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Benny & Joon - 1993 Movie Quotes


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3820 Who died and made you Ed McMahon? (full quote)
3820 Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. (full quote)
1212 1)You're out of your tree. 2)It's not my tree. (full quote)
4066 Having a Boo Radley moment, are we? (full quote)
8051 1)You don't like raisins? 2)Not really. 1)Why? 2)They used to be fat and juicy. And now they're twisted. They had their life stolen. Well, they used to taste sweet but really they're just humiliated grapes. (full quote)
8051 1)He can really cook can't he? 2)Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting. 1)That's what I told him. 2)Really? What did he use? 1)Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have burned it. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it. (full quote)
9027 I didn't know I could wright like that (full quote)
10363 1)what did you do to my hubcaps? 2)I... don't know. (full quote)
12076 It's a shame about raisens. (full quote)
11289 Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. (full quote)
1454 Hey, Benny! Thanks for the couch. Mike made me sleep under the sink. (full quote)
1454 Silk is too soggy. Cotton would burn in. Rayon is just right. (full quote)
13513 You're out of your tree... (full quote)
1212 1)Maybe I should invite him back in. 2)Yeah, before someone sticks a stamp on his head and mails him to Guam. (full quote)
1212 I didn't mean to kick him out. I mean, I didn't kick him how, he just-he just left. (full quote)
1212 They used to be fat and juicy, now they're twisted. They had their life stolen. (full quote)
1212 1)Its a shame about raisins. 2)Cannibals. 1)Yeah. (full quote)
1212 1)Be serious. 2)I am. 1)Really? 2)I'm always serious. I'm TOO serious. (full quote)
13307 It's a shame about raisens. (full quote)
20078 she paints, she reads, she sets things on fire. (full quote)
  1)Did you have to go to school for that? 2) I got kicked out of school for that. (full quote)
  Aside from being a little mentally ill, she seems pretty normal to me. (full quote)
22841 [Benny is at his garage and the phone rings.] Waldo: HEY, BENNY, JOON'S ON THE phone AGAIN! Benny: Well tell her I'll call her back; find out what she wants. Waldo: It's an emergency; she says you're runnin' low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks. Benny: Emergency! (full quote)
22841 [Benny, Mike, Thomas and fellow technician are playing poker.] Mike: I got a solution to your housekeeper problem: you can have my roommate. Joon: Oh... that's a teriffic offer, Benjamin. Save you from the wretched chores of ''Smail shopping.'' Those places are such drudgery, arent they? ''Montgomery Smails,'' ''Smails & Roebuck,'' ''Smails-R-Us''-- Benny: JOON! (full quote)
22841 [Joon, Mike & Thomas have played poker with weird stakes.] Mike: Hey, man, rules are rules! Without 'em there's no order in the universe! Benny: Oh, don't you give me that crap! You took advantage! Joon: ...of your sick sister. A heart flush is a perfectly respectable hand. Mike: Not respectable enough! Benny: HEY, SHUT UP, MIKE! I am not takin' this guy home! Mike: Ya have to, man! Remember the bet I lost where I had to replate your socket set? I didn't back out, did I? Benny: YOU CAN'T BET A HUMAN BEING!!!! (full quote)
  Salad Shoooooter! (full quote)
14345 1)Did you ever see those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? 2)They scare me. 1)Yeah me too. (full quote)
14345 1)Did you have to go to school for that? 2)No, I got thrown out of school for that. (full quote)
  sam: u dont like raisons? joon: not realy. sam: why? Joon: they used to be fat and juicy, but now there shriveled and twisted. Like they had their life stolen.I guess Im not a big supporter of the raison council. Sam: Did u see those raisons on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff. Joon: they scare me. sam: yeah me 2. joon: its sick how they make them sing and dance so that people will eat them. sam: its a shame about raisons. joon: canibals. sam: yeah! do u like avacodoes? joon: they r a fruit you know. sam: ruthy? do u have any avacadoes? (full quote)
1ajas (1)I don't like raisins (2)Why? (1)Theyre humiliated grapes. (full quote)
32736 Oh, they taste sweet. But really, they're just humiliated grapes. (full quote)
  1)Could you please glue your sequant 2) Do we have an internal sequant issure to deal with Benjamin (full quote)
  Benny: Hi, I'm Benny. Sam: With an 'N'? Benny: Yeah, two of them... Sam: ah... Benny: And this is Joon Sam: with an 'N'? Joon: one... Sam:gotcha (full quote)
  cindy your sick cindy you need help cindy no no nnoooo no no no (full quote)
  They're both names 'Steven'...one with a 'v' and one with a 'ph' (full quote)
  Ruthie, do you have any avocados? (full quote)
  Ruthie, do you have any avocados? (full quote)
  you can't kick him out, I won him (full quote)
  No, Cindy...you're sick! (full quote)
  Joon, I love you Me too. (full quote)
  RUTHIE-hey pal I'm trying to work here if you don't mind! SAM-oh my god. I just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He's a cute guy with a little mole on his right cheek. GUY-Hey Ruthy, one of your ghosts come back to haunt ya? SAM-Ohhhhhhoooh! Oh brad! Oh Brad! Brad, please don't be dead. Brad, i never go the chance to tell you, how much you meant to me. Oh Brad PLEASE!.......It's you, your you, Ruthie Melon, a coststar of the prom queen mutilator with Dick Beebee. RUTHIE-You saw that? SAM-He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy you're sick. Cindy you need help! No Cindy! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ((while yelling this Johnny Depp aka sam is stabing self in the heart with an imaginary knife)) (full quote)
