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Husbands and Wives - 1992 Movie Quotes


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10929 Whay can I say? She's me, but she's younger. (full quote)
10929 what can I say? She's me, but she's younger. (full quote)
  You use sex to express every emotion except love! (full quote)
  1)Jesus...you don't need psychotherapy, and certainly not from her. 2)You're just threatened by her because she's postmodern. 1)Look, anyone who wrote their thesis saying that the Sabine women had it coming to them... (full quote)
  1)God doesn't play dice with the universe. 2)No...he just plays hide and seek. (full quote)
10929 They don't want an old man. (full quote)
  A woman gets to be over a certain age and it's a DIFFERENT ball game. (full quote)
  I want someone who digs her nails into my back and ScreamS when I fuck her (full quote)
  You dump Sally and then you pick up with this cocktail waitress, she's a fucking cocktail waitress! You're my friend, I mean I feel like your I.Q. has suddenly gone into remission. (full quote)
  Don Juan....a love story,....fucking don juans, they should have cut his fucking dick off! (full quote)
  (woman): He was the kind of guy that gave you an appliance on your birthday. (man): I never gave her an appliance for her birthday, I gave her a Mellier coffee maker once, and a camera for her birthday, and an enlarger for our anniversary, but she wanted it, she asked for it.... (full quote)
  Why do I hear $50,000 of psychotherapy dialing 911? (full quote)
  These people are trying to have an intelligent conversation and you're sitting there, jerking off about tofu and crystals! (full quote)
  We're splitting up....come on, don't turn this into a wake! (full quote)
  I love couscous! (full quote)
  I was bored at the opera, I mean, we'd never just sit around...if I put an ashtray in the wrong place it was like—pssst! (full quote)
  Why did I push Sally and Michael together when obviously I wanted Michael for myself? (full quote)
  My family and I, we used to quote from that story of yours, 'The Gray Hat,' .....giving up one's hopes, compromising one's dreams, was like putting on a gray hat, I loved that! (full quote)
  No wonder men would make love at any time and any place, while women were more selective—they were catering to the needs of just ONE EGG, while men had millions and millions of sperm screaming wildly, 'Let us out please! let us out now!' (full quote)
  You want a real genuine kiss?...both lips, upper and lower... (full quote)
38418 I still have feelings for Sally....feelings I don't think I could ever have for you! (full quote)
38418 My family and I, we used to quote from that story 'The Gray Hat.' ....giving up one's hopes, compromising one's dreams was like putting on a gray hat....I LOVED that! (full quote)
38418 Of course men would make love at anytime, and any place, with any number of partners, while women were more selective—they were at each time catering to the needs of only a single egg, while men had millions and millions of sperm screaming frantically 'Let us out please! let us out now!' (full quote)
38418 O come on, you'll feel better tomorrow 2: I am gonna feel like SHIT tomorrow! (full quote)
38418 He was the kind of man who gives you an appliance for your birthday (full quote)
38418 They're trying to have an intellectual conversation and you're sitting there jerking off about tofu and crystals. (full quote)
38418 I don't know why I did that....why did I push Sally and Michael together when obviously I had feelings for him myself. (full quote)
38418 what are you the GUARDIAN here? (full quote)
38418 I've fantasized about being single 2: I know you have 1: how do you know? 2: because you got so angry that night when Jack and I said we were splitting up....I thought about it later and realized we must have touched a nerve (full quote)
38418 Why do I hear fifty thousand dollars of psychotherapy dialing 911? (full quote)
38418 But she's a fucking cocktail waitress! I mean, this is what you leave Sally for? (full quote)
38418 I feel like your I.Q. has suddenly gone into remission (full quote)
38418 what are we seeing? 2:Don Juan 1: Don Juan?....a LOVE story....fucking don juans, they should have cut his fucking dick off (full quote)
38418 You want a real professional kiss? both lips, upper and lower? (full quote)
38418 Knapp was a swinger, he eschewed nuptual ties and bedded five different women a week....houswives, nurses, you name it, it held Knapp between its legs (full quote)
38418 I think I left the book in the cab....2: you left it in a taxi cab? 1: i think the driver's name was Hargopian? 2: Yeah, Mister Hargopian or Swami Hargopian.... (full quote)
38418 Don't justify your refusal on philisophical grounds (full quote)
  Not so fast....it's just metabolically, it's not my rhythm (full quote)
10929 life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. (full quote)