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Last Action Hero - 1993 Movie Quotes

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4921 There are a lot of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, whores, politicians... (full quote)
5971 Pardon me, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please? (full quote)
7268 MAN #1: Excuse me, are you a henchman?MAN #2: No, I only ever got as far as lackey. (full quote)
7268 Stay here. I'll be back. Ha! Bet you didn't know I was going to say that, did you?You say that in every movie!....I do? (full quote)
8043 I'm not really a big fan of Arnold's... She is, you know... Arnold really turns her on and I just want to be there when it happens. (full quote)
8556 This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas... (full quote)
  1) This doesn't look like a crackhouse to me. 2) what do you want? Fifty guys out on the lawn throwing cocaine at each other? (full quote)
10929 -How'd you know someone was in there? -There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. (full quote)
10929 I'm out of here... (full quote)
10929 Hey, Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake! (full quote)
10929 -Who the hell are you? -Don't shoot me! I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid. (full quote)
10929 -You think you are funny, don't you? -I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. -Schwarzenegger! -Gesundheit. (full quote)
10929 freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey. Got it? (full quote)
10929 And Whitney. Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47. (full quote)
10929 If God was a villain, he would have been me. (full quote)
10929 Since you're about to die anyway, I might as well tell you the entire plot. (full quote)
10929 Silent, but deadly! (full quote)
10929 Here's another explosion for your movie, kid. (full quote)
10929 You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres! (full quote)
10929 I think the taxis are bulletproof. (full quote)
10929 -We're that close in catching him. -No, Jack. We're that close to catching pneumonia. (full quote)
10929 -OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store. -I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Under cover, of course. (full quote)
26681 To be or not to be... *BOOM*... not to be. (full quote)
12708 Leo Da Fart will pass gas one more time. (full quote)
30083 Like in Die hard, the guy is there, hangin by his neck...and in the end, he comes back. (full quote)
10929 where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist becuase this is a movie! (full quote)
10929 I don't do fiction. Not my field. (full quote)
10929 This hero stuff has its limits. (full quote)
10929 what the hell have I. (full quote)
10929 555-2310. (full quote)
10929 555-3000. (full quote)
10929 We are in California. (full quote)
  BIG MISTAKE! (full quote)
  How do you get to Carnegie Hall?! In a body bag if you don't drop that! (full quote)
  Thats a live grenade. yeah right Jack right right...You're gonna sacrifice your own child, to get to me, im very flattered JAck, but i doubt it!...Andy, pick up the it to me! thats good........Jack... that toy cant hurt the boy... (pulls out an axe) but this one can! (full quote)
  Pie,you sicilian schmuck. (full quote)
  180,you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin.180!If I did a 360,I'd go completely around and end up back where I started. (full quote)
  Oh,my God.This man's not dead! (full quote)
10929 A Franco Columbu Film. (full quote)
10929 When the Governor gets here, call me. (full quote)
  Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your hershey highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you are shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief, yes. And you know what else? I'm the hero, so shut up! (full quote)