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League of Their Own, A - 1992 Movie Quotes


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  Crying?? Theres no crying in baseball. (full quote)
3820 If it was easy, everyone would do it. The hard..is what makes it great. (full quote)
3820 I'm going to go home, grab a shower and a shave, give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way. (full quote)
4106 Rodgers Hornsby was my manager and he called me talking pile of pig shit and that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game and did i cry... no.... no.... (full quote)
4129 That's some good peein'! (full quote)
819 The Train Moves, Not The Station. (full quote)
819 Did you promise the cows you would write? (full quote)
3225 1) That dress don't fit you it's too tight 2) I don't plan on wearing it that long 1) I don't know why you get dressed at all (full quote)
3225 1) You know something...you're not nice 2) Ooh, that one hurt (full quote)
3225 1) Has anyone seen my new red hat? 2) Piss on your hat! (full quote)
2227 Hey cow girls! See the grass?? Don't eat it!! (full quote)
3378 Get these farm animals away from me! Haven't you ever heard of a leash?! (full quote)
4375 I'm Mae. And it's not just a name... it's an attitude (full quote)
4492 Do you ever hear dad introduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister. (full quote)
4492 Ya know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. (full quote)
4492 Did you promise the cows you'd write? (full quote)
4492 Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it! (full quote)
4492 Ballplayers? I haven't got ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls I want to sleep with after the game. Not to coach during the game. (full quote)
4492 Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with that little hat on? (full quote)
4697 1) No high ones! 2) I like the high ones! 1) Mule! 2) Nag! (full quote)
4538 1)You ever hear of Harvey bars? 2)Yeah, we feed 'em to the cows when they're constipated. 1) That's the guy. (full quote)
4538 Well thanks for that extra-special glimpse into her life! (full quote)
4538 Come on ladies, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns. (full quote)
5109 Good thing your sister bailed ya out Kit...he! he! (full quote)
  That looked good to me Ellen Sue that looked good to me. (full quote)
  Use your head! It's that lump 3 feet above your ass! (full quote)
5160 Wow. Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. That's good advice. (full quote)
5267 Has anyone ever told you your head looks like a penis with a hat on? (full quote)
4066 I know my girls ain't so pretty as these girls, but thats my fault. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please. (full quote)
4066 All right, everyone, let's listen up now, listen up. Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns ou, I get a bonus when we get to the world series. So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads! (full quote)
6034 Did ya say goodbye to the cows? (full quote)
6034 Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!There's no crying in baseball! (full quote)
6116 It's supposed to be hard, if it wasn't hard everyone would do it. Thats what makes it great. (Tom Hanks) (full quote)
6116 Kit- BITCH Dottie- what? Kit- I've been traded to RACINE! Dottie- what I told them to trade me. Kit- Yeah they'd really trade you, MISS STAR, MISS PERFECT. I bet you knowe that this was goin to happen the whole time! (full quote)
3326 HARD, its supposed to be hard. If it wasn't, then everyone would do it. Its the HARD that makes it great. (full quote)
6034 Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little cap on? (full quote)
6199 Dottie: KIT! Lay off the high ones. Kit: I LIKE the high ones. Dottie: MULE! Kit: NAG! (full quote)
5046 Are you coming?! See, how it works here, the train moves, not the station. (full quote)
5046 Honey, nothing ain't ever going to happen here. You gotta go where things are happening. (full quote)
6537 That was some good peein'! (full quote)
  Has anyone seen my new red hat? (full quote)
  Lady: Sir, your knee! Guy: Like that? (full quote)
  hey cow girls, see the grass don't eat it. (full quote)
  1)you're gunna lose!you're gunna lose! 2)Stuel Angel (full quote)
  1>she took off her kamono and he touched her milky..white..br..br.. 2>Mae-what are you making her read? 3>shush. it doesnt matter. she's reading. go on 1>Milky white breast 3>Now it gets good... (full quote)
  (Jimmy) WHY WE STOPPED?? (BETTY SPAGHETTI) Lou Quit. (Jimmy) WHO'S LOU?? (full quote)
  WHY WE STOPPED??? Lou quit. WHO'S LOU??? (full quote)
  And remember, a lady always keeps her legs together (full quote)
  theres no crying in baseball (full quote)
  You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms? (full quote)
  1) Doesn't that hurt them? 2)Doesn't seem to... 1)God it would bruise the hell out of me. (full quote)
  'This is our daughter, Dottie. And this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.' They should have just had you and bought a dog. (full quote)
