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What About Bob? - 1991 Movie Quotes

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  I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. (full quote)
3378 I'M SAAAALIIIING!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  On Monday we'll eat Gil, then on Tuesday we'll eat Bob! (laughs) No, that's going too far! (full quote)
  I sail! I'm a sailor! Ahoy!!! (full quote)
4773 1) Son of a bitch 2) She never says that (full quote)
4957 Baby steps till 4 o'clock. Baby steps till 4 o'clock! (full quote)
4957 1. Oh, and don't call me Leo. 2. But in your office, you said I should call you Leo. 3. That was in my office. At my home, I'd like you to call me Dr. Marvin. (full quote)
4957 1. I just want peace and quiet. 2. Oh, I'll be quiet. 3. I'll be peace. (full quote)
4957 1. Goodbye, rat dick, suck nut. 2. Bye, dog barf, piss baby. 3. Later, tesicle head, bosom beaver. (full quote)
  Notice anything different about me? I sail. (full quote)
5212 I'm baby stepping. I'm doing the work. I'm not a slacker! Give me! Give me! I need! I need! Give me! Give me! (full quote)
1212 Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. (full quote)
3225 1) Maybe you need a vacation 2) I'M ON VACATION! (full quote)
3225 1) You think he's gone? He's never gone (opens door) 2) Is this some new kind of therapy thing 1) YOU SEE! (full quote)
6034 baby steps. baby steps. (full quote)
6890 I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful (full quote)
  Walking through the kitchen, with a bowl full of chicken... putting it in Leo - I mean Dr. Marvin's - refridgerator. (full quote)
2489 baby step to four o'clock. baby step to four o'clock. (full quote)
2489 baby step to four o'clock. baby step to four o'clock. (full quote)
2489 1)You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities? 2) It's exceptionally rare. 1) Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead! 2) Why exactly are you doing this? 1) Well, if I fake it then I don't have it. (full quote)
2489 1) All's I want is some peace and quiet! 2) Okay I'll be quiet. 3) And I'll be peace! (full quote)
2489 There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. (full quote)
2489 1) what are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin? 2) Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure. (full quote)
2489 1) You understand right? There's no other solution. You won't go away. 2) Yes I will. 1) No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun. (full quote)
2489 1)This is black powder, Bob. A teaspoon of it can blow up a tree stump. 2) How much you got there? 1) Twenty pounds. (full quote)
7990 Dr. Marvin!!! Dr. Leo Marvin!!! (full quote)
8101 You are going to die. I am going to die. We are all going to die. (full quote)
8101 A vacation from my problems.... (full quote)
8381 good morning gill....i said....good morning gill! (full quote)
641 You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point: He's never gone! (full quote)
  i'm a sailor, i sail! AHOY!!!! (full quote)
7990 1. I'll be quiet. 2. And i'll be peace. (full quote)
7990 I am going to die, you are going to die, we are all going to die. (full quote)
10996 There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. (pause) My ex-wife loved him. (full quote)
  Don't Hassel Me I'm Local (full quote)
  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (full quote)
14132 So youuuuuu're Betty! (full quote)
15015 Is this corn hand shucked? (full quote)
  ahoy (full quote)
  Is this a fake hangup..........It's a fake hangup. (full quote)
  make the bad man stop (full quote)
  You've turned a perfectly peaceful house into an insane asylum, get out!!! (full quote)
  (after bob has his aroms around lilly) DOn't touch my sister, (then dives off the portch and onto bob) ahahahahahahha (full quote)
  I'm Sailing! (full quote)
  baby steps get on a bus. baby steps get on a bus. (full quote)
  1) You're angry. 2) No, I don't get angry 1) Well, you're upset 2) I don't get upset. (full quote)
  Check it out, look at me, I'm in really bad shape. (full quote)
  1)But you made it here...2)barely (full quote)
  Oh My Gosh. Give me a bowl. He's been locked in for 8 hours, he's ready to scream. Little negligence on my part. GERONIMO! (full quote)
  If I black out or become unconscious or if something explodes, could you tell Dr. Marvin when he calls... (full quote)
  You couldn't possibly make it 3:45?? No, 4 o'clock. It's better, it's best. (full quote)
  1)He bought our dream house....son of a bitch...2)She never says that. (full quote)
  This is a great place. No wonder the Guttman's want it. (full quote)
  A vacation from my bet I will. (full quote)
  1) This is my fish gill. 2)Did you get him out of the lake? 1)No, city fish. But he's LOVIN it up here! (full quote)
  1)I thought about what you said - vacation from my problems. So I did. 2) But you're back. 1)No I'm not. 2) You're not? 1) No, I'm on vacation. We can't work so let's get the friendship thing going. (full quote)
