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Home Alone - 1990 Movie Quotes


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2946 Buzz, your girlfreind. WOOF! (full quote)
2946 I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! (full quote)
4064 Do these vans get good gas mileage? (full quote)
4064 I don't want to sleep with fuller, he'll pee all over me! (full quote)
4064 Fuller, go easy on the pepsi! (full quote)
4064 Kevin, you're such a disease! (full quote)
4307 I made my family disappear! (full quote)
284 Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me! (full quote)
284 Keep the change you filthy animal! (full quote)
284 All the great ones leave their calling cards. We're the Wet Bandits!!! (full quote)
284 This is it. Don't get scared now. (full quote)
284 You guys give up, or you thirsty for more?!? (full quote)
284 #1- You're not at all worried that something might happen to him? #2- No, for three reasons. A, I'm not that lucky. 2, we have smoke detectors and D, we live in the most boring street in the United states of America where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period. (full quote)
284 I'm going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keyster off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10!!!!! (full quote)
284 Hey Marv. Look at this. I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindy-gartener ! (full quote)
284 How low can you get giving Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? what's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny? (full quote)
284 #1- I send her a check. #2- Wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a Big Bird knitted on it. #1- Oh, that's nice. #2- Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. #1- Oh. #2- Yea, I've got a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas. (full quote)
284 #1- Marv? #2- Harry? #1- Why'd you take your shoes off? #2- Why are you dressed like a chicken??? (full quote)
4731 look what you did, you little jerk! (full quote)
5161 I'm freeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I'm free! free free free! (full quote)
4307 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. You hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone! (full quote)
5402 Keep the change, you filthy animal. (full quote)
  You are what the French call Les incompatant! (full quote)
1212 I got milk, eggs, and fabric softener. (full quote)
1212 Herb, we've got a question here about a toothbrush. (full quote)
1212 1)Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. 2)You have to pay for your pizza, sir. 1)Is that a fact? (full quote)
6034 Keep the change ya filthy animal (full quote)
5967 If Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad. (full quote)
1980 I wish they all just disappeared (full quote)
6374 this house is so full of people it makes me sick..when i grow up im living alone...did you hear me IM LIVING ALONE! (full quote)
6383 1) but they got nude beaches, right? 2)not in the winter. (full quote)
6905 When i grow up and get married and have kids, I'M LIVING ALONE! Hear me?? I'M LIVING ALONE! (full quote)
1980 My new fish hooks?????????? (full quote)
6968 you better hope your parents got you a tombstone for christmas (full quote)
2489 I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. (full quote)
8057 snakes snakes?/ i dunno know no snakes (full quote)
  AHHHHHH (full quote)
7869 Get up stairs. I am upstairs you dummy (mom points to attic) the third floor it's scary up there! fuller will be up in a minute. fuller you know how he is he wets the bed, he'll pee all over me! (full quote)
  Linny:I hope you didn't just pack crap Jeff. Jeff:Shut up Linny! (full quote)
  Look what ya did now ya little jerk (full quote)
  harry:why the hell did you take your shoes off? marv:why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? (full quote)
  keep the change ya filthy animal (full quote)
  im gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property, before i pump your guts fulla lead. 1,2,10! (full quote)
  i hope you didnt just pack crap (full quote)
  you dive bomb me with one more can kid, and im gonna snap off your cajones and boil 'em in motor oil (full quote)
  leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here (full quote)
  i wouldnt let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass (full quote)
  buzz, dont be a moron (full quote)
  no clothes on anyone! sickening! (full quote)
  Rose, hyper on two. (full quote)
  Do you smell chicken bock (full quote)
  Look what you did you little jerk. (full quote)
  1.do you know if those microwavable dinners are any good? 2. i don't know; i've never tried them. 1.i'll give 'em a whirl. ::picks up toy soldiers:: 1.for the kids. 2.are you here all my yourself? 1. ma'am, i'm only 8 years old. 2.where's your mom? 1.shes in the car. 2.where's your dad? 1.he's at work. 2.your brothers and your sisters? 1. i'm an only child. 2.where do you live? 1. i can't tell you that. 2. why? 1.because you're a STRANGER. (full quote)
