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Wayne's World - 1992 Movie Quotes


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2946 If you're going to spew,spew into this (full quote)
  Yes, I'll have the cream of sumyungai. (full quote)
3820 Marriage is a punishment for shoplifting in some countries. (full quote)
3820 I once thought I had mono for an entire year, it turned out I was just really bored. (full quote)
4338 If you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from his wounds. The Indians believed this was his soul escaping from his body. (full quote)
  1.Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny? 2.uhh...no 1.I didn't either, i was just checking. (full quote)
4391 It will be mine, oh yes it will be mine (full quote)
4391 That's a babe! She makes me feel all funny, like when we use to climb the rope in gym class. (full quote)
  camera one, camera two. camera one, camera two. (full quote)
3225 Ah, the merth mobile (full quote)
  If she was a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln! (full quote)
4957 Led Zeppelin didn't write songs that everyone liked. They left that to the Beegees. (full quote)
5102 1) HEY! Hey, *name* you can't play that in here. (points to sign) 2) what?! No Stairway? (full quote)
4969 Happy Birthday, Mr. President, Happy Bithday to youuuuuuuu... (full quote)
  I do not even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack (full quote)
  Hey Phil. If you're gonna spew, spew into this. (full quote)
5481 #1. I do have one plan (opens a door) #2. Whoa, what are you going to do with these guys! #1. Nothing really, I just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of people who are getting trained like in James Bond movies. #2. Wicked! (full quote)
4049 No stairway-denied! (full quote)
5579 Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. (full quote)
5775 If you're gonna spew, spew into this. (full quote)
5172 (1)The Shity Beatles? Are they any good? (2)They suck. (1)Then it's not just a clever name. (full quote)
5172 I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way, I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets. (full quote)
5172 You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. (full quote)
5172 Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue? And, they put it in a jar, and it wouldn't die; it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues. Pretty cool, huh? (full quote)
5172 I believe I requested the hand job. (full quote)
5172 Say, I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon? Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type. (full quote)
5817 I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on! (full quote)
6034 Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be prailines and dick. (full quote)
4066 1. Well, don't you want to open your present? 2. What is it? 1. Open it. 2. What is it? 1.It's a gun rack. 2.A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? 1. You don't like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. 2.I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental? (full quote)
6034 A gun rack? what am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't own Agun, let alone many guns which would be needed to neccessitate a gun rack. (full quote)
6034 Hey I'm in New York, I've got a gun, let's go to a broadway play! Hi, I'm in Delaware. (full quote)
5352 1)Happy aniversary Wayne ! 2) Stacy we broke up 2 months ago . 1) Well just because we broke up , doesn't mean we can't still go out .2)Well yes it does actually . That's what breaking up is . 1) Well are you gonna go to the gasworks tonight ? 2) NO ! 3,4,5&6) NO! 1) Well , don't you wanna open your present ? 2) If it's a severed head : I'm going to be very upset . 1) OPen it . 2) OK .... What is it ? 1) It's a gun rack !2) A gun rack ?? ..A gun rack . I don't even own *a* gun . Let alone many guns that would nessisitate an ENTIRE rack . What am I gonna do ..with a gun rack ? 1) You don't like it ..Fine . You know wayne , if your not careful : You're gonna lose me . 2) I LOST YOU 2 MONTHS AGO ! ARE YOU MENTAL ? GET WITH THE NOW !!!! (full quote)
6252 Excellent! (full quote)
6252 1. I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon? 2. Yes, I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. (full quote)
6252 1. No Way! 2. WAY!! (full quote)
6252 We're not worthy! We're not worthy! (full quote)
6252 She will be mine...oh yes...she will be mine. (full quote)
3225 1) Now your name is pronounced Algar right? 2) okay...WAYNE!!! (full quote)
3225 Maybe you want to go to Texas. Howdy, Pardner let's raise and rope broncos. Howdy y'all! Or imagine being magically whisked away to...Deleware...Hi, I'm in Deleware (full quote)
6434 It's kinda like a new pair of underwear....at first, it's constrictive, but after awhile, it becomes a part of you. (full quote)
  game ON!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Excuse me...I'd like to get BY now. (full quote)
  Contract or no, i will not bow to any sponsor (full quote)
