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Beverly Hillbillies, The - 1993 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4066 whats a smog? (full quote)
4066 Well look who it is. Morgan, spelled big M little organ. (full quote)
4066 1. Do you think cousin Bill is going to make it to the wedding? 2. Hillary where did I put that invitation. (full quote)
4210 Well doggies! (full quote)
4210 I'm gonna go there, even if wild donkeys chased me! (full quote)
4210 what will you be serving tonight? Grasshopper stew with Crocodile suace! (full quote)
4210 Well, doggies, never knew that wild monkeys could bowl! (full quote)
4210 Happy Birthdaym Mr. Clampett! Well doggies! (full quote)
4210 You knocked the can over, you wild donkey's butt, I'll kill ya! (full quote)
4210 Jethro has the eduacation, graduated in 6th grade! Knows how to count by 2's, very proud of that boy! (full quote)
4210 Let go of me you greddy hooligans! (full quote)
Stitch Jedd: Lets give 'em the California howdy!! (flips em off) (full quote)
4066 Well I recon you done what you done, cuz you didn't know we was who we was. If we hadn't been who we was, we still be much obliged for you done what you done. (full quote)
4307 Happiness (a penis) is hard to find. (full quote)
4066 1. Jethro 2. Yes ma? 1. Did you fix those bare as bones brakes like I said? 2. Of course, I pulled them off yesterday. The new one should be in the mail next week! (full quote)
3225 Let's wrastle (full quote)
3225 1) Ow, that's not legal! 2) Really? I call this the nutcracker! 1) (high pitched) That's not legal either (full quote)
4066 1. I don't know why you would hand anything over to that gorilla. 2. Well, that gorilla is the captian of the wrestling team. 1. Wow, I've never wrasteld a team before. Unlessen you count the McCotter triplets. 2. Cappachino? 1. Huh? 2. Two (full quote)
7869 I hear she's so skinny, you couldn't hit with a hand full of corn! (full quote)
7869 1) It was no one. Now, I have your butt and I'm sqeezing! 2) TYLER! 1) AHH! 2) Let go of my butt! (full quote)
5221 1) Reckon why they got two sets of steps? 2) That's easy - one's for going up, and the other's for going down! 1) Oh. (full quote)
  Jethro- I grad-e-ated in the 6th grade. only took me three years! (full quote)
10627 Watch your head Granny!!! (full quote)
10627 1)what a stupid idiot!! 2)Did you say something mam? 1)what a stupendous intelect. (full quote)
  She thinks she's talkin' to someone....ain't even a cord there..hee hee hee... (full quote)
  ::while electrocuted:: neeneeneeneenee.... neeneeneeneenee.... (full quote)
  Well Howdy Ms.Hathaway Oh.no we're colleagues,me Jane you Jethro. (full quote)
  (singing) Well... Let me tell ya a story 'bout a man named Jed. A poor mountineer bearly kept his family fed. But then one day he was shootin' at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, texas tea. Well next thing you know old Jeds a millionair, kinfolk said Jed move away from there. Said California is the place you otta be. So they loaded up the truck and the moved to Beverly. Hills that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars... (full quote)