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Dazed and Confused - 1993 Movie Quotes


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  Check Ya Lata!! Check ya lata? Check ya lata? Chicks dont wanna hear that shit man. Chicks dont wanna hear anything man. The girls in our class man theyre all prudes man....worthless little bitches. the girls ahead of us man....they were wild. (full quote)
  Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...and should be proud that I let you play...at my table. (full quote)
3820 George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. (full quote)
3820 Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit going on there. And it's green too! (full quote)
3820 I came here to do two things..drink beer and kick some ass..looks like we're almost out of beer. (full quote)
4119 That's what I love about those high-school girls...I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. (full quote)
4119 Watch the leather, maaan. (full quote)
4285 Neil McCarthyism... I like that. --Yea, that's good, Tony. (full quote)
agwendolyn Man, I never get shotgun! (full quote)
agwendolyn I may play football next year, but I will never sign that. (full quote)
agwendolyn You TOLD them to go easy on me?!? what's wrong with you?!? (full quote)
  you gotta joint man....not on me....itd be alot cooler if you did (full quote)
  donny, you better have your wood screws in...cause im gonna blow your doors completely off! (full quote)
4531 1)I heard a freshman fell off one year...and he only had one beer. How many have you had? 2)four 1) your dead man, you're so dead. (full quote)
4610 Wipe that face off your head bitch. (full quote)
4830 well seniors, we, we tried. We gave you all a chance but since you little prickteases can't seem to follow INSTRUCTIONS! (full quote)
4830 AIR RAID! That was PATHETIC! AIR RAID! That was horrible you little slut girls, you little freshmen sluts! AIR RAID! (full quote)
  I wanna look back and say that I did it the best I could when I was stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place! (full quote)
4860 O'Bannion: I'd like to dedicate this first licking to your mother...fucker. (full quote)
  im just here to drink some beer and kick some ass, and well it looks like were almost outta beer (full quote)
5104 1) That's what I love about them high school girls... 2) what's that? 3) I keep gettin older, and they stay them same age.... (full quote)
  Fa-Q (full quote)
5394 hey, watch the leather (full quote)
5412 Who are you? Issac Fucking Newton? (full quote)
5412 I love those red heads. (full quote)
4904 Did you hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? (full quote)
4904 1.And there you were trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony. 2. what the hell are you talkin about girl? 1. you weren't thinkin about it were you? 2.Gillligan's Island!? 1. It's your typical male pornographic fantasy. 2.Oh my...! 1. Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two rarely available women. One a sex godess, the other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. Women get nothing! (full quote)
4904 1what'll you do for me? 2. Anything. 1. Anything? 2.Anything. 1.Go like this. (opens mouth) 2.(opens mouth) 1.do you spit or swallow? 2. what-ever you'd like. 1. whatever i'd like?!I would definitley marry you! 3.You're an asshole. 1.Yes I am! Aha! 4.That is so degrading man! (full quote)
4904 Maybe you'll find something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream! (full quote)
FletchFFletch I wanna dance! (full quote)
5756 Alright, Alright, Alright.....Hey man, you still going into houston to get those Aerosmith tickets in the morning...Your damn right, Good evening ladies, Ooooeeewww...You need me to pick you up a couple....Yeah two... Coooooolll (full quote)
FletchFFletch Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. (full quote)
4904 so guys are we gonna play poker tonight? (full quote)
4904 do you realize when he graduated we were like 5? (full quote)
4904 you should ditch the two geeks now and get in the car with us. (full quote)
4904 Aerosmith! 2 weeks! (full quote)
4904 1)Cynthia man... i like it. 2)yeah?well red's a good color for you man. (full quote)
4904 1)hey man arent you a little bit early? 2)yeah about an hour and a half. but you see i got this hot date... (full quote)
4904 Oh man I'm fucking wasted. (full quote)
4904 1)Aahh! Nice tounge! Who pianted em? 2)mostly Michelle. (full quote)
4904 1)that song is about aliens? (full quote)
FletchFFletch Man, my grandmother's quicker than you. Course she's 6 foot 2, 185 pounds...and runs a 4.5 40. (full quote)
5916 You, know what I like about Highschool chics. I keep getting older, and they stay the same age. (full quote)
5916 1. You got a joint. 2. No, not on me man. 1. Be a lot cooler if you did. (full quote)
6034 Love those redheads. Love those redheads. (full quote)
6034 All right you little bitches Fry Like Bacon! (full quote)
4904 1)zigzag! 2)ZIGZAG! (full quote)
4904 1) Benny! These guys- I don't know! (full quote)
