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Wizard of Oz, The Movie Quotes


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4307 I'm home! home. And this is my room, and you're all here, and I'm never going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all. And, oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home! (full quote)
4307 Please don't cry any more. I'll get you in to the Wizard somehow. Come on, I had an Aunt Em myself once. (full quote)
8487 1) Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 2) Oh, i'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy, from kansas. (full quote)
9739 #1: You mean she bit ya? #2: No, her dog... #1 Oh, she bit her dog, eh? #2: No! (full quote)
4307 1. I'm not afraid of her! I'll see you get safely to the Wizard, whether I get a brain or not. Stuff a mattress with me. Ha! 2. I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me. 3. Oh, you're the best friends that anybody ever had, but it's funny. I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I? 1. I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you? 2. And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time. 3. Still, I wish I could remember, but it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we? 1. That's right. 2. We do. 1. To Oz? 2. To Oz. (full quote)
  Toto I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. (full quote)
10156 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? (full quote)
10467 A heart is not measured by how much you love, but how much you are loved by others. (full quote)
  Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me. (full quote)
  Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me. (full quote)
  The wicked witch is dead! (full quote)
10810 Hooray for Dorothy! (full quote)
3605 Now you go feed those hogs until they worry themselves into anemia! (full quote)
3605 For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you. And now, well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! (full quote)
3605 Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk. (full quote)
3605 Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! (full quote)
3605 1) Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe? 2) Do you know any? Oh, you mean the...thing. Yes. (full quote)
3605 Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows! (full quote)
3605 1) Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of THOSE apples. 2) Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? 1) Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms! (full quote)
3605 1) Alright, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do. 2) What's that? 1) Talk me out of it! (full quote)
3605 1) I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do! 2) You'll believe in more than that when I'm finished with you. (full quote)
3605 1) I-I-I hope my strength holds out! 2) I hope your tail holds out! (full quote)
3605 1) Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven't slept in weeks! 2) Why don't you try counting sheep? 1) That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em! (full quote)
3605 Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow. (full quote)
3605 1) I'm not afraid of her. 2) Then next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye. That's what I'd do. (full quote)
3605 Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. (full quote)
3605 A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. (full quote)
3605 1) Why don't you find a place where there isn't any trouble? 2) A place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain. (full quote)
3605 My! People have a way of coming and going so quickly here! (full quote)
3605 Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my little party's just beginning. (full quote)
3605 I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! (full quote)
3605 Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? (full quote)
3605 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. (full quote)
3605 Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. (full quote)
3605 Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. (full quote)
3605 Joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! (full quote)
3605 what a nice little dog. And you, my dear. what an unexpected pleasure. It's so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness. (full quote)
3605 1) Ouch, you got my finger! 2) Well, why don't you just get your finger out of the way? (full quote)
3605 You people should consider yourselves lucky that I'm granting you an audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now. (full quote)
3605 You have no power here! Begone with you, before somebody drops a house on you too! (full quote)
  Scarcrow-THD? Wizard-Yeah, thats a doctor of Thinkology! (full quote)
  There are men that do nothing all day but good deeds, they are called... Good deed doers. And there hearts are no bigger than yours. (full quote)
  what would you do with a brain if you had one? (full quote)
  You're majesty if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?... Not nobody not nohow!... Not even a rhinosaurous?... Impserous!... How about a hippopotomus?... Why I'd trash him from top to bottomous!... Supposing you met an elephant?... I'd wrap him up in celephant!.. What if it were a brontesaurus?... I'd show him who's king of the forest!... How?... How? Courage! What make a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on a mast wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the 7th wonder? Courage? What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the hot n' tot so hot?... what puts the ape in apricot? What do they go that i ain't got?... Courage!... You can say that again! (full quote)
  courage (full quote)
  I'm melting (full quote)
  ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of la di da's! That's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of Oz (full quote)
  Dorothy: If I ever go looking for my hearts desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Cause if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. (full quote)
  It's a twister! It's a twister! (full quote)
  Glinda: Well, are you a good witch, or a bad witch? Dorothy: Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm a girl. Glinda: And what about him? *reffering to Toto* Dorothy: Toto? Why, Toto's my dog. Glinda: Oh, well, is he edible? Dorothy: Certainly not! Although, I'm not really sure...Glinda: Let's cook him! I'm starved. Being a witch isn't so easy. Dorothy: *nods* Okay. Come on. *I know the ending is totally blown out of proportion, but let's face it: it's funny. Please post it anyway!!!!* (full quote)
