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Brain Donors - 1992 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
1839 A happy doctor is a good doctor (full quote)
1839 #1 You're out of line!! #2 And you're out of toilet paper!! but we're still short one girl (full quote)
1839 Did we miss the coming attractions? Who's the villain? Is Tom Cruise in this movie? (full quote)
1839 Miss, these seats are dreadful...they're facing the stage! (full quote)
1839 Can I get a personalized number? (full quote)
1839 Umm... I collect these for the unfortunate children who can't afford pornography (full quote)
1839 He looks dazed and drugged! (full quote)
1839 1)Ahhh! your suite... 2) and I think you're pretty terrific yourself. (full quote)
6799 P: Oh yeah, well how about we step outside and settle this like men. L: We are outside. P: Well how about we step inside and settle this like women. (full quote)
Beat Rice Lazlo: Aha! So you're the 'doctors'. Rocko: That wasn't us. Those were our twin brothers. And you'll never see us together, cause we love the same women. Roland: That's next on Geraldo. (full quote)
Beat Rice And who of you will tell their story to my young 24 year-old, Miss international Wet T-shirt champion nymphomaniac secretary? (full quote)
Beat Rice In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? (full quote)
Beat Rice Apart from the cab, I'm a pool man, I perform liposuction, I've got me own toupee business. My motto- something this size shoud have hair on it. (full quote)
9633 Behind every great man is a woman, and I thank god that I have Lillian Oglethorpe, because quite frankly I enjoy the shade. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Do you know dogs? 2. Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. You enjoy driving a cab? 2. Nah. As soon as I get me driver's liscense, I'm quitting. (full quote)
10871 1.)Who saw this man recklessly and without regard for life and property careen into my clients at almost 88 miles per hour? 2.) (silence) 1.) Oh, And who of you will tell their story to my young, beautiful Miss international Wet T-shirt champion nymphomaniac secretary? 2.) Yo! Right here! Me! Me!Hey! (full quote)
10871 Rocko: what're we gonna do now? Roland: what any Flakfizer would do! Rocko: what, something devious and underhanded? Roland: You know the family! (full quote)
10871 Rocko: what're we gonna do now? Roland: what any Flakfizer would do! Rocko: what, something devious and underhanded? Roland: You know the family! (full quote)
beekers 1)Mr. Flakvisor! 2)Oh! Thank God, I thought my father showed up! (full quote)
beekers 1)Do you know what I was doing at the age of 7? (2)Yes, and you should be thankful you didn't go blind! (full quote)
beekers 1) (brushing hair)98, 99, 100...Lillian, Laslow, my two favorite L's! 2)Roland, what on earth are you doing in my bedroom? 1)This is your room! Thank God, (pick's up underwear and looks them over)I though someone sewed up all my flyholes! (full quote)
beekers 1)Is this creep bothering you? 2)Oh, no, she's quite delightful, thank you. (full quote)
14625 1)That's cash! Spelled with a capital... 2) K! 1) You really should go back to school. 2)I hated teaching (full quote)
Beat Rice Man: 5 minutes, Mr V____ F: 5 minutes!? My God! Have you consulted another doctor? (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Aren't those numbers clicking by awfully fast? 2. You're probably a speed reader. 1. Well, you got me there. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Roland! 2. Please! Call me what everyone else calls me: You're Royal Sex Machine. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Oh Lilian,you look wonderful. I could make love to you you right here, right now. 2. Roland, please. Let's keep this on a professional level. 1. Alright then, I'll charge you 50 bucks a pop. 2. -Huh? (full quote)
  I enjoy haveing Lillin around...quite frankly I enjoy the shade! (full quote)
  (roland)you should go back to school, (jaques says) i hated teaching (full quote)
  2's a crowd and 3's an adult movie (full quote)
  2's a crowd and 3's an adult movie (full quote)
  flakfizer is ballet (full quote)
  flakfizer is ballet (full quote)
  who does your hair and when are they bringing it back (full quote)