4904 1) She left your ass man. 2) Oh. Well you win some, you lose some. (full quote)
5967 Wipe that face off your head, bitch! (full quote)
6200 Hey, put some ice on it, after that it's nothing a few beers can't cure. (full quote)
6200 1) C,mon you have to tell us what she says about us. 2) ok but promise you wont get mad. 1) I wont be mad. 2) ok, she called you a bitch and you a slut....1) that bitch I cant believe her I'm gonna kick her ass. 2) I thought you said you werent gonna get mad? 1) Im not mad. (full quote)
6200 dont worry there's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. (full quote)
6200 And Mr. Floyed, watch with that other crowed you hanging around with, dont think I haven't noticed. (full quote)
6200 And Mr. Floyed, watch with that other crowed you hanging around with, dont think I haven't noticed. (full quote)
4904 lick me- all of you! (full quote)
4904 Air raid or it's your ass. Allright Miss Hot stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell. (full quote)
4904 I would like you to propose to Tony. (full quote)
4904 1. I bet she's pretty cute once you wipe all the shit off her. 2. Yeah, I bet she is. (full quote)
4904 Dominate male Nazi in a 50's greaser uniform! (full quote)
5967 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (full quote)
6346 L-I-V-I-N (full quote)
6374 Hey man what times your party?....9:30....check ya later.. (full quote)
6610 Have you thought about why we play football? I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player? (full quote)
  WOODERSON Say man. You got a joint? MITCH Er, no not on me man. WOODERSON It'd be a lot cooler if you did. (full quote)
6702 Dominant male monkey mother fucker. (full quote)
6702 1~Hey, are you cool man? 2~Like how? 3~(long stare) OKAAAYYY. (gets into car) (full quote)
6702 1~Hey how's it goin? 2~Do you have a joint? 1~No, not on me man. 2~It'd be a lot cooler if you did. (full quote)
  1. Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin', just goin' at it. 2. Slater: Hey, let's go smoke a joint on the fifty fuckin' yard line in memory of those glory days. (full quote)
  are you cool man? What do you mean? oooohhh alright what ever whoaa ooookaaaaayyy man. (full quote)
  Slater: Hey i know you! we had geography together...remember? (full quote)
7644 fagot, sissy, pussy freshman! (full quote)
7644 hurry hirshfelder or we're gonna leave your ass! (full quote)
8199 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. (full quote)
  The older you get, the more rules they try to get you to follow...You just gotta keep on livin'...L-I-V-I-N. WOODERSON (full quote)
  if these are supposed to be the best years of our lives, remind me to kill myself (full quote)
  I get older, they stay the same age. (full quote)
  It's like my Seargent always said in the Army. Men! (boys jump) 50 of you are going into the jungle. 25 of you ain't coming back (full quote)
  1. Are you cool man? 2. Like how? 1. *laughs a little* oookaaaaay... (full quote)
  Me and my loser friends gotta go get Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer! (full quote)
  the whole counrty was getting high. (full quote)
  slater:The whole country back then was getting high. (full quote)
9203 slater:The whole country back then was getting high. (full quote)
9203 slater:And everyday George would come home and she had a big fat bowl waiting for him man... When he'd come in the door man... She was a hip,hip,hip lady mann. (full quote)
9633 People ummm say that...acid causes brain damage, but ummm...what'd you say? (full quote)
9993 Slater: I'm gonna let you have shotgun but I want you to know it's cuz' only because I'm goin' inside. (full quote)
  Pickford:Slater-San, how's it going? Slater:Fixin to be a lot better man! (full quote)
10113 I came here to drink some beers and kick some ass. And I'm almost out of beer. (full quote)
Abigiggle11 1.) Well, look, I mean, all i'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life...remind me to kill myself. 2.) Well all I'm saying is that I just wanna look back and say, that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place, played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place! (Laughter) (full quote)
10868 Don't forget...Aerosmith...three weeks (full quote)
10868 I wanna dance!! (full quote)
10868 That's why i like those high school women...i keep getting older, they stay the same age (full quote)
10209 Yeah, did you hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? (full quote)
12035 Yeah it was off limits a few years ago because some drunk freshman fell off. He hit his head on EVERY beam - I heard it doesn't hear after the first few though. autopsy said he only had one beer man. How many did you have? ... four ... Oh you're dead man! (full quote)
12035 cynthia,man, i like it. .. really? red's a good color for you... my FAVORITE color.. (full quote)
12035 no drugs, no alcohol, or sex after twleve.. ahh you know youre the third person whos given me this today? ... man its the same thing they tried to pull in my day if its not that, its some other decision they try to make for ya. you just gotta keep livin - L I V I N... (full quote)
