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| 4117 |
what a dope, he tripped on a rope. now look at him shivver
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| 3378 |
1) Why a spoon cousin, why not an axe or a- 2) Because it's dull you twit. It'll hurt more.
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| 3378 |
Well at least I didn't use a spoon.
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| 4066 |
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There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river, what a dope, he tripped over the rope. Now look at him shiver.
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| 3225 |
Something vexes thee?
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| 3225 |
You're not playing by the rules boy! Deer don't climb trees. Perhaps he thinks he's a game bird
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Either we faces the ghosts of the forest or we become ghosts ourselves!!!
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| 5352 |
1)Loxely !! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a..spoon ! 2) Then it begins !
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| 5352 |
You ! My room 10:30 . You-10:45 ... and bring a friend !
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| 5352 |
1) No-no that's my horse ! 2) A truly magnificant animal My lady
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| 6051 |
1. Look, mistletoe. Many a maiden lost her virtue thanks to this little plant. 2. In my country we talk to our women, we do not drug them with plants.
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| 6051 |
1. Well what are you doing here? 2. Following a lady's advice. 1. Oh...
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| Risika |
Nobility isn't a birthright it's defined by one's actions
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1) Did God paint you? 2) Did God paint me? (smiles)
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| 7294 |
1) Christian. Look, Look. How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem
2) God knows
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| 7350 |
All I remember is a spoilt bully who used to burn my hair
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A-How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
RH-God knows...
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fuck me..he cleared it!
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Ive given birth to 8 babies- don't talk to me about getting hurt you big ox!
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GG- Why a spoon cousin, Why not an ax..?
SN- Because its dull u TWIT it'll hurt more!
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| 7598 |
1; Would you do it for your king?
2; No. But I'd do it for you.
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| 7598 |
There was a rich man,
From Nottingham,
Who tried to cross the river.
what a dope,
He tripped on a rope!
Now look at him shiver!
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| 7598 |
And call off Christmas!
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| 2489 |
I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.
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| 2489 |
Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!
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| 2489 |
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER!
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| 3378 |
Now sew! And keep the stitches small!
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| 3378 |
IS THERE NO SUN IN THIS CURSED COUNRTY!!
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| 3378 |
1) Was she worth it? 2) Worth dying for.
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| 8733 |
1: You came for me. You're alive. 2: I would die for you.
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| 3378 |
He fancies you my Lady. I may be blind, but some things I still see.
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RH: Do you yield?
FT: .........I'd rather roast in 'ell!!
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| Cryslin |
Fuck me! he cleard it!
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| 9680 |
Hello my lover
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| 9680 |
Is there no sun in this cursed country
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| 9680 |
You whine like a mule
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| 9680 |
To the trees
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| 9680 |
Azeem, it's time to redeem that vow
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| 9680 |
no more boyish gestures
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All I remember of you is a spoiled bully who used to burn my hair as a child.
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Richard: Hold I speak. I will not allow this wedding to procide... UNLESS i'm allowed to give the bride away. You look radiant cousin.
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| 10286 |
... no blades... no bows... leave your weapons here.....
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| 3378 |
So. You've sold your soul to Satan your grace.
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Robin Hood: Has English Hospitality Changed That Much In Six Years. That A Friend Of Mine Is Not Welcome At This Table.
Peasent: But He is A Savage Sire..
Robin Hood: That He Is But No more Than You Or I. And Don't Call Me Sire..
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| 10641 |
To the trees.
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That's my wife, crone!
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| 10815 |
wulf: she know's every man's thoughts, you can see right through her and she flies
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| 10815 |
Is it true boy, did you kill a deer?
Hundreds of 'em.
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| 10053 |
Loxley!! I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!!
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| 11442 |
I'll cut your heart you with a spoon!
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| 11803 |
You're my BrothER man!!!!!!
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| 11816 |
1)why a spoon cousin? why not a sword or an axe?
2)Because its dull you twit, it'll hurt more!
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| 11413 |
oh Is this your finger??
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Men will speak of love when it serves their purpose and when it is not, it is a burden to them!
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| 12774 |
For the good of all men and the love of a woman, he faught to uphold justice by breaking the law.
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| 13331 |
M:Do me a favor R: what? M: Take a bath
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| 12206 |
(ScreamS) ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!
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what about our kids, they've taken everything they've got too.
Then, by God we take it back!
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Robin ~ Look, mistletoe. Many a maid lost a resolve to this little plant. Akeem ~ In my country, we talk to our women, we do not drug them.
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Robin ~ Was she worth it? Akeem ~ (completly somber) Worth dying for.
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You whine like a mule.
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| 16774 |
Robin: I have seen the noblest knight run at the sight of battle. And I have seen the lowliest squire pull a spear from his own body to protect a dying horse.
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| 19755 |
m) there's a price on your head! r) how much? m)100 gold peices! r) is that all..i shall have to annoy the good sherrif more, soon it will be a thousand!! m) for a thousand i'd turn you in myself!
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| 20973 |
Because it's blunt you twit it'll hurt more!
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It's so peaceful here, it's like we're the only two people on earth
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| 24939 |
There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river! what a dope, he tripped on a rope, now look at him shiver!
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| 24939 |
1) Any bright ideas?
2) Get up. Move faster.
1) Move faster. good idea.
