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Demolition Man - 1993 Movie Quotes


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4112 Ease your calm John Spartan (full quote)
2738 How do you work the three seashells? (full quote)
  Damn, hope my butt didn't look like that! (full quote)
4989 Do you see any cows around here? (full quote)
ProKiller he doesn't know how to use the three sea shells. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA (full quote)
5863 Is it cold in here, or is it just me???? Good memory.. (full quote)
clarkins Are all fluid transfer activities this fun? (full quote)
5150a Hurting people's not a good thing. Well, sometimes it is--but not when they're looking for something to eat. (full quote)
5150a You can take this job and shovel it. (full quote)
5150a Put me back in the fridge. (full quote)
5150a Damn! I wonder if I can play the accordian too! (full quote)
5150a You gonna regret this rest of your life. Both seconds of it. (full quote)
  Send a maniac to catch one! (full quote)
  Three Sea Shells (full quote)
  WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVE A LEASH UP MY ASS? (full quote)
  break you with my hands little Spartan! (full quote)
  break you with my hands little Spartan! (full quote)
7268 what's in this burger? *spanish answer* Rat. I'm eating a rat burger? *continues chewing* 'S Not bad. (full quote)
8556 Spartan? John Spartan? Oh shit! They let anybody into this century. (full quote)
8556 Send a maniac to catch a maniac. (full quote)
9109 Simon says die. (full quote)
Splent Ugh, do you know what you're eating? - A burger. What does it look like. - Do you see any cows around here? - ¿Que es este carne? - Es la carne de rata. - Im eating a ratburger? Not bad. In fact its the best burger I had in years! (full quote)
Splent You are fined one credit... (full quote)
Splent So, I was wondering if you want to have sex. (full quote)
9193 1.Let's blow this guy. 2.It's blow this guy AWAY! (full quote)
  Is it cold in here or is it just me? (full quote)
Cryslin 1. How can you justify destroying a 7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000? 2. Fuck you lady 3. Good answer (full quote)
Cryslin 1. Fellow greetings, what seems to be your boggle? 2. My boggle?(pauses) How much do you weight? (full quote)
Cryslin 1. Lights 2. No I changed it, eliminate (lights go on) delaminate (lights go off) now you try. 1. eliminate! (full quote)
Cryslin 1. You kicked his match and met his ass. 2. That’s kicked his ass and met, met his match. (full quote)
Cryslin ...I like to think, I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of chose, I’m the kind of guy who likes to sit in the greasy spoon and think; should I have the t-bone stake or the jumbo rack of BQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, ok. I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section, I wanna run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body, reading playboy magazine, why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, ok pal? (full quote)
12979 MurderDeathKill...MurderDeathKill...MurderDeathKill (full quote)
8837 Looks like simon phoenix has matched his meat. You really licked his ass. (full quote)
13497 That's what you remind me of, an evil Mr. Rogers... (full quote)
13497 I'm impressed...HUXLEY!! (full quote)
13497 Thank you very much gentlemen, but your services will no longer be required...(SHOTS) (full quote)
13497 Hey Spartan! How's it hangin'?...I'm sure your familiar with the long arm of the law, aren't ya? (full quote)
13497 I wouldn't say apprehended, but let's say he's history. (full quote)
13497 Thank you for rendering me unconscious. (full quote)
11689 Oh yes, the passengers. Well they're aahhh.. Fuck you. I told the city, I said, look nobody comes down here. The postman figured it out, the policemen figured it out, but the god damn busdrivers just wouldn't figure it out. (full quote)
  Pheonix: what can I say? I'm a blast from the past. Spartan: You should've stayed there. Pheonix: Hey! That voice sounds familiar! Who is that?(fires gun) Spartan: Bad aim, Blondie. Pheonix: Spartan? John Spartan?! Oh shit, they're lettin' anybody into this century! what the hell you're doing in here? (fires gun) Simon says BLEED!! (fires gun) Spartan: Great, just great! You're makin' this to easy for me Pheonix! Pheonix: (under his breath) Come on, you space age piece of shit! (to Spartan) so let me get this right; they defrosted you just so you can lasso my piddly ass? Damn, you've been had! I've been dreamin' about killin' you for 40 years! (fires gun) Spartan: Yeah? (cocks gun) Well, keep dreamin'! (fires gun) (full quote)
  Pheonix:(after he knocks Spartan flat on his back) Oh, I know that must've hurt, huh soldier boy?! Spartan:(picks up an old television and swings it toward Pheonix) YOU'RE ON TV!! (full quote)
  Pheonix: You're dead, Spartan! Spartan: You forgot to say 'Simon says!' (shocks Pheonix) (full quote)
  No kiss, kiss. No bang, bang. (full quote)
  1. He's finally matched his meet! You really licked his ass. 2. Its MET his match and kicked...KICKED his ass. (full quote)
  Could you please explain the three seashells!! (full quote)
  what Seems To Be Your Boggle (full quote)
  1)You can take this job, and shovel it 2) Take this job...and shovel it...close enough (full quote)
  Try getting at least ONE quote vaguely right... Illuminate confused with eliminate? Jezus! (full quote)
  I want to smoke cuban cigars the size of Cincinatti.I want to run through the streets naked rubbing green jello on myself and reading playboy magazine. Why??? Because i might suddenly feel the need to. (full quote)
9307 I'm the kinda guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder. Gee, should I have a T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnatti in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked, with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? (full quote)
