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Coneheads - 1993 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
6482 It is not every day when one can give his daughter the world (full quote)
6482 what's a garhoc (full quote)
641 We come from France. (full quote)
9316 1] I find you unacceptable!...2] Yes sir (full quote)
9316 1] I find you unacceptable! 2] yes sir 1]If i did not fear incarceration by human authority figures I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt-skull as to cause its collapse !!! (full quote)
12206 1:Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number? 2: That is correct, I am an illegal alien. 1:I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!! EVERY TIME I MAKE SOME money THIS HAPPENS!!! (full quote)
12206 My mom's the only person I ever knew that could take a sandwhich like that!!!! GOD!!! (full quote)
12206 That's pretty cheap Conehead. (full quote)
12206 You just can't talk religion with some people! (full quote)
12206 1:It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protien intake. 2: Yeah, sure. Take your lunch break. (full quote)
12206 My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun. (full quote)
25053 connie's boyfriend) mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that..... (full quote)
20947 We're from France. (full quote)
10929 --You going to finish that? (full quote)
10929 --An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. --Ford Lincoln mercury Sable? --A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry animal. --Ah. (full quote)
  It is if you have cut me off by the base of my snarlgglies. (full quote)
  Maintain low tones with me maintain low tones! (full quote)
  Im not about to tell you Harv! (full quote)
32472 It is if you have cut me off by the base of my snargglies (full quote)
36054 We come from France. (full quote)
32472 Ahh tang the drink astraunats brought to the moon. Astraunats to the mood Nyhahahahahaha (full quote)
32472 Im not about to tell you Harv (full quote)
32472 WARNING do not scorch the top of your neck hole when comsuming lactait of food mamals (full quote)
32472 maintain low tones with me maintain low tones (full quote)
43056 Narful the garthunk!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
22367 1: All men are pigs! 2: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertibrate that defecates the same place it consumes. 1: Exactly! (full quote)
  You are wearing far too nuch lip and cheek enhancement! (full quote)
  You are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement! (full quote)
33944 [Tagline] Young ones! Parental Units! We summon you! (full quote)
33944 Beldar, I am *with cone* (full quote)
33944 1/_ Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility? 2/_ If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine! (full quote)
33944 Mibs Mibs! unacceptable! (full quote)
33944 1/_Greetings Lisa, ahhh... an excellent crop of decorative growth! 2/_Aw, you're just being nice 1/_Yes (full quote)
33944 I will comply... but it is as if you have seized me by the base of my snarvlies! (full quote)
33944 1/_Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend... will we ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you 2/_That sounds like fun! (full quote)
33944 [song]_Tainted Love__by__Soft cell (full quote)
33944 [song]_*Soul To Squeeze*__by__The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (full quote)
33944 Your breathing has become erratic... a torg for your thoughts? (full quote)
33944 You have successfully narfled the garthug (full quote)
33944 1/_You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb 2/_yeah... You mean my tux, right? 1/_Correct (full quote)
rhps2000 France. We come from France. (full quote)