  Im just here to kick ass and drink some beer... looks like we're nearly outa beer! (full quote)
  Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dobbed as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. SHAVONNE: Yeah right with your premature ejaculation. (full quote)
  DON: Pisst. Vicky. Vicky. Come on lets go right now. Let's go get naked right now come on, let's go. (full quote)
  SLATER: Hey man, It's quality not quantity. Alright man. And wait 'til I get to college man. I can't wait to get to college man. DON: Yeah when I get to college all I want to do is bang, bang, bang, bang, bang... (full quote)
  marijuana on one, reefer on two (full quote)
  1: Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields. 2: He grew that shit up mount Vernon man? 1: mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know. The whole country back then was getting high... let me tell u man cos he knew, he was on to something man. he knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, so he grew fields of it, but u know what... behind every good man there's a woman and that woman was martha washinton. she was a hip, hip lady man. (full quote)
13307 That's what i love about these high school girls, man. I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do! (full quote)
13307 Would you look at this fucking town man? It's dead. Just imagine how many people are out there right now, fuckin.... (full quote)
13307 I'm tellin you, man, this country was founded, it was founded by people who were into aliens, man. George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult, was into aliens, man. You're RIGHT George toked weed, man, you didn't know that? Oh man, yeah, back then, everyone toked weed man. And they grew it all over cuz they knew it'd be a good cash crop for the Southern States, man. And behind every good man, there's a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day he'd come home and she'd have a big bowl just waiting for him, man. Did ya ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky stuff goin on on a dollar bill man, imean and it's green too. (full quote)
14432 alright alrgiht alright (full quote)
14617 Slaterson Hows it going? fixing to be alot better man!!!!! (full quote)
14617 Was it O'bannion? ya!! I hate that jerk! Do you want to get him back? hell yes!! (full quote)
14617 hey freshmen,hey freshmen! whats with this wave shit get over here!! I'd better go!come here,little cassanova, we just want to know something are you going to be fucking that later or are you going to be a little wimp? How do you know I haven't allready! (full quote)
14680 O'BANION- HEY SLATER, YOU FUCKING HIPPIE, GIVE ME DRUGS MAN SLATER- GET EM FROM your MOTHER O'BANION- YEAH WE JUST BAGGED your MOM SLATER- OK, FUCK YOU DICKHEAD (full quote)
14724 Man, I ain't believing that shit about Bonham's one hour drum solo, man. I mean one hour of drums, you couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man. (full quote)
  Marijuana on one...Reefer on two! (full quote)
16992 I didn't know that drugs and alcohol had gotten so bad they had to resort to NeoMcCarthyism... (full quote)
16992 Did ya hear that? He was gettin' there!...Son, you wouldn't knwo what to do with it if you had gotten there, so don't worry about it! (full quote)
16992 Did ya hear that? He was gettin' there!...Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had gotten there, so don't worry about it! (full quote)
16992 I came here to do two things - kick some ass and drink some beer - looks like we're almost outta beer... (full quote)
17534 That's what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (full quote)
  Are you cool? (full quote)
  Hey Slater, you fucking hippie, give me drugs man...Get some from your mother!...Ya, well we just banged yours...alright, Fuck you asshole! (full quote)
  Hey Slater, you fucking hippie, give me drugs man...Get some from your mother!...Ya, well we just banged yours...alright, Fuck you dickhead! (full quote)
18304 Wipe that face off your head, bitch. (full quote)
  see what you need to do is dump those two geeks your with and get in the car with me, but that's alright we'll discuss that later. (full quote)
  GIRL:WILL YOU MARRY ME?DON:what'S IN IT FOR ME?DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW?GIRL:whatEVER YOU LIKE.DON:I WOULD DEFINITLY MARRY YOU. (full quote)
  SLATER:I AINT BELEIVING THAT SHIT ABOUT BONHAM'S 2 HR.SOLO.2 HRS.OF DRUMS.MAN YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THAT SHIT ON STRONG acid. (full quote)
  ITS GOOD TO PILE ON SOME PANCAKES & SYRUP after A NIGHT OF BEER DRINKING. (full quote)
  SIGN ON school SHED:EAT NORE POSSUM (full quote)
  BOY#1:MAN I WAS GETTING THERE.BOY#2:DID YOU HEAR THAT?HE WAS GETTING THERE.SON,DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.YOU WOULDN'T KNOW what TO DO WITH IT IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THERE.BESIDES,THIS WAS OUR LAST JR.HIGH PARTY.YOUR NIGHTS OF PULLING TONGUE ARE OVER.NEXT YEAR WE'LL BE FRESHMAN,WHERE ALL THE CHICKS'LL BE PUTTING OUT. (full quote)
