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Death Becomes Her - 1992 Movie Quotes

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4358 Engard bitch! (full quote)
3605 pushed me down the stairs! (full quote)
4904 i can see- MY ASS! (full quote)
4904 what if it fades, what if it chips, what if it rains?! (full quote)
4904 Is IT up yet? Yes, sir. IT's in the bath. (full quote)
5546 wrinkled, wrinkled little star. Hope they never see the scars. (full quote)
5981 It's another miracle! (full quote)
5990 Keep your ass handy! (full quote)
5990 I wonder if perhaps you have...ever heard of Lisle Von Rhuman? (full quote)
5990 En garde, BITCH (full quote)
5990 She's sensational!!! (full quote)
3225 1) where is she? 2) She's in the morgue 1) The morgue! She'll be furious! (full quote)
3225 Do you remember where you parked the car? (full quote)
3225 1) Now a warning 2) NOW a warning?! (full quote)
3225 Siempre Viva! Live forever! (full quote)
5983 what part of the plan didn't you understand? (full quote)
4904 THAT was totally uncalled for! (full quote)
4904 1.Look at me Ernest! I'm soaking wet! 2.And there seems to be something seriously wrong with your blouse. 1. I have a hole in my stomach! I HAVE A HOLE IN MY STOMACH! (full quote)
4904 1. No, you admit it! You thought I was cheap! 2.Allright. I thought you were cheap. 1. Well, I hurt you on purpose and I'm really sorry. 2. I'm sorry too. (full quote)
4904 Will he come back for touchups? Even if he does, he won't live forever. (full quote)
4904 Siempre Vive- Live forever. (full quote)
4904 1. Ha you took the potion! 2. How do you know about that?! Ha, you took the potion too! So that's why you look the way you do! 1. Well, I hardly needed it. (full quote)
4904 1. We can't even inflict pain! 2.PAIN! (slam) I'll tell you about pain! Bobby O' Brien, Ernest Menville, that's pain. (full quote)
3605 My ass! I can SEE my ASS! (full quote)
3605 This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay. (full quote)
3605 1) where did you put my wife? 2) She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue. 1) The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS! (full quote)
4904 1. Helen- we haven't heard from you in awhile. Is there anything you'd like to- to talk about with the group? 2. Yes. I would like to talk about... Madeleine Ashton. 3.(Everyone)NOOOOOO! (full quote)
4904 1. Have we met? 2. Vivien Adams. I never got to thank you for the spectacular job you did on my Aunt Esther. (full quote)
4904 1. I fired her. 2. That was nice of you dear. 1. Well, I almost fired her. (full quote)
4904 1. Rose, aren't you forgetting something? 2. It's only Thursday. 1. I know, but I think I need to hear it every day. 2.My Madame! You're looking younger everyday! 1.Thank you Rose! Thank you very much! (full quote)
4904 He died in his hot tub! He was making love- to his 18 year old fiance. (full quote)
4904 1...try to give him a little depth. 2.Oh no sir! You can't give him any depth! People have to recognize him! (full quote)
7383 1)Well it is the natural law.. 2)Oh, SCREW the natural law! (full quote)
3605 You're a walking lie, Helen, and I can see right through you. (full quote)
11442 THAT! was totally uncalled for! (full quote)
  I see right trough you! (full quote)
14477 OWWW...what ARE YOU NUTS?!? (full quote)
  ERNEST!!! You pushed me down the stairs. (full quote)
  Could you just, not breath? (full quote)
  We'll make it look like she has had a little too much to drink (full quote)
  Get away from me...You bet I will animal, psycho! Wife pusher! (full quote)
  Ernest! My ass! I can ass! There's something really wrong with your neck too. I would say so! I would freaking well say so. Ernest. what's wrong with me. It's a dislocated neck, that's what it is. I can happen. I've never seen it happen but it can happen. Yeah, so fix it. How? I don't know just do it! I wouldn't know where to begin Madeline. For pity's sake! Ernest. I think I need a doctor. (full quote)
  Ernest! MY ASS! I can see my ass! (full quote)
  Free weights? Exercise? Beauty book my butt! Helen, you're a fraud and a walking lie and I can see right through you!!! Ha Ha Ha, and as a freind, some advice; I would stay out of a bathing suit for awhile, at least a two peice...SMACK! (full quote)
  Ooohhh clever little wit; she sent seating assignments... (full quote)
  Could you just not breathe? (full quote)
  Makeup is pointless! It does nothing any more. You stand there with your 22 year old skin and your tits like rocks and laugh at...are you even listening to me do you even care? (full quote)
  Madam, there's a Miss Helen Sharpe and a gentleman here to see you. Oh? How does she look? Who? HELEN you idiot! (full quote)
  MADELINE: I just have to make a telephone call -911 right? your in the shithouse now pal!!!!! (full quote)
  Ernest Menville:(about Helen Sharp)Oh she's dead! Madeline Ashton:(shocked look on face) These are the moments that make life worth living! (full quote)
  Madeline Ashton! Talk about waking the dead... (full quote)
  I spoke to my PR woman and she said Madeleine Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope. Oh, those people can be so cruel! I fired her. Well, I almost fired her. (full quote)
  Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting. (full quote)
  Beauty book my butt! You're a lie Helen, you're a walking lie and I can see right THROUGH YOU! (full quote)
  She's a woman, earnest. From Newark, for God's sake. (full quote)
  Helen:...The Madeline Ashton test...Please don't fail, I...I don't know if I could take it. Ernest: Do you know how silly you're sounding? Listen to me, I have absolutely no interest in Madeline Ashton. (Then very next clip they show Ernest and Madeline walking down the aisle right after being married.) (full quote)
  Madeline: Aha!YOU took the potion! Helen: How do you know about that? Gasp! YOU took the potion too! SO no wonder you look the way you do... and you're dead. Madeline: I hardly needed it! When did you take it anyway? (full quote)
  1. Look, there's Ernest! 2. My God, I don't think she gave him the good stuff. He still looks like hell! 1. Look! He still got it. (full quote)
  FLAAAacid!!! (full quote)
  Sensual...Sexual...Sex...Sex...SEX! (full quote)
  MAD!? HALE! (full quote)
10929 That was totally uncalled for. (full quote)
24686 A)Now a warning.... B)NOW a warning?!?!?!?!? (full quote)
27401 You phony, hollow BITCH!!! (full quote)
42152 Flaccid! Fla-a-a-acci-i-i-id!! (full quote)
43025 Madeline: your a walking lie helen and i can see right through you {looking through her hole in her stomach. (full quote)
MystikalFyre Beauty book my BUTT! (full quote)
MystikalFyre E: You stay away from me! M: You bet I will! Animal! Psycho! E: Don't come near me! M: Wife-pusher! E: Don't come near me or talk to me! Don't come near me or follow me or talk to me! M: I don't intend to. I just have to make a phone call...I just have to make a quick phone call. 911, right? You're in the shithouse now pal! (full quote)
MystikalFyre M: What if the police were to receive an anonomyous phone call about you, and find me here on the floor. Not breathing, no pulse. Ain't nobody can play dead like me, ******. What will you tell them? You're going to be very popular is prison. E: Prison... M: (gasp) Prison. Do you know what they do to short, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, ******? E: I'll get the shovels, dear. (full quote)
MystikalFyre E: where did you take my wife?! N: She's dead, sire; they took her to the morgue. E: The MORGUE! She'll be FURIOUS! (full quote)
blueapples Oh for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly!! (full quote)