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Dave - 1993 Movie Quotes


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4921 Who was she, bill? Another patriotic secretary? (full quote)
  We're walking...we're walking...and we're stoping. (full quote)
  Thank you for doing this Helen (full quote)
3225 I once caught a fish...THIS BIG (full quote)
3225 I don't want to tell kids that they have to sleep in the street because we want people to feel better about their cars. Do you want to tell them that? (full quote)
  I once caught a fish that was this big. (full quote)
24366 Why can't you die from a stroke like everybody else? (full quote)
  and we're walking (full quote)
  1)Dave, the country's sick. 2)And you're gonna get it to the hospital (full quote)
  I dont think you were pretending... (full quote)
10929 Don't. (full quote)
10929 Louie Louie. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Did you get someone to double for me there, out front? 2)We're working on it. 1)Try to find someone who looks like me this time. That last guy was a joke. 2)We're doing our best, sir. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Thank you, Mr. President. It certainly is nice of you to be with us here today considering your busy schedule and all. 2)Well, Don -- it's true that I have a busy schedule. But I've got a feeling that when folks find out about your five hundred dollar cash rebate on all `93 LeBaron and LeBaron convertibles you're gonna be even busier than I am. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Mommy, is that the President? 2)I sure hope not. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Mabel says it's too far on the bus. Jennifer's boss tried to hit on her again and Lola's been crying in your office for an hour. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)This woman's amazing, Murray. She flies on an I.B.M. 2)I don't have enough work for the people you gave me already. 1)She's got three kids and the husband's a diabetic...Diabetic? 3)Si. Diabetico. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Oh my God... I thought it was a legitimate deduction, I swear to God. See... I need a piano for my work sometimes... 2)Mr. Kovic. We're not here about your taxes. 1)You're not? 2)No. Your government needs your help. (full quote)
MovieMan31 On occasion for security purposes, the Secret service hires someone to double for the President at public functions and exposed situations. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You are a very handsome man. 2)Thank you, Mr. President. 1)Just get rid of that grin. You look like a schmuck. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Sorry, I couldn't help it. I just got carried away. I was really good though, huh? So I guess there must be something pretty important going on for the President to go through all of this. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)It doesn't look very good. 2)They say it hit both sides of his brain... Even if he makes it he's gonna be a vegetable. 1)I can't believe he'd do this. 2)I know. 1)Where's the girl? 2)She's a little hysterical right now. We've got her upstairs in a laundry room. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)The guy's in a coma, Bob. 2)I don't give a shit. (full quote)
MovieMan31 This is mine, Al -- all mine ...I made him. I built him. And no cocksucker is gonna come in here and take it away from me just because he happens to be Vice President of the United states! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)My name is Alan Reed. I'm the White House communications Director. This is Bob Alexander, our Chief of Staff. We met you earlier tonight at the hotel, remember? (full quote)
MovieMan31 We need our friends and even our enemies to feel safe and secure... We need them to feel like they can go to bed at night knowing President Mitchell is fully in control... We need them to feel like he's sitting right here in this chair. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what about the Vice President? 2)Vice Presidant? 3)Well... We didn't want to have to get into this but...The Vice President is mentally unbalanced. 1)No. 2)I'm afraid so. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Have you ever driven through a red light? You know, on an empty road where you know it's safe and nobody's around. 2)I'm not sure... I might have. 1)Well, let's say your mother was in the car and you had to get her to a hospital. You'd do it then for sure wouldn't you? 2)Well... I gues I would... Yeah. 1)Now, let's say the whole country Was in that car. The entire United States of America. 2)In the car? 1)In the car. 2)I see what you mean. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The country is sick. And we're gonna get it to a hospital. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)These are the living quarters. The President's bedroom is on this side and the First Lady's is over there. 2)First Lady... 1)Don't worry. You won't even see her. They barely talk anymore. 2)You're kidding? 1)It happens. This is where you'll be sleeping. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The White House now classifies the President's condition as a `slight circulatory problem of the head.'Although technically a stroke, spokesmen say the President's condition is farfrom serious and he ought to be up and around sometime soon. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Do you know how many different kinds of laws we've broken? (full quote)
