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Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, The - 1991 Movie Quotes


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4210 I'll prove that this bastard isn't the scientist you think he is. He says that he has a tatoo of his mother on his ass. Now, look do you see anything???? Oops, sorry doctor. Do you want me to pull your pants up? (full quote)
5238 ...breasts that seemed to say, hey, look at these. Oh, yes, she reminded me of my mother, all right. (full quote)
5238 1. play our song, will you, Sam? 2. Ding Dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the wicked witch... (full quote)
8222 We can handle this like mature men, right Mr.Poopy Pants!?! (full quote)
11713 Truth hurts! Doesn't it? Although it doesn't hurt as much as jumping on a bike without the seat on.....It hurts! (full quote)
  jane: he was caucasian. y'know, white guy. 6 ft tall, moustache frank: awfully big mustache (full quote)
12153 (1) How are the children? (2) We didn't have any children. (1) Yes, of course. (full quote)
12153 (1) Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night? (2) He's Caucasian. (3) Caucasian? (2) Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten. (1) That's an awfully big mustache. (full quote)
12153 (1) Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago. (2) Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. (3) I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati. (1) No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. (2) He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin. (3) Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was north or South. (1) north. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia. (full quote)
12153 I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it! (full quote)
12153 Nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face lifts. (full quote)
12153 (1) You do speak French don't you? (2) Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way. (full quote)
12153 (1) Have you noticed anything different about him? (2) Well, only that he's a foot taller, and he seems to be left handed now... Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president? (1) Why that's brilliant, that's a lot better than what I came up with. (full quote)
12153 [Hector Savage is in a house surrounded by armed police... He makes his demands] Hector Savage: I want a car out front, something fun, a Porsche, then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica... And I want a nice hotel, no touristy place... Something really indicative of the people and their culture. (full quote)
12153 ...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't? (full quote)
12153 I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter. (full quote)
12153 [Lt. Frank Drebin and Jane Spencer are standing next to a nuclear bomb which is about to explode] Jane Spencer: Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you. (full quote)
12153 Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there. Ed: Sex, Frank? Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed. (full quote)
  Frank: Oh, and congradulations on Edna being pregnant again. Ed: Yeah, and if i catch the guy who did it. (full quote)
10929 Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 magnum used to mean everything to me. I enjoyed it. Well, who wouldn't? (full quote)
10929 I wany a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter. (full quote)
10929 --Is this some kind of bust? --It's very impressive...Yes. (full quote)
10929 --Nice beaver! --Thanks, I just had it stuffed. (full quote)
10929 --Do you gamble? --Every time I order out. (full quote)
10929 --I don't recall your name on the guest list. --That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name. (full quote)
10929 --Any final requests, Lieutenant? --Can I have the gun? (full quote)
10929 --You sure know your boxing. --Well, all I know is never bet on the white guy. (full quote)
  Kill Him! (full quote)
12353 Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. (full quote)
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  I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader. (full quote)
  Frank: It's like having sex. It's a painstaking, arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens. (full quote)