  1.do you know if those microwavable dinners are any good? 2. i don't know; i've never tried them. 1.i'll give 'em a whirl. ::picks up toy soldiers:: 1.for the kids. 2.are you here all my yourself? 1. ma'am, i'm only 8 years old. 2.where's your mom? 1.shes in the car. 2.where's your dad? 1.he's at work. 2.your brothers and your sisters? 1. i'm an only child. 2.where do you live? 1. i can't tell you that. 2. why? 1.because you're a STRANGER. (full quote)
  I wouldn't let you sleep in my room...if you were growing on my ass! (full quote)
  Bless this highly nutricious, microwaveable, macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale, AMEN! (full quote)
  A plain cheese pizza just for me! (full quote)
  1-Who is it? 2-Johnny? It's me,Snakes. I got the stuff. 1-Leave it on the door step and get the hell out of here. 2-AC said you got some dough for me. 1-Is that a fact? How much do I owe ya? 2-AC said ten percent. 1-Too bad AC ain't in charge no more. 2-What do you mean? 1-He's takin a bath I'll have him call you when he gets out. I'll tell you what I'm gunna give you snakes, I'm gunna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly yella, no good keister offa my property, b4 I pump your guts fulla lead. 2-Alright Johnny I'm sorry, I'm goin. 1-1....2...10! Mwahahahahahahaha, Keep the change ya filthy animal. (full quote)
  haven't you ever heard of knocking flemwad? (full quote)
  Kevin, Get Upstairs Right Now. (full quote)
  KEVIN, what DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM??? (full quote)
  Look what you did you little jerk (full quote)
  Kevin you're such a disease (full quote)
  1)That's what meghan said 2)what did I say? 1) you told Kevin tough 2) the dope was whining about his suitcase.. what was I suppose to do shake his hand and say congratulations you're a idiot? (full quote)
  #1 He was in the garage playing with the glue gun again.. #2 Did I burn down the joint?..I don't think so, i was making ornaments out of fish hooks! #3 my NEW fish hooks?! #2 i can't make ornaments out of the old ones, with dried worm guts stuck on em! (full quote)
  No clothes on anyone! Sickening! (full quote)
  Do you know where the shampoo is?! No. I can't believe that in a house with this many people theres no shampoo! (full quote)
  Mam, im 8 years old, do you think i'd be here ALONE? I odn't think so. (full quote)
  I'm a criminal. (full quote)
  1) Kevin, Get up stairs! 2) I am upstairs Dummy! 3rd Floor?? 1) fuller will be up in a bit. 2) NO, he'll pee all over me!! (full quote)
  15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble! (full quote)
  Bring me back something french! (full quote)
  Excuse me, is this toothbrush approved by the American dental Association? (full quote)
  Mom- say goodnight Kevin Kevin- goodnight Kevin! (full quote)
  keep the change you filthy animal (full quote)
  It's too late. Get upstairs. (full quote)
  Buzz, your girlfriend.. WOOF! (full quote)
  Tuff, Thats what Megan said. what did I say? You told Kevin tough! The dope was wining about a suitcase what was I supose to do shake his hand and say congratulations your an idiot! (full quote)
4307 KEVIN, what DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM??? (full quote)
8487 You left the water running again didn't you? (full quote)
10741 There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble. (full quote)
12362 Somebody pick up. PICK UP! (full quote)
14262 (puts the package of soldiers on counter) It's for the kids! (full quote)
14740 Look what ya did, ya little jerk. (full quote)
14740 1) Say good night, Kevin! 2) good night Kevin. (full quote)
14740 There are fifteen people in this house, but you're the only one who seems to cause trouble. (full quote)
20182 1.) Excuse me, are your parents home? 2.) yes 1.) Do they live here? 2.) No. (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle Buzz: ever heard of knocking, fligm-wad? Kevin: Buzz, can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep with fuller, if he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed. Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! Buzz: Hey check it out, Old Man Marley (full quote)
24986 1) Hey, by any chance, did you pick up a voltage adapter thing? 2) No, I didn't have a chance. 3) How am I supposed to shave in France? 4) Grow a goatee (full quote)
24986 Pack my suitcase? (full quote)
24986 1) Pardon me, are you're parents home? 2) Yeah, but they don't live here (full quote)
24986 You're completely helpless! (full quote)
24986 1) Can I sleep in your room. I don't want to sleep in the hide-a-bed with fuller. if he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed. 2) I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! (full quote)
24986 Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know that Mom is going to pack your stuff anyway. You are what the French call Les Incompetent. (full quote)
24986 1) Hi, are your parents home? 2) Yeah. 3) Do they live here? 4) No. 5) No. Why should they. All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage. (full quote)
24986 Kevin, you're such a disease! (full quote)
24986 Don't worry about me. I spoke with your husband already, and don't worry about your home. It's in good hands (full quote)
24986 I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! (full quote)
24986 Peter! We slept in!! (full quote)
24986 1) There is no way on earth we're going to make this plane. It leaves in forty-five minutes! 2) Think positive, Frank 3) You be positive. I'll be realistic (full quote)