  Stewell angel have another chocolate bar! (full quote)
  Stewell angel have another chocolate bar! (full quote)
  1)..yea and some of you's gonna have to leave. (Dottie catches the ball) OK maybe some of them's gonna have to leave. 2) Hey how'd you do that? Excuse me, how'd she do that? (full quote)
  Jimmy- well ya know that doesn't mean you can play... Dottie- ok, you don't want me to play I don't play Jimmy- well.. you can play, i mean you're here... Dottie- okay, then I'll play (full quote)
  Oh you zip it, Doris! (full quote)
  1. EVELYN! Evelyn, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill your son! 2. Mae, don't use my bat! Use Marla's! It's heavier! (full quote)
  I loved you in the Wizard of Oz (full quote)
  You're gonna lose! You're gonna lose! You stink! You're gonna lose! {{Whap}} (full quote)
  Hurry up girls. Dozens of people are waiting to see the game. (full quote)
  If you're in the area, come on down to the ball park. And you MUST be in the area, because this isn't a very powerful station. And bring the kiddies, why don't ya. (full quote)
  Stilwell angel, have another chocolate bar. Gimme Gimme Gimme! (full quote)
  Okay...maybe some of them are goin home. (full quote)
  it's suppost to be hard, if it wasn't hard everyone would do it. he hard is what makes it great (full quote)
  Anything worth doin is worth doin right (full quote)
  You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Sit here; I'll see if I can dig up a pistol! (full quote)
2489 Come on Kit, blow it out your rearend. I got you into this league godd*mnit! (full quote)
2489 Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it. (full quote)
2489 What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops!, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right? (full quote)
2489 I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please. (full quote)
2489 Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is -- she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it. (full quote)
2489 careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey bars is presenting us with women's baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars, you're completely... nuts! (full quote)
2489 Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead! You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you! Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass! [Evelyn starts to cry.] Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game! And did I cry? NO! NO! And do you know why? (full quote)
3378 1) what'd you do to her? 2) Nothin. We just gave her a dress. 3) And a lot of liquer. (full quote)
3378 Ouch! Would you stop kiciing the rocks! (full quote)
3378 1) But- 2) But what!? Field! Tryouts! Play! Go on, get lost! I hate when they get attached to me like that! (full quote)
3378 You got yourself in the league. I got you on the train. (full quote)
3378 1) Alice thinks it's bad luck to change her socks. 2) So we all have to suffer? (full quote)
3378 Don't use my bat, use Marla's! It's heavier! (full quote)
3605 1) They'll pay you seventy-five dollars a week. 2) We only make thirty at the dairy! 1) Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it? (full quote)
5757 1. Thanks for the ride, kid. 2. What's your hurry dollface? What say we hop in the back seat and you can make a man out of me? 1. How bout I smack you around a while instead? 2. Can't we do both? (full quote)
6346 We'ree all members of the All American League, we come from Cities near and far we've got canadians (Woooh)..... (full quote)
6346 your gonna lo ose - You u stink (full quote)
6411 hey cow girls, see the grass? don't eat it? (full quote)
6411 A) some of yous are gonna have to go home. B) what do you mean some of us? (full quote)
6537 What if at a key moment in the game . . . oops! my bosoms come flyin' out? (full quote)
6890 are you crying, there's no crying, there's no crying in baseball! (full quote)
6890 Anyone ever tell you you look like a little penis with that hat on? (full quote)
6890 1. Mr Dugan can I have your autograph? 2. Sure kid. 1. Wow, Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan! 2. Thats good advice! (full quote)
6913 1-Has anyone seen my new red hat? 2-Piss on your hat! (full quote)
7222 if i had your job id kill myself wait here ill see if i can dig up a pistol (full quote)
7319 Oh piss on your hat! (full quote)
7414 Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on? (full quote)
7422 See how it works is, the train moves, not the station. (full quote)
7422 Guy: Doesn't that hurt them??? Woman: Doesn't seem to. Guy: It'd bruise the hell outta' me. (full quote)
7422 By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz. (full quote)
7815 THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEball (full quote)
Shadrach 1: You know general Omar Bradley? 2: Yeah? 1: There's too strong of a resemblance. (full quote)
8188 There's second baseman Marla Hootch... what a hitter!! (full quote)
9316 lets not go to the world series without stillwells toys (full quote)
CarmiCrowe 1) Evelyn, I am sorry, but I am going to have to kill your son. 2) Hey May, May don't use my bat, use Marla's, its heavier. (full quote)
