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Ernest Scared Stupid - 1991 Movie Quotes


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11205 Look! They're using those hook things! (full quote)
11205 How 'bout a bumper sandwich booger-lips! (full quote)
11205 Gee I sure hope you're from keebler! (full quote)
11205 You better leave me alone! I saw Hulkamania three times! Twice in slow-mode! (full quote)
11205 Ernest: She told me about this troll with red beede eyes and walkes like this. And that little booger lives right, down, there. BUT! He can only be awaken on the night before Halloween. Elisabeth: Like tonight Ernest: When a Worrel. Elisabeth: Like you. Ernest: Places his head on a tree... like this. And says ya I call thee forth Trantor. But what are the chances of that happening! (full quote)
11205 TRANTOR(the troll): You will pay for the sins of your fore fathers! ERNEST: I didn't have four fathers, I just had one, and uh I didn't know him very well! (full quote)
  ernest- monster penis is nice in the butt (full quote)
  trantor(troll)ernest lets forget this hole thing will we have hott steamy but sex with my grandma and i poop in ur mouthyou stick ur finger upmy butt we have dirty nasty smelly babies and i eat ur bunghole out (full quote)
  trantor(troll)ernest lets forget this hole thing will we have hott steamy but sex with my grandma and i poop in ur mouthyou stick ur finger upmy butt we have dirty nasty smelly babies and i eat ur bunghole out (full quote)
  well i dont have a quote to say but let me just say it's rated PG and he saw the hulkimania once in slow-mo just like to critique that.. well then thats it (full quote)
  Not even milk can stop me now! (full quote)
36721 Trantor the Troll: Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell! (full quote)
36721 what good is a wooden dog? Oh, sure they swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter? (full quote)
  Im a Ernest and im a fuckin homo who sticks a dildo up his ass (full quote)
  I've got to Save the Brussel Sprouts. (full quote)