MovieMan31 It's simple, Alan. We send the Vice-President to Africa or something, dig up some dirt on him, force him to resign and get our `President' to nominate a new one. The whole thing takes a few weeks tops. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)What about her. 2)Her?... Oh -- the First Lady...She was giving that commencement speech up in Bryn Mawr. I managed to catchher before she left the hotel. 1)And... 2)I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at `the hotel.' She seems to hate him more than ever. 1)Fine. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Well, I must say, Mr. President, even for a man with a mild stroke you seem to have made a remarkable recovery. 2)Thanks. I'm feeling much better. 1)No signs of paralysis, no circulatory changes. Your E.M.G. is completely normal and your blood pressure has even gone down. Have you been exercising recently? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Good morning, Randi... 2)Oh, good morning, Mr. President. I'm so relieved that you're alright. You really had me scared. 1)What's with her? 3)Don't worry about it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The President continued his convalescence, resting in the White House for the second straight day. His personal physician pronounced him in perfectly good health. (full quote)
MovieMan31 So confident was the white House in the President's recovery, that they have just sent the Vice President on a twelve nation African goodwill tour. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Now whenever he stands at a podium, the President always puts onehand in the pocket of his coat... 2)At a press conference. 1)what? 2)That's at a press conference. Otherwise he just puts `em right out here. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Remember the convention speech? 'An America stronger than the one we were given. An America prouder than the one we found.' (full quote)
Strider --They're all kids! --That's right, Bill. Kids are homelss, too. (full quote)
Strider Is the First Lady still there? Does she look mad? (full quote)
Strider Sweaters make my neck look too thick. (full quote)
Strider I'm not the President. I mean, I'm not the one pretending to be the President. (full quote)
Strider --Mr. President, I don't belive that's on your agenda today. --No, it's a last minute change of plans, Bob. (full quote)
Strider --I'm going to kill him. --You can't kill the president. --He's not the president, he's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. I can kill a hundred ordinary people. (full quote)
Strider Get out of here a fast as you can! (full quote)
Strider Look, I'll make this easy. I never see him anymore. I barely know hiim anymore. I'd just kind of like to know where he is. (full quote)
Strider You make this little deal with yourself, that you can put up with the other women, you can do without a life, you can even do without children, because you believe in what you're doing... (full quote)
Strider listen, Mr. Kovic, I'm not going to give you a ticket. I think you ought to save all the mooney you have. (full quote)
Strider Try to find someone who looks like me this time, will you? That last guy was a joke. (full quote)
Strider God bless you, and God bless America! (full quote)
Strider I guess something pretty important must be going on for the President to be going through all this. Something top secret? (full quote)
Strider Honey? bill? Mr. President? (full quote)
Strider Bob, at some point we're going to have to call the Vice President. (full quote)
Strider You know, if you ever want to do something for his birthday, I've got some great birthday stuff. (full quote)
Strider I'm sorry. I know I wasn't supposed to talk, but I saw the crowd and I got excited. (full quote)
Strider Sometimes we have to put our personal feelings aside and focus on the good of the country. (full quote)
Strider X, the country is sick, and you're going to get it to the hospital. (full quote)
Strider As soon as we sit down, he pulls out this ring, and I get so emotional I have to ask the waiter for another napkin. (full quote)
Strider He's in love. Thank God! (full quote)
Strider Oh, and you can tell these two pit vipers that this is the last one of these that I'll be doing for a while. (full quote)
Strider --You could get into so much trouble if they find out. --But who? --The government. --I'M the government! (full quote)
Strider Look, I'll make this easy on you. I never see him anymore. I barely know him anymore. I'd just kind of like to know where he is. (full quote)
Strider Look, Mr. Kovac, I'm not going to give you a ticket. I think you ought to save all the money you have. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I thought you said I wasn't going to see her. 2)It's just five minutes. She comes in. You wave to the press. She leaves. 1)Yeah, but the First Lady...Couldn't we start with a cousin or something? 2)She hardly ever sees him and it'll be so fast, she won't have a chance to tell. 3)Be a professional. If you can convince her - - you can convince anybody. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Now this man is using a robotic mechanism for picking up the engine. The large arms that you see duplicate all of his arm movements exactly, so it's as if he's lifting two thousand pounds. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Issue One: 'The New Bill Mitchell.' Two weeks after his brush with death the President is suddenly bounding around the country with the energy of a high school track star. Is this merely overcompensation or the indefatigable greatness of a truly great man. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You scheduled a whole day with the First Lady? 2)It's a homeless shelter. 1)Excuse me. 2)It's gonna be great. 'Caring abouthis wife. Spending time on her favorite issue...' 1)I don't want him caring about his wife! (full quote)
MovieMan31 One of the things they're trying to do here at helping Hand, is keep verbal skills alive. The first thing that goes with these kids is their ability to communicate and they need to get to them before this happens. (full quote)
MovieMan31 That was some magic trick. You made their funding disappear! (full quote)
MovieMan31 There's no mistake, Bill. If you veto their funding, it's not a mistake. If you hurt someone intentionally, it's not a mistake. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)The budget's a very complicated thing. Even I don't understand it sometimes. Now occasionally we have to make some cuts and... 2)But we went there. We saw those kids. 3)Yeah. And if you can find a way to cut THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS from the federal budget, then you can keep your lousy shelters. And don't ever send for me again. (full quote)
