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HouseSitter - 1992 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4904 Oh this is so Davis. (full quote)
4904 ... and he looked at me- and he smiled. (full quote)
4904 You could go to jail for this. (full quote)
4904 1) You told them I was SORRY? 2)Well, you did say you regretted the situation. (full quote)
4904 Grow feathers and shit in a tree! (full quote)
4904 Say Gwen, gwen do you get off and gwere can we gwo? (full quote)
4904 1) You are so nuts! 2)An you are so sane!It's perfect! (full quote)
4904 1)And then came Maui. 2)what happened in Maui? 3)Gwen might as well tell it. (full quote)
4904 We used to wash each other's hair. (full quote)
4904 Bye! See you at choir practice! (full quote)
4904 Is that the best you could do for parents?! You got them off the street for God's sake! (full quote)
4904 I punched a totally innocent Hungarian! (full quote)
4904 1) You're interesting. 2)Really? 1)Yeah, you're so- average. (full quote)
4904 1)So I guess you better show me where your phone is. 2)(sneezes)I don't have a phone. 1)But I asked you if I could use it and you said yes. 2)That's not what you asked me. 1)That is exactly what I asked you! 2)You asked me if you could come up here and sleep with me and you know that as well as I do. (full quote)
4904 1)what are you a law student or something? 2)Hey! 1)I guessed it? You're a law student? Where do you go to school? 2)Don't you mean gwere do I go to school? 1)I admit I got a little carried away back at the resteraunt- 2)I'm not a law student. 1)Why'd you tell me you were a law student. 2)I didn't tell you I was a law student, you told me I was a law student. I just told you I wasn't a law student. (full quote)
4904 1)Hey, you tricked me. 2)I didn't trick you, I deceived you. 1)what's the difference? 2)Intention. (full quote)
4904 1. 611 Hillsaide. And do you think you can have that delivered by tonight? 2. what was that adress again? 1. 611 Hillsaide. That cute, little house that Newton Davis built. 2. That house is vacant 1. Well we're moving back. My name's Gwen. I'm his wife. 2. Mine's George. I'm his father. (full quote)
4904 I like what you've done with the negative space. (full quote)
4904 Should I tell everyone to gather by the river, because that's where they're going to find your body! (full quote)
4904 1. Did you hear that George? 2. I'm right here Edna. 1.My boy cried. (full quote)
4904 1. Why don't you call the boy? 2.Uh- I don't think that would be a very good idea. You know, for the time being why don't you just send messages through me? 3.Well could you- oh just tell him, for god's sake, to come home. (full quote)
4904 1. Becky? Becky Metcalfe? Oh Davis has told me all about you! Did he tell you about me? 2. No, I didn't even know he was married. (full quote)
4904 1. I don't believe it.I just don't believe it. 2.You don't? Which part? (full quote)
4904 You're a shit. (full quote)
4904 1. That doesn't give you the right to, at the drop of a hat, to dispairage my reputation! 2. your reputaion! You're a con artist! (full quote)
4904 1. ..and now a college education! 2. and dance classes. 1. must we forget? (full quote)
4904 purge, gwen, purge. (full quote)
4904 1. One at a time please. 2 & 3. SHUTUP! (full quote)
4904 1. what did the note say? 2. I'll tell you what it said. It said marry me, Gwen. I'm lost without you. (full quote)
4904 1. I love you Gwen. 2. Actually, it's Jessica. (full quote)
4904 You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit! (full quote)
4904 1. Keep your wallet in your pocket, Davis. 2. But I want you to have something. 1. I don't want your money! I will take the furniture. (full quote)
4904 1. I don't have the cash to pay for all this. 2. Don't be silly. On your account. Harve. Harve. Grab a perculator off the shelf. (full quote)
4904 Every marriage has to end, but not because of me! Don't you understand!? You're married! (full quote)
4904 Lemon or sugar? (full quote)
14132 truth be told.... (full quote)
Deb You're the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit! (full quote)
  you had him buildin' your damn tree house and on your adventure walks and on the day he offered you this house and you blew it, i'm the one who found him, and i'm the one who knows what he's worth-and you're the one he wants god dammnit! (full quote)
13284 1. Oh, that is so rich! 2. RICH??? (full quote)
10929 what marriage? (full quote)
noblenoodle I know what women like (full quote)