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Muppet Christmas Carol, The - 1992 Movie Quotes


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  1. You're a little absent-minded, Spirit. 2. No, I'm a large absent-minded Spirit. (full quote)
  1. We were always heckling you. 2. It's good to be heckling again. 1. Its' good to be doing anything again. (full quote)
  1. We were always heckling you. 2. It's good to be heckling again. 1. It's good to be doing anything again. (full quote)
3225 1) The bookkeeping staff was wondering if they could have some extra coal for the fire...2) How would the bookkeeping staff like to be unemployed! 3) HEATWAVE! This is the island in the sun! (full quote)
4473 we're marley and marley! ahahhahhaha, we're marly and marley (full quote)
4066 Light the lamp not the rat!! Light the lamp not the rat (full quote)
8563 Mother always taught me never to eat singing food. (full quote)
9397 The Marleys were dead to begin with. (full quote)
9397 DADDY!!!!!! (full quote)
4307 1. Hey, should we be worried about the kids in the audience? 2. Nah, this is culture. (full quote)
4307 I knew that you weren't suited for literature! (full quote)
4307 1. Charles Dickens was a 19th-century novelist. A genius. 2. Oh, you are too kind. (full quote)
Star *singing* Ole Scrooge he loves his money 'cause he thinks it gives him power. If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. (full quote)
Star God save my little broken body! AHH! (full quote)
Star I know the Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! (full quote)
4307 He must be so lonely, he must be so sad. He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad. He's really a victim of fear and of pride. Look close, and there must be a sweet man inside...Nah! (full quote)
8563 If I had him here, I would give him a piece of my mind to feast upon. And I bet he would choke on it! (full quote)
8563 Why do you delight in torturing me? (full quote)
8563 Story tellers are omniscient. I know everything. (full quote)
7016 Our assets are frozen! (full quote)
13901 1. You could fit through there the whole time? 2. Of Course 1. You are such an idiot! 2. what?? (full quote)
7016 Whoa, that's scary stuff. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience? (full quote)
19275 Rizzo: Well Hoity-toity Mr. God-like smarty pants. (full quote)
19275 Rizzo: Oh, God, Gonzo! I mean Mr. Dickens, schooally, are you hurt? Gonzo: To say that Scrooge wasn't startled would be untrue. However, the moment had passed and the world was as it should be. Rizzo: Ain't hurt - didn't even break his concentration. Gonzo: What? Rizzo: Nothin'. (full quote)
19275 Rizzo: He's got 'im there, the old boy's speechless. Scrooge: If I had my way, every fool who went round with a 'Merry Christmas' on their lips would be cooked with his own turkey and a sprig of holly through his heart. Rizzo: Well, not quite speechless. (full quote)
7016 I love these annual Christmas parties. I love them so much, I think we'll do it twice a year! (full quote)
7016 There's only two things in this life I hate - heights and jumping from them. (full quote)
23990 Thank you for making me a part of this! (full quote)
23990 Jelly Bean? *Kiss* (full quote)
8563 God save my little broken body. (full quote)
8563 Rats don't understand these things. (full quote)
  *singing* There was a time when i was sure that u and i were truely one. That our future was forever and would never come undone. But we came so close to being close and though u cared for me theres distance in ur eyes tonight so we're not meant to be. The love is gone, the love is gone. The sweet estreem that we had ever known. The love is gone, the love is gone. I wish you well, but i must leave u now alone. (full quote)
  *singing* There was a time when I was sure That you and I were truly one That our future was forever And would never come undone And we came so close to being close And though you cared for me There's distance in your eyes tonight So we're not meant to be The love is gone The love is gone The sweetest dream That you have ever known The love is gone The love is gone I wish you well But I must leave you now alone There comes a moment in your life Like a window and you see Your future there before you And how perfect life can be But adventure calls with unknown voices Pulling you away Be careful or you may regret The choice you make someday It was almost love It was almost always It was like a fairytale we'd live out You and I And yes some dream come true And yes some dreams fall through And yes the time has come for us to say goodbye Yes some dreams come true Yes some dreams fall through And yes the time has come for us to say goodbye (full quote)