9376 Greetings and salutations! (full quote)
10929 You're under arrest, Phoenix. (full quote)
11689 God damn John, I am tired of this demolition man shit. You were not supposed to come down here, you were not supposed to attempt to arrest Phoenix single handedly and you were not supposed to blow anything up. (full quote)
11689 #1 John Spartan, you have done great deeds for the city of Los Angeles so it is with some regret that I, Gordon Smithers, acting as Assistant Warden, here by carry out this sentence. #2 Skip it. #1 Sergeant Spartan, you have been sentenced to 70 years, sub zero rehabilitiation. #2 Skip it. (full quote)
11689 #1 As it is a beautiful Monday morning and my duty log irrationaly requires it, I am here by enquiring you on the prison population update. Does the tedium continue? #2 You're earnest questioning is amusing as it is irrelevant. The prisoners are icecubes. They never move. (full quote)
11689 #1 Don't you think? #2 I try not to, but you're young. (full quote)
11689 #1 what's a 187? #2 I don't know. Computer: Murder, Death, Kill. Murder, Death, Kill. (full quote)
11689 What, you guys don't have sarcasm anymore? (full quote)
11689 #1 Maniac has replied with a scornful remark. #computer - Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, or else/ (full quote)
11689 computer Talking - You are an incredibly sensitive man who ispires joy joy feelings in all those around you. (full quote)
11689 Damn I'm possessed. Wonder if I can accordian too. Hehehe. (full quote)
11689 We're police officers. We're not trained to handle this kind of violence. (full quote)
11689 Enhance your calm. (full quote)
11689 #1 How can you justify destoying a $7million mini mall whose ransom was only $25 000. #2 Fuck you lady. (full quote)
11689 Her light was extinguished in the big one of 2010. (full quote)
11689 #1 Get me a malboro. #2 Yes of course. Right away. what's a malboro? #1 A cigarette. Any cigarette. #3 Um, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad, hence illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat... #1 Are you shitting me? Computer - John SPartan you are fined one credit for voilation of the verbal moralities code. #1 what the hell is that? #3 Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal but so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence. (full quote)
11689 I don't know if you guys know, but you're out of toilet paper. #2 Did he say toilet paper? #3 Oh, they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th. #1 I'm happy that you're happy but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper you've got this little shelf with 3 seashells on it. #4 He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells? Hahahhahahah. (full quote)
11689 Phoenix is going for a gun plain and simple. Trust me. He's going for a gun. #2 Resonate some understanding. The only place a person can view a gun, is at the museum. (full quote)
11689 Fellow greetings. what seems to be your boggle? (full quote)
11689 Wait a minute. This is the future. where are all those phaser guns. (full quote)
11689 Bad aim blondie. (full quote)
11689 So let me get this right. They defrosted you just so you could lasso my piddly arse? Damn to be had. I've been dreaming about killing you for about 40 years. #2 Yeah? Well keep dreaming. (full quote)
11689 He's finally matched his meet. You've really licked his arse. (full quote)
11689 Alright, so he can't buy food or a place to stay for the night and it would be a waste of time to mug somebody, unless he rips someones hand off, so lets hope he doesn't figure that one out. (full quote)
11689 #1 Hold it, the Schwarzenneger library? #2 Yes the Schwarzenneger Presedential library. Wasn't he an actor when... #3 Stop! (full quote)
11689 #1 what would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten. #2 I don't know. Thanks? (full quote)
11689 You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it. (full quote)
11689 You just do your job and things get demolished. (full quote)
11689 #1 Alright Huxley, lets just do it the old fashioned way. #2 Eer,disgusting, you mean fluid transfer? #1 No, I mean, boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka. #2 That is no longer done. The exchange of bodily fluids. Do you know what that leads to? #1 YEah I do. Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge. (full quote)
11689 You are a savage creature John Spartan and I wish for you to leave my domicile now. (full quote)
11689 Ok, I'm with you. Let's go blow this guy. #2 Away, let's go blow this guy AWAY. ..... She's got a way with words. (full quote)
11689 #1 Just don't ask where the meat comes from. #2 What's that supposed to mean Huxley? #1 Do you see any cows around here? ..... #2 Rat. This is a rat burger. Not bad. Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years. (full quote)
11689 You see, according to Cocto's plan, I'm the enemy, cause I like to think, I like to read, I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in the grease and spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbeque ribs with a side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and bucket of cheese, OK. I want to smoke a cuban cigar the size on Cincinati in the non smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine, why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to do so, OK pal? I've seen the future pal and it a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his space pyjamas drinking a banana and broccoli shake. (full quote)
11689 I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated. #2 Yeah, I thought I was history too. (full quote)
11689 Chief, you can take this job and shovel it. #2 Take this job and shove it. #1 Yeah? #2 Close enough. (full quote)