24986 Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula (full quote)
24986 1) what else could we be forgetting? 2) KEVIN!!!! (full quote)
24986 1) Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando, Florida. Well, actually, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Do you know that the McCalisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do you know if these vans get good mileage? 2) Gee kid, I don't know. Hit the road! (full quote)
24986 1) How could we do this. We forgot him. 2) We didn't forget him. We miscounted. 3) What kind of mother am I? 4) If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. (full quote)
24986 Rose, hyper on 2! Hang on please... (full quote)
24986 You know you're one of the great cat burglars, Marv. You think you can keep it down a little in there? Huh?! (full quote)
24986 Excuse me, M'am? Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental Association? (full quote)
24986 1) Hey you, watch out for traffic! 2) Sorry... 3) Santa don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy. (full quote)
24986 1) I know I heard that name 'snakes' before. 2) Snakes ... I don't know no snakes (full quote)
24986 I'm Kevin McCalister. Instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, no presents ... and if he has time, my Uncle Frank too (full quote)
24986 1) We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know. 2) Yeah, he's a kid. Kid's are stupid. (full quote)
24986 The little jerk is armed! (full quote)
24986 1) Marv? 2) Harry? 3) Why the hell did you take your shoes off? 4) Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? (full quote)
24986 1) He's calling the cops! 2) From a tree house?! (full quote)
24986 My gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him! (full quote)
24986 1) Where's your mom? 2) My mom's in the car. 3) Where's your father? 4) He's at work. 5) What about your brothers and your sisters. 6) I'm the only child. 7) Where do you live? 8) I can't tell you that. 9) Why not? 10) Because you're a stranger (full quote)
24986 I'm desperate. I'm begging ... from a mother to a mother ... please! (full quote)
24986 1) I don't like the way that kid looked at me. You see that? 2) Ever seen him before? 3) I saw a hundred kids this week. (full quote)
24986 1) We made it! 2) Do you believe it. I hope we didn't forget anything... (full quote)
26523 Kevin:Mama you think I would be here alone?I don't think so. (full quote)
  1: Did anybody order me a plain cheese? 2: Yeah, we did but if you want any somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, cause it's gone. (full quote)
  (1)You ever hear of the South Bend Shovel Slayer? (2) No. (1)That's him. Back in'58 he murdered his whole family and half the people on the block with the snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since. (2)Well, if he's the Shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him? (1)Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies, but everyone around here knows he did it. And it will just be a matter of time before he does it again. (2)What's he doing now? (1)He walks up and down the street every night salting the sidewalks. (2)Maybe he's trying to be nice. (1)No way. See that garbage can filled with salt. that's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummy's. (full quote)
  where are you little creep? (full quote)
  (MUM)::somebody pick up,PICK UP.(OFFICER)::sorry mam (full quote)
  Santie don't visit the funeral home little buddy. (full quote)
  (1)Who is it? (2)Its me Snakes I've got the stuff. (1)Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here. (2) All right Johnney, but what about my money? (1)What money? (2)A.C said you had some dough for me. (1)That a fact...how much do I owe you? (2)A.C said 10%. (1) Too bad A.C aint in charge no more. (2)Whatta mean? (1) He's upstairs takin a bath, he'll call you when he get's out...Hey I tell you what I am gonna give you Snakes. (full quote)
  Two scoops sir? make it three, I'm not drivin' (full quote)
  Were goin out the window (full quote)
  (Marve) what if he calls the cops, (harry) what from a tree house (full quote)
  SHIT! (Marv when he was trying to break in and his shoe went in the house) (full quote)
  1) Is it true that French girls don't shave their pits? 2) Some don't. 1) But they got nude beaches. 2) Not in the winter. (full quote)
  If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. (full quote)
  Police Guy: You want us to send someone to your house just to check and see if anyone is home? Mom: YES!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  #1...Al, Leo, Flip, you been smooching wit' everybody #2 No it's a lie. (full quote)
  Harry- Well, where to now? Marv- Well, you promised you'd take me to the central park zoo. (full quote)
  Jimmy, stop that boy! (full quote)
  Buzz your girlfriend..woof!! (full quote)
  Did any one order me a cheese pizza. (full quote)
  #1 Yeah, kids are scared of the dark #2 your afraid of the dark too Marv #1 No I'm not #2 you are too. #1 not not not! (full quote)
  You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means (full quote)
  you keep using that word.i do not think it means what you tkink it means (full quote)