  It's like people only do things becuase they get paid...and that's just really sad (full quote)
  I'd like to go to the bathroom please, by this century (full quote)
  Or how about Hawaii....mookalokakiki come on you wanna lay me..pass the joint ahoima..mahola (full quote)
  Hey I'm in New york...i got a gun let's go to a broadway show (full quote)
  what is it girl? Wayne's been kidnapped by aliens? Oh i misunderstood you...Wayne's outside (full quote)
  lehoengah! (full quote)
  stop it you're scaring me! (full quote)
  LITTLE, YELLOW, DIFFERENT (full quote)
  would you like to have dinner some night? I like to have dinner every night. (full quote)
  The Shitty Beatles?.....Are they any good?.......No they suck......Oh so then its not just a cleaver name! (full quote)
  1/ car 2/ car 1/ game on 2/ game on 3/ hi wayne hi (full quote)
  I'll have the cream of some young guy (full quote)
  lets do the scooby-doo ending! (full quote)
  Okay, so i still live with my parents, which i admit is both bogus and sad, but at least i have a great cable access show and i still know how to party! But what i'd really love is to do wayne's world for a living! It might happen, CHA and monkeys might fly out my butt! (full quote)
  RADIO: (as they all lip-synch) Oh, mama-mia, mama-mia! MAMA-MIA, LET ME GO! BE-ELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!! (They start headbanging) (full quote)
  FOXY LADY!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Pardon me? do you have any grey pupon? (full quote)
  Hi, Were in Deleware! (full quote)
  Phil: Were you guys at the Gasworks Friday night? Wayne: Yea man Phil: Aww man you shouldda been there. There was this band Crucial Taunt who had this Mega Babe for a bass player.. unreal! Wayne: DUDE.... we were there! Are you mental?? HELLOOOO! (full quote)
  Garth: what are you thinking about? Wayne: Cassandra, shes a fox 1: shes a babe 2: Shes a RoboBabe If She Were Latin Shed Be Called Babia Majora 1: If she were a president shed be Baberaham Lincoln (full quote)
  WELL ILL TELL YOU what YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR SHOW YOU CAN **AIRPLANE DROWNING OUT WORDS** UNTIL THE HANDLE BREAKS OFF, AND YOU NEED A DOCTOR TO COME PULL IT BACK OUT AGAIN (full quote)
  Wayne: So the question on my mind is, whats the difference between pac man and Ms Pac Man, Really? Noah V: Well Ms Pac Man Has a bow in her hair Wayne: Really? Thats it? Get Right Out Of Town (full quote)
  I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours. If you spew and she runs, it was never meant to be. (full quote)
  Party Time!!!Excellent!!!!!! (full quote)
  Kiss you're mother with that mouth?! (full quote)
  Let me bring you up to speed. My name, is Wayne Campbell. I live, in Aurora Illinois. Which is a suburb of Chicago, Excellent! I've had plenty of 'Joe Jobs'... Nothing I'd call a career.Let me put it this way, I have an extensive colllection of name tags and hair nets. Okay, I still live with my parents... which I admit is both bogus, and sad. But at least I've got an amazing cable access show... And I still know how to PARTY!!! But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World for a living... It might happen, yeah, and mokeys might fly outta my butt!! (full quote)
  zang (full quote)
  1-you're...awesome, man. 2-thanks. i like to play. (full quote)
  You're sucking my will to live! (full quote)
  not today, my good man. im feeling saucy..i think im gonna buy it. do you accept cash?..CHA-CHING! (full quote)
  they want you to come get them, they love it (full quote)
  hey rough night, everyone's kun-fu fighting (full quote)
6890 what am i gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even on a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. (full quote)
6890 If she were president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln (full quote)
6890 If you're gonna spew, spew into this! (full quote)
6890 where you ever attracted to Bug Bunny when he dressed up as a girl bunny? Me neither I was just wondering. (full quote)
6890 She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine (full quote)
7012 RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW (full quote)
7012 DOES ANYONEELSE FIND THIS WIERD, IT'S WAYNE'S BASEMENT, BUT THAT IS'NT WAYNE'S BASEMENT (full quote)
7222 she makes me feel all funny like when we had to climb the rope in gym class (full quote)
7598 1;Go then. 2;I'm gone. 1;Go then. 2;Well, I am. (full quote)
7726 Garth: Does this seem weird to anybody else? I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement... only that isn't Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird? Everyone: (nodding in agreement) Yeah, that's weird. Wayne: Garth, that was a haiku. (full quote)
7726 Mr Vanderhoff's wife: It's so huge. Cameraman: Thanks. Do I frighten you? Mr Vanderhoff's wife: No. Cameraman: Do you want me to? (full quote)
7726 Mr Vanderhoff's wife: May I say I have just had such a thrilling day. Wayne: You may. Cameraman: And may I say your wife's a babe. (full quote)