  PICKFORD:HEY WOODWARD,BERNSTEIN.MIKE(TO PINK):GUESS THAT makeS YOU DEEP THROAT? (full quote)
  COACH:DON'T GO GETTING soft ON ME THIS SUMMER.YOU'RE SITTING BY THE POOL.CHASING THE MUFF AROUND. (full quote)
  DON:SLATER,GIVE ME DRUGS,YOU HIPPY.SLATER:GO GET 'EM FROM your MOTHER.DON:WE JUST BAGGED your MOTHER.SLATER:FUCK YOU,DICKHEAD. (full quote)
  what ARE GONNA DO NEXT?GIVE YOU GUYS URINE TESTS? (full quote)
19484 1) Do you have any weed?... 2) No. 1) It'd be cooler if you did, man.... (full quote)
19484 You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you there. Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. (full quote)
19484 The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N! (full quote)
Snoangel28 1)You cool man? 2) In what way? 1) Oooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay. (full quote)
  Wipe that face off your head bitch! (full quote)
  I love those redheads maaaan. (full quote)
22578 Are you cool man? Like how man? (full quote)
22797 Lemme tell you what Melbatoast is packin' over here, alright? We gotta four eleven positrack outback, seven-fifty double pumper edelbrock intake, board over thirty, eleven to one pop-up pistons, turbo jets, three ninety horsepower, we are talkin some fuckin muscle. (full quote)
  Slader you fucking hippy, give me drugs man.. get them from your mother man.. I juust banged your mother man.. Okay fuck you dick head (full quote)
  alright alright alright, how you doin? (full quote)
  Jesus son your wearing rebel blue! (full quote)
  Jesus son your wearing rebel grey! (full quote)
8793 throw the bowling ball! yeah heave it!! (full quote)
4904 1. Who put the kegs way out here? 2. I don't know. This is just where I was told they'd be. (full quote)
4904 1. And who is this older girld that brought you home. 2. She was just like- she was just... 1. Have you been drinking? 2. No! 1. Are you drunk? (full quote)
13556 Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens. (full quote)
kidneybean we need some alcohol ... There's a thought (full quote)
kidneybean we need some alcohol ... There's a thought (full quote)
  man u got a joint? not on me man, itd be alot kooler if u did!! (full quote)
  man u got a joint? not on me man, itd be alot kooler if u did!! (full quote)
  they closed this place off a bout a year ago, cause some drunk freshmen fell off! autopsy said he had one beer man. how many'd u have? FOUR...ur a dead man, ur totally dead.......... look at the blood stains right there man (full quote)
  ...If we're all going to die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, Id like to quit thinking of the present, right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to something else. >Dazed and Confused< (full quote)
  slater you fuckin hippy, gimme drugs man (full quote)
  Man it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. You know if it ain't that piece of paper it's some other choice theyre gunna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randal Pink Floyd wants to do man. Lemme tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gunna try and get you to follow. You jus gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N (full quote)
27891 what are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. (full quote)
27808 AIR RAID! (full quote)
27808 You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, 'No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you there.' Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. (full quote)
27808 Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. (full quote)
  Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't check (full quote)
  Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash (full quote)
  (1) you cool man? (2) like how? (1)hehhehh...o0o0ok (full quote)
28233 That's the thing i love about these High school chicks...I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age. (full quote)
  Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free. (full quote)
28495 I wanna dance! (full quote)
28495 Gass, Grass or Ass: Nobody Rides For Free (full quote)
28495 Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a jay with fifty elves (full quote)
28495 Oh Mike I forgot to tell you about this dream I had last night... But, you've got to promise not to tell anyone okay?... No say I promise... Okay, thank you... Well, okay, there I am, you know, and I'm getting it on, you know, with what has this perfect female body...But... I can't say... But the head of Abraham Lincoln...I mean the hat and the beard. Oh well, let's not think too deeply on this one right?... (full quote)
28495 See I just didn't know that drugs and alcohol were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism. (full quote)
29571 I'm gonna let you have shotgun because only because I'm goin inside (full quote)
  Smile you love us. Smile! (full quote)
  Don't let your mouth cash a check your butt can't cash (full quote)