MovieMan31 `Vice President's office linked to First Liberty scandal. Justice Department may investigate.' (full quote)
MovieMan31 Like I was saying, if we took that cash and stuck it in even an ordinary savings account, we'd be making twelve million a month in interest. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Okay, so that makes...Two, eighty-four, carry the three...Three hundred and fifty-six million. And that means we can keep the program. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You can't kill the President! 2)He's not the President! He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Look, I'll make this easy on you. I never see him anymore. I barely know him anymore. I'd just kinda like to know where he is. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)When did you know?... About me. 2)I think in the car. 1)The car? 2)On the way to the homeless shelter. You looked at my leg. Bill lost interest a long time ago. (full quote)
MovieMan31 First, I'd like to announce something that might come as a surprise to many of you. I've asked Bob Alexander to resign as White House Chief of staff. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Sometimes, two people just change and it's better for everybody if they go their Own way. Over the last few months! Bob and I have come to believe in different things. He thinks this country is fine and we should go about doing business as usual. I just don't feel that way. Not anymore. (full quote)
MovieMan31 First off I'm initiating a program to try to find a decent job for every American who wants one. (full quote)
MovieMan31 In the boldest initiative yet of the `New Bill Mitchell' presidency, the President has proposed a comprehensive full employment program, unparalleled since the days of F.D.R. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I know we haven't always gotten along. I know we've disagreed politically and I suppose I know what you think of me personally, but I've always tried to respect the role you wanted me to play. When I've disagreed with this administration I've kept it to myself. When you wanted my support you always had it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Dammit, Bill -- how could you do something like this to me? 2)Something like what? 1)Oh, come on, we're not children. I didn't have anything to do with this Fidelity nonsense and you know it. 2)All I've got is my integrity. That's all I have. Now I don't know why you turned your attack dogs on me. (full quote)
MovieMan31 When I first began to look into the allegations concerning Fidelity Savings and Loan, I thought the wrongdoing was restricted to the Vice President's office...But as I began to investigate, I realized that this pattern of corruption extended much higherI was saddened to discover at least fifteen separate acts of intervention by this administration, most with the full knowledge of the President and all of them illegal. Federal regulators were influenced, records were destroyed, and pressure was brought to bear, in same cases by President Mitchell himself. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The President has requested this rare joint session of Congress so that he could personally answer the allegations raised by Bob Alexander, his former Chief of Staff (full quote)
MovieMan31 There's certainly a lot of things about this country that we should be discussing, but I realize that's not possible now. As all of you know, my former Chief of Staff has implicated me in a scandal involving Fidelity Savings and loan, and once people start talking about scandal it's hard for them to talk about anything else. So fine. Let's talk about it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Bob Alexander has accused me of...Let me read this to make sure I get it right...Illegally influencing government regulators on behalf of major campaign contributors -- interfering with an ongoing Justice Department investigation - - and violating Federal election laws in the area of campaign finance. Okay -- let's get right to the guts of it... Each one of these charges is absolutely true. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'm the President and as they say 'The buck stops here.' So I take full responsibility for every one of my illegal acts. But you see that's not the whole story, and I think each one of you is entitled to the truth. I have written proof here in the form of notes, memoranda and personal directives' proving that Bob Alexander was involved in each one of these incidents and in most cases planned them as well. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Vice president Nance is a good and decent public servant and I'd like to apologize for any pain this may have caused him or his family. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you and that it was just a temp job at that. I forgot that I had two hundred and fifty million people who were paying me to make their lives a little better and I didn't live up to my part of the bargain. See, there are certain things you should expect from a President. I ought to care more about you than I do about me... I ought to care more about what's right than I do about what's popular...I ought to be willing to give this whole thing up for something I believe in. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The stroke hit at 8:42 p.m. just as the President was concluding his remarks to a joint session of Congress. Spokesmen at Bethesda Naval Hospital confirm that it was a `massive edema' and unlike his previous stroke, it has rendered the President totally incapacitated... Vice President Nance has already been conferred with full executive authority and has assumed the Presidency in accordance with the 24th Amendment. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Bob Alexander and eight other members of the Mitchell Administration were indicted on thirty-four counts of election law violations and obstruction of justice. Ironically, the indictments came just forty-eight hours after final passage of the Bill Mitchell Jobs Bill, a comprehensive employment program. (full quote)
MovieMan31 It's Christmas time! And everybody works at Christmas time!! (full quote)