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My Girl - 1991 Movie Quotes


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4364 I think it's my prostate. (full quote)
  He was going to be an acrobat (full quote)
  I'm not upset. I will never play with those girls. I only surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating. (full quote)
6981 1) It's only black when you're around, because you put me in a bad mood. 2) Maybe black means you're happy? 1) I don't think so. (full quote)
6981 I think lipstick looks fake, no one's lips are that color. (full quote)
6981 1) Don't worry, there's a strategy to bingo. For instance, on a given night anybody can win, but I play the odds, when choosing bingo cards, I use a range of theories from the laws of probability to avoiding duplicate number systems. This way you get much more activity. 2) Does it make it easier to win? 2) No. Just more activity. (full quote)
6981 No! He's fine. Fish are very resilient animals, you know. Don't worry, I won't get another fish. (full quote)
6981 I'm not asking you to stop feeling for those people. But life isn't just death, Harry. Don't ignore the living, especially your daughter. (full quote)
6981 Things are a little better these days; I finally swallowed that chicken bone, Judy and I are gonna be in the same home room and the republican party just re-nominated Mr. Nixon. (full quote)
6981 Dad, didn't you say you need prunes REAL bad? (full quote)
7598 Guess what? I beat Thomas J in monopoly yesterday. (full quote)
7598 My ball. I lost my ball. (full quote)
8487 1) Dad, i've been hemmoraging for quite some time now, and it could only mean one thing. cancer. I'm dying. 2) Sweetie, could you pass me the mayo out of the refridgerator? (full quote)
8487 1) Come on Vada, come outside. 2) Oh, i don't know. 1) Maybe we could go swimming. 2) Swimming? NO!! And don't come back for five to seven days!! (full quote)
  I Love you like my dad loves shelly. (full quote)
  Thomas J: Vada would you think of me? Vada: for what? Thomas J: If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler Vada: Sure (full quote)
  I gonna marry Mr. Bixler (full quote)
8487 If you weren't two hundred years old, I'd kick your wrinkled ass!! (full quote)
8487 So, have you suffered the feeling of recently losing a loved one? (full quote)
8487 Vada, I'm embalming my high school teacher. Don't sing. (full quote)
8487 He's downstairs working on Mr. Layton. Prostate cancer. Once it hits your prostate, you're a goner. (full quote)
8487 1) Miss DeVoto, this isn't a beauty parlor, it's a funeral parlor. 2) They're dead? 1) Yes. 2) Stiffs? 1) Deceased. (full quote)
8487 1) Meet Harry, Gramoo, and Vada Sultenfuss. 2) Vada Sultenfuss? 3) I like my name. (full quote)
8487 Our social studies teacher told us that the Lindberg baby was stolen right out of his house. I think I'll sleep with my window open tonight. (full quote)
  He can't see without his glasses! (full quote)
13018 He can't see without his glasses! (full quote)
13080 1: Do you like seafood? 2: Sure. 1: (opens mouth full of food) See? Food. (full quote)
14345 I used to love playing with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then I bought them a camper and all the time they just wanted to hang out in it by themselves, so I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff. (full quote)
14345 (talking about her period) I'm hemmorhaging! (full quote)
14345 1)Vada, did this happen in the bathroom? 2) (nods) 1)How old are you? 2)I'm 11 and a half. 1)It's okay. Come upstairs, we have to have a little talk. 1)My mommy and daddy did THAT?!! 2)It's actually a very beautiful thing. And look, there wouldn't've been a Vada. 2)I think it should be outlawed. (doorbell rings) Oh, that's probably Thomas J. I don't wanna see him. It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys. 3)Hi, Vada. Can you come out? 2)I don't know. 3)Please? It's really hot. Maybe we can go swimming. 2)No! Get out of here! (pushes him down) And don't come back in five to seven days! (full quote)
14345 In social studies we learned that some people stole the Lindburg baby right out of their house...I think I'll sleep with my window OPEN tonight. (full quote)
14345 1)Danny, this is Harry, Phil, Gramoo and Vada Sultenfuss. 2)Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break. 3)I like my name! (full quote)
14345 I'll take good care of these people, Mr. Sultenfuss. They deserve it; they're dead. All they've got left is their looks. (full quote)
14345 1)Daddy, why is that coffin so small? 2)They come in all sizes, honey. Just like shoes. 1)Is it for a child? 2)Uh...of course not. 1)Then what's it for? 2)Short people...very short people. (full quote)
