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Addams Family, The - 1991 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  It has to warm up, so it can kill you! (full quote)
  Don't tortour yourslef Gomez, thats my job. (full quote)
4710 wednesdayto girlscout: are they made from real girlscouts? (full quote)
  dead mans curve (full quote)
uglystars We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Aren't they dead? 2. Does it matter? (full quote)
uglystars That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! (full quote)
uglystars He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Children, what are you doing? 2. I'm going to electrocute him. 1. But we're late for the charity auction. 2. But, Mother... 1. I said no. 3. Pleeaaaase? 1. Oh, all right. (full quote)
uglystars Thing, you're a handful. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Please pass the salt. 2. And what do we say? 1. NOW. (full quote)
uglystars Wednesday, play with your food! (full quote)
uglystars 1. How long has it been since we waltzed? 2. Oh, Gomez... hours. (full quote)
uglystars Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven. (full quote)
uglystars They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool! (full quote)
uglystars Old business is old business and new business is new business and we don't discuss new business until next quarter! (full quote)
5391 I would kill for her. I would die for her...either way, what bliss. (full quote)
5402 Dirty pool, old man. (full quote)
2489 No Mr. Addams,I can not tell you where they met. Now please stop calling. (full quote)
6537 1.) Where's your costume dear? 2.) I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else. (full quote)
2489 I'm just your mother. You only owe me your entire existence on this planet. Please, Gordon, by all means, go, sing, dance, DATE! (full quote)
2489 Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job. (full quote)
2489 That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! (full quote)
2489 He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree. (full quote)
2489 1)Children, what are you doing? 2) I'm going to electrocute him. 1) But we're late for the charity auction. 2) But, Mother... 1) I said no. 3) Pleeaaaase? 1) Oh, all right. (full quote)
2489 Thing, you're a handful. (full quote)
2489 1) Please pass the salt. 2) And what do we say? 1) NOW. (full quote)
2489 Wednesday, play with your food! (full quote)
2489 1)How long has it been since we waltzed? 2) Oh, Gomez... hours. (full quote)
  I have a lot of things cooking in the bramuda triangle (full quote)
  ...she used to dance naked in the town square.....but don't worry,we told wednesday, college first! (full quote)
  i've got a lot of things cooking in the bramuda triangle (full quote)
8556 We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you. (full quote)
8556 (1)Aren't they dead? (2)Does it matter (full quote)
8556 (1)Is this made from real lemons? (2)Yes. (1) I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? (3)Yes. (1)I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? (2)Are they made from real Girl Scouts? (full quote)
8556 That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! (full quote)
8556 That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! (full quote)
8556 (1)Children, what are you doing? (2)I'm going to electrocute him. (1)But we're late for the charity auction. (2)But, Mother... (1)I said no. (3)Pleeaaaase? (1)Oh, all right. (full quote)
8556 Thing, you're a handful (full quote)
8556 Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job. (full quote)
  Gomez:Are you unhappy my darling? Morticia:I'm very unhappy my darling. (full quote)
  Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job. (full quote)
  Dont Be A Baby I Know what I'M Doing (full quote)
  YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU RAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG???? (full quote)
  Morticia: Imagine, darling, if Fester did come back. Half alive, barely human; a rotting shell. Gomez: Don't tease. (full quote)
peridot73 I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? (full quote)
8556 (1)Please pass the salt. (2) And what do we say? (1)NOW. (full quote)
8556 Wednesday, play with your food! (full quote)
8556 (1)How long has it been since we waltzed? (2)Oh, Gomez... hours. (full quote)
10929 Weird is relative. (full quote)
10929 Thing, you're a handful. (full quote)
10929 Showtime! (full quote)
beekers 1)Oh! I could just eat you alive! 2)Oh no, Margaret, too young! (full quote)
beekers Uncle Nicknack's winter wardrobe...Uncle Nicknack's summer wardrobe...Uncle Nicknack... (full quote)
beekers He had that thing on his fingers for an entire year -- Mother had to teach him to eat with his toes!! (full quote)
20947 Pugsley: Are they dead? Wednesday: Does it matter? (full quote)
20947 Girl Scout: Are you SURE it's made from real lemons? Pugsley: Yes. Girl Scout: Tell you what. I'll buy a glass of lemonade if you'll buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Wednesday: Are they made from real girl scouts? (full quote)
