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Defending Your Life - 1991 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
1815 You make me think of my little poodle (full quote)
9316 how many days you looking at? (full quote)
11512 How much do you have to give? what's the total? (full quote)
11512 You like pies? Ima gonna bringa you nine pies! (full quote)
12708 1. I'm Prince Valiant! Who are you? 2. Dinner. (full quote)
24366 TAKE A PISS! (full quote)
24366 Little brains....it's what we like you call you people. (full quote)
24366 #1. How about you, sir....how did you die? #2. On stage, like you! (full quote)
734 ...and you didn't want to toot your own horn. (full quote)
  Nine Days! (full quote)
24366 1) Do you have a jacuzzi in your room? 2) No...you? 1) ...uhh...no it's not IN my room, it's in my bathroom....in fact it might not even me a jacuzzi, I think it's just HOLES in the tub! (full quote)
24366 1) Do you have a jacuzzi in your room? 2) No...you? 1) ...uhh...no it's not IN my room, it's in my bathroom....in fact it might not even be a jacuzzi, I think it's just HOLES in the tub! (full quote)
24366 I died pissed. (full quote)
  Waitress: Good morning! Daniel: Good morning Daniel: So what's good here? Waitress: Everything we have is sensational Daniel: How's the cheese omlette? Waitress: Sensational Daniel: I'll take it and some orange juice (Waitress returns) Daniel: This was'nt made for someone else was it? Waitress: No, it was made just for you Daniel: That fast? Waitress: Fast and delicious! Eat all you want! (full quote)
  guide: Good afternoon and welcome to Judgment City, You just had quite a long journey. So, for now sit back and relax. Considering the transformation you just made, you really won't have any choice. Even though this isn't the Earth, our surroundings should seem very familiar and pleasing to you. For example, how many like to play golf? You're not able to get your hands up just yet, but good, there are three championship golf courses. (full quote)
  Gee, try not to show the 750 first, now my car looks like a turd. (full quote)
  DIAMOND: I use 48 percent of my brain. Do you know how much you use? DANIEL: 47? DIAMOND: 3. DANIEL: I use 3 percent of my brain? Then I'm the dunce of the universe! (full quote)
  Do we all have to hear that?! (full quote)
  That was life, oo ah, that's how you lived it and now you little brains are here to defend it. I know you're gonna do just swell, if not, you'll go to hell.(singing). I'm just kidding. (full quote)
  So, the moral of this story is folks, if you gotta fart, go outside. (full quote)
  DANIEL: what are you eating? DIAMOND: You wouldn't like this. DANIEL: I'm curious, what is it? DIAMOND: Good, you're curious, I like that! Wanna try? DANIEL: Yeah, it looks so weird.(spitting out food) Oh my god! DIAMOND: A little like horseshit! (full quote)
  Sign in Judgment city: Judgment city's OLdest Nightclub- The Tropicana- Dining, Dancing, Entertainment- 2 Blocks west of Defender's Circle. (full quote)
MovieMan31 welcome to the Past Lives Pavillion (full quote)
37904 I was driving to work this morning thinking I will be here, in two months, it will be 10 years and your'e like my real family, isn't that tragic? I got a call from my mother this morning wishing me a happy birthday hinted around the fact that I wasn't making enough money, if you'll call are you still making that same salary honey a hint. And my ex-wife used to say the same thing, only she nevr used the word honey. So, maybe in 3 years I can double my income? (Good luck!)4 years? So your'e great people to work with, this is a great present and I wish I can squeeze you all into one pretty woman, and if you'd like to go to my office, ill try, thank you, thanks a lot (full quote)
10929 Something's coming. (full quote)
10929 Actually there is no hell. Although I hear L.A. is getting very near. (full quote)
SammyJankis I present to you... BIG BEAR. (full quote)
  Nine days? You better have more sake. (full quote)