10121 (screaming): Now why AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BUS!!! (full quote)
10423 and what do you suggest?? ... a lot of night games (full quote)
10428 It is supposed to be hard, if it was easy everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes it great. (full quote)
10471 There's no CRYING IN BASEball!! (full quote)
10605 It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would be doing it. The hard is what makes it great. (full quote)
11098 There's no crying in baseball! (full quote)
12756 Doesn't that hurt them? Doesn't seem to. Well, it would bruise the hell outta me! (full quote)
12756 I don't want you, I want her, the one who hit the ball, you can climb back under the cow! (full quote)
13080 I'm singin' to Nelson! Ain't I, baby? (full quote)
13080 High fast balls. She can't hit 'em, and she can't lay off 'em. (full quote)
14740 1) Why don't we slip in the backseat, and you make a man outta me. 2) Why don't I just slap you around for a little while. 1) Can't we do both? (full quote)
14999 This is our daughter Dottie, this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister. (full quote)
17707 Hey cowgirls, see the grass? don't eat it. (full quote)
17707 1. Has anyone seen my new red hat? 2. Oh piss on your hat!!! (full quote)
17707 1. what do you suggest? 2. a lot of night games (full quote)
17707 they should've had you and bought a dog! (full quote)
17899 I'm going to go home, grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way. (full quote)
19005 Perhaps you chastized her too vehemently (full quote)
  Gracefully and grandfully...Gracefully and grandfully. (full quote)
  Wow, if I had your job, I think I'd shoot myself. Wait here I'll see if I can dig up a pistol. (full quote)
  1) Suppose at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and oops...my bosoms come flying out. That might draw a crowd, right? 2) You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms? (full quote)
  So long milk maids. (full quote)
  **Moo** Will you SHUT UP! (full quote)
  Hey cowgirls, there's the grass. dont eat it! (full quote)
  lets go, dozens of people are waiting (full quote)
  See the grass, cowgirls? Don't eat it! (full quote)
  See the grass, cowgirls? Don't eat it! (full quote)
  doesn't that hurt them? (full quote)
  doesn't that hurt them? (full quote)
  i just see why you would throw home when we've got a 2 run lead! you let the tying run get on 2nd and we lost the lead because of you! now start using your head! thats that lump thats 3 feet above your ass! (girl starts crying) are you crying? are you crying? theres no crying! theres no crying in baseball! (full quote)
  Eyebrows...Thin and Separated...There should be two. (full quote)
  We're the members of the All-American league. We come from cities near and far. We got Canadians, Irish ones, and Sweeds. We're all for one, we're one for all, we're All-American. Each girl stands her head so proudly high, our motto do or die, shes not the one to use or need and alibi. Our chaperones are not too soft and not too tough, our mangagers are, on the ball.... (full quote)
  If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. It being hard is what makes it great. (full quote)
  Use your head...Thats the lump that three feet above your ass! (full quote)
  you're gonna lose you stink you're gonna lose (full quote)
  Ever heard dad intruduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie. This is other daughter, Dottie's sister. They should of just had you and bought a dog! (full quote)
  Hey hey you, tall girl, whats her name..beverly...BEVERLY hit the ball far..tall...girl..whats here name again? beverly, BEVERLY (full quote)
  You Stay down there and you Cool Off. (full quote)
  You Stay down there and you Cool Off. (full quote)
  You Stay down there and you Cool Off. (full quote)
  Well bite my butt and call me an apple (full quote)
  when kit meets Dottie after the game (full quote)
  daaaaah dah got him heh heh heh (full quote)
  would you SHUT UP! (full quote)
  Hey cowgirl's see the grass don't eat it (full quote)
  Hey, Dollbody, what do you say we slip into back and you make a man out of me? How about I just slap you around for awhile? Can't we do both? (full quote)
  I especially liked the part where you scratched your balls for an hour. Quite impressive. (full quote)
  Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! (full quote)
  your Killing Me Alice...You're God D*mn killing me! (full quote)
  Shit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. (full quote)
  o were the members of, the all american league we come from cities, near and far. we've got canadian, (woo) and irishmen were all for one were all for all were all american. each girl stands her head so proudly high for we dont got or need an alibi. (full quote)
  o no lets not go to the world series without stillwell's toys (full quote)
