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Two Jakes, The - 1990 Movie Quotes

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  If one of them comes to me, it means they're both miserable. And that's my job; putting people out of their misery. (full quote)
10929 I suppose it's fair to say that infidelity made me what I am today. (full quote)
10929 You can't trust a guy who's never lost anything. (full quote)
10929 I wouldn't extort a nickel from my worst enemy. That's where I draw the line. (full quote)
10929 You can follow the action, which gets you good pictures. You can follow your instincts, which will probably get you in trouble. Or, you can follow the money, which nine times out of ten, will get you closer to the truth. (full quote)
  what I do might not be reputable But I am. In this town I'm the leper with the most fingers. (full quote)
10929 --You are very successful. --Oh, I can't complain. --Does that means you are happy? --Who can answer that question off the top of their head? --Anyone who's happy. (full quote)
10929 --Does that mean he wants you to prove your own client is guilty of murder? --Yeah. --Well, is that ethical? --Larry, he's a lawyer. (full quote)
10929 You know something, Jake, you might think you know what's going on around here don't. (full quote)
10929 You can't fight the past any more than you can change it. (full quote)
10929 The problem with you, kid, is you don't know who you're kidding. (full quote)
10929 But my lawyer said to be very specific. (full quote)
10929 --He's a Jake, and I'm a Jake. --Yeah. How about that? Two Jakes. (full quote)
10929 Get pictures of everything, Larry. (full quote)
10929 Most cops' ethics are a little like the cars they drive: black and white. (full quote)
10929 Berman got the gun from somewhere in the motel room and fired it. (full quote)
10929 This is Homicide. It ain't your office. (full quote)
10929 Just remember, you have a fiduciary relationship with our client, Mr. Berman. (full quote)
10929 --What's B and B homes? --You're not thinknig, Jake. B and B homes. Bodine and Berman. (full quote)
10929 --What's B and B homes? --You're not thinking, Jake. B and B homes. Bodine and Berman. (full quote)
10929 We're talking about Katherine Mulwray. (full quote)
10929 Katherine Mulwray can give Jake a real bad time, you know. (full quote)
10929 I don't wanna live in the past. I just don't wanna lose it. (full quote)
10929 --Tell me how you got Katherine Mulwray to give you her land. --She suggested it. (full quote)
10929 Well, apparently, she retains the mineral rights to the subdivision land. Uh, Mark...thought they might be valuable. (full quote)
10929 Hand over the wire recording. (full quote)
10929 A nothing emergency? (full quote)
10929 They don't want Mexicans or Jews around. Let me tell you something else. The customer is always right. (full quote)
10929 You might think you know what's going on around here, don't. (full quote)
10929 What can I say? Trashy publicity's part of my business. The less you want the more you get! (full quote)
10929 Berman's x-rays said more than a couple of missing words on a wire recording. What's the difference who passes the sentence, a doctor or a judge? (full quote)
10929 That's oil. That's what Rawley and Bodine have been after. They're drilling under your subdivision to get it. (full quote)
10929 It never goes away. (full quote)
10929 Don't smoke in bed. (full quote)
10929 Sometimes its best to follow the piece that doesn't fit. (full quote)
10929 Mr. Rawley, I think you think there's oil under the B and B subdivision, and I think you're trying to get to whoever has the mineral rights. (full quote)
10929 The name of the game is oil, John. (full quote)
10929 Time changes things. Like the fruit stand that turns into a filling station. But the footprints and signs are everywhere. They've been fighting over this land ever since the first Spanish missionary showed the Indians the benefits of religion, horses, and a few years of forced labor. The Indians had it right all along. They respected ghosts. (full quote)
10929 You can't forget the past any more than you can change it. (full quote)
10929 Hearing Katherine Mulwray's name started me thinking about old secrets, family, property, and a guy doing his partner dirt. (full quote)
10929 I prefer matches, thank you. I love the smell of sulfur. (full quote)
10929 Most cops' ethics are a little like the cars they drive - black and white. (full quote)
10929 You know who else couldn't buy a house here? Me. I can build it and I can sell it, as long as I don't move in next door. They don't want Mexicans or Jews around. (full quote)