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Army of Darkness - 1993 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  1:Dung eating fool, thou hast condemned us all! 2:Woah woah there spinach chin... (full quote)
892 Yo she-bitch, let's go (full quote)
892 This is my BOOM stick! (full quote)
892 Shop smart, shop S-Mart (full quote)
4180 It's a trick - get an axe (full quote)
  First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. (full quote)
  You ain't leading but two things right now; jack and shit. And jack left town. (full quote)
  good? Bad? I'm just the guy with the gun. (full quote)
4352 Hail to the king, baby. (full quote)
ProKiller 1:I'll swallow your soul! 2:Come get some (full quote)
5038 Shela: You found me beautiful once. Ash: Honey, you got REAL ugly. (full quote)
5038 Klatu! Verrata! N..? Nickle, necktie,... it was definately an N word. It was DEFINATELY an N word! Klatu, Verrata, Nee*coughing* There. That's it. (full quote)
5110 Don't touch that please! Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures in the.... (full quote)
5110 I never even saw these assholes before! (full quote)
5110 what's the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives. (full quote)
5110 Buckle up, Bonehead. You're going for a ride. (full quote)
5110 1: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts? 2: Nope. Just me, baby. Just me. (full quote)
5110 Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama! (full quote)
5110 I got it, I got it. I know your damn words! (full quote)
5110 It got into my hand and went bad...so I lopped it off at the wrist. (full quote)
5110 Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby. (full quote)
5110 Gimme some sugar, baby. (full quote)
5110 Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! (full quote)
5110 Well Hello, Mr. Fancypants. (full quote)
5110 Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. (full quote)
  Into the pit with the bloody sons of whores (full quote)
5402 good? Bad? Im the guy with the gun. (full quote)
6080 Well hello mister fancy pants. Let me tell ya, you aint leadin' but two things right now; Jack and shit. And Jack left town. (full quote)
5963 Well hello Mr. Fancypants. You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town. (full quote)
  goody little two shoes, goodY little TWO shoes (full quote)
6976 The name's Ash, housewares. (full quote)
  Gimme some sugar, baby (full quote)
kazlam Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. Right now you aint leadin' but two things: jack & shit. And jack left town. (full quote)
8418 ...Or maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot (full quote)
8636 Shop smart, shop S-mart. (full quote)
  Shop smart. Shop S-MART. YA GOT THAT? (full quote)
9150 good ... Bad ... I'm the one with the gun. (full quote)
  Gimme some sugar, baby. (full quote)
7627 honey, you got real ugly (full quote)
7627 This is my boomstick! (full quote)
  First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...blow. (full quote)
  Three books?? Nobody said anything about three books! (full quote)
  Now I swear...The next one of you PRIMATES....even TOUCHES me... (full quote)
  Ash:You will never get the Necronamacan! Bruce: whats that on your face? Ash: Where? Bruce: (Throws dirt on Ash's face.) (full quote)
  Hey, whats that on your face? (full quote)
  Now I'm 'gonna give ya a load of HOT FAT that will float around your back teeth for a week... (full quote)
  See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*? (full quote)
  Evil Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel so good!! (full quote)
  Let's get the hell out of here! Whaaah! (full quote)
  good... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun!!! (full quote)
  Yo she-bitch...let's go (full quote)
  Groovy. (full quote)
  good, I could use another horse blanket... (full quote)
  Hello, my name is Ash, and I am a slave (full quote)
  it all happened back when i pooped in my granny farkasses bungyhole and she said ash ur a crazy gookie ur just a crazy gookie so i ate all her diahrea up and assjelly (full quote)
  You can count on my steel (full quote)
  Get the fuck out of my face (full quote)
  alright, listen up you primitive screwheads! This is my boom-stick! THis is a Remington 30.6, with a polished wooden stock. It retails for around $119.95 . Shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that! (full quote)
  1. I am Henry the Red. Lord of the northlands and king of its people. 2. Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants! Listen, I got news for you, pal, you aint leadin' but 2 things right now: jack and sh*t! And Jack left town. (full quote)
  Yo! She-bitch! Let's go! (full quote)
  1.I'm Bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're little-goody-two-shoes, little-goody-two-shoes (dances) little-goody-(punches Ash)-two-shoes, ha ha! (Ash cocks gun at him and nods head) BLAM! 2. good, bad. I'm the one with the gun. (full quote)
  Hail to the king, baby. (full quote)
  You want some HOT CHOCOLATE??? (full quote)
8121 Woah, wrong book. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn This...is my BOOMSTICK!!! (full quote)
circelli17 Well hello then Mr. Fancy-Pants. (full quote)
12538 groovy! (full quote)
12868 Well, helllllo Mr. Fancypants (full quote)
13300 good,... BAD,... I'M THE GUY WITH THE GUN (full quote)
13477 Hey, I got news for you pal. You aint leadin' but 2 things right now: jack and $hit, and jack left town. (full quote)
14150 Shut the door! what, were you raised in a barn? You probably were raised in a barn, you and all the other primates... (full quote)
14617 You ain't leading jack n shit and jack's left town! (full quote)
