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Lethal Weapon 3 - 1992 Movie Quotes


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5549 Close Riggs? Close is a lingerie shop without a front window. (full quote)
5549 L: Police Police, oh that's very good Riggs. Can you say that three times in a row, real fast? R: Why am I getting to ya, am I getting to ya? L: Are you trying to bait me? R: I'm a master of it. (full quote)
5549 Riggs and Murtagh: I'm too old for this shit! (full quote)
  I have 3 beautiful childern,yours! Trish does my laundry,I live in yur icebox. (full quote)
  I Don't Get It. Riggs: Looks like Granma Billy bought herself a dog. Lorna:That;s not a dog, that's a horse! Riggs:I don't get it. Lorna:what do you mean you dont get it. It's a dog. It's a FUCKING dog! Riggs:No, close is a lingerie shop without a front window. I don't get it. (full quote)
10471 You have the right to remain silent, anything you say...won't be much. (full quote)
11527 oh another one we gotta get a new fuckin' dog (full quote)
12153 Trish: Aren't you forgetting something? Murtaugh: Oh. [puckers lips] Trish: [thrusts bulletproof vest upon him] THIS! You wear it, you eat in it, you sleep in it! Okay?! 6 more days! And Riggs, keep an eye on him. Riggs: Okay. Murtaugh: She loves me. (full quote)
12153 Trish: Aren't you forgetting something? Murtaugh: Oh. [puckers lips] Trish: [thrusts bulletproof vest upon him] THIS! You wear it, you eat in it, you sleep in it! Okay?! 6 more days! And Riggs, keep an eye on him. Riggs: Okay. Murtaugh: She loves me. (full quote)
12153 He's done this twice, oh, damn! I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose!! (full quote)
12153 Roger Murtaugh: I got 8 days to my retirement, and I will NOT make a stupid mistake! Martin Riggs: Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me! Roger Murtaugh: That's usually my first mistake! (full quote)
12153 When you retire, you're not just retiring you, man! You're retiring us! (full quote)
12153 They FUCK YOU at the hospital, OK? They FUCK YOU at the hospital! First they drug you, then they FUCK YOU! And then along comes the insurance company and FUCKS YOU some more! (full quote)
12153 We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs. (full quote)
12153 Roger Murtaugh: I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you. Martin Riggs: That won't happen to me because there are winners and there are losers and god wouldn't do that to me. (full quote)
12153 [Travis buries a henchman in cement] Jack Travis: Now we've got a relationship we can build on. (full quote)
12153 I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act. (full quote)
18023 You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say aint gonna be much. (full quote)
  About 150,000 of them (full quote)
10929 Yuck, Exxon! (full quote)
10929 -I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you. -That won't happen to me because there are winners and there are losers and God wouldn't do that to me. (full quote)
10929 He's done this twice. Oh, damn! I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose! (full quote)
5473 You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say aint going to be much. (full quote)
5473 I'm chaos and he's mayhem. We're a double act. (full quote)
5473 They FUCK you at the hospital ok! (full quote)
5473 You should have cut the red wire! (full quote)
5473 Get out of here before my partner kills you! (full quote)
5473 He's done this twice, Oh damn! I'm gonna to suck his eyes out through his nose!! (full quote)
5473 Now we have a relationship that we can build on. (full quote)
  Roger: There Is A BOMB IN THAT BUILDING!!! Riggs: I bet vital parts of my anatomy that there is no bomb in there. Roger: OK. Riggs: Oh by the way Roger, there might be a bomb in here! (full quote)
  Riggs: Alright i'm gonna cut the red wire. Roger: Whoa whoa a minute ago you said blue. Riggs: Did i, oh i ment red. (full quote)
beekers You tell that man that he is the jam in my jelly roll! (full quote)
beekers Close is a lingerie shop without a front window. (full quote)
33100 Just you,me and this cat are stupid enough to be in here! (full quote)
33100 I was walking, okay? I wasn't driving,okay what, do I need a walking license now? (full quote)
13284 1. Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam, huh? Yeah, with a telescope big enough to see Venus! 2. I guess all he saw was Your-anus, huh? (full quote)
33361 1) That was close 2) Close is a lingerie shop without a front window (full quote)
33361 1)I'm Leo Gets...anything you want I can get....get it? 2) yeah, I get it. (full quote)
33501 1>You're fuckin' over Jack! 2>Sorry Murph I'm just gettin' started. (full quote)
33501 I need ammo I'm outta business without ammo, the good stuff. (full quote)
  Riggs:You ever made it with another sargeant before? Lorna: Shut up, Riggs. (full quote)
10929 Close is a lingerie shop without windows? (full quote)
10929 Bravo! (full quote)
10929 We're in the middle of a case...of scotch. (full quote)
10929 --Where did you learn to fight like that? --Catholic school. (full quote)
10929 Don't tough anything. (full quote)
10929 I told you not to touch anything. (full quote)
10929 Be gentle with me. (full quote)
10929 Shut up, Riggs. (full quote)
10929 Great car chase! (full quote)
10929 I can't believe you did that! I can't believe you did that! I can't believe you did that! (full quote)
10929 You're suppose to grow old with someone, not because of them. (full quote)
13284 You back out of this now, I'll make sure that only your dentist can identify the body. (full quote)
33944 When you busted Billy Phelps, you stumbled onto something this department has been trying to keep a lid on (full quote)
33944 1/_And you let him slip through your fingers... 2/_That's closer than you ever got 1/_*Close*, Riggs?... Close is a lingerie shop without a front window (full quote)
33944 1/_ What is this place? 2/_ I accessed Billy Phelps' phone numbers on my computer, Billy made a dozen calls to this address 1/_ That was nice of you to steal that information 2/_ Semantics, Riggs 1/_ Semantics?.... Oh, I'm always up for some antics (full quote)
33944 You have the right to remain unconscious, anything you say ain't gunna be much! (full quote)
33944 1/_No I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act, what are we, *required reading*?? 2/_As a matter of fact, you are (full quote)
33944 1/_I didn't lose, I conceded 2/_You conceded or you're conceited? 1/_ You think I'm conceited? (full quote)
33944 [to a builder wroking on his trailer] Hey, I like a man who takes pride in his work... you know where I can find one? (full quote)
33944 You're the only family I got.... I got three beautiful kids, I love em, they're yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life!!! (full quote)
33944 You wanna do something Sargeant Murtaugh?? You find the man who put that gun in my son's hand! (full quote)
33944 1/_ So tell me about Travis 2/ I told ya, moron, I said I don't know any *Jack Travis* 1/ I never said his name was Jack.... hey, you better start telling me more than Jack-Shit!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam huh? huh?.... with a telescope big enough to see Venus! 2/_I guess all they saw was Uranus (full quote)
33944 He's a royal pain in the ass with a LOT of connections (full quote)
33944 Now I'm pissed Roge... now I'm pissed!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_ How come you got a police scanner? 2/_ (cough! cough!) Hello??? *Car 54, where are you???* (full quote)
33944 Riggs, why don't you go out and beat your street! (full quote)
33944 1/ Cover me!!! 2/ *Cover you?!* Cover me!,cover him, cover everybody.... when I someone gunna cover me for a change???!!! (full quote)
33944 Lorna?... Lets live to regret this, huh? (full quote)
33944 1/_ I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem, ok? 2/_ What *dog biscuit* problem? 1/_ Well, I've been chasing more cars lately and when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch (full quote)
33944 It's Probably Me___-___Sting (full quote)