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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - 1991 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 I had to get up at the buttcrack of dawn! (full quote)
4051 The dishes are done, man. (full quote)
  Park it yourself, Metallica breath! (full quote)
  wheres that clown dog smile? (full quote)
6826 Sure She's gonna fit? How tha hell should I know I've never done this before. Well neither have I. Let's hack off her head. Yeah! (full quote)
6826 Sure She's gonna fit? How tha hell should I know I've never done this before. Well neither have I. Let's hack off her head. Yeah! (full quote)
6826 Sue Ellen: Kenny save your last 3 brain cells. What if you need them? Kenny: I won't. Sue Ellen: That's right, you'll never need them, because there's always gonna be some moron stupid enough to take care of you. Kenny: What is your problem? Sue Ellen: You couldn't even mow the lawn today. Your worthless. I have had a very rough day and I'm trying to get ready for a date. When are gonna start helping me you lazy little punk?!? Kenny: PMS city man. (full quote)
6826 Kenny, save your last 3 brain cells. What if you need them? (full quote)
5983 Sue Ellen, every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in her house! (full quote)
5983 Check these babies out! Beautiful Belgian Waffles. Julia made them on her show yesterday. (full quote)
7557 Alright you little maggots now line up! (full quote)
  i'm right on top of that, rose (full quote)
9711 Dishes are done, man. (full quote)
  TV rots your brains (full quote)
8992 The dishes are done man!! (full quote)
12818 Rose: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm? Sue Ellen: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara. (full quote)
13820 Mama Celest face up...I go to work. Mama Celest face down...you're selling carnations on a freeway off ramp. (full quote)
14740 what???!!! Oh...hi mom. (full quote)
19589 Sue Ellen, where's the babysitter? (full quote)
SillySarah what are with the name tags? (full quote)
24986 1) Where did you get the money to pay for this? 2) Your money....your petty cash money 3) Zach! I bought a pair of boots and a magazine! You bought a whole entertainment system?! (full quote)
24986 1) Hi, I'm here for the receptionist postion- 2) Hold! General Aparell West....oh I can't right now, I have to direct the icompetents who are coming here instead of personnel like they're supposed to. All right, all right! I'll be right there........YOU, are supposed to go down to Personnel, that is on the first floor, there's a great big sign that says....PERSONNEL! Do-you...un-der-stand? (full quote)
24986 Swell, where have you been? Where's the QED report??? (full quote)
24986 I mean what did she do? Copied it off a resume book? (full quote)
24986 We have to get rid of the old hag! (full quote)
24986 1) You should see the za-za diamond ring Zack bought for Cynthia. 2) You bought her a diamond? 3) It was a cheap. 4) Get it back! 5) I can't...a diamond is forever (full quote)
24986 Swell, remember...put on a Happy face! (full quote)
24986 1)I'm sorry, Swell, but I can't leave you kids alone. You're not old enough to run the show by yourself. Ms. Sturak is very experienced- 2) Of course she is, she's 200 years old! (full quote)
29100 Kenny: You can't just keep ordering us around. You're not the babysitter. Sue Ellen: That's right Kenny, I'm not. The babysitter's dead. (full quote)
29100 Kenny: You can't just keep ordering us around. You're not the babysitter. Sue Ellen: That's right Kenny, I'm not. The babysitter's dead. (full quote)
  We are in the bowels of the fashion industry (full quote)
lifesaver63 I'm Right on top of that Rose. (full quote)
lifesaver63 Yo Mad Dog! you wanna park the car....Park it yourself Metalica Breath. (full quote)
  Right on top of that, Rose! (full quote)
37302 . (full quote)
37302 1. How the hell should I know I've never done this before. 2. Well neither have I. (full quote)
37302 1. How the hell should I know I've never done this before. 2. Well neither have I. (full quote)
  Mrs Stureck? She's at the yarn store. Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doiley for the couch. (full quote)
  Mrs Sturack? She's at the yarn store. Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doiley for the couch. (full quote)
37302 1. Look lady I don't know what your deal is but you're not here to order us around. 2. I've had about enough of your lip missy, co-operate or I'll make your summer a living HELL! (full quote)
  Sue Ellen! Every girl over 20 has a cucumber in her frig! (full quote)
  Mom: where's Ms. Sturak? Kenny: She um, went to go buy yarn. Mom: Yarn? Kenny: Yeah she's crocheting this massive doiley thing for the couch! (full quote)
37302 (on the phone) God is definitely pissed off at me. I have no money, no boyfriend, you guys are gonna be in europe all summer. Yeah 'n my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins. (full quote)
37302 Look Mrs Sturac, whether you think that you can push us around or not, we have decided that we're not gonna take any more of your crap ok! (full quote)
41398 Try the Rosemary Chicken, I hear it's very tender. (full quote)