  RUTHIE-hey pal I'm trying to work here if you don't mind! SAM-oh my god. I just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He's a cute guy with a little mole on his right cheek. GUY-Hey Ruthy, one of your ghosts come back to haunt ya? SAM-Ohhhhhhoooh! Oh brad! Oh Brad! Brad, please don't be dead. Brad, i never go the chance to tell you, how much you meant to me. Oh Brad PLEASE!.......It's you, your you, Ruthie Melon, a coststar of the prom queen mutilator with Dick Beebee. RUTHIE-You saw that? SAM-He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy you're sick. Cindy you need help! No Cindy! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ((while yelling this Johnny Depp aka sam is stabing self in the heart with an imaginary knife)) (full quote)
  You're out of your tree . . . It's not my tree! (full quote)
  with an n? (full quote)
  Joon:I ran an errand! Benny:You did? (Joon shows him the bag of fish) Joon: They're both names Steven..one with a v and one with a ph (full quote)
  (jonhhy aka Sam runs down a hall to doctors in white coats slides on his knees and says) Mommy? (full quote)
  Benny:I hope you're happy.Ihope you are happy with what you have done. [slams Sam against wall]Stay away from my sister.You hear me? STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! Sam:No...No... Benny:You wanna know why everyone laughs at you?Cause' your an idiot.A first class MORON! Sam:[put down by Benny]You're scared...Benny. Benny:I'm WHAT?!? [Sam shakes his head] You're scared. I can see it. You know what,Benny?[avoiding to look at him] I used to look up to you.Now I can't even look AT you. [walks out of hospital.] (full quote)
  Benny:Mrs.Smail said you abandoned the house.Did you leave the house alone? Joon:Define 'alone'... Benny:You know full-well what I'm talking about.Listen I can't be at work worried wether or not your knocking another house-keeper into retirement.First there was Ms.Larksburg. Joon: A woman deeply and hygennically disturbed. [Benny giving wierd look] Her hair smelt. Benny:Then there was Mrs.Piltz... Joon: Pitlz? The answers' in the question. Let's face it, Benjamin, hiring house-keepers is not your forte'. (full quote)
  Sam: Mommy! (full quote)
  Don't under-estimate the metally ill; we know how to count. (full quote)
10929 In Ireland, they have a saying: When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken. (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: You don't like raisins? Joon: Not really. Sam: Why? Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council. Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff? Joon: They scare me. Sam: Yeah me too Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. Sam: It's a shame about raisins. Joon: Cannibals. Sam: Yeah. Do you like avocados? Joon: They're a fruit you know. Sam: Ruthie, do you got any avocados? (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: How sick is she? Benny: Oh, she's plenty sick. Sam: Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal. (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: Having a Boo Radley moment, are we? (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: what? Sam: Kirk Douglas... Van Gogh... ear... Joon: Oh. (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: You're out of your tree. Sam: It's not my tree. (full quote)
MovieFreak Benny: You can't bet a human being! (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: You can't throw him out, I won him (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors. Benny: She's a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: Did you have to go to school for that? Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that. (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: Why don't you like raisins? Joon: Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink. (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: Have we an internal sequin issue to deal with, Benjamin? (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: Joon. I, I love you. Joon: Me too. [door opens] Joon: [getting up] Don't tell Benny. Sam: Okay. (full quote)
MovieFreak Sam: Mommy? (full quote)
MovieFreak Joon: He can really cook, can't he? Benny: Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting. Joon: That's what I told him. Benny: Really? What did he use? Joon: Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have... Benny: Would have burned it. Joon: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it. (full quote)
MovieFreak Benny: So why'd you leave? Ruthie: L.A.? I wasn't that good of an actress. Benny: Well, that's not how Sam tells it. He's raving about you. Ruthie: Yeah, well, he's sweeter than he is judgmental. How long have you known him? Benny: Sam? Uh, 72 hours. Ruthie: Be serious. Benny: I am. Ruthie: Really? Benny: I'm always serious. I'm too serious. (full quote)
MovieFreak [while playing cards] Eric: Salad shooter! (full quote)
37417 Having a Boo Radley moment, are we? (full quote)
43367 They're both named Steven--one with a V and one with a ph (full quote)
46564 Soap on a rope...slightly used! (full quote)
Smiley88 -- It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them. -- It's a shame about raisins. -- Cannibals. (full quote)