14345 Mrs. Senate, don't worry about Thomas J. My mother will take care of him. (full quote)
14345 (Looking at a picture) 1)Is that your dad? 2)Yes. 1)Who's that with your dad? 2)It's my mother. 1)Do you remember her? 2)No. Gramoo says she's in Heaven. (full quote)
14345 1)Shelly where can I get $35? 2)She's crazy! She wants to go to school over the summer! 1)It's not a real school. It's just a writing class. I want to be a writer. 2)She just wants to go because her sweetie pie's the teacher. 1)SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH! (full quote)
14345 1)Did you read all these books? 2)Uh huh. 1)what are they about? 2)Mostly about love...romance. 3)EW! GROSS! (full quote)
  where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses. (full quote)
  where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses. (full quote)
  glasses glasses he needs his glasses (full quote)
  you can never wear enough blue eye shadow (full quote)
  My left breast is growing at a significantly faster rate than my right. That can only mean one thing, cancer. I am dying. (full quote)
  Weeping willow poem (full quote)
  You could be in a room of 100 men and not like any of them. Then you could be in a room with just one man, and he could be exactly the one you want. (full quote)
  weeping willow with your tears running down why do u always weep n frown? is it bcause he left you oneday? bcause he couldnt stay?weeping willow stop ur tears there is something 2 calm ur fears*u think death has ripped u forever apart,but i know he's always n ur heart (full quote)
  dfsds (full quote)
  Harry: He's gone sweetheart. (full quote)
  There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine) She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mind Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do We walked on (walked on) to my door (my door) We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine) I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime Whoa-oh, I knew we was falling in love Yes I did, and so I told her all the things I'd been dreamin' of Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine) I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do (full quote)
  vada- he forgot about when i wanted to be a magician, i was really good at making myself disappear. (full quote)
  she did not smell my flower and she did not touch my grass may be she was out of town (full quote)
10929 My girl. (full quote)
10929 Saturday in the park. (full quote)
14345 1)Say something it's too quiet. 2)Um...uh... 1)Just hurry! 2)I pledge alligence to the flag of the United states of America... (full quote)
19589 A girl can never wear too much blue eye shadow. (full quote)
19589 Shelly, I'd definitely hold back on that Hollywood thing. (full quote)
19918 1) He's allergic to EVERYTHING 2) Even chocolate 1&3) EVERYTHING!!! (full quote)
19918 Want to go tree climbing Thomas.J.? (full quote)
25827 I was born jaundiced. (full quote)
25827 good at kissing, and dancing, I'm very optimistic. (full quote)
25827 I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls, Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper, and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over a cliff. (full quote)
25827 The bees killed Thomas J, and I killed my mother. (full quote)
28848 Wanna go tree climbing Thomas J? His face hurts! Where are his glasses, he can't see without his glasses. He was gunna be an acrobat! (full quote)
28957 Weeping willow with your tears running down. Why do you always weep and frown?Is it because he left you one day? Is it beacuse he could not stay? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. On your braches he would swing. Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? You think death as forever you do part. And i know he'll always be in your heart (full quote)
29939 1) Well, what is it? I can handle it. 2) You are perfectly healthy. 1) That can't be, I have all the classic symptoms. 2) Sweetheart, did they bring Mr. Layton to your house today? 1) Yes. 2) Vada you've gotta stop this, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you! (full quote)
29939 1) Hey look! 2) At what? 1) That's Mr. Bixler, let's go talk to him. 2) I don't wanna talk to a teacher, it's summer! (full quote)
29939 1) Excuse me Harry, I finished Mr. Layton's hair. He kinda looked......... Harry, what's wrong with her?!? 2) Oh, she's just pretending. Vada, get up here and eat your broccoli! 3) (very sick sounding voice) I think it's my prostate. (full quote)
29939 Vada and Thomas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S- I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Thomas J in a baby carriage! (full quote)