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I'll cut your heart out with a spoon
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| 18939 |
something vexes thee?
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| 27369 |
Behold! Azeem ibin Ashere al Bacree! I am not one of you, but I fight! I fight with ______! I fight against the tyrant who holds you under his boot! If you would be free men, you must fight! Join us now!
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| 27369 |
Did God paint you?
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| 27369 |
1)Been sheltering outlaws, Lady ______? 2)Their thieves, you imbecile. 1)You're lucky they did not steal your virtue as well.
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| 27369 |
This is English courage.
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Nobility is not a birthright: it is defined by one's actions.
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| JenniferJayde |
I fulfill my vows when I choose. You are still alive.
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| 19580 |
You! My room...10:30! You...10:45! And bring a friend!
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| kitti |
#1)Is she worth it?
#2)Worth dying for.
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| kitti |
Only in my dreams have i dreamed of a place so beautiful.
2)Then dream us a way across...We are lucky it is not that deep...*trips on a rope*
3)OH THERE WAS A RICH MAN FROM NOTTINGHAM WHO TRIED TO CROSS THE RIVER what A DOPE HE TRIPPED ON A ROPE NO LOOK AT HIM SHIVER. BEG FOR MERCY RICH MAN
2) I beg of no man
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| kitti |
1)Knowing now our father loved you more than me. 2) what? 3)I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time. It was your hate that drove them apart. I have more reason to hate you but i found myself daring to believe. What i want to know is will you finish what you started?
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| 10053 |
1) It's the shortest route to London, Sire.
2) It's the only route to London, you little ferret.
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| 10053 |
No man controls my destiny. Especially one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic.
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Then by God we take it back!
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1:Curse all Saxes and Moors, if it weren't for their ungodly ways my master would have never left.
So what kind of a name is Ahzem?
2:(AHZEM) Moorish
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It was good to see you again Marian. It was good to be seen.
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Marian: You came for me....you're alive... Robin: I would die for you!!!
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Robin: Will you do it for your king? Marian: No....I'll do it for you.
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Come my lepressy friend....oh, is that your finger?
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Is there no sun in this cursade country?
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The hospitality here is as warm as the weather.
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Is that why you were to ed? Because of a woman??!!!
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Azeem its time to renew that vow!!!! Get off your d*** knees!!!
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You whine like a mule...you are still alive!
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what about our kids? They've taken everything they've got too!!! Then by god we take it back!
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This forest has eyes...I swear it
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We have a rule here you know, once anyone has seen the way to our camp, that person cannot leave. That's why Sarah and I asked to be blindfoled. Oh..
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I had a very sad childhood. I'll tell you about it sometime
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| 32106 |
Shut up you twit!
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| 30083 |
I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!
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| 30083 |
1. I gave birth to eight children, don't tell me about pain. I'm not about to let one of them die. 2. You should be out minding the other seven.
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God bless you fanny... ...and God bless Robin Hood.
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God bless you fanny... ...and God bless Robin Hood.
Can anyone produce and mp3 file of this if so email lambrettahall@hotmail.com
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| 10929 |
--Why should we trust you?
--If you don't, you are dead men.
--He makes a point.
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| 32783 |
did i wrong you in another life Will Scarlet? Where does all this intolerable hatred for me come from?
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| 10929 |
I say we can win.
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Nobility is not a birthright, it's defined by ones actions
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1)What's your name? 2)John Little:best man of the woods. 1) Or should we call you Little John.
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| 10929 |
Everything I do, I do it for you.
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| 34239 |
If I must, I will take you one piece at a time.
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All is well, it's duncan!
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i will personally remove your lying tongue.
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yolk their strength
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here's thirty pieces of silver, to pay the devil, on your way to hell!
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RH: How many are there? A: twenty RH: twenty? B: How many are there? RH: five *Akeem looks at him* What? They can't count! Why scare them?
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| GCDawg65 |
Fuck me, he cleared it! Huh!
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| 34986 |
Do you mind? We've just been married.
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I have more reason to HATE you than anyone, but I found myself daring to believe in you. What I want to know, brother, is will you finish what you started?
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Ahh! I have seen our death, the painted man, he haunts my dreams adorned with strange foreign eyes.. Kill them.. Kill them both!
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| 37604 |
No bow, no blades, leave you weapons here.
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Tuck: Let's open a barrel and try to save each other's soul
Azeem: alas, I am not permitted
Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink
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Either we take our chances with the ghosts or become ghosts ourselves...
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| 41248 |
1)***** from ***** tried to cross the river! what a dope, he tripped on a rope! Now look at him shiver! Beg for mercy rich man! 2) I beg of no man.
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| 41892 |
Damn. They cleared it!
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this is good steal.
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| 10929 |
Were you present at his capture near Jerusalem?
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| 47896 |
hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
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| 47896 |
You runied my life.
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| 47896 |
If you fail, i will personally remove your lying tongue.
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| 47896 |
One man defending his home is more powerful than ten hired soldiers. Crusades taught me that.
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| 47896 |
One man defending his home is more powerful than ten hired soldiers. Crusades taught me that.
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fuck me... they cleared it.
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No blades. No bows. Leave your weapons here.
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| namadra |
why a spoon master?
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| twilightaddiction_01 |
My name is Azeem Ibin Asheer Al Bakir. You may call me Azeem.
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