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My Blue Heaven - 1990 Movie Quotes


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4853 Are you trying to say capeech? (full quote)
4853 Why do you have this book? what do you got a problem with books? No, I don't have a problem with books but why do you need 17 copies of it? Well...in case I wanted to read it over again. (full quote)
4921 what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb. (full quote)
5104 what a day for a mow, eh? (full quote)
5104 ...Because you could melt all this stuff... (full quote)
  ...what's arugala?..it's a veg-a-table (full quote)
1501 So he puts the side of beef in my trunk, when the weather's cold, unbeknowst to me. (full quote)
7268 MAN: You shouldn't be in the frozen food aisle.WOMAN: Why?MAN: 'Cause you could melt ALL THIS STUFF. (full quote)
  my name is Todd. It's italian for extra special (full quote)
  Vinny- When did your wife leave? Barney- October Vinny- That's when my wife left! what is it about the month of October? Barney- I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as! (full quote)
  Have you ever been wrong about anything before in your life? Yes. Once. The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic. (full quote)
16086 great day for mow. (full quote)
  Are you sure he's a minister? I have a good friend who makes his living as a phony minister. For two dollars, I could make YOU an minister. Some people they take your money, but these people...they take your HEART (full quote)
  Have a nice day. Fuck You. (full quote)
18815 Are you sure he's a minister? I have a friend who makes his living as a completly phoney minister. For a couple hundred bucks I could make you a minister. (full quote)
20061 Man-You know it's dangerous for you to be here... Woman-Why? Man-Cause you could melt all this stuff. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn You know, you're a good-lookin' guy. Face it, you're a better-lookin' guy than I am. BUT I am always going to look them in the eye, and therefore, I am always going to get laid more than you, which is fundamentally unjust. You're into justice. This argument should appeal to you. (full quote)
23990 #1) what the frig is this? #2) A popover. #1) There's nothing in it! (full quote)
23990 I'd like you to meet my brother-in-law, Barney. He invented that valve dohicky on the artificial heart, don't ask me to explain. (full quote)
23990 The shoes, right! The shoes are tragic! (full quote)
23990 Like your shoes, it's a miracle she lasted as long as she did. (full quote)
23990 I'm in your debt forever, that's how it works. (full quote)
23990 It's Louie! Louie Vincinzi from San Francisco! How was she? Man's so fast, he doesn't wear pants, it slows him down. Don't get him mad! (full quote)
23990 You know, sometimes I even amaze myself. (full quote)
23990 #1)I love the Yankees. Linda loves the Yankees. So does Terry. #2) Who's Terry? #1)You are. (full quote)
23990 #1) Good morning, sir. Would you like to try a vanilla bran oat crunchie? #2) what do you think? (full quote)
23990 MAN: Would you like to dance? WOMAN: Oh, I'm a terrible dancer. MAN: So am I. But, I can do the merengue. WOMAN: They're not playing the merengue. MAN: They will. (full quote)
23990 Gimme a drink the night Mary was shot, I think it was a Bloody Mary! (full quote)
23990 1. I wish I could remember what the other one looked like. 2. The turtle died, and you're going to pass this one off as the dead turtle right? 1. Riiiight. 2. Trust me, they ALL look alike. (full quote)
23990 See, you see a problem. I see potential. (full quote)
23990 Spit that out! Spit that out right this minute, and return it to this woman! (full quote)
23990 1. (Talking to a parrot) Pretty bird. Pretty bird. Polly want a cracker? 2. It don't say 'Polly want a cracker.' 1. what do it say? 2. 'You're under arrest. (full quote)
23990 1. The car you stole belongs to the Reverend Malcolm Dickinson, he is the minister of the presbyterian church here in Fryburg. 2. Are you sure he's a minister? My best friend makes his living as a completely phony minister - for two bucks, I can make you a minister. Some guys steal your money, but these guys, they steal your heart. (full quote)
23990 My mother used to say be careful of women on diets 'cause they're always in a bad mood. (full quote)
23990 1. Next time I see you, you'll be eating white bread. You'll probably even like it. It's not bad with egg salad once you get used to it. 2. It's better than the slammer! 1. Yeah, keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. (full quote)
25031  You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section…. Why is that?… Because you could melt all this stuff. (full quote)
10929 -And where did you learn to jump start a car? -I had to learn to jump start ambulances, to get invalids to the dialysis machines. (full quote)
10929 -When did your wife leave? -October. -That's when my wife left! what is it about the month of October? -I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as! (full quote)
10929 -You don't tip FBI men! -Sure you do! (full quote)
10929 I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone doomed me to middle management. (full quote)
  1)whats your name? 2) Todd, it's Italian for extra special. (full quote)
  I'm gonna by you a flying zambo! (full quote)
  It's Richie Richie Paluchi from San Franscisco. What are you doin' here? The man is so fast he doesn't wear pants, slows him down. Champagne for everybody, what a fantastic guy! (full quote)
  It's not tipping I believe in. It's over-tipping. (full quote)
  For $10 I'll make you a minister (full quote)
  (singing) These little town blue's........ (full quote)
  your a good looking, maybe better looking dan me. But I get all da gils because I look dem in the eye. Always look them in the eye. (full quote)
  have a nice day. vinny: fuck you (full quote)
  Now when I say I'm with you, I don't mean I understand where you're coming from; I mean, I'm with you. (full quote)
  You're my boy blue! (full quote)
  ....5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a dispointing Christmas on many levels (full quote)
  My favorite uncle, Uncle Alfresco (full quote)
brilo211 what's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? ...You can unscrew a lightbulb. (full quote)
brilo211 whats ur name?...Todd, it's Italian for extra special (full quote)
brilo211 dont worry i didnt marry her under my real name (full quote)
brilo211 are you trying to say capeesh, well dont do it, it hurts my ears (full quote)
pogoman Vinnie: You know it's dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section. Chaldene: Why? Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff. (full quote)