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Dennis the Menace - 1993 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3223 Know what Mrs. Wilson? You're the nicest ol' gal on the block. (full quote)
  *whatcha eatin' there sport? *Uh Apple. (full quote)
4921 Wow! His heart sounds like our washing machine! (full quote)
4969 This is my buddy, this is my pal (full quote)
  hey mr wilson! (full quote)
  Shes up stairs using my moms arm pit perfume. she says youre sucha stud... she gets nervous and sweats a lot (full quote)
  My parents are always happy in the morning. My dad's so happy that he whistles when he goes to the bathroom. The only time he isn't happy is on Sunday morning, when he and my mom wrestle. They kinda wanna be alone when they do that. It think it's cuz they take off their shirts and then they start making funny noises... (full quote)
13284 When my old man had something important to tell me, he told me with his belt. (full quote)
13284 I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE, I'M THE VICTIM! (full quote)
13284 You're a pest, a spoiled child, a menace, you took something of mine that i could never get back, i don't wanna know you, i don't wanna see you, get out of my way. (full quote)
13284 Why is it when everyone feasts on the pleasures of life and i get the indigestion? (full quote)
14298 I made an 'I'm sorry I shot paint in your chicken card' (full quote)
14298 Cop:I run a nice clean town and I don't want any trouble...So why don't you just follow the sun on outta here. Dirty Guy:Only reason I ain't moved on is cuz you stopped ta give me tha breeeeze. (bites teeth twice) [nice teeth huh?] (full quote)
14298 Mickey:I will never be big Enug (enough).... what's the point of reading lies? This is so stupid, you ready to come out of there man? Dennis: I'm not even wrinkled up yet! Keep reading. Mickey: But I will never be anything but a coal train sobed, sobbbed, sabobbed Huffy. (full quote)
14298 Mr. Mitchell:do you have a slingshot? Dennis: I dunno Mitchell: Give to me (full quote)
14298 Mr. Mitchell:do you have a slingshot? Dennis: I dunno Mitchell: Give to me (full quote)
  I think i better go outside to play (full quote)
cyree But I'm not even wrinkled up yet, keep reading (full quote)
cyree I betcha I know what it is. I betcha it's your address. Ya wanna know how I know? My friends got a lock on his bike and he uses his address for the combination. (full quote)
cyree 1:Can I tell you a story? 2:Is it about flowers and lambs? 1:No. 2:Okay. (full quote)
cyree 1:Do forts got carpet 2:No! 1:Forts don't got carpet! 3:They do know hot lips. (full quote)
  He's a menace! (full quote)
  MR WILSON: why do you ask so many questions? DENNIS: I'm only five years old, there's alot of things I don't know. (full quote)
  He's only a boy ha? (full quote)
  G.D. Garden Lanterns! (full quote)
  over my dead body this is the crowning moment of my retired life and i'm not going to throw it away like the evening trash for some ninny who can't get her keester to the airport on time. (full quote)
13284 1. Nobody shoots a marble at my head and sets my pants on fire! 2. But that was an accident! 1. THERE AREN'T GONNA BE NO more ACCIDENTS! (full quote)
  Joey:FORTS DON;T GOT CARPET Margart: They do now hot lipa (full quote)
  tastes like paint...and wood. (full quote)
  Oh G.D. Wading Pool (full quote)
  I think that little rat put Mouthwash in my Nasal Spray and Toilet Cleanser in my Mouthwash. (full quote)
knjenkins Margaret: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do. Dennis: Oh really, like what? Margaret: We could practice singing songs, or put on a play, or a puppet show! Joey: We could bury you alive! Margaret: I could pound your face! (full quote)
knjenkins Margaret: Do you know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies? Dennis: They have better things to do! Margaret: Like play golf and drink beer? Dennis: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish... Do you know how to do that? (full quote)
knjenkins Mr. Wilson: Well, he'd better get used to it. Disappointment's going to be a big part of his life. He's a foot short for his age and he's cross-eyed. (full quote)
knjenkins Margaret: If we didn't have women, we wouldn't have babies. Which means we wouldn't have people! Joey: If you didn't have men who'd drive the women to the hospital? (full quote)
knjenkins Margaret's house?! I didn't do anything bad enough to deserve to go to her house! She's a lunatic, I'll go crazy! She tortures me, she's mean, she's ugly, she doesn't share! (full quote)
knjenkins Margaret: Do it! I can make you. (holds up fist) Joey: I'll slug you back! Margaret: You can't hit a girl! Try it - I'll scream so awfully, bloody, deafly horrible, my mom will think you tried to murder me! And I'll tell her you did, and she'll believe it because boys are like that and girls aren't. Joey: That really sucks. (full quote)
shanlong I brought my own pillow so I don't get my spit all over yours. (full quote)
MikeyC Tastes funny. Tastes like paint. And wood. (full quote)
10929 Hey, Mr. Wilson. (full quote)
10929 Wow! His heart sounds like our washing machine. (full quote)