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Look Who's Talking Too - 1990 Movie Quotes


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  Someone's loud and opinionated. (full quote)
  First, a lousy birth, and now this. Jeez, life sucks! (full quote)
  Julie: Let's take stock here.My brother is 27 pounds of stupid. My parents are OK seperatly,but,as a couple, they stink. James: ...I'm just saying you don't have to put me in a ----ing drass ,ok. Julie: I guess your my only friend,Herbie. (full quote)
2946 Here shoes, have a drink,la la la la la (full quote)
1212 You mess with my mother, you mess with me. (full quote)
4307 As God is my witness, I'm going to learn how to walk, and get the hell outta here. (full quote)
4307 1. Hiya, Julie. I'm your big brother, Mikey, and I'm gonna be in charge of your life for the next 2 or 3 years, smackin' you around, gettin' you in shape, teachin' you things. Anything you need, don't be afraid to ask. 2. Who's this asshole? 1. Of course you're tired after all that travelling, especially that long trip down the birth canal...heh heh. 2. Stop. You're killin' me. 1. I got you a little something for coming into the world, and here it is. Have a cow. 2. WAAAHHH! Go away! 1. Fine. Don't have a cow. (full quote)
4307 1. Hiya, Julie. I'm your big brother, Mikey, and I'm gonna be in charge of your life for the next 2 or 3 years, smackin' you around, gettin' you in shape, teachin' you things. Anything you need, don't be afraid to ask. 2. Who's this asshole? 1. Of course you're tired after all that travelling, especially that long trip down the birth canal...heh heh. 2. Stop. You're killin' me. 1. I got you a little something for coming into the world, and here it is. Have a cow, honey. 2. WAAAHHH! Go away! 1. Fine. Don't have a cow. (full quote)
4307 1 and 2 (singing): Come along and be my potty boy, come along and be my potty boy, come along and be my potty boy, and you can potty, too. Yes, you. 3. Is this really an apropriate subject for a musical? 1. You've got to fight for your right to potty. 1 and 2: You've got to fight for your right to potty. (full quote)
4307 I've heard life is short, but this is ridiculous. (full quote)
4307 Now, I'll never get that tune out of my head *snore* (full quote)
4307 1 and 2 (singing): Come along and be my potty boy, come along and be my potty boy, come along and be my potty boy, and you can potty too, yes you. 3. Is this really an apropriate subject for a musical? 1 and 2: My girl likes to potty all the time, potty all the time. You've got to fight for your right to potty. You've got to fight for your right to potty. (full quote)
4307 I don't care what they say. That hat's never going to fit me. (full quote)
  Uh, lemme get this straight. You want me to take a dump OUTside my diaper? (full quote)
  Uncle Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid idea and they lost their shirts, so why don't you just (Satanic voice) ALLOW THE FUCKING CONDUCTION!!! (full quote)
4307 Oh, no. Don't tell me you're going to pull that'Sir, my daughter left her shoe inside. Can we go get it?' gag. (full quote)
4307 Why is it, that every time I drink out of the milk cartons, I get a lecture, but then Travis Bickle moves in with us, with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay? (full quote)
  Oh man, this is great! My wife would never let me drive with the top down. She says that causes skin cancer! (referring to the cigarette) And this causes emphysema! (referring to the bottle) And this causes a liver disease! (full quote)
Splent Ok, I don't care what they say. I ain't pooping in that thing I got my standards. (full quote)
Splent Oh, no its the tadpole squad! EWWWWWWWWW! EWWWWWWWW! (full quote)
Splent Hey, you're supposed to give me some PEEPEE! where's that peepee? We're talking about peepee here! I NEED THAT PEEPEE!!!!!! (full quote)
1250 Hey, my friend is back! Oh. Now I remember. He killed my friend. (full quote)
8487 You killed my friend!! (full quote)
4307 Well, here I am. All conceived and nowhere to go. (full quote)
4307 1. Now, she'll probably be knocked out for a while after she gets this shot, so no driving or operating heavy machinery. 2. I'm only one, and I know that's not funny. (full quote)
20947 Boy: Here, have a cow. (GIRL CRIES) Boy: Alright, don't have a cow. (full quote)
20947 Here, have a cow. (full quote)
  Maybe Eddie was right, maybe I should have a talk with my peepee. ok I'm getting ready to go to the potty so don't come. I can still fell them in there, ok ok don't come out don't come out (full quote)
  hey i got a good idea lets go take my sister for a walk and of course he would have a friend and there both smuhks hey eddie i don't think she's gonna like the lions Juile starts crying Mommy Mommy!!! mikey don't ever do that agin you made momma's heart jump right in my thorat Mom do you have to be so drastic i was taking her for a walk i thought she'd have a good time (full quote)
  ok this might be a stupid question but where is julies penis i mean did it fall off did she break it in the tub no penis oh its ok he wants to know why julie doesnt have a penis you have to explain about girls and boys no just tell him why were difffernt no you do it ok mikey julie is a girl and you are a boy little boys have a penis but little girls dont have them cause they dont need them its like mommy i dont have a penis yeah but she got some set of balls but daddy is a big penis thats right whats that penis this one no penis how about this one hmmm tough call (full quote)
  First, A Lousy Birth, And Now This. Jeez, life Sucks! (full quote)
  OK, I can do it holding on. I wonder if I can make it to the couch. All right, here goes nothing. (full quote)
  what are you looking at? (full quote)
  1. I Know Someone That Is Not Funny. whats This? 2. I Can't Watch This Part! 1. OH MY GOD!!! (full quote)
  Yea, Mr. Potty, man, he eats the pee-pee AND the poo-poo. (full quote)
46800 Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny. (full quote)