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Batman Returns - 1992 Movie Quotes


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3225 1) Mistletoe...that stuff can be deadly if you eat it 2) A kiss can be even deadlier 1) Oh no. Does this mean we have to start fighting? (full quote)
469 You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask. (full quote)
4538 You've got to admit, I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell! (full quote)
5553 1:You don't really think you'll win, do you? 2:Things change. (full quote)
5817 life's a bitch. Now, so am I (full quote)
5817 I was their number one son... But they treated me like number two (full quote)
5757 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. (full quote)
5757 I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much .... yummier. (full quote)
6810 Just the pussy I've been looking for! (full quote)
6784 1-Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it. 2-A kiss is even deadlier if you mean it. (full quote)
  A mistletoe can be deadle if you eat it but a kiss is even deadler if you mean it (full quote)
  1) Do you know what curiosity did to a cat? 2) I am not a cat. (full quote)
7805 One life left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime, how 'bout a kiss Santy Clause. (full quote)
1212 But last night--complete blurr. Couldn't you just die? (full quote)
1212 1)It's cold! 2)Its a vichyssoise, Sir....It's supposed to be cold. (full quote)
12153 I don't like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don't scare me, at least they're committed. (full quote)
12153 Hello honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. (full quote)
12153 Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry. (full quote)
12153 How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? (full quote)
12153 Ahh, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask. (full quote)
12153 But when it comes down to it, who is holding the umbrella? (full quote)
12153 I am Catwoman. Hear me roar. (full quote)
14796 Oh Please, I wouldnt touch you to scratch you! (full quote)
14796 lifes a bitch, Now so am I! (full quote)
14972 Clown)...but...killing children...isn't that a little...? Penguin) No! Its a lot! (Shoots the Clown dead) (full quote)
  I can really get into this mayor stuff! It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people, Touching people, GROPING people! (full quote)
15504 It's the so called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me, at least they're committed. (full quote)
  Got to go girl talk! (full quote)
  Catwoman ~ (gun fires twice) Four, five, STILL ALIVE (slash the whip, 2 more bullets) six, seven, all good girls go to heaven. (click) oh, two lives left Max. I think i'll save one for next christmas, but until then, how bout a kiss Santy Claus. (full quote)
14972 He didn't even lose a limb, an eyeball! bladder control! (full quote)
  helpLESS OLD LADY AT 12 O'CLOCK HIGH (full quote)
  Well thats a bumwrap. But i'm a bussiness man tough yes. Shrewd okay. but that does not make me a monster. (full quote)
15570 I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell. (full quote)
15570 Saved by kitty litter, ha ha... Bastard! (full quote)
15570 I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much...yummier. (full quote)
15570 1) Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. 2)But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. (full quote)
15570 Gotta go... girl talk! (full quote)
15570 You make it so easy don't you. Waiting for some Batman to come and save you. I am Catwoman, hear me roar! (full quote)
  Things change (full quote)
23438 Selina: Well that was very brief, just like all the men in my life. (full quote)
  I'm not really one for speeches, so I'll just say, THANKS! (full quote)
  My penguins...we stand at a great threshold. It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back. But now, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL God's children! First, second, third and fourth-born! Male AND female! Why be biased? Hell, the sexes are equal when their erogenous zones are blown sky-high! Forward, march! The liberation of Gotham has begun! (full quote)
  Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? (full quote)
  1) And Bruce Wayne, why the hell are you dressed up like Batman? 2) Because he IS batman you idiot! (full quote)
  Still, could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood. (full quote)
  Still, could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood. (full quote)
  How 'bout a kiss anti-clause? (full quote)
  Penguin: what you flush down your toilet, I hang on my mantle! (full quote)
  I played this town like a harp from hell (full quote)
  Selina Kyle: Tell Bruce that this isn't a rejection. In fact, he makes me feel the way I hope I really am. (full quote)
  Hey, remember me? I'm Max's hand!!! (full quote)
  Eat floor. (full quote)
10929 --I'm not to be taken for granted. Are you listening? --Hanging on your every word. (full quote)
23438 The Penguin: I think the word your looking for is.. ARGHHHHHHHHH! (full quote)
