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Hot Shots! - 1991 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4338 1) That's an interesting perfume you're wearing. 2) It's Vicks, I have a cold. (full quote)
  1) My god I got to pee. Had a better part of my bladder BLOWN off in guadal chanel. (full quote)
6277 for now. Pudding? Capt: No thank you sir. (full quote)
6277 Secratary: ANd if you ever put you hands on my wife again I'll... (knocking at the door) Admeral Benson: Come in, come in, I was expecting someone, THat's good for now. Pudding? Capt: No thank you sir. (full quote)
6277 How can I be an admeral with out my hat? (full quote)
6277 alpha velveta knuckel underware request permission for a... (full quote)
6277 1) those are some nice long legs. 2) Thank you, I just had them lengthened, now they go ALL THE WAY up! (full quote)
6277 1) By the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack. 2) But what about your landlord? 1) Ohh, you can do her too. (full quote)
6277 1) everyone, drinks are on me. 2) free Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
6277 1) Admeral Benson! 2) Really? That's my name too! (full quote)
6277 1) We have bogies at twelve o'clock!! 2) Really, that gives me twenty minutes, think I'll step out for a burger. (full quote)
6277 we have bogies at 3:00, ACHOO, ohh my god, a dozen more of them. And a blimp, a big shiny blimp slowly moving south! (full quote)
6277 I look at all you fine lads, and think to myself, what I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger and a woman. (full quote)
6277 many of you are thinking, what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of fabric just below the knees. So don't give me any shit. (full quote)
6277 the moral on this base is shot to hell. look out there, there's hardly a man moving! (full quote)
6277 Topper) (looking @ pictuers of a woman) cute! Dead-meat) Thanks, I try to stay in. You got any pictures of your family? I'd like to see em. Topper) Nahh, I don't have time for a family, it's the anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got my bike and the open road. Dead-meat) Ahh, a loner. Toper) No, I own it. (full quote)
6277 Man)Not Ilean Faffinbach, We used to spend our summers together in eagle river All) Eagle River !?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (full quote)
6277 Rabi mozel toff (full quote)
6277 Benson) ahhh, (falling down stairs) slipped on a crab. Man) what crab sir? Benson) don't tell me there wasn't any crab there, there was 2 of them. I went to Annapolis for god's sake. Man) Admeral, the strick begins at O-600 hours. Benson) then wake me up at Ohh, 5:30. (full quote)
6540 1st person: You think you can save him, Doc? 2nd person:I don't know, i'm not a very good doctor. (full quote)
8685 1) Put Obradowitz in a life boat and have him paddle in circles. 2) But sir, the mission could be for days. 1) Then put some food on the lifeboat with him, dammit do I have to think of everything. (full quote)
8685 1) How are you sir? 2) Hawaii? Dammit man, I am supposed to be in California. (full quote)
10471 Yankee doodle floppy disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milk Shake, checking in at seven hundred feet. (full quote)
14303 1) Topper Harley I presume 2) Once perhaps now I am called Tu-ka Chinchilla. 1) what does that mean 2) Fluffy bunny feet (full quote)
14303 1)Ramana! 2) Once perhaps now I am called Wah-Wah tukina 1) what does that mean 2) Little sizzling belly 8-) (full quote)
5221 1) I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful. 2) But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night. 1) Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl? (full quote)
Betsy Look, if I were joking I would've said, what do you do with an elepant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino. (full quote)
Betsy I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. (full quote)
Betsy That is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss? (full quote)
19224 Does'nt that bother anyone because it scares the living piss out 'o' me! (full quote)
19005 1) Are you OK, sir? 2) Why, what have you heard? (full quote)
  (1) For your information I'm at 100 feet. (2) Yah!.. I'm at Third and Main! (full quote)
25608 TOPPER:THATS AN interestING SCENT?ROMANA:ITS VICKS,I HAVE A COLD (full quote)
25608 TOPPER:DOCTOR,I THINK YOUR FORGETTING THE REAL PROBLEMS HERE DOCTOR:YOU'RE RIGHT,nurse CHECK HIS PENIS IS IT LONGER THAN MINE (full quote)
25608 TOPPER:WASHOUT,YOU MADE IT! WASHOUT:WHY THANKYOU ANDRE,ILL HAVE THE VEAL PICOTTO! (full quote)
28783 1.)Here are your batteries.2.)It's about fucking time (full quote)
10929 I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. (full quote)
10929 --You're quite a guy! --So are you! (full quote)
  Ramada: Topper you're staring. Topper Harley: No not really, I'm just lost in your eyes. That is the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss? (full quote)
10929 I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. (full quote)
  I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life (full quote)
  EAGLE RIVER!! (full quote)
  now i cant remember if i like duck or soup which one do you shoot. Duck sir (bang) are you okay sir. yes why what have you heard. nothing sir (full quote)
  No, if i were joking i would say, a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, Why the long face? (full quote)
  sign: Smoke, Nobody Lives Forever (full quote)
  1. I have walleye vision. 2.Isn't there something they can do for that? 1. There's a procedure called multioptipupilotomy, but to keep from damaging the delicate eye tissue they have to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man gonna take that route with me. (full quote)
  1. Oh my mirror! Here are your life insurance plans. 2. Those can wait until I get back. (full quote)
  I'm in a hospital, what could go wrong? (full quote)
  1. I am so sorry. I know this isn't much, but... 2. Thanks. With this winning lottery ticket, I can spend all this money on hats. (full quote)
  land of the free home of the brave (full quote)
10929 You know, I personally have flown one hundred ninety-four missions and was shot down during every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life. (full quote)
10929 Name's Pete Thompson, but, uh, everybody calls me Dead Meat. (full quote)
43367 I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. (full quote)
44862 Oh yeah there one more thing. (Gets hit in the head hard with a ding sound.) Never mind I'll get that it's probaly for me. (full quote)
44862 1. He started it. 2. Did not. 3. Your behaving like children. 1. He's being a jerk. 2. Am not 1. Are to 2. Am not 1. Are to to to to 2. not not not not to not. 1. Are to times ten. (full quote)
44862 1. We're shipping out tomarrow at 0 600. 2. good wake me up at 0h 5:30. (full quote)
44862 God I love a good funeral. (full quote)
44862 Wait a minite. Why are you mad at me? He's the guy who ate your father. (full quote)
44862 1. I got your batteries. 2. It's about fucking time! So who won? 1. We did. I fell in love with a women, and she threw me a curve. Herschizer. (full quote)
bdgraham Roger that millie vanilli chillie willie (full quote)
Bronzebird playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo and have to eat apple sauce through a straw and pork farm animals. (full quote)