  Scarecrow, I think I'm going to miss you most of all. (full quote)
  LION: I'd like to roar him down ..., But I think I've lost my roarer. (full quote)
  We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was. (full quote)
  I'll get you my pretty (full quote)
  (wizard) you want a heart? You dont realize how Luck you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. (full quote)
  (wizard) you want a heart? You dont realize how Lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. (full quote)
  I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog too! (full quote)
  Click your heals together three times, and sa to yourself there's no place like home. There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. (full quote)
  If I were king of the forest (full quote)
  If I ever go looking for my heart's desire agian, I wont look any further than my own backyard, because if it isn't there, I never really lost it. (full quote)
  Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking! (full quote)
  Hearts will only be made practical when they are made unbreakable. (full quote)
  I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! (full quote)
  I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! (full quote)
  we're of to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz! (full quote)
  were a long way from Kansa Toto (full quote)
  All you've ever neede has always been right inside you-Glinda the GoodWitch (full quote)
  Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking! (full quote)
  Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking! (full quote)
  Can you even dye my eyes to match my dress? (full quote)
  Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch at last is dead! (full quote)
  1) The broom! May we have it? 2) Please, and take it with you. (full quote)
  Dorothy: Scarecrow please kiss my boobies Scarecrow: Yummy Dorothy: Why thank you (full quote)
  If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any farther than my own backyard because if it isn't there than I never really lost it (full quote)
3605 I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh, what a world, what a world! (full quote)
4307 1. One day, while performing feats of stratospheric skill, the balloon failed to return to the fair. 2. It did? 3. Weren't you frightened? 1. Frightened! You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified, then suddenly, the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed, Oz, the first Wizard Deluxe. Times being what they were, I accepted the job here, retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway, and in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum. (full quote)
4307 1. I see a house with a picket fence and a barn with a weathervane and a running horse. (Laughs). 2. That's our farm. 1. Yes. There's a woman with a polka-dot dress. Her face is careworn. 2. That's Aunt Em. 1. Yes, her name is Emily. 2. That's right. What's she doing? 1. Well, I can't quite see...Why, she's crying. Someone has hurt her. Someone has just about broken her heart. 2. Me? 1. It's someone she's been very kind to, someone she's taken care of in sickness. 2. I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute. 1. Yes. 2. What's she doing? 1. What's this? Why, she's putting her hand on her heart! Why, she's dropping down on the bed! 2. Oh, no! 1. That's all, the crystal's gone dark. 2. You-you don't really suppose she could be sick, do you? Well, I've got to get to her right away! Come on, Toto. Come on. 1. But what's this? I thought that you were coming along with me. 2. Good-bye, Professor Marvel, and thanks a lot! (full quote)
4307 Very well, I'll bide my time. It's true I can't tend to you here and now as I like, but just try to stay out of my way. Just try. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too. (full quote)
4307 Ssss...I'm melting, I'm melting. I feel like...butter! (full quote)
4307 1. That's the castle of the Wicked Witch. Dorothy's in that awful place. 2. Oh, I hate to think of her in there. (Sniffles). We've got to get her out. 1. Don't cry now. We haven't got the oilcan with us, and you've been squeaking enough as it is. (The guards appear and start chanting). 3. Who's them? Who's them? 1. I've got a plan how to get in there. 3. Fine, he's got a plan. 1. And you're gonna lead us. 3. Yeah...M-me? 1. Yes, you. 3. I-I-I-I gotta get her out of there? 1. That's right. 3. Fine, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch. Guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. (Growls). I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's just one thing I want you fellas to do. 1 and 2. What's that? 3. Talk me out of it. (full quote)
8992 1).Can they even dye my eyes to match my gown? 2).Uh Huh. 1).Jolly ole town! (full quote)
10369 Cowardly Lion: Put 'em up, put 'em uuuuuuuup!! I'll fight you with my eyes closed! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back! (full quote)
11519 Hearts will never be made practical until they can be made unbreakable. (full quote)
11675 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? (full quote)
11675 Be gone, before someone drops a house on you too! (full quote)
11675 D) How do you talk then? S) I dont know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking dont they?!?! (full quote)
11787 I've learned....that it wasn't enough to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em...and that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I shouldn't look any farther than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, then I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right? (full quote)
12136 1) One day they're going to build a statue of me in this town! 2) Don't start posing for it now! (full quote)
12136 No, No I won't let you take him! You go away, you, or I'll bite you myself! (full quote)
12136 I learned that It wasn't enough to want to see Uncle henry and Aunt Em again. And If I ever go looking for my heart's desire, i will look no further than my own backyard, because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with. (full quote)