7869 Wayne)...Party On Garth! Garth) I guess. (full quote)
7869 Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's freash, it's Noah's Arcade! (full quote)
7869 Not today my friend, I'm feeling sausy. Do you except cash? CHA-CHING! (full quote)
7869 Who's trying to kill you, Mr. Donut-head Man? I don't know, but he better not. (full quote)
7869 Hi. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora, Illinios, which is a suburb of Chicago---excellent! I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career or anything. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Yes, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But I have this awesome cable access show, and I still know how to party. Ahh, the mirth-mobile. (full quote)
7869 Exsqueeze me? Baking powder? (full quote)
7869 I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw... (full quote)
Shadrach 1: game on! 2: game on! (full quote)
8918 The shitty beatles?? Are they any good? They suck! So it's not just a clever name? (full quote)
8920 uh oh, psycho hose beast (full quote)
9751 If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset (full quote)
9751 1. what is it? 2. It's a gun rack 1. A gun rack? what am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own A gun led alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack...what am I going to do with a gun rack? (full quote)
9841 Hey man, if you're going to spew, spew in this. (full quote)
10065 But what i'd really like, is to do wayne's world for a living. it might happen! yeah! and monkeys might fly outta my butt! (full quote)
10065 i'd never done a crazy thing in my life until that night. why is it, if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills him in the heat of passion its called murder. (full quote)
10065 Kuharski: i just pulled over a tour bus on it's way to chicago. we had a tip there was some drug smuggling going down. the vehicle was clean, so we had to proceed with body cavity searches. Wayne: no way! Kuharski: WAY! i inspected 12 individuals myself, inside and out! (full quote)
10088 GARTH: Ok, first, I'll acess the secret military spy sattelite that's in a geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then, I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate ~MR BIGGG~ and get his approximate position. WAYNE: Yes? GARTH:Then, I'll reposition the transmitter dish in the remote truch to 17.32 degrees east, hit Westar 4 over the atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to Comsat 6, beam it back to Satcom 3 transponder number 137, and down to the dish in the back of Mr. Big's limo! It's almost too easy. (full quote)
10088 Sometimes I wish I could go where no man has gone before. But I'll probably stay in Aurora. (full quote)
10088 Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys! (full quote)
10088 Isn't it great that we're all better people.......................FISHIE!!!!!!! (full quote)
10699 Have you guys ever seen that scene in Scanners where that dudes head Blew Up (full quote)
12117 Wayne: I'd have to say: a fincter says what? Noah Vanderhoff: ... what? Wayne: A fincter says what? Noah Vanderhoff: ... what? Wayne: Exactly! (full quote)
12643 If you don't what it your gonna lose me. I lost you 3 months ago. Are you mental? (full quote)
13226 ...they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? (full quote)
13366 ..a gun rack? a gun rack...I don't even own ahh gun, little own many guns to necessitate an entire rack...what am i gonna do..with a gun rack? (full quote)
13691 Garth: He does this every friday (full quote)
13821 We got 5,000 dollars! We got 5,000 dollars! (full quote)
14032 A gun rack? I dont even own a gun let alone many guns the would necesitate an entire rack, what am I gonna do with a gun rack? (full quote)
14145 SHWING!!!! (full quote)
14145 Live in the NOW!! (full quote)
15395 Shaa-And monkeys might fly out of my butt. (full quote)
15591 Wayne: Well that's where I see things a little differently! Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor! Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast. Wayne: Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me the beast doesn't include selling-out. Garth, you know what I'm talkin' about right? Garth: It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad! Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore! It's giving me a headache! Garth: Here, take two of these! Wayne: Ah. Newprint, little, yellow, different. Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice. Wayne: Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation! (full quote)
15591 Wayne: Of course, I love your band! You guys wail! Cassandra: Thanks! Wayne: You guys kick ass! You're double life Gonzo, intensity in ten cities, live at bouttacot! You know if you guys got a break you could really make it! Cassandra: Yeah if our frog headded whimsey wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped! (full quote)
  (Garth playing drums) Man watching: Wow, you're.. amazing, dude.. Garth: Thanks.. I like to play (full quote)
