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City Slickers - 1991 Movie Quotes


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3754 Hello boys. I thought I'd mosey on over here. You know, I've never mosied before. I've walked, I've ambled...I even sashayed once. (full quote)
3820 Have you ever noticed the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm. (full quote)
  gyifyfujyfvjyhu (full quote)
5267 Don't sew up anything that's suppose to remain open. (full quote)
5267 Ed, have you noticed the older you get the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm. (full quote)
5267 1.The other day you said you wanted to send Holly to a performing arts school. 2.Well she's got talent. 1.Talent? She was in one play and she fell off the stage. That's not talent, that's gravity. (full quote)
5267 1.That was flirting. 2.No that was politeness. That was have a pleasant and restful evening. 1.No that was I like your ass could I wear it as a hat. (full quote)
5267 1.Oh she's a Picasso now? 2.No she's not a Picasso. If she was a Picasso she'd have three tits. (full quote)
  hellloo..... (full quote)
6587 1)Hi Curly, kill anyone today? 2)Day ain't over yet. (full quote)
3605 women need a reason for having sex; men just need a place. (full quote)
3605 If hate were people, I'd be China! (full quote)
3605 He's right behind me, isn't he? (full quote)
3605 I crap bigger than you! (full quote)
3605 1) Hi, Curly. Killed anyone today? 2) The day ain't over yet... (full quote)
3605 I feel as happy as a puppy dog with two peters. (full quote)
3605 When you three first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle. (full quote)
  If hate were people, I'd be China! (full quote)
  Look! I made a cow! (full quote)
8826 1)Hey Curly, kill anyone today? 2)Day ain't over yet. 1)Yep, I'm gonna die. (full quote)
8826 She's saying hello! HELL-OOOO! (full quote)
5352 1)Let's just re-cap on what we've burried ....a trail boss..two horses 2) I can't beleive we burried horses 1) Well the impact really drove them into the ground , we just covered them up with some dirt . (full quote)
3605 1) No. A cowboy doesn't leave his herd. 2) You're a sporting goods salesman! 1) Not today. (full quote)
woody all)Yeeeehaaarrr! a)Do you feel like a shmuck? b)Oh Yeah! Big shmuck! (full quote)
woody A) I didn't make you run. B) No, a 2000lb rampaging animal spraying bull snot all over Spain, that's what made me run. You just made me stand in front of it. (full quote)
woody A) what can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup? B) Let's get outa here. A) no, I think we should recap what we've buried so far this trip. Well, we didn't realy bury them. The impact realy drove them into the ground, we just covered toem over with dirt. (full quote)
woody A) what can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup? B) Let's get outa here. A) no, I think we should recap what we've buried so far this trip. Well, we didn't realy bury them. The impact realy drove them into the ground, we just covered them over with dirt. (full quote)
woody A) what can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup? B) Let's get outa here. A) no, I think we should recap what we've buried so far this trip. Well, we didn't realy bury them. The impact realy drove them into the ground, we just covered them over with dirt. (full quote)
12666 ...if it were as interesting as baseball, they'd have a card for it with gum. (full quote)
11538 (Mitch)Who can that be? I know nine people and they're all here. (full quote)
20355 Excuse me, el doctor, don't sew up anything that's supposed to remain open okay (full quote)
azazel44 Value this time in your life, kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You'll call it 'a procedure' but it's a surgery. Sixties, you'll have a major surgery.The music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. (full quote)
  rollin rollin rollin keep them doggies rollin man my ass is swollen rawhide. get'm up move'm out wake'm up get'm dressed get'm shaved comb their hair rawhide. tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my theighs with a big wet strap of rawhide! (full quote)
24366 1. Do you remember what you asked for for your birthday? A cat scan! 2. I had a headache! (full quote)
KoolKatt L'ord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Lord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.' (full quote)
1ajas She was in one play and she fell off the stage, that's not talent that's gravity. (full quote)
  women need a reason to have sex men just need a place (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Lord, we give you Curley. Try not to piss him off. #2- That's it? #3 What more is there I've got chickens burning. (full quote)
  Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla, don't waste my time. (full quote)
  Mitch: Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, What happened to my twenties? Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering How come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call? By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? (full quote)
  Barry Shalowitz: Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time. (full quote)
  Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, What happended to my twenties? Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from highschool becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering how come the kids don't call? By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? (full quote)
  Don't waste my time, come on chalenge me..#2 ok sea bass #1 grilled or baked? #2 sauted, asparagus, potatoes au gratin #1 butter pecan wooof (full quote)
  She: I took one of those home pregnancy tests He: The ones on special? She: YES - and it came out BLUUUUE :-D (full quote)
  One thing. (full quote)
4927 I hate were people, I'd be China!!! (full quote)
4927 what did you use for protection? Paper or plastic? (full quote)
4927 A) Kill anyone today Curly? B) Day ain't over yet. (full quote)
4927 You ever notice how your girlfriends keep getting younger? Pretty soon you'll be dating sperm. (full quote)
4927 Phil, we're leaving! (full quote)
4927 The cows know how to use the VCR by now. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe I've been under a lot of stress lately. I lost my job, I lost my wife, and I have a really strange rash from crapping in the bushes. (full quote)
10929 Shut the hell up. (full quote)
10929 where did my heart go? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I'm calling! #2-Go ahead call him, I'm sure he's home. It's his night to be home with the other escaped Nazis, isn't it? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- So do you...do you hate baseball? #2- No I like baseball. I just never understood how you guys can spend so much time discussing it, I mean I've been to games, but I don't memorize who played third base for...Pittsburgh in..1960. #3- Don Hoak! #1&4 - Don Hoak. #3- Beat ya. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Hello boys. I thought I'd mosey on over here. You know, I've never mosied before. I've walked, I've ambled...I even sashayed once, but that was in front of the draft board. ... (full quote)
Marvin Acme I thought I'd mosey on over here. You know, I've never moseyed before. I've walked, I've ambled...I even sashayed once, but that was in front of the draft board (full quote)
31506 Shut up. Just shut up. He doesn't get it. He'll never get it. It's been four HOURS. The COWS could tape something by now. (full quote)