  Man)Are you crying? Woman) No.. Man) Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! When I missed a fly pop and the coach told me that I was a scum sucking bag of shit did I cry?! Woman)No, no... Man)No! No! There's no crying in basball! There's NO CRYING IN BASball! Ref)Is there a problem? Man)She was crying sir! Ref) Look Jimmy, I've seen the way you been treatin tese girls. Now I want you to give them the same respect you would your mother (walks away) Man)Did I ever tell you you look like a penis in that hat? (full quote)
  you look like a little penis with a hat on (full quote)
  Use your brain! That's that lump three feet above your ass! (full quote)
  LOU. Who's Lou ? (full quote)
  we're the members of the all american league,we come from cities,near and far, we've got canadians,irish ones and sweeds, we're all for one, we're one for all, we're all american,each girl stands, her head so proudly high,her moto do or die, shes not the one to use or need an aleby, our shaperones are not, to tough, there not to weak, out manangers are on the ball. kirsty, England (full quote)
  Yesterday that might have been a ball. Tomorrow it might have been a ball. But today, it was a strike! (full quote)
  Come one, god knows we have a game, its not like any of this helps anyway (full quote)
  well bite my butt and call me an apple! (full quote)
  Baseball is what gets inside you, its what lights you up.....you can't deny that (full quote)
  ohh lord.. may our feet be swift, may our bats be mighty, may our balls.. be plentaful. (full quote)
  There is no crying in baseball! (full quote)
  Crying!? There is no crying in baseball! (full quote)
  mae: Are you sure you did'nt hit your butt,cuz it looks really swollen? (full quote)
  1)Who's the goddamn manager here, I am! 2) Then act like you you big lug (full quote)
  1) that was a fine piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked the 7th inning, where you scratched your balls for an hour. 2) Well, anything worth doin' is worth doin' right. 1) If we paid you more, Jimmy, could you be just a little more disgusting? 2) Well, I could certainly use the money... (full quote)
  1) It just got too hard. 2) It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. (full quote)
  Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis with a little hat on? That does it,you're out of here. (full quote)
  If you have any trouble, you know who to blame! (full quote)
  If you want to go back to Oregan and have a thousand babies thats fine by me but you don't quit, this is what gets inside you, what lights you up....... (full quote)
  I'm singin to Nelson!...Ain't I baby? (full quote)
2686 oh so he's good looking and smart...there's so few of us (full quote)
CarmiCrowe careers in higher education are leading to the masculination of women. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe It's supposed to be hard. If it weren't hard than everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. (full quote)
10929 By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz. (full quote)
10929 This used to be my playground. (full quote)
10929 Now and forever. (full quote)
beekers Roger Hornsby was my manager. He called me a talking pile of pig shit. And that's when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? (full quote)
beekers 1)Kit, blow it our your rear end. I am so sick and tired of being blamed for everything that's bothering you. 2)I was gettin' too good, wasn't I? I knew if I got too good, you'd do something to push me down. (full quote)
beekers 1)In the Pacific northwest, which is my territory, sales are up a hundred and ten per cent. And this with a war on! 2)You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol. Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I'm just too friendly! (full quote)
beekers 1)You mean you ain't takin' her cuz she ain't pretty? 2)Well, look who just caught up! (full quote)
beekers 1)Sir, your knee! 2)Like it? (full quote)
beekers Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on? (full quote)
beekers 1)Evelyn, which team do you play for? 2)Well, I'm a Peach. 1)Then I was just wondering why you would throw home when we've got a two-run lead. You let the tying runner get on second and we lost the lead becuase of you. Now you start usin' your head -- that's that lump that's three feet above your ass! (full quote)
beekers May, don't use my bat use Marla's -- it's heavier! (full quote)
beekers They should've had you and bought a dog! (full quote)
beekers Hey, Ms. Cutbirth(slaps her on the butt), you gorgeous stack of pancakes, you. (full quote)
beekers By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz. (full quote)
beekers 1)He's really a sweetie, Dottie. 2)Yeah, I hope I have ten just like him. (full quote)
beekers 1)My train leaves at 8:00, I've got ten minutes to pack. 2)Well, if you have any trouble you know who to blame. (full quote)
Daywalker Hey cow girl. See the grass, don't eat it. (full quote)
23823 Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it. (full quote)
24366 That's the second time he's dropped that Bible since she's been in there. (full quote)
24366 #1. what's you do to her? #2. Nothing much, we just gave her a dress.....#3. and a lot of liquor!! (full quote)