  So what's it like, living in the same house with a brilliant analyst who's sleeping in the bedroom next room whenever you need him? Is it great? (full quote)
  1)I have problems the same as you. 2)You're afraid your bladder will explode? (full quote)
  1) You know what I do? I treat people like their telephones. If I meet somebody who I don't think likes me I just say to myself 'Bob, this one's out of order. Just hang up and try again'. 2) Does it work? 1) Seems to be. I'm on vacation at Lake Winnepasaki aren't I? (full quote)
  It makes my lips numb just thinking about it but if your friend is a good sailor and the craft is sea worthy then yes, I'll go sailing. (full quote)
  Isn't this a break through? I'm a sailor now, I sail. Out on the lake way far away from shore. (full quote)
  in the space of the last hour, both of my children have told me that they hate me. (full quote)
  Well I just picked it up. Wonder what I'll pick up next? (full quote)
  Didn't I tell you? I sailed on my first try. Well, I just let the boat do the work really. (full quote)
  1)Do you want some more salad Bob? 2) Yeah, I think I do. Pile it high and deep will you? And can you get that tomato? (full quote)
  Your book is gonna do a lot of good for a lot of people. I'm walking proof of that. (full quote)
  1) Do you care which bed? 2) Well, I'd prefer facing South East. (full quote)
  Don't you realize that everything he's done violates the doctor-patient relationship. And now he's in there. With our SON. (full quote)
  1) We're all going to die and it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or 80 years from now. Do you know how fast time goes? I was six, like, yesterday. 2) Me too. (full quote)
  Um, Mrs. M.? Could you leave the door open, just a little? (full quote)
  Six o'clock Bob. Time to get up. Time to rise and shine Bob. Bob! Bob! Come on Bob. Hannah go get the car right now. Bob! Time to rise and shine Bob! COCK A DOODLE DO!!! Bob! (the alarm rings and he wakes up). (full quote)
  (Live on Goodmornig America, Bob starts pulls out a paper bag and appears to start puking in it) Sorry. False alarm. (full quote)
  1) Uh Bob, uh, tell us your impressions of baby steps. 2) Mash potatos and gravy Marie. I couldn't be happier about baby Steps. I was a terrible disaster and now, because of baby Steps, I'm on tv in front of millions of people. I'm very excited. (full quote)
  But it did work that way. That's the miracle of baby steps. It's not just this book, it's this man. It's the compassion, it's the dignity, it's the wisdom. It's the Horse Sense of this guy that gets you. He actually had me stay here last night in his jammys. (full quote)
  I went sailing with Siggy yesterday, Dr. Marvin accidently pushed me in. (full quote)
  (on Good Morning America) Marie, you're wise. what do I say to someone who has turned my whole life around? what i'd really like to do is put the greatness of this man in perspective. I think there's really only 3 names, Dr. Albert Shweitzer, Mother Teresa of Calcutta probably, and Leo Marvin. (full quote)
  You were incredible. I mean Dad choked and you saved him. (full quote)
  You were incredible. I mean Dad choked and you saved him. (full quote)
  1) Where are we going? 2) Intensive psycho therapy 1) Wahoo! OK, some free associations from my infancy. A beach ball. A Dog. A Log. A poodle. A Noodle. A doodle. (full quote)
  burn in hell dr.marvin!!!! (full quote)
  Is this corn hand shucked? (full quote)
  Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a skitsefrenic, and so am I! (full quote)
  Keep Sailing, Bob! (full quote)
  Leo-It's not intended to work that quickly. It only worked that quickly w/ Boob...Bob Bob- You can call me Boob Leo- No, no i don't want to call you boob. the point is it's not intended to work that quickly. (full quote)
  It feels right because you're here, and it feels right because you're leaving. (full quote)
  Cigarette, Bob? Oh, sorry, didn't realize you were in a straightjacket! ahahaha (full quote)
  Leo-Anna? Anna? where are you? Anna-Oh, Daddy, not here! Leo-Yoohoo? I can't hear you, Anna... (full quote)
  New Hampshire?! (full quote)
  Pile it high and deep, please. (full quote)
  That was not smart that was not smaaarrrt. (full quote)
  Leo Marvin: (laughing) Catherine, you have been duped by a textbook narcissist! Uh, uh, a brilliant sociopath-- Catherine: Brilliant enough to dupe my entire staff? I don't think so, Leo. Leo: Uh, Catherine, you don't understand. The man is... human crazy glue! Catherine: Then you should've never let him sleep in your pajamas. Leo: (frustrated) Oh, I can't believe that I'm hearing this! Catherine: Leo, relax! Leo: I'm relaxed! Catherine: Take a vacation. Leo: I'm ON vacation!! (full quote)
  Fay: Honey, are you alright? Leo: (happily) I'm fine. I'm fine. Bob's gone. Fay: Yes, we know. Leo: (puzzled) You do? I didn't hear it go off. (full quote)
  Leo Marvin: (frantic) Now Bob, I've worked very hard to get where I am, you understand? Bob Wiley: Oh, schooling alone-- Leo: I don't want you on the show with me. Bob: But-- Leo: I'll, make up some excuse. Howie: Dr. Marvin, we're ready for you and Bob in the den. Bob: I can't. Dr Marvin doesn't want me on-- Leo: (nervous laugh) Get in there! They're waiting for us. (full quote)