  Garth: Okay Cassadra doesn't like Benjamin because a.) Chicks think he's handsome b.) Has a cool car c.) Has lots of cash d.) has no visable scars e.) does not live with parents Wayne: f.) your a gimp you know what you can do with your pop quiz? Garth: you know what you can do with your show? plane(flys overahead, can't hear him) until have to find a doctor to pull it out again. Wayne: You kiss your mother with that mouth, I'm gettin outta here, Damion!! Garth: Go Wayne: I'm gone Garth: Go than Wayne: Well I am (full quote)
  C:1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4, Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl (PUNCH), And a 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4, It doesn't matter you can hit me all day cuz you're still getting it wrong! 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4, Wat hits like a .. Roland: GIRL! (full quote)
  Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called la renarde and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her. (full quote)
  If she was president her name would be babraham lincoln. (full quote)
  A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less many guns that would necessitate a rack! (full quote)
  I'm fully prepared to give a complete demonstration. Ok Garth just sit there and he's gonna put that thing on your melon. Just a trim ok? Don't buzz me. (full quote)
  WAYNE: (trying to pick up on Cassandra) Rough night, huh? Everybody's kunh-fu fighting! CASSANDRA: (unimpressed) Yeah. I gotta go. (full quote)
  BENJAIMIN: your vocals are amazing. CASSANDRA: Thanks. BENJAIMIN: You have a very interesting look. CASSANDRA: Uh-huh. BENJAIMIN: Oh, I'm not trying to pick up on you. CASSANDRA: Good thing. (full quote)
  GARTH: That bass player is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny...like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class. (full quote)
  TERRY: Garth told me about the show. I love you man! WAYNE: Uh-huh, and I love you too Terry. TERRY: No, I mean it man. I *love* you. WAYNE: (nervous) No, I mean it. I-I love you. TERRY: No you don't man! (Terry starts hugging Wayne.) WAYNE: Uh, Garth? Come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you. TERRY: I love you man! GARTH: Thankyou! (full quote)
  Gonna kiss your mother with that mouth?? (full quote)
  We're not worthy! We're not worthy! (full quote)
  ...or you could magically be whisked away to Delaware...hi, I'm in Delaware. (full quote)
  WAYNE: I'd have to say...asphinctersayswhat? NOAH: what? WAYNE: Asphinctersayswhat? NOAH: what? WAYNE: Exactly. (full quote)
  Get it off man! get it off! Its sucking my will to live! Oh the humanity!! (full quote)
  Ney-hu-lun-gahhh (full quote)
  something big, something great something cujunga! (full quote)
  Or how about Hawaii, Mooka-laaka-hee-kee, come on you wanna lay me, pass the poy, mahalo..gunga-junga gunga-junga. (full quote)
  Hello?! what do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera...C'mon! (full quote)
  Russell...i believe i requested the hand job. (full quote)
  I see a little shilhouetto of a man, scaramouche scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning Very very frightning Me! Galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo figaro. Magnofico-o-o..I am just a poor boy nobody loves me, he is just a poor boy from a poor family-spare him his life from this monstrosity. WAYNE: Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out man-AGAIN! GARTH: what if he honks in the car? WAYNE: I'm giving you a no-honk garantee. (full quote)
  WAYNE: Garth pull over. GARTH: He does this every Friday. Stop torturing yourself man-you'll never afford it! Live in the now!!! WAYNE: It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. (full quote)
  wow some of you people suck at this movie (full quote)
  they got a pool table too (full quote)
  and it is the new choice of a new generation (full quote)
  if it's a severed head im goin to be very displeased. (full quote)
  1.i got laid off today..u know what i wanna do? 2.yea i know wut u wanna do, u wanna find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart outa his chest and show him how black it is before he dies 1. actully i was thinkin about filing agreements with the union 2. well the worlds a twisted place. (full quote)
  RUSSEL: Okay, I will be up here in the booth talking to you guys on the headset. It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cues. WAYNE: Um, excuse me Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job. (full quote)
  I say hurl. If you spew and she comes back, she's yours. But if you blow chunks and she bolts, it was never meant to be. (full quote)
  Dude, it's if a frog had wings, not a frog headded whimsey. (full quote)
  ...just give me the flashlight... (full quote)
  Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. (full quote)
  This guy blows goats. I have proof. (full quote)