20947 And now, Fester Addams, we dance the Mamushka for YOU! (full quote)
20947 Wednesday! play with your food! (full quote)
20947 1: He has my father's eyes! 2: Gomez, take those out of his mouth! (full quote)
20947 Are they made of real girl scouts? (full quote)
20947 1: Gomez, why don't we all go for a drive? 2: And miss GILLIGAN?!?! (full quote)
1ajas Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way bliss. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Children, what are you doing? (2)I'm going to electrocute him. (1)But we're late for the charity auction. (2)But, Mother... (1)I said no. (3)Pleeaaaase? (1)Oh, all right. (full quote)
1ajas He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree. (full quote)
The Raven Wednesday): Pugsley, sit in the chair. Pugsley): Why? Wednesday): Because we're going to play a game. Pugsley): What game? Wednesday): [strapping him in] It's called, *Is There a God?* (full quote)
The Raven Gomez, last night -- you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. -- Do it again! (full quote)
The Raven 1): The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill. 2): Even with a chain saw! (full quote)
35712 Gomez: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you. (full quote)
35712 [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.] Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair. Pugsley: Why? Wednesday: Because we're going to play a game. Pugsley: What game? Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, Is There a God? (full quote)
35712 Pugsley: Are they dead? Wednesday: Does it matter? (full quote)
35712 Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons? Wednesday: Yes. Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? Pugsley: Yes. Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts? (full quote)
35712 Gomez: That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! (full quote)
35712 [Watching Pugsley sleep] Morticia: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree. (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Children, what are you doing? Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him. Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction. Wednesday: But, Mother... Morticia: I said no. Pugsley: Pleeaaaase? Morticia: Oh, all right. (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Thing, you're a handful. (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job. (full quote)
35712 Wednesday: Please pass the salt. Morticia: And what do we say? Wednesday: NOW. (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Wednesday, play with your food! (full quote)
35712 Gomez: How long has it been since we waltzed? Morticia: Oh, Gomez... hours. (full quote)
35712 Gomez: They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool! (full quote)
35712 Gomez: 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes! (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Gomez, last night -- you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. -- Do it again! (full quote)
35712 Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill. Grandmama: Even with a chain saw! (full quote)
35712 Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no? Gomez: I did not hate my mother. It was an accident! (full quote)
35712 [As they examine a rare and valueable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity] Grandmama: Let's keep it! Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them. (full quote)
35712 [Looking for something in a closet] Morticia: Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack. (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Margaret, about the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood. Margaret: He coughs up blood? Morticia: Well, not like he used to. (full quote)
35712 Wednesday: I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else. (full quote)
35712 Margaret: Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume. Gomez: It is a wonderful hat. (full quote)
35712 Grandmama: Dinner's gonna be late. [goes outside] Grandmama: Here, boy! Here, boy! (full quote)
35712 Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call. Gomez: Hello, Sally? Sally Jessy Raphael: Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet! (full quote)
35712 Morticia: Gomez, let's go for a drive. The whole family. Gomez: A drive? And Miss Gilligan? (full quote)
35712 Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before? Wednesday: He's only a child. Uncle Fester: That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular. (full quote)
35712 Gomez: [Watching home movies] You remember that fateful night? Uncle Fester: Um... Your first cigar! Gomez: What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted. (full quote)
35712 Margaret: This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you? Tully Alfford: Because I said yes. (full quote)
35712 Judge: [After a golf ball is hit through his window] Damn you, Addams! Gomez: Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full. Judge: You moron! (full quote)