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Kindergarten Cop - 1990 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  your not so tough without your car,are ya? (full quote)
  your not so tough without your car,are ya? (full quote)
3505 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. (full quote)
3505 My dad is a Cynagologist and he looks at vaginas all day long. (full quote)
4049 Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine (full quote)
265 It's NOT a tumor! (full quote)
4538 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. (full quote)
  i'm not a policeman, i'm a princess (full quote)
4654 First...........I would like to just get to know you! (full quote)
1501 They're horrible! (full quote)
6392 1: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. [cocks gun] My name is John Kimble, and I love my car. 2: Oh, man, we're just gonna keep an eye on it, alright? (full quote)
6392 1: They're six year olds. How much trouble can they be? 2: On second thought, take the gun. (full quote)
6392 1: I can't let him see me without my makeup! 2: None of us are wearing makeup. 1: You're married, you're allowed to look like slobs. (full quote)
  I'm the party pooper! (full quote)
  1) Reading, writing arithmetic 2) Reading, writing arithmetic 1) Too much homework makes me seek 2)Too much homework makes me seek 1) When it comes to pass the test 2)When it comes to pass the test 1) Kindergarten is the best!! 2) Kindergarten is the best!!! (full quote)
7887 My dad works on computers all day and erm.... he has a mustach and a beard. right? yeahhe dosent have that much hair and his head is so bald that he cant wear any hats! (full quote)
7887 You cant just come in here and put a gun in my face, i'm tring to get a manicure! (full quote)
7887 Come on cindy, i'll even cook 'ya dinner! (full quote)
7887 I've never seen someone so little eat so much! (full quote)
7887 Is your wife OK sir? Compared to what? (full quote)
Shadrach 1) This is a ferret. 2) what's a ferret? 1) THIS is a ferret. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Do you happen to know anyone that isn't better than me? 2) I don't know that many people. (full quote)
  Who is your daddy, and what does he do? (full quote)
8941 DOMINIC GET down!!! (full quote)
Splent -Our mom says our dad's a real sex machine. -Good. (full quote)
Splent My dad's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long. (full quote)
Splent -whats the matter? -I have a headache. -It might be a tumor. -Its not a TOOMUH!!!! (full quote)
Splent -Boys have a penis! Girls have a vagina! hahahahahah -well! You taught them the basics! That's important. (full quote)
9213 1) Aren't you going to break it up? 2) No, two more days of this and he'll quit. (full quote)
9213 No more complaining! No more Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom! Nothing! There is no bathroom! (full quote)
9213 Lowell: Did she die? Hagley: No, Lowell, she went to see someone. Lowell: Did they die? Hagley: No! Lowell: Everyone dies you know. Hagley: Yes, but not for a long, long time. (full quote)
9213 Mr. Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet. Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess. Mr. Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet. Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess! Mr. Kimble: Take it back! Emma: All right. (full quote)
9841 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. (full quote)
  Hey mister, what happened to your dog? (full quote)
woody You don't understand. I have nowhere else to go. I have nothing else to do. I'm gonna be with you days, nights, weekends, holidays. I'm gonna hang out with you until the end of time. (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut Kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it. (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut Not so tough without your car, are you? (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut I am the party pooper! (full quote)
PistachioMcHazelnut Is your wife okay sir? P2: Compared to what? (full quote)
14043 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. (full quote)
  It's not a tumor! (full quote)
  you should be cleaning up the paint, you should be reading stories about bears that go shopping. (full quote)
  what happened to your dog? its not a dog, its a ferret! (full quote)
  PUT THE COOKIE down (full quote)
  1)How was it? 2) (with face pressed on the bed so it sounds all muffled) Go away (full quote)
  who are you? (full quote)
  I'm a cop you idiot! (full quote)
  JOYCE! where's Dominck?! (full quote)
  My name is John Kimball and i love my car. (full quote)
  Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. (full quote)
  O'HARA: We're not who you think we are. KIMball: We're police officers. (full quote)
  SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! (Governor Schwarzenagger) (full quote)
  You like to eat other people's lunches? Stop it! (full quote)
  I'm a cop you idiot (full quote)
  My dad hasn't done anything since the craash. (full quote)
  1) If he bites you, you get rabies and you die 2)Now that's not true, he never bites (full quote)
  i'm a cop you ediot (full quote)
  i'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and want then answered immediatly (full quote)
  They're only six years old. How much trouble can they be? On second thoughts, take the gun. (full quote)
  Little Boy: Mr. Kimbell your my hero (full quote)
  Mr. Kimbell your my herom. (full quote)
  Some random dude: Hey, who the hell are you? Arnold: I'm the party pooper (full quote)
  My dad doens't do anything since the crassssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (full quote)
  Who is your Daddy and what does he do? (full quote)
  Im A cop you idiot (full quote)
  im detective john kimble! (full quote)
  oh phoebe o'hara stick that cattle prong up my ass and let me feel it. I touched dominick's chocalate starfish and then made him lick my finger (full quote)
1023 Who is your daddy and what does he do? (full quote)
10929 I'm a cop, you idiot! (full quote)
10929 STOP IT! (full quote)
10929 Just don't throw up on me. (full quote)
10929 --They're six-year-old kids. How much trouble can they be? --On second thought, you better take the gun. (full quote)
14854 (A)I have a headache. (B) Maybe it's a tumor. (A)It's not a tumor. (full quote)
tenar They're six year olds. How much trouble can they be? On second thought, take the gun. (full quote)
20947 I'm not a policeman, I'm a PRINCESS! (full quote)
20947 It's NOT a TUMAH!! (full quote)
20947 You're not so touph without your CAR, are ya?? (full quote)
20947 1: where's my grandson? 2: I don't know... 1: {shoots the wall} where'S MY GRANDSON? 2: Go to hell! 1: That's where you're going! 3: {beats the hell out of 1} You're not so tough without your CAR, are ya? (full quote)
20947 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina! (full quote)
20947 Kimball: Allow me to introduce myself. {PULLS OUT HUGE GUN} My name is John Kimball. And I LOVE my car. (full quote)
20947 I'm the party pooper. (full quote)
TWhitley It's not a tumor. (full quote)
26373 I'm a cop you idiot ! (full quote)
31544 The real action is in kindergarten. (full quote)
38983 Mr. Kimbel are you allright? (full quote)
42227 Kid: Mr. Kimbell your my hero (full quote)
bigclaude 1) Maybe it's a tumor 2) It's not a tumor!! (full quote)