  Stacy: Here wayne, i got you a present Wayne: what is it? S: a gunrack w: a gunrack...a gunrack...Shaa, I don' even own Agun, let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack, what am i going to do with a gunrack? S: you dont like it? fine. wayne, if you're not careful you're going to lose me W: stacy, i lost you two months ago, we broke up, are you mental? get the net! (full quote)
  Ass-sphincter says what? (full quote)
  Ok Garth, he's gonna put that thing on your mellon (full quote)
  I believe I ordered the hand job (full quote)
  (DoorMan)...The shity beatles (Wayne)Shity beatles , are they any good? (DoorMan)They suck (Wayne)So it's not just a clever name? (full quote)
  (Garth) game on!!! (Wayne) game on!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Rough night, eh?... Everybody's kung fu fighting... (full quote)
  SPHINCTER BOY -- HE BLOWS GOATS (I HAVE Proof) -- THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS (full quote)
  Am I suposed to be a man,am I suposed to that alright I don't mind....I don't mind. Well I do mind, I mind bigg time; and the worst part about all this is, I never learned to read. (full quote)
  If this is a dismemembered head I am going to be very upset. (full quote)
  Excuse me? Baking Powder? (full quote)
  Ribbed For Her Pleasure...Ewwww!! (full quote)
  Wayne: So, do you come to Milwaukee often? Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. Pete: Hey, isn't Milwaukee an Indian name? Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it was originally an Algonquin term meaning the good land. Wayne: I was not aware of that. Alice Cooper: I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors. Wayne to the camera: Does this guy know how to party or what? (full quote)
  Oh, excuse me Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job. (full quote)
  1) I can't talk about it anymore it's giving me a headache. 2) Here, take two of these. 1) Luprin. Little. Yellow. Different. (full quote)
  waynes world is a dumbass movie (full quote)
  Sheyeah, and monkeys might fly outta our butts! (full quote)
  Aren't you going to open it? If it's a severed head im going to be very upset. Open it. What is it? It's a gun rack. A gun rack? a gun rack! what am i going to do with a gun rack? i don't own A gun, let alone many guns that would neccessitate an entire rack, what am i going to do with a gun rack? you don't like it? fine, you know wayne, if you're not careful your going to lose me. Lose you? i lost you 2 months ago? are you mental? we broke up! get the now! (full quote)
  I walked right up to him, and I grabbed him by his big, fat head, and I said I'm not going to jail for YOU, or ANYbody! (full quote)
  (1)SHWIING!! (2) SHWING! (1) tent pole! shes a babe. (2) shes magically babelicious. (1) she scored hi on the strokability scale. (full quote)
  CAR!.....game on!..game on!, o no, stacey, 3:00... Hii wayne...(smash in a car) are you alright?....game on! yea, game on (full quote)
  contract or none, i will not bow to any sponser(poses for pizza hut). well, im sorry you feel that way, but basically, its the nature of the beast... maybe on wrong about this, but the beast does not include on selling out( holds dorrto chip bag)... garth, you know what im talking about?...(leans back in chair, dressed all in reebok) its like people only do things to get paid, and thats just really sad.... ( waynes holding his head) i cant talk about it anymore, its giving me a headache...here, take two of these...( garth unwinds an asprin case) ah...small...yellow...different. Look, you can stay here in the big leagues, or go back to the start, its your choice...( wayne holds up a pepsi can) and its the choice of a new generation(drinks, then smiles) (full quote)
  A gun rack. your giving me a gun rack...sha I don't even own a gun let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack. (full quote)
  She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class (full quote)
  (lipsynching:) I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me- Galileo,Galileo, Galileo Galileo Galileo figaro-Magnifico- But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me- He's just a poor boy from a poor family- Spare him his life from this monstrosity- Easy come easy go-,will you let me go- Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go- Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go-let me go Will not let you go let me go No,no,no,no,no,no,no- Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me.... (headbanging) (full quote)
  Wow what a totally amazing excellent discovery (full quote)
  I'm giving you the no-honk gaurantee (full quote)
  Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora, Illonois. Which is a suburb of Chicago. Excellent. I've had plenty of joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have a extensive collection of nametags and hair nets. (full quote)
  i love you dream woman. (full quote)
  1)Ass sphyncter says what 2) what? 1) ass sphyncter says what 2) what 1) exactly (full quote)
  A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less many guns that would necesstitate an entire rack. what am i gonna do w/ a gun rack? (full quote)