  When i grow up and get married, i'm living alone!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Can we take a direct flight to reality, or do we have to switch planes in Denver? (full quote)
  shut up (full quote)
  Kevin: This house is so full of people it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married I'm living alone did you hear me? I'm living alone, I'm living alone. (full quote)
  No clothes on anyone. Sickening. (full quote)
  Buzz...your girlfriend..WOOF! (full quote)
1335 1. Maybe he'll let us in, you never know! 2. Yeah! He's a kid, kid's are stupid! (full quote)
10929 You are what the French call 'Les Incompetent.' (full quote)
10929 We're going to Orlando, florida. (full quote)
10929 The Kenosha Kickers. (full quote)
10929 We sold 500 copies of Polka, Polka, Polka. It was mostly around Sheboygan. (full quote)
10929 Have yourself a merry little Christmas. (full quote)
10929 White Christmas. (full quote)
10929 Rockin' around the Christmas tree. (full quote)
10929 Run Rudolph Run. (full quote)
10929 Santa Claus is comin' to town. (full quote)
10929 When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. (full quote)
24986 1) Heather, did you count heads? 2) Eleven including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge and a pear tree. (full quote)
Marvin Acme This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'm Mitch Murphy I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando Florida, well actually first we're going to Missouri to pick up my Grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage? #2- Gee kid I don't know hit the road. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have reconizrd-- ...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka. Polka, Polka?(singing) Polka,polka,polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have recognized-- ...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka?(singing) Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist? (full quote)
Marvin Acme I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka?(singing) Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'm Mitch Murphy I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando Florida, well actually first we're going to Missouri to pick up my Grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage? #2- Gee kid I don't know hit the road. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You are what the French call Les incomp├ętent. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Okay half in this van and half in that van. #2- Have a good trip. Bring me back something French. (full quote)
29134 How you kids doing, huh? Good? Lot of action around here today, huh? Going on a vacation? Where you going? You hear me or what? You going on a trip? Where you going, kid? (full quote)
29134 Mom, does Santa Claus have to go through customs? (full quote)
29134 Is it true that French babes don't shave their pits? (full quote)
29134 1: Did anybody order me a plain cheese? 2: Yeah, we did but if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it up, cause it's gone. (full quote)
29134 1: Everybody in this family hates me. 2: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. 1: I don't want a new family, I don't want any family, families suck. 2: Just stay up there, I don't want to see you for the rest of the night. 1: I don't want to see you for the rest of my whole life. (full quote)
29134 How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmissioning? Does it have four wheel drive? (full quote)
29134 That's real. That's real crystal. It's real. Put them in you purse. Put em, put em, put em. Just...PUT THEM IN your PURSE! Uhhh, fill it up, fill it up, fill it up please. Thaaank you. (full quote)
29134 He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoes, he's going shopping? (full quote)
30083 1. He's calling the cops! 2. He's not calling---from a tree house?!?! (full quote)
30083 I'm dreaming...of a white christmas, just like the ones i used to know..*puts on aftershave* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! (full quote)
30320 1. What happened 2. somebody beat us to the job. 2. They were talking, then started arguing, one blew the other one away. He said his name was snakes. 1. Snakes snakes, I don't know no snakes. 2. He sounded like a snake. (full quote)
33061 Hmm a nice cheese pizza all to my self (full quote)
33061 were the wet bandits shutup you idiot (full quote)
33061 Because your a stanger (full quote)
33501 Hi ya Paaaal! (full quote)
33501 I can't sleep with him he'll pee all over me. (full quote)
33501 1>We'll come back later when it's dark. 2>Yeah, kids are ascared of the dark. 1>You're scared of the dark too Marv. (full quote)
39864 Look what you did--you little JERK! (full quote)
40824 You're what the french call, le incompetant (full quote)
41892 I wouldn't let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my ass! (full quote)
41892 A lovely cheese pizza just for me. (full quote)
41892 This is my house i have to defend it! (full quote)
45733 If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. (full quote)
45733 If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. (full quote)
adp08 Look what you did you little jerk! (full quote)
Bearcat Oowww you're missing some teeth. (full quote)