  Leo Marvin: (happily tieing explosives to Bob's chest) The only significant difference between me and those other guys, Bob, is I'm gonna kill you. Bob Wiley: But if you shoot me, our therapy will be over. Leo: I'm not going to shoot you, Bob. I don't think I could ever shoot anybody. I *AM* going to blow you up. (full quote)
  Leo Marvin: what are you staring at?! I had every right to buy this house! (full quote)
  Mrs. Guttman: Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin! (full quote)
  (Fay, Anna, Siggy, and Bob sing in the kitchen as rain pours down outside) Leo Marvin: I hate to be a party poop, but I think we'd better... call it a night. (everyone continues singing) Leo: (louder) I don't mean to be rude, but I think it's time for Bob to sing his way home. Fay: Honey, he can't walk home in this. Leo: Did I say that? I'll drive him. Anna: Dad, the car's down at the marina. Leo: What? Anna: You said to leave it. Remember? Leo: (annoyed) Oh, well, once the rain clears up, he can go home then. Siggy: But what if it starts up again? Leo: (angry) Then he can borrow my slicker! (full quote)
  You're afraid your bladder's going to explode too?!? (full quote)
  we can't even try to understand him. he's so much higher up than us. we're like ropes on a goodyear blimp (full quote)
  okay... i'll start. well to put it simply- i have problems (full quote)
  so what your telling me is that im all tied up steps untie your knots (full quote)
  Leo, did you want the breast? (full quote)
  Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black? what is it with you and this death fixation? Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood. (full quote)
  Bob:Uh, Leo. I see Salt on the table...but is there any salt substitute? Fay:O, I'll get it Bob. Leo: (annoyed) ah..ah.. no, no.. I'll get it...(walks in kitchen and starts choking uncontrollably) family: Leo? are u ok?? Bob: It's ok. I know CPR! (Bob tries to do CDP standing up, but fails, so he throws him on the couch face first, and jumps on his back) family: Jump higher! Maybe more with ur knee! (full quote)
  This is the last bus to Lake Winnepesaukah, Bob. Yes, thank you Wang... I know that (full quote)
  hi, i'm bob. will you knock me out? just punch me in the face (full quote)
  alright, alright... GOSH! It's probably going to be a short interview anyway... Just me and the family, and ... my book (full quote)
  Thank you Betty please. (full quote)
  I'm singing in the rain just singing in the rain what a glorias feelin i'm..happy again. I'm dancin in the kitchen with a bowl full of chicken and i'm putting it in Leo, I mean doctor marvins refridgerater. Thank you (full quote)
  Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm Schizophrenic, and so am I. (full quote)
  mmmmmm, oh Fay mmmmmm mmmmmm of Fay this is deliciouse (full quote)
  I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... (full quote)
10929 I'm sailing! I'm sailing! (full quote)
22841 [Bob has a fear of elevators.] Bob: baby steps onto the elevator, baby steps into the elevator; I'm in the elevator. [Elevator door closes.] Bob: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP! (full quote)
1ajas I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. (full quote)
jpsartrean > I knew coming up here was the right thing to do. >> Its right because you're here. And its right because you're leaving. (full quote)
GCDawg65 Have you ever heard of Tourette's Syndrome, involuntarily shouting profanity? It's extremely rare. Shit it ain't son of a bitch! Bastard, dousche bad, num nuts, twat, dickhead, bitch! And why exactly are you doing this? Because if I fake it, then I don't have it. (full quote)
36389're the one drawing all the dirty pictures. (full quote)
36389 She never says that! (full quote)
  Hey, you're Bob Wiley aren't you? I saw you on tv. You were great! (full quote)
  1) Bob, i'd like you to meet your new pal. 1) New Pal? what's wrong with my old pal? (full quote)
  1) Would you show Mr. Wiley to his room please? 2) Fellas I have convulsions. My bladder is feeling funny. (full quote)
  I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost paralyzed, multi-phobic personality that is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she liked Neil Diamond? (full quote)
  So what are you trying to say? You're saying that maybe i didn't leave my wife because she likes Neil Diamond, maybe she left me??? Oww. Ow. (grabs chest) Oww. (full quote)
  good morning, Gill. ... I said good MORNING GILL! (full quote)
  Dr. Leo Marvin's a genius! Your Death therapy cured me, you genius! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Is this hand schucked? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: I want some peace and quiet! #2: I'll be quiet. #3:...I'll be peace. (full quote)
Marvin Acme This is the last bus to Winnipesaukee, Bob. (full quote)
Turkish 1.) He's not gone, He NEVER GONE. 2.) Is this some kind of radical new theropy? 1.) YA SEE!! (full quote)