30311 1)Gilligan's Island? 2)It's what's called the male pornographic fantasy. 3)Oh my. 4)Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a seductive sex goddess type. The other a healthy girl next door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all. The madonna and the whore. Women get nothing. We get a geek. An over-weight middle aged guy. Some nerdy scientific type I mean... 5)The professor is sexy. (full quote)
  -I heard there was a girl at the party who had knockers this big! -no way man -im serious! two handfuls! (full quote)
  O' Bannion - YOu can not play pool for shit , it's a disgrace to have you at my table (full quote)
  this place is off limits. y? cuz i heard sum freshman fell off and hit his head on every beam man i heard it doesnt hurt after the first few awtopsy said he only had one beer man how many did u have? 4 o u r so dead man ur a dead man shut up hey look theres the blood stains shut up man (full quote)
  I wanna stop referring to now... the present, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else. (full quote)
  Not to worry, there's a new fiesta in the making. It's at the moon tower. (full quote)
  look at the bloodstains down there (full quote)
  Let me tell ya what melbatoast is packin here, we've got 411 positrack outback, 750 double pumper edelbrock intake, ford over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbo jet 390 horse power we're talkin some f@$#in muuscle.. (full quote)
24539 alright, alright, alright. (full quote)
  neo-mccarthyism (full quote)
  Fry like bacon you freshmen piggies (full quote)
  there's a fiesta in the making, as we speak. (full quote)
  Clint to Tony: I'm the one smoking marijuana motherfucker. So I'm blazing with my friends so I'm a fucking pothead, what's it to you. Why don't you say that while I fucking punch your teeth out Newton. (full quote)
  O'Bannon: what are you staring at. I'll fucking kick your ass, right now. (full quote)
  Don give the beer back man. Don: I paid for the beer man. Old man: Tamperin with mailboxes is a felony offense, now i done called the cops i think you boys better step out of the car. Pink: Fucking go man. get your head down. Don: He's fucking shooting at us hahaha. (full quote)
  All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself. (full quote)
  Slater-this used to be offlimits man, they say a freshman fell right down through the middle of the water tower man. and the otopsey said that the kid only had one beer man. how many did you have? Mitch- four Slater-your dead man your so dead Mitch -Shut up (full quote)
  Slater - Hey man there are some freaky things going on with the dollar bill and its green too! (full quote)
  She was a hip hip hip lady, man. (full quote)
  Don: Oh there was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right? Benny:major bullshit, he's a deadman, he's fuckin dead!!! Pink and Don: SHOTGUN!!! (full quote)
  1)I heard a freshman fell off one year smacking his head on every beam... he only had one beer. How many have you had? 2)psh.... four 1) your dead man, you're so dead. (full quote)
  Slater- hey man are you cool? Mitch-like how? Slater-oooook what ever Pink- he was just asking if you get high. Mitch- yea i know (full quote)
  Remember, it is only a weed that grows into a flower in your mind. (full quote)
  Floyd:"How's it goin man?"Slater:"It's fixin' to be alot better man." (full quote)
36101 Check ya later!! (full quote)
36101 1. Hey man what time's your party man? 2. 9:30 man! 1. Umm..okay man! I'll be there man! (full quote)
36101 When I get to college all im gonna do is bangbangbangbangbang (full quote)
36101 Oh I fuckin saw that you little sack of shit! You two are fucking dead. You hear me? YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD! GRRR (full quote)
36325 That's what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age! (full quote)
  i'm only letting you call shotgun cuz i'm goin inside (full quote)
  You're not gonna go to Law School? Then what are you gonna do? I wanna Dance! (full quote)
  I just wanna fuck baby...you know i wanna fuck baby (full quote)
  that song is about aliens? (full quote)
36487 Oh man, I'm fuckin' wasted. (full quote)
36487 The Professor is Sexy. (full quote)
36487 The Professor is Sexy. (full quote)
36487 Seriously, everybody. Don't go getting soft on me this summer. You're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. Break down! (full quote)
36487 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. Course she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.5 40. (full quote)
  Freshman girl: Will you marry me? Dawson: Don't know, whats in it for me? Freshman girl: Anything you want. Dawson: Anything? Go like this. (Opens his mouth). Do you spit or swallow? Freshman girl: whatever you........like. Dawson: whatever I like?! I would definitely marry you. (full quote)
  Imagine how many people out there are funkin', just goin' at it? (full quote)
  Imagine how many people out there are fuckin', just goin' at it! (full quote)
  Put some ice one it...after that its nothin' a few beers cant handle. (full quote)
