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Grumpy Old Men - 1993 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4538 1) I see your cat crapped on my newspaper again. 2)Yeah, who says you can't train a cat? (full quote)
5221 Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head - and swallow? (full quote)
5963 Hey, Snider...why don't you do the world a favor by pulling your bottom lip over your head and swallow. (full quote)
6200 I got something to offer her (full quote)
10002 all we really have in life are the experiences (full quote)
  Looks like he's taking the 'ol skinboat to tunatown (full quote)
  I kicked your ass in 1938! (full quote)
12117 It's colder than a witch's tittie out here! (full quote)
  if you see a chance to be happy, you grab it with both hands... and hell with the consequences. (full quote)
  if you see a chance to be happy, you grab it with both hands... and hell with the consequences. (full quote)
Emania If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! (full quote)
  HEEEEEEEEY DICKKKKKHEEAAADDDDD (full quote)
  If I was a strapping young lad like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha! (full quote)
  Does she have big thighs? No, she doesn't have big thighs. Well, then. what's the problem? (full quote)
24745 come-on-i-wanna-lay-ya (full quote)
27700 Why don't you do the world a favor. Pull your lip over your head and swallow. (full quote)
  Wipe that smile off your face, 'cause it's just a loan! (full quote)
29029 It's butt cold out here, and I'm fresh outta beer. (full quote)
29029 You mount the woman, son. (full quote)
29029 1. Moron! 2. Putz! (full quote)
29029 The man's a menace. Always hanging around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take off their clothes. (full quote)
  watch it bonehead! (full quote)
  1.)Hey im so damn grumpy. 2.)Im so damn grumpier. (full quote)
  1. Damn it, im so grumpy. 2.SHOOT! me too. (full quote)
  Max goldman:(while watching TV) Oh, shut up, fat-ass! (full quote)
  I rather kiss a dead moose's butt! (full quote)
  Grandpa: (While John and Max fight) HEY!!! DROP THAT FISH!!! Max: Huh?! Mr. Gustafson! Grandpa: Don't make me have to separate you two again! DARN IT!!!! (full quote)
  (repeated line) John: Hey, moron! Max: Yutz! (full quote)