12220 You're majesty if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?... Not nobody not nohow!... Not even a rhinosaurous?... Impserous!... How about a hippopotomus?... Why I'd trash him from top to bottomous!... Supposing you met an elephant?... I'd wrap him up in celephant!.. What if it were a brontesaurus?... I'd show him who's king of the forest!... How?... How? Courage! What make a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on a mast wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the 7th wonder? Courage? What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the hot n' tot so hot?... what puts the ape in apricot? What do they go that i ain't got?... Courage!... You can say that again! (full quote)
13090 You want a heart? You dont know how lucky you are not to have one. A heart will be impractical until it can be made unbreakable. And remember, my sentimental friend, a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. (full quote)
13248 Dorothy: Oh please dont step on toto! Scarecrow: here comes that stupid lion... Lion: *crunch* NO! um, no one happens to own a dog, do they? tin man: let's go for a burger dorothy: okay, but is toto dead? lion: *picks toto up* no! he's perfectly fine. a little skinnier than before, but fine all the same! tin man and scarecrow: BURGER TIME! (full quote)
13248 Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Dorothy: Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy, from Kansas. Where's the ho-down? Glinda: And the thing...? Dorothy: Toto? He's my dog. Glinda: Let's eat him! Dorothy: Ok. he's probably edible! (full quote)
14347 It really was not miracle what happened was just this the wind began to switch the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch just then the witch to satisfy an itch went flying on her broom stick thumbing for a hitch (full quote)
14347 She hit him over the back with a rake and now she said shes getting the sherriff (full quote)
14347 **running** Come on Toto. Come on. **at the house** Aunty Em listen to what Ms Gulch did to Toto. Eunt Em: Not now hunny we're busy. Dorothy: But Aunt Em she hit him over the back with a rake. Uncle Henry: No now dear, this old incubators gone bad and we're likely to lose all of our chicks. Dorothy: Oh the poor little things **picks up a chick** (full quote)
14347 Toto I have a feeling were not in Kansas any more. Why! We must be over the rainbow. (full quote)
14733 G: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? D: Who me? Glinda nods: D: Why I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from kansas. Glinda: Well is that the witch? **points to Toto** D: Why no Totos my dog. Glinda: Well I'm a little muttled. The Munchicans called me cause a witch has just dropped a house on the wicked witch of the east. And heres the house, here you are and thats all thats left of the wicked witch of the east. (Dorothy gasps) Now what the Munchicans would like to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch. D: But I've already told you. I'm not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly. (full quote)
14736 Now that's a horse of a different color. (full quote)
14736 Bell out of order, please knock (full quote)
14736 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. (full quote)
16441 (lion) Ok, I'll do it for Dorthy. But before we do, I want you guys to do one thing for me. (tin man and scarecrow) What's that? (lion) Talk me out of it! (full quote)
17482 1. You mean she bit'ya? 2. No, her dog. 1. Oh, she bit her dog, eh? (full quote)
23703 Miss Almira Gulch: Mr. Gale, I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy. (full quote)
23703 Auntie Em: For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! (full quote)
23703 Auntie Em: For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! (full quote)
23703 Scarecrow: a)Come along Dorothy. You don't want any of those apples. Apple Tree: b)Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? Scarecrow: c)Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms! (full quote)
23703 Cowardly Lion: Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the ape in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? All: Courage! (full quote)
23703 Auntie Em: Why don't you find a place where there isn't any trouble. Dorothy: A place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It's far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain. (full quote)
23703 Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. (full quote)
26770 [singing] She's not only merely dead / She's really most sincerely dead. (full quote)
26770 1) First they took my legs off and they threw them over there! then they took my chest out and they threw it over there! 2) Well, that's you all over! (full quote)
26770 Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow! (full quote)
26770 I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Good-bye folks!! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I haven't got a brain... only straw. #2-How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? #1-I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? #2-Yes, I guess you're right. (full quote)
29649 I think I'll miss you most of all (full quote)
29649 Toto too? Toto too (full quote)
38346 Just click your heels together three times and say...there's no place like home. (full quote)
40770 Oh my! Oh my! Who would of thought a beautiful little girl like you could destroy my wickedness! (full quote)
  WITCH: Ohhhhhh -- You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a world -- what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh.... (full quote)
  If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look further than my own backyard, because if it isn't there, then I haven't really lost it. (full quote)
  I CAN COUSE accidentS TOO! (full quote)
10929 Doesn't anybody believe me? (full quote)
10929 I've have sent a little insect. (full quote)
10929 Over the Rainbow (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Do -- do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals? #2- We might. #3- Animals that -- that eat straw? #2- Some -- but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears. (full quote)
47213 1) If I only had a brain! 2) A heart! 3) A home! 4) Da NOYVE! (full quote)
jennie_rightmeyer just follow the yellow brick road (full quote)
jennie_rightmeyer lions and tigers and bears......oh my! (full quote)
wiccaryan Tin Man: Well-- what have you learned dorothy? DOROTHY:Well, I -- I think that it -- that it wasn't enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em -- and it's that --if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Because if itisn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right? (full quote)
gingerG Oil can what? (full quote)