to depend on year and year out!
1) peg you know i never buy anything from you.
2) I know
1) bye
2)bye helen
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| 18032 |
Are you alone? Do you live up here all by
yourself? What happened to your face? Hum, you
know, I won't hurt you. But at the very least
let me give you a good astringent and this will
help to prevent infection. What's your name?
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| 18032 |
You see, before he came down here, it never
snowed. And afterwards it did. If he weren't up
there now, I don't think it would be snowing.
Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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1-Hold me. 2-I can't.
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| 14345 |
1)Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there. 2)Why is it snowing, Grandma? 1)Oh, that's a long story. 2)I want to hear. 1)Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep. 2)I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please? 1)Well, all right. Let's see...I guess it would have to start with scissors. 2)Scissors? 1)Well, there are all kinds of scissors. And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands. 2)A man? 1)Yes. 2)Hands? Scissors? 1)No, scissorhands. You know that mansion on top of the mountain? 2)It's haunted. 1)Well, a long time ago, an inventor lived in that mantion. He made many things I suppose. He even created a man. He gave him insides, a heart, a brain, everything...well, almost everything. You see, the inventor was very old. He died before he got to finish the man he created. So the man was left by himself, incomplete and all alone. 2)He didn't have a name? 1)Of course he had a name. His name was Edward.
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| 14345 |
1)Put your hands high in the air where we can see them! Your hands up! 2)He's got something in his hands. Looks like knives. 1)Drop your weapons! I repeat: drop your weapons! I'm asking you one more time this is your last warning, drop your weapons! If you fail to do so, we'll have to open fire! Don't make us do that, buddy! drop your weapons! Drop them! NOW!!! Looks like we got a psycho. Prepare to fire! 3)No! Wait! Those are his hands! Those aren't weapons, those are his hands!
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| 14345 |
1)So, Edward, did you have a productive day? 2)Mrs. Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. You could have a cosmetics account. 1)That's great. 2)And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
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| 14345 |
1)Why can't you just do it? 2)Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in. 1)Can't you take the key when he's sleeping or something? 2)Look, you don't understand. The only thing he holds on tighter to is his dick.
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| 14345 |
1)Jim, they can't arrest you for setting off the alarm in your own house, we'll just tell them we freaked and ran. 2)No, then my father would prosecute! 1)His own son?! 2)Especially his own son!
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| 14345 |
1)She never saw him again. Not after that night. 2)How do you know? 1)Because I was there. 2)You could've gone up there. You still could go. 1)No, sweetheart. I'm an old woman now. I would rather him remember me the way I was.
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| 14345 |
1)How do you know he's still alive? 2)I...don't know. Not for sure, but I believe he is. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards it did. If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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kim: you´re here. they didn´t hurt you, did they? were you scared? i tried to make jim go back, but you can´t make jim do anything. thank you for not telling them about me.
edward: you are welcome.
kim: it must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
edward: i knew it was jim´s house.
kim: you did?
edward: yes.
kim: well, then why did you do it?
edward: because you asked me to.
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| 14345 |
1)Okay, a little ethics, you're walking down the street, you find a suitcase full of money, there's nobody around, no human person is in evidence, what do you do? A, you keep the money, B, you use it to by gifts for your friends and your loved ones, C, you give it to the poor, D, you turn it into the police. 2)Dad, this is really stupid. 3)I'd keep the money!
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| 14345 |
1)Is he in there? 2)He's dead. The roof caved in on him. They killed each other.
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| 14345 |
1)Have they caught him yet? 2)Who? 1)Him. That...that cripple. (he shrugs) Oh. Let me know when they do. Let us all know, okay? Like a good boy.
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| 14345 |
Those things are cool. Just think. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
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| 14345 |
1)Kevin, how would it make you feel if somebody was staring at you? 2)I wouldn't care. 1)Well, I would!
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| 14345 |
1)Do you have a girlfriend? 2)Sure he does, right Kim? 3)Right Kim? 4)Great now you got him started. 2)Knock it off, bubble butt. 3)You did it. 2)So?!
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| 14345 |
1)It must've been awful when they told you whose house it was. 2)I knew it was Jim's house. 1)You did? 2)Yes. 1)Well, then why'd you do it? 2)Because you asked me to.
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| 14345 |
Well, we're going to help you find a way to replace the drapes and the towels but our confidence in you, Edward, is not going to be so easy to replace.
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| vanilla |
(KIM): Hold Me....
(EDWARD): I Can't.
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I'd give my left nut to see that again
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We're not sheep!
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1(you say he stole this stuff from you 2(yeah 1( well why dont you just tell his parents and make him give it back
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...then she took me to the backroom where she took all of her clothes off.
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I can't eat that, he used his hands.. I don't think it's sanitary.
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| 33291 |
1) It must've been awful when they told you whose house it was..
2) I knew it was Jim's house.
1) ..You did?
2) Yes.
1) Well then why'd you do it?
2) Because you asked me too.
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This has just a touch of lavendar in it...(his whole face is purple)
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Kim: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it
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Humiliation and discomfort....
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| 34986 |
--I know a doctor who could help you----Really? I'd like to meet him----Talk show host: Great, we'll get that number for you after the show.
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| 10929 |
It's Not Unusual.
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| 10929 |
Delilah.
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| 10929 |
With These Hands.
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| 10929 |
Hazard.
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come on you guys..thats the nicer thing to do, thats what i would do
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are those your hands?
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Joyce: Lemonade? *holding two glasses of lemonade*
Edward: Lemonade? *bends over and throws up*
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I wonder if those are hot or cold.
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Why, Peg have you gone blind? No, uh.. Because can't you see there is a car in my driveway? Yes.. Well don't you know that means I'm BUSY?
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yes, go ahead, smile, it's funny!
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EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS IS FUCKING HOTT!!!
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good Bye
(Kim Kisses Edward)
I Love You
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Yes indeed Edward
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| wiccaryan |
OLD KIM:Well, there are all kinds of scissors. And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands.
Grandaughter:A man?
Old Kim: Yes
Grandaughter: Hand scissors?
OLD KIM: NO scissorhands Well, a long time ago, an inventor lived in that mansion. He made many things, I suppose. He also created a man. He gave him inside, a heart, a brain, everything. Well, almost everything. You see, the inventor was very old. He died before he got to finish the man he invented. So the man was left by himself,incomplete and all alone.
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| wiccaryan |
GRANDDAUGHTER:How do you know?
OLD KIM:Because I was there.
GRANDDAUGHTER:You could have gone up there. You still could go.
OLD KIM:No, sweetheart. I'm an old woman now. I would rather want him remember me the way as I was.
GRANDDAUGHTER:How do you know he's still alive.
OLD KIM:I don't know. Not for sure. But I believe he is. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards it did. If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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| wiccaryan |
Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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| Iwannabelola |
Blending is the key!
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) Stop It! Or I'll Kill You Myself!
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) He Tried To Hurt You?
2) No He Did Not And You Know It!
3) Are You Nuts? I Just Saw Him!
4) Jim, I Don't Love You Anymore. I Just Want You To Go. Okay Just Go.
5) Are You Serious? I'm Going To Lose You To That? He Isn't Even Human.
6) Just Get Out Of Here. Okay. Just Go!
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