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Cop & 1/2 - 1993 Movie Quotes

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6560 You give me no joy. (full quote)
  quid pro quo, you know, one hand washes the other (full quote)
  every day, these big jumbos take my money, stick me in the toilet, and hold me upside down! (full quote)
12136 If I don't do this, you will never learn and I will be saving you a great deal of injustice. (full quote)
12136 No wonder dinosaurs were extinct. Big heads, small brains. (full quote)
  1)Hey what comes after L? 2)Uh... 1)Bow(hits him) don't you get it? Elbow (full quote)
  I've heard you sing, cat choking on a hairball makes a much better sound. (full quote)
  PUT ME down, MR OINK OINK!! (full quote)
10929 I'm your worth nightmare. An eight-year-old with a badge! (full quote)
13284 1. Don't you morons have anything better to do? (2. throws jacket on the ground) 1. What'd you do that for? 2. Because you called me a moron! 1. So throwing your jacket on the ground makes you smarter? (full quote)
Arsey 1. Hey kid, what comes after L? 2. BOW! (full quote)
Arsey Tell him a hundred grand isn't money. (full quote)
Arsey Gimme some milk, Steve. In a dirty glass. (full quote)
  My friend Ray can piss eight feet! (full quote)
  I hate to run! (full quote)
  If you hit me one more time with your L-BOW, I'm going to break it off and wave it at you! (full quote)
  Havent you ever heard of secondary smoke? At this very moment the delicate pink tissues of my still forming lungs may be shriveling, into green chucnks of mucas, gasping for their last breath of poision brown air (full quote)
10929 We don't have a love/hate relationship. We have ahate/hate relationship. (full quote)
10929 But you're a nurse. You can make up some great disease. (full quote)
13284 Stop! I hate to run! (full quote)
13284 If I don't do this, you will never learn, and I would be doing you a great injustice. (full quote)
  Put me down piggy! (full quote)
  No wonder dinosaurs are extinct.Big heads,small brains. (full quote)
10929 I'm not a bodyguard. (full quote)