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Problem Child - 1990 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Peabody : ... This child will be removed from this orphanage as soon as possible! Junior:Well hurry the hell up! I'm not getting any younger! (full quote)
4049 Yikes! A penguin in a pot! (full quote)
  We've adopted Satan! (full quote)
  Perhaps this was the one step too far. This could be a problem! (full quote)
7869 Oh my God, they're retarded! (full quote)
9213 Well, hurry the heck up! I'm not getting any younger. (full quote)
9213 Come on, little dork! I got something for you. (full quote)
9213 Drop your guns or I ice the padre! (full quote)
9508 And hurry the hell up!! I'm not getting any younger!!! (ding) (full quote)
  eat smily pies till we drop (full quote)
10094 I'd sell my sould to the Japanese if they made me an offer. (full quote)
9213 Oh my gosh! They're daffy! (full quote)
9213 Ben: TV? what's TV compared to the call of the wild bobolink and that spruce over there? (Ben passes gas) Junior: That's a pretty big bobolink! (full quote)
14421 1) Junior, I'm going to have to take your allowance back. 2) The whole buck?! Hmm...I wonder if he has change for a twenty. (full quote)
14421 Smiley Pies! I haven't had one of these for fifteen years! (full quote)
  I wonder if penguins can fly? (full quote)
  Perhaps this was the one step too far. This could be a problem! (full quote)
  Junior, come back here, you little heathen! Junior! Where are you, you little creep! (full quote)
22841 [The nuns are serving lunch at the orphanage.] Nun: Eat all of your stew, children. A growing body needs nutrition... [Junior approaches nun to be served.] Nun: ...AND DISCIPLINE! Junior: If it's so nutritious, how come I don't see YOU eatin' it? [Nun serves strange and gross looking lunch.] Junior as Narrator: I was never really sure which one I got; nutrition or discipline. (full quote)
22841 Man on TV: I know that there's no such thing in the world as a bad boy; I'm sure of that. Junior as Narrator: UH, what DOES HE KNOW?! [Junior as baby throws toy through window.] (full quote)
22841 [Junior has turned the baseball game into a nightmare.] Ben: [To himself.] We've adopted SATAN! (full quote)
  Junior: Please don't spank me, Mr. Healy. Ben: Boy, Junior. I don't want to, but you're going to have to be punished, so I'm going to take back your allowance. Junior: The whole buck? Ben: That's right. Just hand it over. Junior as narrator: I wonder if he's got change for a twenty. (full quote)
  He's the devil!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  easy on the ear. lady, I gotta hear outta the thing! (full quote)
  It's my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry if i want to you would cry to if it happened to you. (full quote)
  Alright smart mouth now you're gonna pay for it. (full quote)
  he's so big yesterday they didn't even have a kid now they have a seven year old that's gross i don't want him at my party.. LUCY... Ma he dresses like a man who created uncle leo. Lucy is turning six this week and i don't think we'll have a clown this year or baloons or ice cream... AHH i am having a birthday party saturday i think it would be nice if you came. (full quote)
  hey put that down that's mine these are all of my presents. I was only looking at it. Well get a grip and get away from it it's mine. Who's that.. He's a new boy but he can't play with us he's got cuties. And he's not even a real kid he's adopted... Ewe gross.. Alright girls and boys come on out time for the magic show... Alright... You can't come out... Why not. Because it's my party and get to say who can watch my magic show and who can't. (full quote)
  tighten that grip son and what ever you do hold onto the bat ok... Yeah good idea hold onto the bat... son of dork son of dork son of dork son of dork... hey junior drop the bat son... bangs ball onto pitcher ben-- no that;s no good... hey you can't do that whoa.... Drop the bat junior are you nuts. come on little dork i got something for you... Oh.. touch down catch down touch down.... We've adopted satan.. (full quote)
  father... i am here to talk about my son he does the most horrible things hidious things like my father hates him my wife hates it and i've had it within my self aaaaaaaaaaaaarhgggh... i failed father the kid hates me.. it's time i faced up to what i do have to do i am gonna take him back to the orphanage... (Juniour --- dad you don't wanna do that that's the worse thing you can do.. (full quote)
  i wonder if they want me to clean the floor. (full quote)
  There is no thing in the world as a bad boy i am sure of that--- TV Juniour what does he know... he throws rattle and smashes the window. (full quote)
  It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry to if it happened to you Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone But Judy left the same time Why was he holding her hand When he supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry to if it happened to you Play all my records, Keep dancing all night But leave me alone for a while 'Till Johnny's dancing with me, I've got no reason to smile It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry to if it happened to you Judy and Johnny just walked trough the door Like a Queen with her King Oh what a birthday surprise, Jude is wearing his ring I't my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry to if it happened to you Ooooh I't my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry to if it happened to you {fade out} (full quote)
  what? he's getting parold you know that guy he's crazier than me (full quote)
10929 You can have a kid in seven years. (full quote)
10929 I hope you guys are insured. (full quote)
10929 Smoke! (full quote)