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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - 1992 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4064 Whoa, what a hole. (full quote)
4064 Top that, you little trout sniffer (full quote)
4307 1. Harry? Are you wearing after-shave? 2. That's not after-shave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. 1. Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? (full quote)
kazlam 1) what kind of idiots do you have working here? 2) The finest in New York. (full quote)
kazlam 1) How many fingers am I holding up, (name)? 2) (makes strange whining noise) 8? (full quote)
5473 I'm going to give you till the count of three to get your lousy lion low down four flushing cunkis OUT MY DOOR! (full quote)
  Oh No, my family'sin florida and Im in New York! (full quote)
  Oh No, my family'in florida and Im in New York! (full quote)
1212 1)Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 2)I love you. 1)You gotta do better than that. We love you! (full quote)
1212 I knew it was you. I could smell you gettin' off the elevator. (full quote)
1212 Two scoops? make it three, I'm not drivin'. (full quote)
5352 1) What's that sound ?.......2) That was the sound of a tool chest . Falling down the stairs . (full quote)
6968 Gees don't flash these babies around here, there could be girls on this floor! (full quote)
4307 Madam, there are hundreds of parasites, armed to the teeth (Mrts. McCallister slaps him). Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. (full quote)
  Hey Kev, you have a chunk of terd in between your two front teeth... it looks like a bodegaba crunch just ate your diarreah bowl and spit out a monk's leg! (full quote)
4307 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun! (full quote)
4307 what's the matter? The store wouldn't take your...STOLEN CREDIT CARD?? Let's see what the police have to say about this? (full quote)
8487 Hey,hey,hey! easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed. (full quote)
4307 1. Cedric, don't count your chips in public... 2. Sorry. 1. ...and find out everything you can about that...young fellow. (full quote)
8487 Beat that, you little troutsniffer. (full quote)
4307 My tie is in the bathroom. I can't go in there, because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I would grow up never feeling like a real man, whatever that means. (full quote)
8487 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly. (full quote)
4307 1. Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 2. Huh? 1. I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 2. Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. (full quote)
4307 1. My prank was immature and ill-timed. 2. Immature or not, it was pretty gol-durn hilarious. (full quote)
8487 1)....then we'll hightail it to some foreign country. 2) Arizona? (full quote)
8487 1) He took our picture!! 2) How did my hair look? (full quote)
8487 1) How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 2) Mmmmmmmmmmm........8? (full quote)
8487 Wow, what a hole. (full quote)
8487 Harry, I've reached the top!! (full quote)
8487 1) Where'd he go? 2) I'm down here, you big horse's ass! (full quote)
8487 Go on in there, get your tie, get out and don't look at nothin' (full quote)
8487 I'm not apoligizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat! (full quote)
4307 1. With all due respect, madam. your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world. 2. Could you stay out of this please? 1. As you wish. (full quote)
  Suck Brick Kid (full quote)
  He said he didn't come all the way to New york to get his naked rear end spyed on. (full quote)
  Kevin: If some guy saw you in the shower would you ever want to see him again? Concierge: I suppose not. (full quote)
4307 1. And how are we this morning? 2. Fine. Has my transportation arrived? 1. Out in front, sir. A limousine and Compliments of the Plaza Hotel. (full quote)
4307 Have a lovely day. (full quote)
12076 1)Sonny? 2)Yes? 3)Nothing would thrill me more than to shoot you. (full quote)
  American don't fly to the Promised land, little buddy! (full quote)
  Herbert Hoover stayed on this floor..(the vacuum guy) uh no the president (full quote)
  I hope your parents bought you a tombstone for Christmas! (full quote)
  Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor The vacuume guy? No, the president (full quote)
  (Harry)Nothing would trill me more then to shoot you but since we're in a hurry, you throw down the camera, and you will never here from us again. (kevin)Promise? (Harry) cross my heart and hope to die. (Kevin)Ok! (full quote)
  Wow,what a hole! (full quote)
  Looking for someone to read you a bedtime story? (full quote)
  Get out of here you nosy little pervert, Or ill slap you silly. (full quote)
  I almost rolled my ankle on that board there (full quote)
  My dad beats me daily. (full quote)
  if you don't get your lousy, good-for-nothing carcass outta here by the count of ten i'm gonna pump your guts fulla lead...1...2...10...(machine gun sounds)...keep the change ya filthy animal (full quote)
  You was here, and you was SMOOCHIN with my brother! I believe your terribly mistaken sir. Dont give me dat! You been smoochin with every body! (full quote)
  (After getting the money from the toy store) Harry: Merry Christmas, Harry! Marv: Happy Hanukkah, Marv! (full quote)
  Get outta here you nosy little pervert or i'm gonna slap you silly!! (full quote)
  Buzz: Now enough of this gooey shi.. show of emotion. (full quote)
  I MADE THE DISCOVERY (full quote)
  nobody throws brick at me and gets away wit me, cmon marv get up (full quote)
  SIIIIIIIICK (full quote)