  my intimate views on sonny larry curly moe cher over 500 pages of pictures and only one page with actual writing, now to the woman i adore behind every great man theres a woman and thank heaven i have lillian oglethorpe because quite frankly i enjoy the shade. Ladies and gentleman a woman voted most likely to go up a few dress sizes a woman who would be a man but her name is Lillian ladies and gentleman LILLIAN OGLETHORPE. (full quote)
  (Lisa) i miss alan,(roland) well i would to if the man i loved was millions of miles away of course i'd be living a totally different life style. (full quote)
  (Roland)i brought you gift for you from you (full quote)
  and who of you will tell your story to my young 24 year old miss international wet t-shirt contest champion nymphomaniac secretary (full quote)
Beat Rice V: You're out of line! F: And you're out of toilet paper! (full quote)
  A women who would be a man, except her name is Lilian...Lilian Oglethorpe (full quote)
  Hes got a women tied up...she looks dazed and drugged...shes obviously the grand dragon of some sex cult...she looks like shes about 14. In fact i know shes 14 cuz i was dating her a year ago! (full quote)
  Do you know who this is? This is Jackson Pollock Jr, son of Roy Lichtenstein! (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. I don't believe it! YOU! *strangles 2* DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? 2. A psychotic cab driver? 1. I'm Rocko Meloncheck! 2. I hope you know you're blowing any chance for a possible tip! (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. I'm not leaving til I'm satisfied! 2. *starts ripping his clothes off until he's in pajamas and tackles 1, who in turn starts beating him with a cloth* 3. Jacques has such a light touch with women. (full quote)
Beat Rice V: what are you doing here? F: To sign you up for my ballet company. V: To sign ME for YOUR ballet company? F: I swear to God I just said that. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1: And because of your negligence, this boy is suffering severe neck injuries. 2: Leave me alone! 1: Stick with me kid and you can afford enough Nintendo software to sink a battleship. 2: I can sue my parents? 1: I sued mine. 2: OW, MY NECK! 1: Corruptible youth! God bless them. (full quote)
beekers 1)Roland T. Flakvisor? 2)That depends. Do I owe you money? 1)No. 2)In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? 1)No. 2)Then I'm your man! (full quote)
beekers We'll go on a cruise where we can watch that old Jamaican moon. And why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea. (full quote)
beekers 1)Another lovely bracelet! 2)A gift for you, from you. (full quote)
beekers 1)I want to make love by candlelight 2)I'll do ya one better (pulls out a Duraflame log, sets it on nightstand and lights it)! (full quote)
beekers 1)Five minutes, Mr. Volarie. 2)Five minutes! 1)Four minutes, Mr. Volarie. 2)Four minutes? 1)Four minutes, Mr. Jolson. 2)what is going on here! (full quote)
beekers Okay, I don't get it. How come he doesn't throw up? (full quote)
beekers 1)Flakvisor! I'm half the man you are! 2)So is she. And it's driving me mad! (full quote)
beekers If you should lose this hand in an industrial accident...keep it for me. (full quote)
beekers 1)And that spells cash with a capital... 2)K! 1)You should go back to school. 2)I hated teaching!! (full quote)
beekers Let the games begin! It's the first annual visectomy bowl!! (full quote)
beekers 1)My dance shoes are in the Louvre, in Paris! 2)So what? Last year I left a rain coat in Cleveland. (full quote)
beekers Did we miss the coming attractions? Who's the bad guy? Is Tom Cruise in this? (full quote)
beekers Miss! These seats are dreadful -- they're facing the stage! (full quote)
beekers 1)Five and six. 2)Eleven. Now it's your turn: 25 and 67? (full quote)
beekers 1)You're out of line! 2)And you're out of toilet paper. But we're still short one girl. (full quote)
1ajas You enjoy driving a cab? Nah, as soon as I get my drivers license I'm quitting. (full quote)
1ajas He looks dazed and drugged. (full quote)
1ajas Did we miss the coming attractions? Who's the villain? Is Tom Cruise in this movie? (full quote)
1ajas Can I get a personalized number? (full quote)
1ajas I enjoy haveing Lillin around...quite frankly I enjoy the shade! (full quote)
44453 Two's company and three's an adult movie. (full quote)
lunablossum ...And YOU are out of toilet paper! .. And we are still short one girl! (full quote)