  She's a FOX, in french she would be called, ''LA RENARD''. She would be hunted with only her cunning to defend herself. (full quote)
  so here we are in Sri Lanka, formerly Selon, tryin to find ten thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or ozzy wouldn't go onstage that night. well, Jeff Beck pops his head round the corner and says there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. so, we go. And its closed. So here's me, Jeff Beck and Keith Moon breaking into this little swet shop right? and would you believe it, instead of a gueard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal TIGER! well, i took care of the tiger with a can of mace...but i'm afraid the shop keeper and his sone were a different story alltogether..i had to beat them to death with their own shoes...nasty business really, but sure eough, we got the M&M's , and ozzy did a great show. (full quote)
  Ring ring .1.Hello, oh hi anthony.2. Whos anthony whos anthony.1. my drummer.2.mmmmm kkk. Wayne gets up and walks over to the statue in his under wear and hump the statue and walks back.2. happy birthday Mr. president, happy birthday to youuuuuuu. (full quote)
  Dude if your gonna spew, spew in this. (full quote)
  I don't even have a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.what am I gonna do with a gun rack? (full quote)
  Live in the now (full quote)
  Garth: Wayne, what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you feel like your gonna hurl? Wayne: I say hurl, if you spew chunks and she comes back, shes yours...if you spew chunks and she leaves, then it was never meant to be... `Julia (full quote)
  A gun rack. what am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns which would necessitate an entire rack. (full quote)
  Excellent. (full quote)
  Stacy-If your not careful wayne your gonna loose me, Wayne- loose you, are you mental, i lost you 6 months ago we broke up.. (full quote)
  wayne what an totally amazing excellent discovery........NOT! (full quote)
  But what I would really like to do is waynes world for a living. It might happen sheaa and then monkeys might fly out of my butt (full quote)
  Random Guy: Dude, your like amazing Garth: I like to play (full quote)
  Why is it that if you kill a man in battle it is called heroic but if you kill a man in the heat of passion it is called murder? (full quote)
  And they got a pool table too! (full quote)
  change? we fear change (full quote)
  Incoming. Stacy, 10:00. Hi Wayne. Hi. *runs bike into parked car* (full quote)
  A gun rack? what am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun let alone many guns that would necesitate an entire rack. what am I gonna do with a gun rack? (full quote)
  If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd bu Pralines, and dick. (full quote)
  If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines, and dick. (full quote)
  if you kill a man in battle, it is called HEROIC; but if you kill a man in the heat of passion, it's called MURDER! (full quote)
  pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? (full quote)
  if you were president you would be babebraham lincoln. (full quote)
QuickStopRST That's what she said. (full quote)
QuickStopRST 1.>Does this seem weird to anybody else? Cause, I mean, we're looking down on 's basement, only, that's not 's basement. 2.> Dude, , that was haiku. (full quote)
8837 Yeah and monkeys might fly out my butt. (full quote)
10929 So, do you come to Milwaukee often? (full quote)
10929 Led Zeppelin didn't write songs everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees. (full quote)
10929 I live in aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago. (full quote)
woody Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and pretend to be a girl bunny? (full quote)
12521 1:I have a plan (opens door with tons of ninja guys fighting) 2:what are you gonna do with these guys? 1:Oh, nothing. I've just always wanted to open a door with a bunch of guys fighting and training like in a James Bond movie. (full quote)
beekers Hey guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys! (full quote)
13307 1: Hey Wayne? 2: Yeah? 1: Did ya ever find Bugs Bunny attractive hen he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny. 2: No! 1: Me neither... (full quote)
17692 I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored (full quote)
17868 (Wayne) Thats ok, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I do mind, I mind big time! And the worst part about it was I NEVER LearnT TO READ! (Cassandra) Is that true Wayne? (Wayne) Everything except the reading part. (full quote)
17868 If Benjamin was an ice cream, he'd be praline...and DICK! (full quote)
18385 I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion... it's called murder?! (full quote)
18385 Glen - Why'd they come to me to die?! Why'd they come to me to die??! Wayne - ....okaay.. (full quote)
19210 If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset. (full quote)
20450 Hello Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you? (full quote)