29939 1) Didn't I give you a picture of what she looked like? 2) Yeah........ You don't like it? 2) This was the Reverend Porter's wife, you have her looking like a two dollar hooker. (full quote)
29939 1) Your lip bleeding? 2) No. 1) what's wrong with your eyes? 2) A girl can never wear enough eye shadow. (full quote)
29939 1) Well well well, what's going on in here? 2) Nothing, I'm dressing. 1) Oh, you're dressing, uh huh, Harry Harry Harry Harry, don't you know it's not nice to lie to your big brother? 2) HEY! WATCH THE HAIR!! THIS SHIRT GIVES!!! ALL RIGHT!!!! I'm going out with Shelly. (full quote)
29939 1) I just had a terrible thought Harry. 2) What's that? 1) I'm gonna be putting makeup on some of these people very soon. 2) Why d'you think these seats were empty. (full quote)
29939 Hey Shelly, who lives here? The Addams Family? (full quote)
29939 1) What'd you do that for?? 2) Who are you? 1) I'm his brother. 2) Oh then you'll probably be visiting us here quite often. 1) WHY?? 2) Because if he ever tries to take Shelly's camper again, I'm gonna bury him in my front yard. (full quote)
29939 1) After your mother died, he was sad all the time, but before that, he was pretty funny. 2) Really? 1) Now when I see him with Shelly, sometimes he seems like the old Harry. 2) My Dad was funny? 1) Well he wasn't one of the Marx brothers, but he made me laugh. (full quote)
29939 1) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Carnnk yu sheeee ik?? Can't you see it? 2) No. 1) It's there. 2) Vada there is no chicken bone stuck in your throat. 1) Dr. Welty, are you sure those are yours? (full quote)
29939 1) Okay, I know you've suffered a terrible loss, and there's really nothing anyone can do to comfort you, but I urge you to focus on the times you had with the camper, the trips you took, the sights you saw, those days are gone now, but they'll live on in your heart forever. 2) This guy bonking you? 3) Danny that's a real bonehead thing to say! (full quote)
29939 1) I'm running away. 2) where you running to? 1) California, I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. 2) I wanna live with them too. 1) No, you can't, they have enough kids, you'll have to live with the Partridge Family. (full quote)
29939 1) Why do you think people want to get married? 2) Well when you get older, you just have to. 1) I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler. 2) You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law. 1) It is not. 2) Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair. (full quote)
29939 Things are a little better these days; I finally swallowed that chicken bone, Judy and I are gonna be in the same home room and the republican party just re-nominated Mr. Nixon. (full quote)
29939 1) Vada? 2) what? 1) Would you think of me? 2) For what? 1) Well if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler. 2) I guess :) (full quote)
em326 Don't worry, my mom will take good care of Thomas J. (full quote)
43385 Vada: Weeping willow with your tears running down / why do you always weep and frown? / Is it because he left you one day? / Is it because he could not stay? / He found shelter in your shade / You thought his laughter would never fade. / On your branches, he would swing / Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? / Weeping willow, stop your tears / for there is something to calm your fears; / If you think death has ripped you forever apart / I know he'll always be in your heart. (full quote)
43385 Bill, I love you so, I always will I look at you and see the passion eyes of May Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day I was on your side Bill when you were loosin' I never scheme or lie Bill, there's been no foolin' But kisses and love won't carry me till you marry me Bill I love you so, I always will And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells I was the one who came runnin' when you were lonely I haven't lived one day not lovin' you only But kisses and love won't carry me til you marry me Bill I love you so, I always will And though devotion rules my heart I take no bows But Bill you're never gonna take those wedding vows Oh, come on Bill Oh, come on Bill Come on and marry me Bill I got the wedding bell blues Please marry me Bill I got the wedding bell blues Marry me Bill (full quote)
43385 I see the bad moon arising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see bad times today. Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. I hear hurricanes are blowing. I know the end is coming soon. I fear rivers over flowing. I hear the voice of rage and ruin. Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. All right! Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. One eye is taken for an eye. Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. (full quote)