  Don't air raid for that bitch, i hate that shit. I'ts just like the clint fuck and his friends,huh motherfucker huh (full quote)
  Don't air raid for that bitch, i hate that shit. I'ts just like the clint fuck and his friends,huh motherfucker huh (full quote)
  It's qualtity not quantity (full quote)
  Wooderson-Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over .30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. Clint-Hey man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book. I saw the add $2.95 it was right next to the sea monkeys. Do you see that over there that's white lighting, see the shoes on that thing, you have to get some tires on that thing, there pizza cutters (full quote)
  watch your step, junior. (full quote)
  -someone's smokin some reefer.. - hey man, what's up - hey - hey what'd you just say back there man? - what? when? - right now when you passed. what'd you say? - umm i didn't say anything? - no you said looks like someone's tokin some reefer, what'd you mean by that huh? - oh nothing. just smelled some pot that's all. just an observation - oh an observation? who the hell are you? isaac fuckin newton? so i'm smokin some weed, so i'm a fuckin pothead! what's it to you? huh? out of observations? why don't you observe while i kick your ass. (full quote)
  That's what I like about these highschool girls..I get older they stay the same age. (full quote)
  what are you looking at? wipe that face off your head, bitch! (full quote)
  Look at the bloodstains right there! (full quote)
40884 Simone : I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. FRY! (full quote)
40884 Wooderson : Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. (full quote)
40884 Dawson : Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. (full quote)
40884 Wooderson : Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N. (full quote)
  -Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kidding me man. He grew fields of fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields. -He grew that shit up Mount Vernon man? -Mount Vernon man. He grew it all over the country man. He had people growing it all over the country, you know. The whole country back then was getting high... let me tell you man cause he knew, he was on to something man. He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man, so he grew fields of it man, but you know what... behind every good man there's a woman and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home and she had a big fat bowl waiting for him man... When he'd come in the door man... She was a hip,hip,hip lady man. and she was real real cool too man, she would like harvest the crops man thats what im talkin about, shed put it in like ya know....like bushels and stuff and sell it, ya know? because they had to ya know make ends meet and stuff...i mean they...did you ever look at a dollar bill man? there's some spooky stuff goin on on a dollar bill man and i mean and its like green too man. (full quote)
  Don't write a check ur ass cant cash (full quote)
  hey man, you got a joint?--No not on me man (full quote)
cyndy Fry like bacon little piggies! (full quote)
45169 it'd be alot cooler if you did (full quote)
  Wanna play a little Foosball? (full quote)
  You Got a Joint No It'd Be cool If You Did (full quote)
  Party at the Moontower (full quote)
  Like they say in the tampon biz......see you next period... (full quote)
  Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. (full quote)
  Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. (full quote)
  I'm only giving you shotgun 'cause I'm goin inside... (full quote)
  I want that paper signed. (full quote)
  Mitch Kramer: (full quote)
48715 I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors... but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry! (full quote)
48715 Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place. (full quote)
48715 George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. (full quote)
48715 Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too. (full quote)
48715 W: Say, man, you got a joint? M: No, not on me, man. W: It'd be a lot cooler if you did. (full quote)
  The older you get, the more rules they are going to try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin, man. L-I-V-I-N! (full quote)
Lalexr "You got a joint?" "No" "Be alot cooler if ya did!" (full quote)
caquinn2 Hey guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer, when you are being inandated with all this American Bi-centennial 4th of July brew-ha-ha, don't forget what you are celebrating. And that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes. Have a good summer. (full quote)
Tiffer If I ever talk about these being the best days of my life, remind me to kill myself. (full quote)
jmichel George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. (full quote)
HEATHERSEALE THAT'S what I LOVE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, I GET OLDER, THEY STAY THE SAME AGE. (full quote)
HEATHERSEALE REMEMBER ME YOU PIG? (full quote)