22756 THE MIRTHmobile!!!!!!! (full quote)
22756 Ribbed for her pleasure....eeeewwww. (full quote)
22756 Dosent this seem weird to anybody else? Were looking down on Wayne's basement, only thats not Wayne's basement. Isnt that weird? Wayne: Garth, that was a haiku... (full quote)
22756 WAYNE: I think we'll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody Gentlemen. GARTH: Good call. (full quote)
22756 WAYNE: I'd have to say...a shincter says what...NOAH: what? WAYNE: A shincter says what...NOAH: what? WAYNE: Exactly! (full quote)
22756 I just opened my mouth and out it came (full quote)
22756 She's a babe. If she were a president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln. (full quote)
22756 It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. (full quote)
24263 She's magically babe-a-licious... (full quote)
24263 Whoa, phil. (full quote)
1ajas she makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class (full quote)
1ajas If you're going to spew, spew into this. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Party on, Wayne. (2)Party on, Garth. (full quote)
1ajas If you're gonna spew, spew into this. (full quote)
1ajas That's a babe! She makes me feel all funny, like when we use to climb the rope in gym class. (full quote)
1ajas No stairway - denied! (full quote)
1ajas (1)The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good? (2)They suck. (1)Then it's not just a clever name. (full quote)
1ajas Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue? And, they put it in a jar, and it wouldn't die; it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues. Pretty cool, huh? (full quote)
1ajas (1)Well, don't you want to open your present? (2)What is it? (1)Open it. (2)What is it? (1)It's a gun rack. (2)A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? (1)You don't like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. (2)I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental? (full quote)
1ajas Ribbed for her pleasure! EWWWWWWWWWW! (full quote)
1ajas (1)Does this seem weird to anybody else? I mean, we're looking down on (name)'s basement... only that isn't (name)'s basement. Isn't that weird? (Everyone)(nodding in agreement) Yeah, that's weird. (2)(1), that was a haiku. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- So, do you... come to Milwaukee often? #2- Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century. #3- Hey, isn't 'Milwaukee' an Indian name? #2- Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced 'mill-e-wah-que' which is Algonquin for 'the good land.' (full quote)
FLaMiNGo Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue? And, they put it in a jar, and it wouldn't die; it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues. Pretty cool, huh? (full quote)
shutupstupid I don't even own A gun, much less many guns which would necessitate an entire rack. (full quote)
shutupstupid I don't even own A gun, much less many guns which would necessitate an entire rack. (full quote)
32472 its like a new pair of underwear at first its constricting but after a while it becomes a part of you (full quote)
wooten This guy needs coffee and crullers...stat! (full quote)
36101 Sheya and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt! (full quote)
40905 If that's a severed head I'm going to be very upset. (full quote)
40905 1.what is it? 2.It's a gun rack! 1.A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. what am I gonna do with a gun rack? (full quote)
43571 Put it this way...I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.... (full quote)
45039 camera 1, camera 2, camera 1, camera 2 (full quote)
45511 Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago, excellent. I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way, I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets. Ok, I still live with my parents, which is both bogus and lame. But at least I've got an amazing cable access show, and I still know how to party. But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World for a living. Cha, that could happen, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. (full quote)
45511 I'll have the cream-of-some-young-guy. (full quote)
45511 1) Si Sa Bindu-wa. Zi Za Bindu-wa 2) Stop it you're scaring me. Oh, you're learning Casandra's languauge. I've never seen so mental over a girl before. Are you gonna marry her? 1) Garth marriage is punishment for shop-lifting in some countries. (full quote)
45511 1) I've never seen you so mental over a girl. Are you gonna marry her? 2) Garth. Marriage is punishment for shop-lifting in some countries. (full quote)
hypertigger2774 Yea and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped (full quote)
javila0212 Extreme close up aaaahhhhhh...... (full quote)
javila0212 exqueeze me baking powder... (full quote)
ven0m989 Sharight! And monkeys might like fly out of my butt. (full quote)
ak47qazwsx HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PREsideNT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU (full quote)