8563 A guy could break his tail falling out of this tree. (full quote)
8563 If you like this, you should read the book. (full quote)
Miles J It is the season of the spirit, the message if you hear it, is make it last all year (full quote)
Miles J life is full of meetings and partings, that is the way of it. I'm sure we will never forget Tiny Tim and this first parting that has come between us. (full quote)
Miles J ...The incident at the door had made Scrooge weary. Before he tucked himself in for the night he searched his rooms. (full quote)
Miles J If I had my way, every idiot that went around with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and burried with a stake of Holy on his heart. (full quote)
Miles J 1 Are You the spirit whos comming was fortold to me? 2 I am 1 But, you're just a child. 2 I can remember nearly 1900 years. (full quote)
  Rizzo: Rats don't understand this kinda thing. Dickens: Were you never a lonely child? Rizzo: I had 2.860 brothers (full quote)
  you may be an undigested piece of beef, a bloot uof mustared, a crumb of cheese! (full quote)
  A: Ishee-kirdee-durdy-dirsheen! B,C: Fa la la la la la la la la (full quote)
  Gonzo- Why, hello. Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol. I am here to tell the story. Rizzo- And I am here for the food. Gonzo- My name is Charles Dickens. Rizzo- And my name is Rizzo the rat...hey, wait a second, you're not Charles Dickens. Gonzo- I am too. Rizzo- You mean a blue furry creature who hangs out with a rat? Gonzo- Absolutely Rizzo- Charles Dickens was a 19th century novelist. A genius. Gonzo- Oh, you are too kind. Rizzo- Why should I believe you? Gonzo- 'Cause I know a story like the back of my hand. Rizzo- Prove it. Gonzo- Alright... I got a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist when I fell off my bycicle. Rizzo- No, not your hand, the story. Gonzo- Oh, sorry. (full quote)
  There are only two things in life I'm afraid of, hights and jumping from them. (full quote)
  Scrooge: Who Is This? Bob: That's Mr. Applegate, Sir. (full quote)
8563 You always criticized me. (full quote)
8563 I'm from New Jersey! (full quote)
10929 If you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count his friends. (full quote)
Miles J 1- Let us see another year in this place 2- They were all very much the same, nothing ever changed. 1- You changed (full quote)
Miles J The lamp lighters are at work, it's Christmas eve for certain. (full quote)
Miles J He told me he hoped peole saw him there today, to remind them who made lame beggers walk and blind men see. (full quote)
Marvin Acme If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1:Here is my Christmas speech. 'Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.' #2: That was the speech? #3: It was dumb. #2: It was obvious. #3: It was pointless. #2: It was... short. 2&3: I loved it. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: Why do you doubt your senses? #2: Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more gravy than of grave about you. #3: more gravy than of grave? #1: What a terrible pun. Where'd you get those jokes? #3: Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: Oh wait- I forgot my jellybeans. what? #2: You can fit through those bars? #1: Yeah. #2: You are such an idiot. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1:You're a little absent-minded, spirit. #2: No, I am a LARGE absent-minded spirit. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: And therefore I am about to raise your salary. #2: and I am about to raise you right right off the pavement onto the...pardon? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Tell me Ebenezer Scroog do you know this place? #2- Know it? My first job was here. This is Fozziwig's old rubber chicken factory. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Tell me Ebenezer Scrooge do you know this place? #2- Know it? My first job was here. This is Fozziwig's old rubber chicken factory. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Er..ah..I suppose that on the blessed day of Christmas one must drink to the health of a Mr. Scrooge, even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, unfeeling and badly dressed! #2 & #3- (GASP) (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I fell down the chimney onto a flaming hot goose! #2- You have all the fun. (full quote)
Marvin Acme The Marley's were dead to begin with. (full quote)
Marvin Acme We're Marley and MarleyAvarice and greed We took advantage of the poor Just ignored the needy We specialized in causing pain Spreading fear and doubt And if you could not pay the rent We simply threw you out (full quote)