14655 ash: london bridge is fallingdown falling down falling dooooowwwn! Haaaaaah! mini ashes: my fair lady HA (full quote)
16564 Klatu.....verata.....nic*coughs*.....thats it! (full quote)
16984 It got into my hand and went bad... so I lopped it off at the wrist. (full quote)
18227 Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, baby! (full quote)
18869 Gimme some sugar baby. (full quote)
19584 Come get some (full quote)
Rye Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, s-mart top of the line this baby retails for about $185, shop smart shop s-mart.... YOU GOT THAT!! (full quote)
Rye You know I could of stayed there and been king,... But in my own way I am still king,... Hail to the king baby (full quote)
20312 whats the matter, were you raised in a barn shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives. (full quote)
20973 Shop smart. Shop S-Mart! (full quote)
23544 This is my boomstick! (full quote)
23575 (Returning from his Adventure) Hi! How you doing? Yeah thanks. Aw get the fuck outta my face! (full quote)
Almightynoitall And Rememer... Shop smart... shop S-Mart... You got that!?! (full quote)
ivegot2brains You're goody little two shoes. goody little two shoes! goody little two shoes! (full quote)
1ajas Yo she-bitch, let's go (full quote)
1ajas This is my BOOM stick! (full quote)
1ajas Hail to the king, baby. (full quote)
1ajas I never even saw these assholes before! (full quote)
1ajas what's the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door. Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives. (full quote)
1ajas (1)Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts? (2)Nope. Just me, baby. Just me. (full quote)
1ajas Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby. (full quote)
1ajas Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! (full quote)
1ajas I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. (full quote)
1ajas Well hello Mister Fancypants. You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town. (full quote)
1ajas The name's Ash, housewares. (full quote)
1ajas Honey, you got real ugly. (full quote)
1ajas Whoa, wrong book. (full quote)
1ajas Klatu.....verata.....nic*coughs*.....thats it! (full quote)
1ajas Colbalt blue steel, walnut stock, with a hair trigger, S-Mart's top of the line this baby retails for about a hundred and eighty-five dollars, shop smart shop S-Mart....YOU GOT THAT?!! (full quote)
1ajas You're goody little two shoes. goody little two shoes! goody little two shoes! (full quote)
1ajas Shop smart, shop S-mart! (full quote)
1ajas You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town. (full quote)
1ajas First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. (full quote)
1ajas Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures. (full quote)
1ajas Gimme some sugar, baby. (full quote)
1ajas Clatto Verata Nicto. Again. Clatto Verata Nicto. Again. Look, I know your damn words! (full quote)
1ajas good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun. (full quote)
1ajas Clatu Verata N... N... it's an 'N' word. N... N... It's definitely an 'N' word! (full quote)
1ajas Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Nope. Just me baby... Just me. (full quote)
1ajas I'll swallow your soul! Come get some. (full quote)
1ajas Hail to the king, baby. (full quote)
1ajas Maybe, just maybe my boys can do it. Maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. (full quote)
28233 YO SHE BITCH!! Let's go (full quote)
29887 THIS IS MY BOOM STICK! (full quote)
Crash Gimme some sugar, baby. (full quote)
Crash good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun. (full quote)
GCDawg65 Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this, this is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double-barrelled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart...YA GOT THAT!!! (full quote)
35446 Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five.It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart! (full quote)
  Alright, listen up, you primitive screwheads. (full quote)
  crowd:hurray he got the book BC:yeah yeah crowd: hurray BC: yeah get the fuck outta my face (full quote)
  sally foaaaaaaaa sally foaaaaaaaaa sally forth (full quote)
  Well, hello, mr. smarty Pants. The only things you are in charge of right now is jack and shit. And Jack has left the town. (full quote)
10929 Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. (full quote)
10929 March of the dead. (full quote)
10929 Groovy. (full quote)
23438 Ash: See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?! (full quote)
23438 Ash: Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit.. and Jack just left town. (full quote)
23438 Ash: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go! (full quote)
23438 Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with.. molecular structures. (full quote)
23438 Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby, Just me. (full quote)
23438 Sheila: (a possessed deadite) You found me beautiful once.. Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly! (full quote)
23438 Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash.. and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! (full quote)
36501 1. Little goody two shoes. A shotgun is press at his nose and fired. 2. good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun (full quote)
43203 listen up you primitive screwhead savages. . .THIS. . . is my BOOMSTICK!!! (full quote)
46800 1)You eyeballin' me boy? 2)No, M'Lord. 1)I can't hear you! 2)NO, M'LORD! 1)You squeekin' like a mouse! Are you a mouse boy?! 2)NO, M'LORD! 1)Where you from, mouse? ! 2)I hail from the village of Perth. 1)Only two things come from Perth: Steers and queers. Which are you? (full quote)
rhps2000 Groovy. (full quote)