23438 Shreck: what did curiosity do to the cat? Selina: I'm no cat. (full quote)
23438 Catwoman: I don't know about you Kitty, but I feel.. so much yummier. (full quote)
23438 Catwoman: I just love a big strong man whose not afraid to show it with someone half his size. Be gentle, it's my first time. (full quote)
23438 Shreck: One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, THAT'S the meaning. (full quote)
23438 Selina: It's a blur. I mean, not complete amnesia. I, I, I remember Stimery Margaret puking in church and Betsy Reiley saying it was morning sickness. And I remember the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school, and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg. He's dead now. (full quote)
23438 Jen: What I'd like to do first is put these little glove things on you. Our research tells us that voters like fingers. (full quote)
23438 Catwoman: You poor guys, always confusing your pistols with your privates. (full quote)
23438 Security Guard: Don't hurt us lady, our take home is less than three hundred. Catwoman: Your overpayed, hit the road! (full quote)
23438 Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and I can't be taken for granted. life's a bitch, now so am I. (full quote)
23438 The Penguin: Just the pussy I've been looking for. (full quote)
23438 Selina: It's the so-called 'normal' guys who always let you down. Sicko's never scare me, at least their committed. (full quote)
23438 Catwoman: Well it seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead, or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire. (full quote)
23438 The Penguin: your just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask. (full quote)
Icea Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married. (full quote)
Icea Meow. (full quote)
23703 Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar. (full quote)
23703 Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. (full quote)
23703 Selena Kyle: Wow, THE Batman -- or is it just Batman? It's your choice, of course! (full quote)
23703 Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: [H]ow's Fred Atkins, your old partner? Max Shreck: Fred? Fred's actually . . . I believe he's on extended vacation--he's good. Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: Hi ya, Max! Remember me?! I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts?! (full quote)
23703 Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me. (full quote)
23703 Selina Kyle/Catwoman: Who are you? Who's the man behind the bat? Maybe you can help me find the woman behind the cat. (full quote)
23703 Charles 'Chip' Shreck: Dad, you buy that bleary business? Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry. (full quote)
roger ramjet Saved by kitty litter! Bastard! (full quote)
28597 (1) Salena, Salena, Salena... (2) That's my name, Maximilian, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one. (full quote)
28597 You think you can go ten rounds with Mohammed Shreck? (full quote)
28597 (1) Can you make up a dirty limerick or something? (2) One has just sprung to mind. (full quote)
28597 Odd as it may seem Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow you're a well respected monster. And I am, to date... not. (full quote)
28597 A penguin is a bird that cannot fly. I am a man. (full quote)
28597 (1)Well, come what may. Merry Christmas Mr. Wayne. (2)Merry Christmas Alfred. Good will towards men. And women. (full quote)
28597 (1)You got kind of a dark side, don't you? (2)No darker than yours, Bruce. (full quote)
28597 Was Vicki right about your difficulty with duality? (full quote)
28597 You're the second man who killed me this week. But I've got seven lives left. (full quote)
28597 Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming. (full quote)
28597 security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? (full quote)
28597 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. (full quote)
28597 Well, the party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine! (full quote)
28597 A plan is forming.... (full quote)
28597 (1)We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common. (2)Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the tzars of fashion? Naked sexual charisma? (full quote)
44035 I am Catwoman. Hear me roar. (full quote)
44035 life's a bitch, and so am I. (full quote)
44035 [1]A kiss under mistletoe. *Pause* You know mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. [2]Akiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. (full quote)
44035 mmm this make sme feel so... dirty. I think I'll have a bath right here. *LickLickLick* (full quote)
debee_bambino Meow! (full quote)
Elektra life's a bitch, and so am I ! (full quote)
weshasawi Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot I'm not married! (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) You Killed Me, The Penguin Killed Me, Batman Killed Me, That's Three Lives down. You Got Enough In There To Finish Me Off? 2) One Way To Find Out. (full quote)
JackBurton Just the pussy I was thinking of. (full quote)