  I'm not sorry, I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me. And if you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic trip to florida gets ruined or not...who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical paradise anyway? (full quote)
  Contestants on the show Ding Dang Dong stay at the world reknown Plaza Hotel, New York's finest hotel experience...for reservations call toll free 1-800-759-3000. (full quote)
  Hello. This is Peter McCallister, THE FATHER, and I'd like a hotel room please...(yes)...with an extra large bed, a t.v., and one of those little refridgerators you have to open with a key...(yes sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in) card?? YOU GOT IT! (full quote)
  dear mr duncan i broke you window to catch the bad guys. I am sorry do you need insurance if you do i'll send you some money Merry Christmas Kevin Mcalister. P.S thanks for the turtle doves. (full quote)
  Would it bother anybody if i worked on my cannon balls. No. Thanks... (Jumps in pool and shorts fall off...) YIPES. (full quote)
  Here we are marv new york city mmmm ahh do you smell that... Yeah... Do you know what that is... Fish... It's freedom and it's money.. Ok ok it's freedom... Come on let's get out of here before someone sees us it's freedom.. And it's fish. (full quote)
  But how can we have christmas without a christmas tree mom... We'd decorate a palm tree.... (full quote)
  Kevin what is it with you and christmas trees (full quote)
  Kevin, kevin give this to kevin give this to kevin give this to kevin give this to kevin here you go kevin. Kevin's not here Kevin's not here Kevin's not here Kevin's not here Kevin's not here Kevin's not here Ha ha ha ha KEVIN~~~} (full quote)
  what's wrong the store wouldn't take your STOLEN CREDIT CARD let's see what the police have to say about it. (full quote)
  Wow that was fast (full quote)
  Do you know how the tv works I am ten years old tv is my life... (ASKING FOR TIP) Well... Oh i am sorry and there is plenty more where that came from.. (full quote)
  Your draws sir: gees don't flash these babies around here there could be girls on this floor. I was very careful sir.. Oh i am sorry you wanted another tip That won't be necessory i still have some tip leftover (Chewing gum. (Showing him money) No tip ok.. No, no, no, no wait, wait, wait.... (full quote)
  Hi id like a hotel room plese.....with an extra large bed and one of them refridriators that you have to open with a key card you got it. (full quote)
  WOW...Luxurious...AND spacious! (full quote)
  my tie is in the bathroom (full quote)
  Like a rock.. huh Marv?? (Pile of furniture falls down) (full quote)
  duncans toy chest (full quote)
  i LOVE you! (full quote)
  Harry: Here we are Marv, Newy York City, the land of opportunity, smell that? Marv: Yeah. Harry: Know what it is? Marv: Fish. Harry: It's freedom. Marv: No it's fish. Harry: It's freedom, and it's money! Marv: Ok, ok it's freedom. Harry: We better get out of here before somebody sees us. Marv: And it's fish. (full quote)
  Maybe they're just too busy. Maybe they don't forget about you but they forget to remember you. I don't think people mean to forget; I think it just happens. (full quote)
  I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades and I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them... so I kept them in a box and you know what happened to them? I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside; I just wore them in my room a couple times. If you aren't gonna use your heart, then what's the difference if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades - when you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance - you got nothing to lose. (full quote)
  i would like a hotel room with an extra large bed, a tv, and one of those little refridgerators you can open with a card, you got it (full quote)
  I believe ya..BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T (full quote)
  I Believe Ya...But MY Tommy GUN DON'T (full quote)
  If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you. (full quote)
  Merry Christmas Harry... Happy Chanukah Marv! (full quote)
1815 I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life (full quote)
4307 KEVIN, YOU SPENT $967.00 ON ROOM service??? (full quote)
10929 Happy New Year! (full quote)
10929 All alone on Christmas. (full quote)
10929 A Holly Jolly Christmas. (full quote)
10929 Jingle Bell Rock. (full quote)
10929 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. (full quote)
10929 The most wonderful time of the year. (full quote)
10929 Christmas all over again. (full quote)
10929 You got the right to remain silent, you know. (full quote)
29134 My family's in Flordia and I'm in New york. My family' Flordia...and I'm in...New york. (full quote)
29134 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. (knock knock knock) (full quote)
29134 1: You better not wreck my trip you little sourpuss, your Dad's paying good money for it. 2:Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 3: What a troubled young man. (full quote)
29134 Okay, enough of this gooey sh- show of emotion, alright everybody dig in! (full quote)
34030 Harry..ive reached the top...ahhhhhh (full quote)
36974 Frank: Take it is on easy the pepsi, the rubber sheets are packed (full quote)
36974 Kevin: I'm not sorry, i did what i did because buzz humiliated me. And since you're all too stupid to believe his lies, i don't care if your idiotic florida trip gets wrecked or not! Peter: Kevin, you walk out of here and you're sleeping on the third floor. Fuller: Yeah with me :sips pepsi: Kevin: So what else is new?! (full quote)
41021 1) Excuse me what's that city over there 2) That's New York Sir 3) Yikes I did it again 4) Something wrong Sir 5) I'll be fine (full quote)
41892 That was the sound of a Tool Chest falling down the stairs (full quote)
ZD_Drummer90 credit Card? You got it! (full quote)