11689 Mr Friendly? Greetings and salutations Edgar Friendly. I am associate Bob and may I say it would be a great pleasure to assist you in creating a more humane ... #2 Bob, Bob, lets talk about the hair. #1 Hair? #2 Pick a colour, alright. And lose the kimono, you look like a couch. (full quote)
beekers He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! I can see how that would be difficult. (full quote)
14455 John Spartan, you are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute. (full quote)
Daywalker Take this job and shovel it! (full quote)
22376 You're gonna regret this the rest of your life..... both seconds of it. (full quote)
23438 Phoenix: Look; I don’t need a history lesson. Come on, Hal. Where’s the goddamn guns?! Computer: You are fined one credit, for a violation of the verbal morality statute. Phoenix: What? FUCK YOU! Computer: Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles police department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand. (full quote)
23438 Officer: We’re police officers! We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence! (full quote)
23438 reporter: How can you justify destroying a seven million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only twenty five thousand dollars? Girl: FUCK YOU, lady! Spartan: Good answer. (full quote)
23438 Spartan: Trust me, it’s a cop thing. Huxley: And what am I, a frog? (full quote)
23438 Spartan: Somebody put me back in the fridge. (full quote)
23438 Spartan: I’m a seamstress? Oh that’s just great. I come out of cryo-grid, and I’m Betsy-fucking-Ross. (full quote)
23438 Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad. Hence, illegal; alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat- Spartan: Are you shitting me? Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. Spartan: What the hell is that? Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit… Huxley: Bad language, child play, gasoline, un-educational toys, and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again, so is pregnancy if you don’t have a licence. (full quote)
23438 Huxley: Simon Phoenix knows he has some competition. He’s finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass. Spartan: That’s 'met his match' and 'kicked his ass.' (full quote)
23438 Huxley: The exchange of bodily fluids? Do you know what that leads to? Spartan: Yeah, I do… Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge. (full quote)
goldengod We're the LAPD, we're not equiped to handle this kind of violence! (full quote)
1ajas Hurting people's not a good thing--well, sometimes it is--but not when it's a bunch of people looking for something to eat. (full quote)
1ajas Put me back in the fridge. (full quote)
1ajas Are all fluid transfer activities this fun? (full quote)
1ajas Simon says die! (full quote)
29417 I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a fourty-seven-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pyjamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I wish I were an Oscay Meyer weiner'. (full quote)
29417 I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me. (full quote)
29417 I'm sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies. (full quote)
29417 All I want to do is bury Cocteau up to his neck in shit, and let him think happy-happy thoughts forever. (full quote)
29417 You can't take away other people's right to be assholes! (full quote)
29417 what happened? All of a sudden this car turned into a canoli. (full quote)
29417 1: Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the franchise war. 2: So? 1: So, now all restaurants are Taco Bell. (full quote)
29417 1: what would you say if I called you a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era, gratefully forgotten? 2: I dunno...Thanks? (full quote)
29417 Will you please kill him? He's pissing me off. (full quote)
29417 1: How can you justify destroying a seven-million dollar mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only twenty-five-thousand dollars? 2: Fuck you, lady! 3: Good answer. (full quote)
30083 1.whats your boggle? 2. My BOGGLE?! (full quote)
32065 The first thing I wanted to do was knit. (full quote)
32065 Here. I made you a sweater. (full quote)
33501 You got ball balls comin' down here cop. (full quote)
38617 You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, because I like to think, and I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who'd walk into a greasy spoon and wonder -- Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of grave fries? I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, and singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener. (full quote)
  joy joy (full quote)
  I think simon pheonix has finally matched his meet... you really licked his ass. No that's met his match & kicked, kicked his ass. (full quote)
  what?! kissing's not allowed? damn... i was a good kisser. (full quote)
beekers 1)We're eating at Taco Bell? 2)They won the franchise wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell. (full quote)
42999 Send a maniac to catch one. (full quote)
42999 #1)Where are the hostages? #2)To hell with the hostages! This is between you and me. #1) Yeah. #2)Wha-what--what you got, soldier boy? Do something. Go ahead! Ha ha ha. You're up to your ass in gasoline. Set your ass on fire. (lites a ciggarette). Is it cold in here, or is it just me? (full quote)
42999 #1)See that? I told him. Said he didn't care. My god! How could you sacrifice all those innocent people for little old me? #2)Phoenix! #1)We're going to spend a lot of quality time together. See you, sweety! Honey! Sugar! (full quote)
bigclaude Somebody put me back in fridge. (full quote)
bigclaude John Spartan you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. (full quote)