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Misery - 1990 Movie Quotes

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3594 YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!! (full quote)
3594 Because if I die. (full quote)
3594 You poor dear thing! what are you doing on the floor?! (full quote)
3594 You must rid the world of this filth. (full quote)
3594 I think you should light the match, Paul. (full quote)
3594 I know you didn't mean it when you killed her, and now you'll make it right. (full quote)
3594 I'll except nothing less than your masterpiece. (full quote)
3594 You better start showing me a little more appreciation around her, MR. MAN. (full quote)
3594 Paul! You're dripping with perspiration, your color is very hectic. what have you been doing? (full quote)
3594 This isn't fair! HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR! (full quote)
3594 The rain...sometimes it gives me the blues. (full quote)
3594 Hi pumpkin!...(Paul sticks up his middle finger)Such a kidder! (full quote)
3594 Paul, YOU CAN'T!...Why not, I learned it from you. (full quote)
3594 Here, you want it, EAT IT!...YOU SICK FUCK! (full quote)
3594 It's weird, even though I know she's dead, I still think about her once in awhile. (full quote)
  1)...and to give it that little extra zip I mix in Spam with the ground beef. (full quote)
4538 I'm your number one fan. (full quote)
5110 1: what's the ceiling that dago painted? 2: The Sistine Chapel? (full quote)
5110 OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS! (full quote)
5110 Oh forgive me Paul for prattling away and making everything all oogy. (full quote)
5110 Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful. (full quote)
4921 Ohhhhh, Misery's alive! Misery's alive! (full quote)
4921 To Misery. (full quote)
Splent - Annie, whats the matter? - Whats the MATTER? I'll tell you what's the matter. I go out of my way for you. I do EVERYTHING to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you. And what thanks do I get? 'Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie! I can't write on THIS paper, Annie!' Well, I'll get your stupid paper, but you just better start showing me a little more appretiation around here, MISTER MAN!!!!!! - Ahhh! (full quote)
Splent You...You dirty bird. (full quote)
Splent God, I love you. (full quote)
Splent I'm going to get you, you cocksucker!!!!! (full quote)
Splent Here do you want it? EAT IT!!! Eat it, you sick twisted FUCK! (full quote)
Splent - Everybody talks like that. - They do NOT! What do you think I say when I go to the feed store in town? 'Oh, now Wally, get me a bag of that f-ing pig feed, and 10 lbs. of that bitchly cowcorn.' And and and at the bank do I go to Mrs. Bollinger and go 'Oh, here's one big BASTARD of a check give me some of your Christing money?' (full quote)
Splent Don't feel bad Paul (full quote)
Splent whats the ceiling that Dago painted? The sistine chapel? (full quote)
Splent Paul, the book you wrote just isn't fair. (full quote)
Splent Still got it. (full quote)
Splent There is a judgement higher than that of man; I will be judged by Him. (full quote)
Splent I have a big surprise for you, but first there's something you must do. (full quote)
Splent Well isn't that an oogy mess? (full quote)
Splent I thought you were good Paul. But you're not good. You're just another lying old dirty birdy. And I don't think I better be around you for awhile. (full quote)
Splent I'm not stupid, you know! (full quote)
Splent I love you, Paul. You're mind; your creativity. That-that's all I meant. (full quote)
Splent You crazy bitch. (full quote)
  Paul, do you know about the early days of the Kimberly Diamond mines? Do you know what they did to the native workers who stole diamonds? Don't worry, they didn't kill them, that would be like junking your Mercedes just because it has a broken spring. No, if they caught them, they had to make sure they could go on working, but they also had to make sure they could never run away. The operation was called Hobbling. (full quote)
  You cockadoodie! you poop! (full quote)
  Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Heavens to Betsey Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Heavens To Betsy (full quote)
641 Here you want it?!?! Here have it eat it till you choke you sick twisted fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
Splent I thought you were good Paul, but you're not good. You're just another lying old dirty birdy, and I don't think I'd better be around you for awhile. (full quote)
Splent 1.)You. You dirty bird. How COULD you? She can't be dead. Misery Chastain cannot be dead! 2.)Annie, in 1871 women often died in childbirth. But her spirit's the important thing and Misery's spirit is still alive. 1.)I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I WANT HER! AND YOU MURDERED HER!!!!! 2.)No, I didn't! 1.)WHO DID?!?! 2.)No one. She died, she just slipped away. 1.)Slipped away? SLIPPED AWAY? She didn't just slip away! You did it! You did it! You did it! You did it! You murdered my Misery!!!! (full quote)
Splent And don't think anyone's coming for you. Not the doctors, not you're agent, not you're family, because I didn't call them. And you better hope nothing happens to me, because if I die, you die. (full quote)
Splent Oh, it's so romantic! This house is going to be filled with romance! GASP!! I'M GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!!! (full quote)
Splent I know this isn't the only copy. When you were 21 and made wrote your first novel, you only made one copy because you didn't think anyone would take you seriously. And they did. And you haven't made any copies since, because you're superstitious. You told that story to Merv Griffin 11 years ago. (full quote)
Splent Virginia, when your on duty you're not my wife, you're my deputy. -Well, this deputy would rather be home under the covers with the sherriff. (full quote)
Splent Annie, whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't do it. (full quote)
Splent Think of me as your inspiration. (full quote)
Splent -Just leave it alone, alright? I told you I have a system. -Well, what are you looking for. -The thing. -what thing? -The THING! See here it is right where it's supposed to be. (full quote)
Splent -Annie, whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't do it. God sa... -Shhh, darling. Trust me. -God sakes! -Its for the best. -Annie, PLEASE! *crunch* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -Almost done, just one more. *crunch* -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! -God I love you (full quote)
Splent Oh, Paul! (full quote)
11007 YOU DIRTY BIRD (full quote)
11007 I'm your number one fan (full quote)
The Raven And there was rocket man, and he's just about to go over the cliff, when he jumps free! And all the kids cheered! But I didn't cheer. I stood right up and sharted shouting, This isn't what happened last week, have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! He didn't get out of the cockadoodie CAR!! (full quote)
The Raven Now that's an oogie mess. (full quote)
The Raven Annie) It's the swearing, Paul. It has no nobility. Paul) These are slum kids, I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that. Annie) THEY DO NOT! At the feedstore do I say, Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn? At the bank do I say, Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money! THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! (full quote)
The Raven I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan. (full quote)
tofuttiklein What's the matter? I do everything for you. I cook for you, I clean for you and what thanks do I get? Oh you bought the wrong paper Annie, I can't type on this paper Annie. Well, I'll get your stupid paper but you better start showing me a little more appreciation around here MR. MAN (full quote)