24366 what's your rush, Doll Body? (full quote)
24986 (MAE) there's no pockets for my cigarettes (LOWENSTEIN) Oh there's no smoking. There's also no drinking and no men. (full quote)
24986 (KIT) You're not taking her because she ain't pretty? (ERNIE) Well, look who finally caught on! (full quote)
24986 (HARVEY) Are you still a fall-down drunk? (DUGAN) Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking. (HARVEY) You've seen the error of your ways. (DUGAN) No, I just can't afford it. (full quote)
24986 (LOWENSTEIN) If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting? (JIMMY) [brightly] Well, I could certainly use the money. (full quote)
24986 what should we do -- send the boys returning from WAR back to the kitchen? (full quote)
24986 (Shirley Baker)Kimono, kimono. Off. And. Gr-- Gra-- Grabbed. (Mae Mordabito) Grabbed. ((Shirley Baker) Her. M-- mi-- mil-- mil-- milky, milky. White, white. Milky white. Evelyn Gardner) Mae! What are you giving her to read? (Mae Mordabito) Oh, what the difference does it make? She's reading, okay? That's the important thing. Now go away, go, shoo, shoo. Go ahead, Shirley, you're doing good. (Shirley Baker) Thanks, Mae. Milky white bre-- breasts! [Gives Mae a surprised look] (Mae Mordabito) It gets really good after that. Look. The delivery boy walks in... (full quote)
24986 (DORIS) It's the second time he dropped that bible since she's been in....... Mae! what did you say? (MAE) Everything. (full quote)
24986 Evelyn! Your kid ate the line up! (full quote)
24986 (SIDWELL ANGEL) You're gonna looooose, you're gonna looooose, you're gonna loooose...! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for? #2-Well, I'm a Peach. (full quote)
Marvin Acme See how it works is, the train moves, not the station. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that's your business. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Ow! Doesn't that hurt them? #2-Doesn't seem to. #1-Well, it would bruise the hell out of me. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-It's funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You're a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would've laid off the booze. #2-Well, it's not exactly like that... I hurt my knee. #1-You fell out of a hotel! That's how you hurt it. #2-Well, there was a fire. #1-Which you started, which I had to pay for. (full quote)
JenniferJayde Person 1: what did you do to her?? Person 2: We gave her a dress. Person 3: And a lot of liquor! (full quote)
30083 1. You're gonna lose....you're gonna lose...you stink!! You're gonna--2.*throws mit, hits 1* HAHA!! Got him!! (full quote)
30083 (Mae) Evelyn! Evelyn I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to kill...your SON! (Evelyn) No, Mae don't!! (Doris) Mae don't use my bat use Marla's, its heavier!! (full quote)
30083 1.Ever hear dad introduce us to people? 'This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our OTHER daughter...Dottie's Sister. Should've just had you and bought a dog. 2. Mitch Swaley likes you. 1. Mitch Swaley is one step up from dating a pig. 2. But an important step. (full quote)
30083 1: Mr. Dugan? Mr. Dugan!! 2: Oh, what is it baby? *kisses 1, then wakes up* 1 & 2: AAAHHHHH!!! *2 drinks liquor and spits it back out* 2: what the hell is going on?? Why have we stopped?? 3: Lou quit. 2: WHOSE LOU?? 3: The driver. (full quote)
30083 By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz. (full quote)
31443 Of course it's hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. (full quote)
32106 1) You still could be playing, if you'd just laid off the booze. 2) That's not exactly what happened. I hurt my knee. 1) You fell out of a hotel--that's how you hurt it. 2) Well, there was a fire. 1) Which you started which I had to pay for. 2) I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with. (full quote)
38042 Oh! Bite me on the butt and call me an apple. (full quote)
38042 Hey Jimmy, you look like shit, don't you ever shave? (full quote)
38042 In my 43 years of practicing medicine, I've never seen a woman throw up so much. (full quote)
38042 By the way, I loved you in 'The Wizard of Oz' (full quote)
38042 Gracefully and grandly (full quote)
38983 All the way May (full quote)
38983 Dirt in the skirt May, dirt in the skirt! (full quote)
38983 Mule! Nay! (full quote)
41248 1) Hey Kit, lay off the high ones. 2) I like the high ones! 1) Mule! 2) Nag! (full quote)
44537 By the way...you were great in The Wizard of Oz (full quote)
44706 what are you doing, are you crying, theres no crying in baseball. (full quote)
DoOrDoNot Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on? (full quote)
46489 1)IIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM aaaaaaaaaa Peach 2)what? 1)I'm a Rockford Peach! (full quote)
ksball138 Anything worth doing is worth doing right. (full quote)
pinkink123 There's no crying in baseball! (full quote)
cin241 [Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy] Little Boy: [reading] Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. Jimmy Dugan: Hey, that's good advice! (full quote)