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L.A. Story - 1991 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4073 Free your mind and your body will follow. (full quote)
4168 All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off. (full quote)
  Like that big phony, Winston Churchill. (full quote)
  This is news! This is truth! (full quote)
4623 I'll have a half double decaffeinated half caf, with a twist of lemon. (full quote)
7819 Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your robber. (full quote)
7819 1)Sandee, your breasts feel weird. 2) Oh, that's because they're real. (full quote)
7819 The puppy's a bit much, but you have to overlook those sort of things in these paintings. (full quote)
9276 Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy (full quote)
10216 Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurant and the skating and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true. (full quote)
  There's someone for everyone, even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them. (full quote)
  Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends? (full quote)
  SanDeE*,Big S, little A, little N, Big D, little E, Big E. With a star at the end! (full quote)
Enginjon I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day. (full quote)
Demar Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He said, ' is pretty stupid; with lots of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much.' Of course I'm paraphrasing: 'Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.' (full quote)
Demar I keep thinking i'm a grown up, but i'm not. (full quote)
28108 rather than doing an interview with me, which would be fascinating by the way, because of the interesting word usements I structure (full quote)
10929 Let your mind go and your body will follow. (full quote)
10929 Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends? (full quote)
10929 Some of these buildings are over twenty years old. (full quote)
10929 I keep thinking I'm a grown up, but I'm not. (full quote)
10929 And I though they were only supposed to take ten percent! (full quote)
10929 Let us just say I was deeply unhappy. But I didn't know it becuase I was so happy all the time. (full quote)
10929 --what did you have in mind? --Well, I was thinking of taking you on a cultural tour of L.A. --That's the first ten minutes. Then what? (full quote)
10929 --Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too. --Are you saying I'm interesting? --All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting. (full quote)
10929 --Why didn't you tell me you had just broke up with someone? --How do you know I just broke up with someone? --Because when men just break up with someone, they always run around with someone much too young for them. --She's not so young. She'll be twenty-seven in four years. (full quote)
10929 555-2312 (full quote)
10929 2GAT123 (full quote)
20947 It's 'Sing Do Wa Diddy'. (full quote)
20947 1: Sandi, your breasts feel weird. 2: Oh, that's cos their REAL. (full quote)
10929 She's not so young. She'll be twenty-seven in four years. (full quote)
  I don't think you understand how unattractive hate is. (full quote)
  more wacky, less egghead. And what was your name again? (full quote)
beekers I'll have a twist of lemon. (full quote)
beekers The first day of spring...Oh my God, it's open season on the L.A. freeway! (full quote)
beekers I'd like to try that new restaurant, L'Idiot. (full quote)
beekers 1: What time can I make noise here? 2: What kind of noise? 1: Deep, sustained booming noise. 2: Hmm...deep sustained booming noise...9:00. (full quote)
  the new phone books are here (full quote)
33944 [From the trailer] Did you know that the technology used to clean up the Alaskan Oil spill can also be used to suck fat from your thighs and chin?! (full quote)
33944 Gee, I'm done already and I don't remember eating... (full quote)
agwendolyn It's exactly like licking a shag carpet. (full quote)
agwendolyn ... and then I realize that you're not ready. You just gave off an illusion of readiness that I took not to be an illusion. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) English, French or Italian? 2) Gosh, you speak all those languages? 1) Actually, if it were French or Italian, I'd be out. (full quote)